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>>82518453
kill yourself faggot

>David Chase used the song "don't stop believin - journey" to tell the audience to "not stop believin" that tony was alive and well and there would have been a continuation movie were it not for Gandolfini's tragic death in 2013 chase revealed in an interview in 2014.

the more you know

Whatever happened to the plot with the gangsta rapper and Hesh? Was there a reason it was never mentioned again?

Also Hesh is underrated

Im the beginning of second season and its pretty comfy so far.

I like how the main antagonist in Tony's life is his mother, Livia, nice subversive twist from most mob/gangster drama.

>>82518657
What is I told you that the main protagonist is actually not tony but Gabagool?

>>82518633
Hesh is the real boss

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>>82518714
Fascinating

>>82518714
Don't spoil it for him

s1 - Great
s2 - Really great
s3 - still good
s4 - Going down
s5 - Getting desperate
s6a - Pleb tier filler trash
s6b - who the fuck are these guys.

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best episode.

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>>82518867

>>82518841
t. literal retard who had someone type this for him

you enjoying GoT little guy ?

>>82518867
>>82518907
One of the best TV episodes ever made, it works as a standalone episode and a good Sopranos story

>>82518453
is the 6th season of Sopranos the most kino a television show has ever been?

It's almost like an actual movie but over twenty episodes. All that character development, existential angst, philosophy, symbolism etc. Has there ever been a TV show that has done this?

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>>82518593

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sopranos has better comedic banter in a drama than anything else

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You know Quasimodo predicted all this

>wake up
>wipe the cigar ashes, tomato sauce, stripper glitter and gabagool grease from my polyester short-sleeved collared bowling shirt
>breathe heavily and as loudly as possible on my trek down the stairs and across my McMansion to the kitchen (probably the most exercise I've done in years, I never did have the makings of a varsity athlete)
>fix myself a hearty plate of gabagool with a side of gabagool
>pour myself a glass of Tropicana™ with some pulp to wash down the diabetes
>here comes A.J down the stairs
>it's been a good week for him, he only attempted suicide 5 times and he got an F+ on his community college Remedial Arithmetic quiz
>I'm proud of him
>So proud of him that I take him outside to see his new car. My son only drives the best
>A brand-new stretch hummer limo. The safest money could buy, and it gets ten feet to the gallon
>A.J. starts bitching about the environment
>Tell him I'll throw his ass back in the pool if he doesn't shut the fuck up and get in the hummer limo
>He gets in, the hummer limo immediately bursts into flames
>A.J. survives, is angry he's still alive and goes back up to his room to jerk off to interracial porn
>Carmela arrives, she's back from the gabagool market
>She presents to me crates, barrels, backpacks and suitcases packed to the brim with delicious gabagool
>"It took me hours to gather all this gabagool, Tony. A thank you would be nice."
>Give her a gabagool and cigar flavored kiss on the cheek and a crisp $100 bill, and pat her on the head. That'll do, Carm, that'll do.
>Phone rings, it's Meadow
>Everything goes to black, there's no punchline. Fuck you, lmao!

>>82518633
I hope you get cancer you retarded fuck.

>>82518920
Stealth shill detected.

Unofficial unwritten rules of "sopranos" threads

DO NOT MENTION OTHER LESS SUPERIOR TV PROGRAMS.

oR

mention tv programs that you think are better.

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happy moment

>>82519318
>here comes A.J down the stairs
>it's been a good week for him, he only attempted suicide 5 times and he got an F+ on his community college Remedial Arithmetic quiz
>I'm proud of him
pretty funny, have a (You)

>>82519391
shut the fuck up newfag

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monthly reminder this guy get the final kill.

>>82519369
I wonder how much of A.Js character they had to rewrite when the actor turned out to be a scrawny manlet after puberty

>>82519428
none since he was always portrayed as weak and stupid and Carmellas father was a small guy.

>>82518453
how often is the word gabagool actually used throughout all 6 seasons?

i'm willing to bet its less than 10 times overall

>>82519484
>he was always portrayed as weak and stupid
>literally was gonna be captain of the football team
hmm

>>82519428
>tried to suicide because he wasn't allowed to raise his girlfriend's son
Was AJ the ultimate c u ck?

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>>82519492
it never it, its a meme

>>82519509
>>literally was gonna
kill yourself retard

>>82518453

So did Tony really die at the end?

>>82519699
too much gabagool is my guess

This show is pretty racist. There's not one good and decent Italian-American in it.

>>82519760
GABAGOOL

>>82519760

it accurately portrays them

>>82519760
you're pretty stupid anon.

