Why do Europeans make movies that are so fucking WEIRD?

Everything is considered weird to low IQ Americans except teenage sluts, autotune, capeshit and trannies. Uncultured plebs

Why can't I find this movie anywhere? On IMDb it says it should be released by now.

>>82521118
Making threads again, Julia? >>82520711

>>82521118
Did you end up watching this because of the thread the other day? How it's hardly playing anywhere anymore.

I think it's more a case of lack of resources fueling innovation, when you don't have much you try and get creative. If you've got a 250 million dollar budget film, you play it safe, tried and true good shit. When the budgets and therefore stakes are lower, it means people are more free to take risks and do weird stuff. This isn't endemic just to European films, many low budget American films are equally weird I'd imagine.

>>82521219
It doesn't exist. It's just some French woman shitposting about some mockups she made.

>>82521260
Yup, that thread piqued my interest

>>82521219
It's basically not playing anywhere anymore. It came out, played its limited release and now its gone. Gotta wait a few months for the bluray to come out.

>>82521317
Okay thanks!
Didn't think it would have a normal release, thought it's direct to BluRay.

>>82521455
Yeah its an indie, foreign language art house film, it only got released at a total of 50 cinemas across the entire US. You're basically shit out of luck if you aren't near a major city.

My city had one place showing it, it was cool, I never knew there was actually a literally underground cinema here, all it does is show indie films, definitely going there more now.

>>82522126
You fucked up didn't you?

>>82522188
lel

>>82521141
fpbp

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>>82521141
/thread

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>>82522494
her little smiles are the sweetest thing. i can only choose garance. i'd let julia borrow her whenever she wanted though.

>>82522600
>its a /tv/irgin falls in love with an average looking obscure actress episode

>>82522640
its not her looks that get me, i just really liked her character and the feelings have transferred over to the actress.

Is torrent out yet?

>>82521118
I hear it's gorey.
What's it about?
Some girl who likes blood and gore?

>>82522718
Comes out on amazon and itunes on may 23rd apparently. Torrents out soon after probably.

>>82521141
>The Danish Girl
Eurocucks love trannies way more.

>>82522736
Drama about a girl that goes to veterinary school school and discovers things about herself, she struggles to control her impulses.

It has 4 or 5 scenes of violence in the movie. Only 1 of which is actually hard to watch, 3 are as violent as getting a bloody lip.

>>82522785
That's pakistani, not european

>>82521118
It's very simple actually.
There's no real market for European movies since even the Europeans themselves stopped watching what is made in their own countries,with the exception maybe of the French.
So a European movie is almost exclusively targeted to the critis and aims to win some award in some Festival.
So you get only weird or absurdly boring shit.

>>82522839
>danish
>pakistani

???

>>82522797
Interesting.
Might watch it whenever it comes out.

>>82522785
Fun fact: in Amsterdam trannies get beat up by transvestites because the transvestites feel trannies are ruining gay culture.

>>82522494
I don't want a little girl. I want a grown woman who makes kino.

Every year there's a film that gets shilled hard that always triggers me
Raw
It Follows
The Witch
Babadook

>>82523142
Why are you triggered?

>>82523142
>shilled
By who? All of those movies had tiny budgets, whose paying the shills to come here? Here of all places.

>>82523174
i dunno
it just pisses me off it always seems like one guy making the thread day in day out
i haven't seen any of those films though

>>82523236
It's more than one guy. I usually make them but I didn't make this one.

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>>82523233
It Follows was confirmed shilled.
No idea about the others. In my head it's the movies' directors.

>>82523236
>i haven't seen any of those films though
maybe, just maybe, they're being talked about because people enjoyed watching them and this is a board dedicated to discussing film. stranger things have happened.

>>82523233
Oh, come on having some intern shill in social is dirty
cheap.
If it increases the tickets or bluray sales even by a tiny fraction it already made the shilling costs back.

>>82521141
fpbp

>>82523273
Why does she always wear the same extravagant jewelry? Serious question. I thought extravagant jewelry was something used sporadically.

>>82523330
I... I guess. I just find it hard to believe. Reddit or other sites maybe, but I just can't see it happening here. Especially because I torrent virtually everything.

>>82523443
She's a gypsy, it's genetic

>>82523452
You might torrent it, but then you tell your buddy about it and he tells his buddies etc.

>>82523443
Probably because whenever she's photographed it's a special occasion, so she puts on her special occasion rings.

