What the actual fuck am I watching right now?

>>82526664
Somehow Capekino
Made by shamaylan.
I dont know what timeline were in either.

>>82526664
Kino

>>82526664
Split.

Is everybody ready for Unsplitable?

>>82526664
M Night does a magic trick where he takes his shit reputation & 10 mil and turns it into box office gold.

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Did this fucker really give himself a role in his own film?

>>82526664
Erection inducing movie with the big booty nigress and hot ayy lmao

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>IM KINO

>>82527035
He puts himself in his movies frequently.

>>82527035
It's one of his gimmicks

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>>82527035
Did this fucker really give himself a role in his own film?

Shamadingdong feels like a really shitty film student who for some weird reason can get famous people in his shitty films and people will still like them.

The films are mediocre, but sometimes feel really amateurish. The Village was noice though because of the atmosphere and BDH

>>82527236
he just made a bunch of really bad movies, but he also made the village, sixth sense, and signs

>>82527035
>babby's first shyamalan

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Who lets a 9 year old listen to Ye?

>>82526664
sequel kino muh mainly mang

>>82526664
That last cameo scene was kino. Watching it blind, I never thought it would be linked with Unbreakable.

I wonder what disease we are going to get next? I think a cancer based villain can be good, but its one of those things thats just not funny.

As someone who has watched this and didn't understand the twist can someone explain it to me. Is it something to do with his other movies?

>>82527035
First time you've seen a shanananalala flick? Ard you even into films?

>>82527236
> student
> 6th sense
> signs
> unbreakable
> the village
> split
> the visit (probably the most student film he made)

He has no ability to say no, but he can make great films.

>>82527511
Just unbreakable, I highly recommend that you watch it

>>82527567
I watch only films and kinos. Movies are usually beneath me, and I avoid flicks at all costs.

>>82527593
From those only Sixth Sense and Village were actually good. The rest is mediocre with some same shitty gimmick theme and le epic twist

>>82527608
>I watch only films and kinos.
Then you should've at least seen Signs you shit taste faggot

>>82527644
>Signs
But that sucks, lol.

>>82527627
According to who, you? I think the opinions of respected critics are more credible than yours

>>82527679
I've never met anyone who doesn't like signs

>>82527627
Signs was horror, sci fi and christian kino. If you don't like unbreakable you are an ADHD pleb. Split was excellent. The visit ill acknowledge could be seen as totally average but it works for his technique of really giving his characters space to show.

He was also in Unbreakable, the guy who gets checked for drugs.
>>82527150
Exactly what I thought.

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>>82527743

>>82527873
haha

>>82527915
> implying you'd understand the reasoning of far advanced aliens
> implying they're aliens

>>82527978
Water vapour is a totally different ball game to being splashed with water. I can drink a beer but i down 3l of vodka ill die.

>>82526664
Currymans comeback

I just finished watching the movie.

I don't get a fucking thing, what was the point of this movie?

Why did he give up on trying to kill Casey at the very end?

>>82528408
>Why did he give up on trying to kill Casey at the very end?

dude, how can you even miss that? that one was so obviously the moment he saw the scars on her body

>>82528453
Well yeah, but why? Why did the scars on her body cause him to stop trying to kill her?

>>82528479
Go and watch the movie again

>>82528479
because before that she was just another prey to him
but upon seeing the scars, he saw a wounded and hurt person/animal just like his inner self that lead to those personalities
also if you recall the whole movie the 2 other girls have been nearly naked state and only casey still clothed til the very end which caught him in a surprise

>>82527978
>>82527953
>>82527915
>>82527873
Now that Maddox has cemented his fate as a bitch, these aren't as funny as they were.

>>82526664
Indian degeneracy. This time, the pooinloo decided to copy European arthouse, making a disgusting stinker movie just for the sake of being disgusting.

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"Sounds like that plane hijacking a few years ago where there were no survivors... what was the name of the guy who did that again?"
>Camera slowly zooms in to CIA.
>"Bane..."
Pure fucking kino lads

>>82526664

it's really not that hard to follow ya dingus

>>82527953

>implying the creatures on earth weren't just savage soldier drones the intelligent aliens sent down as cannon fodder.

>>82528479

>these are the people you argue with on /tv/