>>82519760
It's also rather misogynistic. Not one woman in that isn't verbally or physically abused, killed, or dependent on a man.

>>82519826
just the way it should be

>>82519826
>isn't verbally or physically abused, killed, or dependent on a man.
this goes for every character in the show

>>82519826
I've heard female friends say this but isn't half the point of the show to portrait these men as the pigs they are

like showing women being treated bad isn't the same as treating women bad, is it

>>82519892
you should try to educate those retarded sows you call your female friends.

>>82519826
That's a realistic portrayal of your average woman then

>>82519826
>who is Angie

>>82519760
>who is Melfi

>>82520393
he said decent

Frankly I'm just more upset they decided to portray New Jersey like such a shithole

>>82520456
how old are you?

>>82518453
VITO SPATAFORE IS AN

>>82520620
how old are YOU?

>>82520687
i'm 33, how are you my child?

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>>82518498
>>82519348
same angry anon-kun ?

>>82520720
34

>>82520744
why do you lie to me child?

>>82520456
Uh,are you implying NJ is a cesspool?

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>>82520786
back the fuck off!?!

>>82520794
absolutely not my dear friend, indeed quite the opposite

>>82520833
why are you afraid to reveal your age anon?

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>>82520856
but I did

>>82520794
New Jersey is where poorfags reside who can't afford New York. Fact.

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SIT THE FUCK DOWN MULLET HEAD

have you heard the good news?

>>82520875
why must you lie anon?

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>>82520856
Why are you so interested in his age, you want to have sex with him or something? Making sure he isn't underage?

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>>82518453
Which season of Meadow was the most attractive?

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>this guy offers your gf a record deal
what do?

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>>82520974

>>82520974
4, 5

>>82520974
Meadow looks like an annoying gypsy

>>82520955
he seems quite ignorant and it's increasingly obvious he's a 90's born queer, it's just interesting at this point why he's afraid to say so.

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>>82521062
you got a problem with the 90s, kid?

>>82519892
It's like when people complained about American Psycho being misogynistic, completely missing the point that a major theme was how misogynistic yuppies were and that they treated women like just another flashy validation symbol. and the fact that the book was written by a fag and the film was directed by a woman

>>82518841
nope. Show was always good, but the first 3 seasons decidedly less so

>>82519318

You miss the point of these things.

>>82519826

You forget Big Pussys widow.

Friendly reminder Patsy is the toughest motherfucker in the show and I'd put as much as 500 bucks on him in a street fight against anyone, including Tone, Bobby and Chrissy.

>>82521109
not at all, I grew up in the 90's before all this faggotry was so prevalent

>>82521197
f*ggots abound!

>>82521197
I still love my Nintendo 64

>>82521153
how new are you reddit?

>>82519826
Carmella, Meadow, and Janice are all strong and independent as long as they keep getting Tony's money each week

>>82521196
>toughest motherfucker in the show
>passed over
>marginalised

>>82521153

Faggot

remember when tony and aj played mariokart

>>82521196

Patsy couldn't even intimidate a starbucks manager.

>>82521276
no mah ree oh kart for 3 weeks

>>82521227
I preferred the nes and super nes, my brother had a 64 which was good for goldeneye.

>>82521312
and Mariokart

>>82519760
t. mulignan

Who was the best character of the show and why is it Melfi's son?

>>82519424
who

>>82519424
uh no Members Only Jacket guy did

>>82521409
walden

>>82521449
what the fuck kind of name is that?

Doesn't sound very Italian

>>82521471
walden robert cassotto

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>>82518453
So whatever happened to this guy?

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>>82521550
MRS SOPRANO, IM PERRY

>>82521471
kill yourself retard

Posting best Sopranos song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHRHt5WLh_4

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>>82521588
no u

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who /jeannie/ here

>>82521550

tony had to smack him around a little to teach him a fuckin lesson

>>82521550
He ran off with Furio.

TAWNEE

>>82521629
YOU KNOW WHO WE ARE
YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO
WE'RE COMING TO DEFILE, DEFILE YOU

GET OUT OF MY WAY
AND DON'T BE SO GAY
WE'RE COMING TO DEFILE, DEFILE YOU

>>82521016
I once fugged a girl that looks almost like her

best character in the whole show coming through

>>82521918
oh yeah? where?

post >yfw the Vipers

https://youtu.be/-bduOoTJ4bI

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>>82521885
What did feel like?

>>82521939
he's talking about Bobby's B's ghost wife

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Was this the most tragic death?

>>82522271
Atleast it was quick, no like Pie-o-My

>>82522271
Was it barking?