>>82523491
>gypsy
Source pls.

>>82523233
4chan is an epicentre. Memes radiate out. Why not knowledge of specific films?
Off siters come to 4chan to be hip and cool and fresh on their main sites.
Waves on 4chan make bigger and further splashes on other sites leading to a bigger more aware audience.

>>82523452
>>82523233
/tv/ has considerably more lurkers than posters. Like 100 times more.

>>82523491
I have gipsy heritage on both sides of the family and I'm completely bling free.

>>82523627
>Like 100 times more
Ok so I've never really given the ratios a thought, but that feels like a wild overestimation. 2800 people have read this thread? I don't buy it.

>>82521141
FPBP

>>82523004
>>82523004
>trannies get beat up by transvestites
No wonder they get beat up. Tranny used to stand for transvestite, not a fucking dickless guy.

>>82524059
I don't know if it's correct, but the official stats that have been given say that /tv/ has a couple hundred thousand unique visitors every month. (200,000 five years ago, probably far, far more now)

The only thing I can say is that when I post a freshly uploaded video from my channel on /tv/ and I make sure people notice it, it will usually go to 5000-6000 views before the thread dies.

>>82521554

I saw it in my small ass central plains city.

>>82524156
That's their point. For them, being a dude with a beard in a dress who's singing along to madonna is part of the whole camp appeal. They'd never claim to be a real woman.

>>82521141
fpbp

Dunno. I am Dutch and our movies aren't weird but the constant sex and nudity comes off as way too tryhard after a while. Its not the 70's anymore everyone is fine with nudity, its not shocking or progressive anymore.

>>82523627
i posted some webm to a webm hosting site and posted it in a thread with only like 20 replies and <10 posters and it got 60 viewers in under 10 minutes, i was pretty surprised.

>>82524178
>hundred thousand unique visitors every month
Jesus it certainly doesn't feel like that. Threads have a few dozen people posting once and most threads move slow as fuck.

>>82521141
rekt

>>82524317
That is surprising. That kinda changes my whole perception of TV visitors. So for the 500 people reading this, why don't you post?

the REAL question is: why Americans don't?

>>82524762
Not worth my time

>>82524835
Fair enough. I often delete my posts after I finish writing them because what's the point.

>>82524768
They do, you just need to find their low budget shit and you'll find plenty of weird stuff.

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>>82521554
>Yeah its an indie, foreign language art house film, it only got released at a total of 50 cinemas across the entire US. You're basically shit out of luck if you aren't near a major city.
God I hate this fucking feel.

>>82523236
Anon there's this term called narrowing. It means that the fewer variables in a person's life, the bigger the little things seem, it explains why old or lonely people can be such cunt neighbors over minor things or make a fuss about change at the super market or restaurant. A person with shit going on constantly in their life isn't bothered by the little things. I'm not judging you, but this really shouldn't upset you much.

>>82522863
>There's no real market for European movies since even the Europeans themselves stopped watching
That's kinda sad. Any Europeans want to contribute? Id like to know if small scale European film is still alive and well there. I kinda hope film making is still happening everywhere in every nation with domestic support

>>82521141
Literally every great director is American.

>>82524991
You live in the sticks Anon? How the hell do country folks ever manage to develope a taste for foreign indie films anyway? I'd expect them to watch nothing but American Blockbusters.

>>82524762
Believe it or not, there are people here who are lurking who are too autistic and socially anxious to post. The posters are sick alphas to them.

>>82525248
Most theaters in the flyover states have closed. The ones that exist are only playing capeshit, Beauty and the Beast and whatever animated feature is currently on tap.

>>82525255
I was almost going to ask if you were one of them. How on Earth could you possibly know that? And the idea of being too autistic to anonymously post on 4chan seems like too much, no autist is that powerful

>>82525333
I'm sorry anon. Just another month or so and you'll be able to tor this. Just hold on.

>>82521118

>Yuropoors can't compete in normal cinema
>Create weird shit to stand out

They are just attention whores

>>82525340
I've dealt with autists as part of a high school internship thing (everybody had to intern in something with social value. I worked with autists), and a few of them were lurkers afraid to post on 4chan. One of them had a dream of one day playing video games online, but always pussied out whenever he tried because the idea of playing with others terrified him. I could only talk to these people by going into a chatroom and speaking to them using their own name, so they felt they were talking to themselves.

Autism is a hell of a drug.

