>waaahhh I'm very handsome and have a large penis and people like to be around me and beautiful women want to have sex with me all the time
>please feel sympathy for me
>please
OMG LIFE IS SO TERRIBLE AND HUMANITY IS OUT FOR THEMSELVES WITH NO EXCEPTIONS! EVERYTHING IS BLEAK AND MEANINGLESS, FREEDOM IS A TERRIFYING THING TO STUPID PEOPLE, AND THE WORLD IS A COLD AND UNFORGIVING PLACE! LET ME DEMONSTRATE THIS BY HOLDING THE CAMERA ON THE DESOLATE BARREN WASTELAND AND THE PATHETIC MONGRELS WHO ARE THE CHARACTERS FOR MINUTES AND MINUTES AT A TIME AS THE AUDIENCE SHIFTS UNCOMFORTABLY UNDER THEIR GAZE! HA HA HA HA! I AM SUCH A GENIUS! THANK GOD I WASN'T PURGED BY STALIN OR ELSE I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SHARE THIS MASTERFUL VISION WITH THE WORLD! YES, YES, LOOK AT HOW SHE TORTURES THE CAT! IT IS A METAPHOR FOR THE CORRUPTION OF POWER! YES! POWER... CORRUPTION... HUMANITY SUCKS! NOW GIVE ME MORE MONEY TO FUND MY NEXT NIHILISTIC MASTERPIECE!
LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>82524922
>gloomy filter added in post production
KNOLEDGE
>ABLUBLUBLUU WAAAAAH MY PEOPLE ARE A SCOURGE ON EVERY SOCIETY THEY INHABIT BUT IM A WOMAN SO IM INCAPABLE OF CONTRIBUTING TO IT AND DUH EBIL NAZIS STIL WANT TO GAS ME PLEASE CRY
>>82524922
>implying you don't know exactly how horrible and futile feeling it is to be addicted to something you have very easy access to, even worse than something you have to go out of your way to get, since you're probably addicted to the internet, video games, anime, food and ironically pornography too
>>82524996
>implying you've contributed anything to society ever while there are female heads of state leading their nation
>>82524947
>>82524947
kek
This movie was literally meexcept the gay blowjob at the end I'm not that gay
>>82524922
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/subject/D'aww%20Man%20With%20Everything%20Want%20HUG!!!/
>>82525012
No entitled nigger, I struggle to put food on the table, fuck you and your first world problems.
>>82526504
Yeah, it was 99% me tooexcept I'm the one who occasionally sucks dick.
>>82524922
HIS SEX JUNK IS SO