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>>82522114
she was a total bitch but the sex was great
awesome titties, not too big, the kind that fit perfectly in your hand and very firm
sucked dick like her life depended on it and swallowed like a drunken sailor
great hips and ass, black hair and always smelled nice
she liked foot stuff too and gave terrific handjobs
I kinda miss the sex but I don't miss her at all, mediterranean girls are fuggen crazy man
pic related

>>82518907
>>82518867
I'll leave you out here you one shoe cocksucka

>>82519760

They literally live right next door to one

0/10 neck yourself

>>82520933

ALMOST TIME FOR TURKEY SANDWICHES

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what did it smelled like?

>>82521851

I sing this song all the time in the shower

>>82522523
like baccalà

>>82522271

She didn't die though, she just crawled under there for warmth

>>82522523

Itz only smellz

>>82522523
Probably like whatever laundry soap she uses

>>82520984
this was by far my least favorite episode. something so cringy about adrianas shitty dad rock band and this nigga tryna act like he cares

>>82523238
>dad rock
how young are you kiddo?

>>82518907
>muh fargo
It was a good episode but the homage was a bit too obvious.

>>82519294
holy shit i forgot how thin tony was in the beginning

>>82520984
beat her until she poops her pants

>>82521409
Bill Guarnere

>>82519699
It doesn't matter, they cut to black. Nothing happened after that because it's a fictional story, that was the end.

>>82519348
rude

>>82523506
yeah in the pilot he's like half the size he is by season 6B, he really packed it on

>>82523643
why aren't you dead yet?

>>82523825
because I'm fugging your mom XDD

>>82523854
but she was cremated 9 years ago

HE WAS A CONSOLE OF ROME

>>82519492
They barely even say it in the show period. It's only a meme because of this.

https://youtu.be/qqE7ZxH7BJE

>>82524165
shut up fuckwit

>>82519826
the female boss in Italy isn't verbally or physically abused or dependent on a man

>>82524165
Joey Diaz was the perfect choice to play big pussy

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>>82523945
wrong meme you dip

>>82524205

She's not the boss—she speaks for her husband (the actual boss, who is in prison) and is otherwise respected because she is her father's daughter; she depends on them entirely for her status

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Artie is the best person in the series, the only one with a bit of moral integrity

prove me wrong, pro-tip: you can't

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>>82526420

Artie doesn't have any moral integrity, he wants to be just like Tony et al but is too weak (gif related)

His wife is arguably the one character with moral integrity

>>82524891
how does this not also describe most of the male characters (switching out husband for whatever)

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>>82519294
His hotel looks like shit.

>>82521127
Isn't that one of the ironies? So many grown men as slaves to Tony's whims, but Meadow & Carmela often tie him in knots...

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Just finished S6E03. Does this show get any more "muh feels" than when Tonys in purgatory? Im pretty I reached maximum feels at that point

>>82528813
Where were you when I was lonesome?

>>82528813
Honestly? The diner scene.

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>>82528828
>daddy dont go!
>for some reason Im scared...

>>82528905
Is there a show about someone who is trapped in the coma world?

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>Hey T
>Didya hear that?

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>>82529029
>does it hurt?
>it beeps

>>82521629
wtf
I think you're female

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WATCH IT CHRISSY

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>>82529029

>>82518453
i really like that song

>>82522346
kek

where are all the vocaroos lads? last time there were some good ones

>>82529142
probably JV squad

>>82529246
best body desu

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>>82529285
>not thicc meadow

What's this? It's tha jackeeeeeeettt

>>82529361
Holy FUCK. No joke, meadow was often so distractingly hot. To have a show featuring fat Italian men 90% of the time and then feature Meadow at random intervals, it would completely throw me off

>>82529361
S6 meadow was the hottest

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why are yuros such rude niggers?

>>82529361
>some pulp
Nice attention to detail.

>>82529581
it's to make fun of muh heritage fags

>>82526420
He manipulated Tony with the suicide BS

>>82529361
hnng, brunettes man..

>>82526420
He was one of my favorite secondary characters. Any scene with him trying to act tough or rolling with the crew was usually pretty funny

Also Charmaine was super hot

>>82529246
Didnt she kill herself by jumping off a balcony off screen?

>>82529246
who is this?

>>82529895
Autism girl

>>82529914
name?

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what the fuck was his problem?

>>82530044
he had to takeapiss

>>82519318
who's about to read this though

>>82530044
I heard that was actually Tonys dad :o

>>82524165
It's not a meme because of that, at all. That guy does a pretty good Tony, though.

>>82529581
"commendatori" actually means "I fucked your mother" in italian.