>>82521118
dying civilization

>>82525554
>normal cinema
>capeshit
>tarantana
>disney

>>82525559
>One of them had a dream of one day playing video games online, but always pussied out whenever he tried because the idea of playing with others terrified him
Jesus fucking Christ. This is the saddest shit I've read in a long time.

I'm kinda glad these people don't have children, we've got enough as is.

>>82525684
I offered to play games with him, but setting it all up was too scary for him.

>>82525814
How old was he? Please tell me they were really young and eventually worked through their problems

>>82525897
They were all mid to late 20s
There's a whole world of people who are completely kept away from society

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>>82525174
We Germans still make great movies :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnRib8Z6FQ0

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>>82521141

>>82526125
what is this movie about?

>>82523142
Raw is much better than the other 3

>>82524257
Alex Van Warmerdam makes some pretty weird movies

>>82526080
That makes it so much worse. I was imagining 10 year olds.

>>82526159
"Refugees welcome" the movie.

>>82526187
Raw is like a 9, the witch is an 8. It's close.

>>82526125
Real German Kino incoming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mnEMCoFKtM

>>82526219
Haneke's film this year is in Calais. I'm sure it's an uplifting feature.

>>82526282
I'll stick to police reports for my fun refugee stories.

>>82526282
he's gonna win

>>82523142
I was probably doing a lot of the shilling for The Witch (posting threads with a questionnaire about the movie and people's tastes in thriller/horror in general), and I still stand by it. I think it's a great movie that makes me more excited about the future of the film industry than any other movie has for a while. To me it is a great synthesis between theater and film. It uses all of the great things film allows for: different angles, convincing action sequences, interesting lighting, etc. But it doesn't throw acting into the trash. It's a very human story played out in a believable way. I can't ask for much more from a movie.

>>82526540
The VVitch is good.

>>82526159
Sex

>>82522600
she has a porn star look a like. I am all good

>>82521141
fpbp

>>82528147
sauce

tfw no slutty cannibal gf

>>82523142
Don't compare raw , to those. Raw is great and challenging, and It would never be as popular as the other 3

>>82528147
post

>>82528147
pls

Main girl was 19 and showed her butt and pubes a lot.

>>82528975
>challenging
what's challenging about it?
There's no subtlety whatsoever

>>82532824
and I loved every second of it.

>>82533034
LoL

The film is incredibly subtle, the whole "cannibalism lmao" thing is just a way of telling how a girl discovers herself and stays faithful to what she is, and what she wants in life. There is a lot of subtext in basically every scene of the film.

Don't focus on the gore scenes that much, the film is much more than that

>>82533831

It's not exactly subtle but her urges are a good, creative metaphor for what a lot of people probably feel at that age. I enjoyed the movie a lot. I really want a torrent to come out but I'm also not looking forward to the shitposting

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>>82521141
OP just got rekt

>>82525174
>Id like to know if small scale European film is still alive and well there

Slovenia has many festivals every year. Usually only Slav directors participate, but the last few years we had Spanish and French directors too. Out most notable festivals are about horror and drama. You can enter if your movie cost less than 100k I think.

>>82534105
>I really want a torrent to come out but I'm also not looking forward to the shitposting

just visit this shithole once a month like i do

>>82521141
This

>>82525235
Nolan

>>82521141
fpbp

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>>82521118
This film was nothing special, desu.
>muh sexual cravings metaphor
>muh gore

Seems like the kind of thing that'd appeal to teenagers who grew up idolizing Tarantino and Fincher.

Last European film I watched that was worth my time was Goodbye to Language.

>>82521118
Because European cinema decided to be pretentious from the start

Another reason could be that they don't have big studios, I don't know

You do get ''hollywood'' tier films but they always end up being shitty shit comedies or just shit in general
Whenever someone non american tries to do a ''normal'' movie it always comes out being shit and it doesn't work, so they can only make films with vague dialogue, ''metaphors and symbolism'' and long shots

>>82535567
loser

>>82521141
As the white boys say on the the internet, that shit was SAVAGE

>>82522685
This kind of thing has happened to me twice in the last three months. I'm about ready to just stop watching movies and television.

>>82533831
>Don't focus on the gore scenes that much, the film is much more than that
Wow, I had no idea, it's almost like horror movies are metaphors for something else!

>>82535022
bravo

>>82535277
>muh gore
I don't think you can go muh gore when there were so few actual gore scenes. I mean, if they were constant yeah, but c'mon, 3 hardly count as excessive.