I don't get it

because hollywood producers and guillermo del toro fucked this movie, peter jackson fucked up but he was pretty much destined to fuck up with what he was given. this shit reeks of producers raping a script.

>>82521758
The jews had to find a way to push interracial breeding and this is what they decided

The real question is why didn't Galadriel riverdance in The Hobbit?

patriarchy enforcing stupid tropes like women needing to obssess over random white men

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>>82521758
>Why did she want him so bad

She was written that way.

>>82521758
she was female and horny

have you never interacted with girls, OP?

>>82522076
This

>>82521758
Daddy issues/teenage rebellion.

>>82522808
>teenage

>>82522076
kek. Do people who bitch and say "/pol/, pleas leave," to that really not sometimes find that shit funny.

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>>82522808
>teenage

picture is me

>>82522076
Why didn't they have Tauriel being bred by a strong black Uruk?

>>82521758
Because it was real

>>82522083
that meme is so bad it must be from 9gag

>>82521758
Because it was real

>>82522962
>>82522967
God damn it

>>82522964
newfag

>Watching THAT MY BOY IS THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG IN IMAX 3D™ on ITV the other day
>The handjob scene happens
>Try not to break down in front of my family

>>82521758
Because it was shoe horned kike race mixing propaganda that wasn't in the books

>>82521758
>caring about LOTR and Hobbit characters that are not Gimli, Sam, Gollum, Gandalf, Saruman, Viggo Mortensen, Grimtongue, Sauron or the Ents

Sure is pleb in here

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>>82523038
well meme'd

>>82523091
>>82522076
This

>>82523066
>>The handjob scene happens
???

>>82523124

>Doesn't even know the origin of it
>He's only been on 4chan for less than a year

most epic of memes

>>82523163

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7Kb3VAEtiY

When she gives him the healing touch and they keep cutting back and forth between his sweaty face and her looking into his eyes with a weird glowing light. It's suggestive.

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>>82523203
your strawmen doesnt make your shitty maymay any better. but I bet you can get some upvotes on le reddit

>>82523258
Why would I go where you came from?

Even manlets with good looking faces get pussy.

>>82523221
oh that's hot

you think she gave him a ruined orgasm like Sasha Foxxx?

>>82523221
nice now I can't unsee that

>>82523221
god damn it

>>82523221
>It's suggestive.
It's suggestive that he finds her rather radiant and attractive, but nothing more. Get your head out of the gutter.

>>82522938
Because they thought it was better to make the main antagonist white.

Supposed to be forbidden love crap. Dwarves and Elves hate each other which makes it all the more erotic.

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At least the dwarf stuff looked badass.

>>82526583
>he doesn't imagine radiate women giving him handjobs

>>82529048
I can, but that's not what's being suggested.

>>82528487
we never saw the mattocks though, and Tolkien described them as having mostly mail, soem kind of mail trousers and round shields and short swords.