>>82529581
"commendatori" is plural

>>82530186
He's future AJ.

>>82529750
Last I saw of her she was cucking Meado with the hasidic homeboy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdOA_7HkZZY

Still sad Chris died so fucking close to the end.

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>>82530500

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>>82530883
Walk Like a Man crushes me every time, he's so far gone by the end there
>the garden was his life
>that last tree was all he had left

>>82530887
>commendatori

Nobody ever mentions Tony Blundetto, he was one of the more tragic characters in the show.

At some point I thought he was gonna try to fuck Meadow, but I realized it was jealously on Soprano's life.

Also, his wife in the show is fucking amazing. She helped him run off with a big bag of random money.

>>82529581
w2c jumper

>>82518453
>I like my character too much so I dont want to see him getting killed on screen.

what a pussy.

How was the ending /tv/?

>it's a Chriss/AJ parallel episode

>>82531353
also he had a daughter of his own that was missing, he was probably looking at Meadow to fill the void

>>82519492
At least 4 times an episode

>>82531409
She was missing? I thought she was either dead, in jail, or just refuses to see him anymore.

>>82531490
something like that, I think they mentioned trying to contact her for his reunion party at Vesuvio's and them not getting a response

>>82531390

DELET

>>82528905
>who am I? where am I going?

>>82531490
I thought for awhile it was going to be discovered/revealed that the whore Blundetto shot in the car along with Phil's brother was actually his long lost daughter.

>>82526420
Artie is a petty schmuck. The fact he got through the series alive is nothing short of a miracle.

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Im almost done with my 1st rewatch of The Sopranos S1.

Did Mikey just dislike Tony for stapling that new suit to his chest? Or is Mikey one of the most loyle people on the show?

I kinda overglanced it at first, but Mikey almost never questions Junior and seems concerned about his wellbeing.

>>82531353
Tony B. was what really made season 5 for me

>>82533567
>ywn get a massage from Tony B
Just die in my sleep already.

>>82531353
His wife was great until she turned bitchy

>That scene where the mulinato tries to kill Tony
>first shot pointblank from the shoulders up hits the bottle of orange juice
Why does Vince love Tropicana so much?

Can HBO get away with using brand-name products in their tv shows?

>>82521409
steven seagal

>>82533472
he worships Junior for sure

>>82519318
kek

>>82518593
The movie was going to be set somewhere in the middle though.

>>82531137
>feeling any compassion for a sociopath

>the garden was his life
>that last tree was all he had left

Not his wife, or his child, or his career (such as it was). No. It was the garden.

A person has got to be infinitely more stupid than Christopher was supposed to be in order to believe some retarded shit like that.

Moron.

>>82535784
The garden was a visual metaphor for his life, not actually his life. Should've made that clear, sorry. The garden represents all of the above, and how he's totally failed to stop it from spiraling out of control and destroying itself. Uprighting the tree was his last gasp attempt at feeling somewhat in control or on the right track. Or something.

>>82518479
Nursing home

>>82518633
HEY FUCK YOU TOO MY MAN

>>82519317
You ever noticed how Lou Gehrig died from Lou Gehrig's disease?

THATS WHAT THIS IS, YOU KNOW

SATANIC BLACK MAGIC

i manujed to get da drip on him

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>>82535980

>>82535980
SICK SHIT!

>>82518633
>was there a reason this was never mentioned again?

You're watching The Sopranos.

>>82535980
>>82536144
>>82536149
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.

>>82518841
>>82521127
Who else thought S2 was worst?

Only good episodes were the ones focused on Chrissy's acting career.

>>82536222
Knight in White Satin Armor and Funhouse are both Top 10 Sopranos episodes my man

>>82536202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdOA_7HkZZY [Embed]

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>never eat another mans gabagool

what did he mean by this?

>>82519318
wew

>>82536307
>I SHOVE GABAGOOL IN MY SOCKS AT NIGHT, SO IT SMELLS LIKE YA SISTERS CROTCH IN THE MORNING
oh my god, Chase, what is wrong with you?

>>82518633

>>82518794
What this anon said. In the end of the episode hesh just said he would just counter-sue. The plot was neatly wrapped up

>>82519509
Didnt matter desu. If he turned into a football captain it would of been 2 seasons of him hating it and not taking a scholarship or some shit. him turning out skinny was better because he almost became a soldier and backed out

>>82533459
He was a civilian who had mafia friends. whenever he wanted to get a taste of the bad side he ran away or got beat the fuck up

>>82518633
Who cares? Fuck niggers and jews.

>>82518453
BELIEVIN'

>>82529581

the guy who snubs him on the other table is David Chase