What would you do if you had the remote from Click?

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stop time and go grope some jailbaits and other cunts I think are attractive.

>>82532501
Cure cancer

Unending rape.

Rape

Rob a bank and rape

rape

rape

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>>82532501

press the off button

Rape

Rape

Rape

Pause and rape

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distribute justice through the power of rape

Consensual Sex

Rap

I'll take rape for 500, Alex.

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Fair enough, What else would you do?

>>82532940
More rape.

Rape

>>82532940
rape

>>82532940
probably catch up on sleep

I've never seen the film, I assume Adam Sandler does the same thing and just rapes throughout the movie?

>>82533032

Judging by the thread? Yes.

>>82533032
pretty much.

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Poop and place it under people foot as they are mid stride.

>>82532501

Fast forward to death

You disgusting fucks
I would simply block time, pull down the panties of qt girls, and jerk off

Rape and impregnate all attractive women i come across

>>82533125
I like this

Find a girl I find attractive, wait till she gets in a pool, drain it, jizz in it over the course of 10 years, unpause

>>82533012
Definitely this too.
/thread

Pause and take naps I guess.
Of course most of the time would be rape.

Undress old men and young girls and arrange them in mid-rape poses.

>>82532746
change aspect ratio

Go back in time and actually study for my final.

His face is so fucking smug.

>>82533340
did you fail?

>>82533253
>WHY DO I KEEP GETTING PREGNANT

>>82533395
Probably. The only hope I have is if the profesor throws out some of the questions or curves the shit out of it, both of which are very unlikely. JDIMSA

Not fast forward through my life like a dumbass, that's for sure.

>>82532501
Kill?

pause and cheat on every test I have at uni

Use it to refine my seduction techniques through trial and error.

When that inevitably fails, rape.

>>82532501
Press pause and rape everyone repeatedly forever

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>all these pause and rape posts
>not doing it the patrician way instead by going back in time, invest in the stock market, make mad cash, fly out to bangkok, and raping a qt female (male) instead

>>82532501
Sleep, work, and travel while everything is on pause.

Nuke Israel

>>82532501
Copy my exams.

Sleep more

>travel back in time knowing some lottery numbers
>get millions of dollars
>buy a mansion in some comfy nigger-free area
>play video games all day and order expensive hookers
>never use the remote for the rest of my life unless I run out of money so I just win the lottery again

Optionally, rape

>>82533012
the patrician choise

>>82532501
Rape, nothing but rape.

i'd construct a cube of bulletproof glass in the middle of times square. then i'd get inside it with a cute schoolgirl and begin a barbaric rape performance in front of hundreds of onlookers. it would last for hours and when i got tired i'd click out, leaving the girl there, and go read the /tv/ thread about it.

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>>82532501
Tie OP's shoelaces together

>>82536195
op's not allowed to wear shoes in his shed

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>>82536195
Thank you for contributing something creative rather than "le rape xD"

>>82536333
It's true though. I would rape so much that rape wouldn't even be a concept anymore, just an inevitably

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After rape got boring you would need to get more creative.

Would love to dump loads on news anchors faces and unpause.

>>82536400
>Notorious anon strikes again. Hot news anchors on alert. Where will he strike next?

>>82532501
Idk actually use it in a way that makes sense, didn't he just fast forward time so he could work on his job projects? How about just plainly stop time to work on them

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>>82532501
skip life

>>82532501
Travel to Japan and pause so I can fulfill my dream of feeling/titfucking Anri Okita and Hitomi Tanaka.

>>82532501
I'd probably make frequent use of the rewind button so I could murder everyone I wanted with no consequences. I've got some issues that I'm not proud of. Some pretty dark stuff.

Rape the lottery

>>82538081
Win*

>>82532501
Pause hot women, then go drop their pants and sniff their asshole

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>>82532501
Pretty much just pause. I'd use it to sleep after staying up a lot, skip work, and probably pause time to infiltrate literally every secret area until I finally knew corporate and government secrets, then kind of proceed from there. I'd probably rewind any mistakes I made along the way. Then I'd have a power trip, think myself a god or something, go crazy with the dread of the responsibility of my knowledge and actions, write a manifesto, post it on 4chan, then kill myself or something.