ITT: Books that need to be made into movies

>>82523626
God, I don't think I could stand a How I Met Your Mother movie.

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American Born Chinese, for sure. It's a graphic novel, so they can literally use each page as part of the storyboard. Cut out some of the romantic subplot, and we've got a great coming-of-age movie that'll get liberal dicks hard.
>pic related

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They should finish or restart adapting His Dark Materials

are either of the brave new world adaptations good?

>>82523669
First post best post

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next YA kino please

The Bible

>>82523876

And they should use Dakota Blue Richards again.

>>82523626
is this book SJW/racist?

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>>82523626
my pick

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>>82523626

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I want this as an animated short

>>82526594

Neither. I think it's supposed to be clever satire or something, but it's just "Hey, you notice white people like The Wire? It's funny because it's true!" It's too lame for even the most irritable alt-right babby to get offended.

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non meme answer

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SOON

The Big Sleep

The original doesnt count.

>>82526976
>XD look what i poasted

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>wtf i hate statistics now

>>82529815
>fiction

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>>82523626

>>82529224
How good is that Author? I don't know anything about Spanish literature.

>>82529854
>science is fictional when I don't like the results

>>82523876
>atheist poor man's Chronicles of Narnia.
Um, completely unnecessary, sweetie.

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>>82529222

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It will never happen, at least not a faithful adaptation, but I'd like to see a Blood Meridian movie

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>>82529926
>debunked statistical """analysis"""
>science

>>82529222

trips confirm. if there was someone with the balls to make a faithful adaptation this film would be terrifying.

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a man can dream

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>>82529768

ah yes, the thinly veiled butthurt response to anything vaguely racist. the ironic XD, the greentext, it's all there.

a reddit classic.

>>82523626
Without Remorse

Tom Clancys best book.

Would love to see a Rainbow Six movie but to do it right it would need to be at least a 2 parter.

>>82530010
>le unfilmable book meme
Yeah, it is unfilmable because its a angsty-teenager-edgy-tier gorish fuckfest and totally shit

Alex Rider

>>82530053

nothing about it has been debunked ever. its all scientifically sound and backed up by studies 1000 times over. it even lowballs most of its conclusions so as to not be as outrageous as possible. i'm sorry the numbers hurt your feelings but there is nothing about this book that has ever been proven wrong.

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Animated trilogy by Silvain Chomet

>>82530198
I hate things that I don't know about too. gb2/b, nigger.

>>82530198
>le contrarian faggot meme
good luck with that shit taste

>>82530238
book makes a lot of assumptions about intelligence metrics and uses arbitrary functions for analysis, lazily picked methods fitted to cherrypick all the "right" data by turning selective attention to certain intelligence "predictors" while ignoring other ones. anyone who's read this book and has taken a first year statistics course can see it for what it is: confirmation bias.

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>>82530132
>everyone i don't like is reddit

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>>82530238
>STATISTICS N SHIET

>>82528861
this could be oscar worthy!
Michael Fassbender as Max Aue

>>82530132
>reddit spacing

>>82529885
The book is good. It's disgusting as fuck, but also really good

SPOILER ALERT: Colonel Aureliano Buendia does not get killed by the firing squad

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I have no fucking clue how you would turn this into kino but if someone would pull it off it would be amazing.

>>82531193
Lmao just pull up a chair to one of those migrant groups marching into Yurope