What were his final thoughts?

>>82533361

Part time

This should have happened in Empire

"I'm thirty years past my prime and only took the role because Disney offered me a ridiculous sum of money."

>>82533361
$$$

Stop, immoral son

/tv/ was a mistake

>>82533361
>how late is too late to subscribe to a life insurance policy ? what are the empire's inheritance laws

"What did he mean by this?"

>>82533361
do you mean Harrison Ford or the character he was playing?

>>82533361
Uhhh... lightsaber?

>>82533361
>god damn this really fucking hurts ow ow ow

>>82533361
FLUMPF

>body never recovered

Yeah, this is going to be the biggest ass pull in movie history when he somehow survives.

ibe got a bad feelo abiut this lel

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>I hope Leia takes care of Chewy

>>82533757
what the hell were they thinking for that scene ?

im a big guy for you haha

>>82533780
Don't you get it? Rey is a literal mary sue. Everyone loves her as soon as they meet her. Whenever she isn't around, people are thinking about her. That's ignoring the more modern usage of mary sue being an overpowered piece of shit. She is both a classic and a modern sue.

>>82533361
Boring conversation anyway

>JJ actually wanted bb-8 to go with rey at the end instead of R2
kek

>>82533361
"Is this covered by Geico?"

>>82533361
>thank god this shit is over, now i need to die in blade runner too

>>82533517
Fuck man, you made me spit my beer on my keyboard

>>82533757
>be me
>hitching a ride from a friend of a friend who lives just next to my building
>we dont know each other very well, but we greet each other if we meet on the street
>drunk driver runs a red light
>crash into our car
>hit on the driver side
>I left on my own legs
>the friend of a friend died on the spot

I went to the funeral and hugged and offered my condolescensces to his gf

>I only agreed to come back if they paid me a lot and agreed to kill me off once and for all. What's that green screen and short fall onto a mat for? Don't tell me you don't actually see me die. I hope they don't start bothering me about surviving or doing flashbacks. I have a prostate the size of the Death Star and a good long piss with a strong stream is better than sex. I need a drink.

>>82533361
Unlike the emotional scene in empire where Han says goodby to his friends, I felt nothing when Han was killed in the new movie.

>>82533361
>so this is it, this is how The Force Awakens

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>>82533517

>>82533517
I understand this reference

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>>82533517

>>82533361
I wish I would have told Chuy I love him

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>>82533361

>>82533517

lol

>>82533361
"Oh, for Christ's sakes, man, hurry up!"

>>82534505

The music and Rey screaming NOOO, and Chewie immediately going berserk, solidified it for me. It wasn't on par with any classic Star Wars moments but it was serviceable for an 80 year old character's death. It's like watching ANH after the prequels and being upset that Obi-Wan goes out like a pussy bitch.

Now the scene where Rey pulls the saber past Kylo is the emotional highlight for me. That whole forest fight is wonderful.

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>>82533517

Now on to filming my death scene in the new Blade Runner and I can be done with acting for good.

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>>82533361
>Why didn't I attack this enormous planet station with some republic army soldiers to back me up like I did on Endor.

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>>82533361
>Why are we filming my scenes first?

>>82534505
I felt nothing the entire movie. Luke reveal was the only time I got any kind of excitement and that excitement will fade when his character is inevitably ruined.

" Luke was way off about this Dark Side stuff, it doesn't make you evil"

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>>82533517

He's not dead.
Since Leah is irl kill, they'll use Han to take her place

>shit, did I leave the stove on?

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>>82533361
>finally, i got myself out of this series and am free to star in firewall 2!
Or...
>*record scratch freeze frame* you see that guy getting stabbed by his own son with a lightsaber
>yup that's me
>you're probably wondering how I got here, well we'll have to go back, way back to 1973 when i starred in a little flick called american grafitti directed by george lucas
Or...
>i just hope chewie is alright, i'm sure leia will console him about my death and takes care of him
Or...
>so what was the point of captain phasma anyway?

>>82533361
> Are you threatening me, master jedi?

Here's the real answer from one of the novelizations of TFA.

>"Han forgave his son for what he had done. He prayed someday his son would forgive him in turn."

>>82537571
Gay

Oh wow what a fucking douche

>>82533406
Underrated

pusy

>>82533361
"Thank God I don't have to be in these movies anymore!"

>>82533361
mmm whatcha say

"Fuck...I shit myself"

>>82533517
I don't get it

>>82533780
Same question I had for just about every scene in the movie.

>>82533788
Nice

>>82533361
>Stop! Emo son.

>>82534467
Pics?

>>82533886
>JJ actually forgot that Chewbacca was supposed to be in the scene when Rey meets Leia
And people call this guy a good director.

"THIS CANT BE HAPPENING, IM IN CHARGE HERE!!"
>This many posts and nobody has said it
Is it finally dead?

>>82533517
I don't get it

Perhaps he was wondering why you would kill a man before throwing him off of a bridge

>>82539063
stop posting

>I will be back son

>>82533780
>>82533848
>>82539106
Abrams has admitted that he made a mistake with that scene. Begone nutv

>>82539063
>>82539396
lurk more

>>82533361
>Oh FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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>>82533857
LMAO!

>JJ just told me I'm coming back as a force ghost
>why didn't I read the fine print
>I'm going to fire my agent

>>82533361
I should have pulled out...

>>82533361
>Jacen was such a better son...

>>82539063
>>82539396
immortal son meme

if you are still confused, you need to lurk more or get the fuck out

>>82537571
B-but he won't get redeemed! He killed muh Han!

BIG

BLACK

...

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>>82533361
I... forgot to tell Kanji Club...

>>82533361
Twice the pride, double the fall

>>82533406
>>82533517
These posts please me greatly

>>82535432
Lel

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>>82535432

>>82533361
Man, there is a lot of Vader in him.

>>82535432
>Why are they filming all my scenes right after Fisher's?

>>82533361
>I really thought if anyone was gonna stab me, it'd be the black one

>Thinking he is dead

he got saved by lando

BOOKMARK THIS

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>>82533361

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>>82543640

>>82541143
those space guns look cool tho

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>>82533361
He's going to get resurrected by Khan's blood.
Thanks JJ

>"I shot first"

>>82533361
>Finally, I wont have to act in these stupid movies anymore

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid

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>>82533361
Oy vey, it's like anuddah shoah

>>82540465
Invincible son you newfag fuck

>>82545522
>implying they aren't going to do a Han Solo/Boba Fett movie trilogy where it's old Han reminiscing about his life and eventual partnership with the bounty hunger that takes place before Episdoe VII.
>He still has to do Blade Runner
>He'll do like six more Indiana Jones movies, including a Temple of Doom reboot
>He'll stumble out of a drainpipe in a Fugitive reboot "it's true, all of it, I jumped from this"

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>>82540952

WOOKIED
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>>82546271
Did she get wookied?

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>>82533517

>>82539422
Underrated

>>82533361
>Leia got me killed

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>>82533517
kek

>>82541143
No they didn't they are literally star trek trash

I could've had an IG-88

>>82534505
I felt a bit sad but only because Han never got to be reunited with Luke.
Rey crying made no fucking sense though.

>>82535004
Dumbass.

>>82533780
It's about systemic racism. Nobody cares about the big brown guy who doesn't speak English.

ouch

>>82541143
>discount Wattz 2000 rifles
TFA looks so shit

>>82542845
Stargates and Cowboy Bebop are the only accurate placements on this list.

>>82533361
i finally out of this fucking trilogy