Late Night Titty Kino Thread

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Everyone point and laugh at the kinotard

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>>82517904
Great tits but that's Mad Men. I'm talking about late night premium cable titty flicks. Pic very related.

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>>82517904
>the way they expand when she inhales

>>82517818
I bet Jaime Pressly is a wicked slut. I dated a dirty southern girl just like her, and that girl's dick sucking skills were 10/10. Even better than all the hookers I've had.

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>>82517818

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>>82518051

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>>82517818
God damn Jamie was hot.

Long shot but anyone remember a titty flick where a hot chick drives out into the desert with a gook (he may not have spoken english, maybe a tourist?) and when they get out her bikini top gets caught on something and flies off? Then they look and can't find it. I remember it being a good one but that's the only specific scene I remember and have no idea how to find it.

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she was so cute
i should see if she has nudes some day

>>82518304
No

CHESTLETS BTFO

>>82518051
>>82518146
my dick, holy shit. Who is this and which movie?

>>82518355
Biohazard

>>82518095
Umm..is she packing a cock now?

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>no one's posting actual late night titty flicks
It's almost as if everyone on this board is too underaged to remember that era.

>>82518512
I was watching porn online in 1998

I didnt need titty flicks

>>82518363
Good God.

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>>82518512
>check tv listings
>flick with promising title on at 2am
>pretend to go to bed
>sneak down to the living room when everyone's asleep
>pre film rating says there's nudity
>set remote's last channel function to mtv just in case
>volume on 5
>dick in hand, there's no telling how long the nudity will last
>an hour and a half passes
>the nudity was a guy's butt
You kids today have no fucking idea how easy you have it.

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>>82518051
>>82518146
http://www.nitrovideo.com/video/biohazard-video-clip-03-73580.html

>>82518775
>volume on fucking 2
>sure somebody would be able to hear it
>during the day you can't even hear 2 with your ears pressed against the speakers

>>82518775
I had TLN, which would show softcore Spanish porn starting at midnight on Fridays and Saturdays.
>Always looking forward to the weekend just so I could jerk off furiously to Latin Lover

>>82517842
everyone point and laugh at this idiot

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>>82518824
Kek so fucking true. Pic related is the most recent example I could think of (2009). Do they even make these sorts of flicks anymore or do they not bother because of internet porn? I kinda miss em.

>>82518814
longer clip
dont think these scenes are in the movie, seems to be some kind of behind the scenes shit

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Any Euro anons here? Remember the german program DSF (now Sport1)? Remember their program called "Sexy Sport Clips"?

>>82518512
USA network was the place to go back in the early 90s

>>82518931
It was pretty good but sadly USA meant no nudity

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>>82518904
It's probably because of Internet porn. The Internet has pretty much completely eliminated all of the work needed for a wank. You no longer have to try to work off of a scrambled titty, sneaking around trying to find your dad's porno mags, or trying to stealthily fap to a lingerie catalog if you're truly desperate.

>>82517966
I saw that scrambled when I was young. Then saw Lost In Space and was blown away that she was a mainstream actress.

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>>82519094
>all those victorias secret catelogs my mom never got because I got to the mail first
Is it weird that I kinda miss those days? The little things were so much more exciting than the most hardcore shit is now.

>>82519148

What, you were stealing her shit that SHE was paying for?
why?

>>82518924
I remember fapping (not that long ago) to those titty prank shows.

>>82519148
>that time you managed to jack it to a titty in a medicine book
Kids don't know how easy they have it

>>82517818
Margot Robbie looks like THAT?

>>82519148
She knew, anon

>>82519148
Desensitization.

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>>82519148
the kids today will never know the pleasure of a dry-fap between classes

picrelated would be enough for months to get me hard and cumming

>>82518775
australia, 90's, SBS
hard to find, but wait long enough, you hit jackpot

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>>82519162
>he thinks you pay for catalogs

>>82519354
>that pic

Son, you ARE kids today.

>>82519548
>inb4 pasta

>>82519548
>dad had hundreds of movies recorded on vhs
>looking for titty movies I stumble across this one

came about 50 times to this shit

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>>82519233
In her dreams maybe.

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>>82519548

>>82519362
>I will never EVER find out the name of the film I watched one friday night 15 years ago on SBS

RIP me

>>82519148

>tfw you discovered teen swimwear section in some of the clothing mags your mom was getting

>contemplating how a photographer came to make a living by taking shots of underage cameltoe, while wanking it

to be fair I was also 13, so wanking it to other girls my age wasn't some despicable act, even though neopuritan roasties try to demonize it these days

>>82519596
wait for it

>>82518197

>was

She still is, she's the superior Margot Robbie too

>>82519362
>hard to find
Nigga they had titties on every night, the fuck are you talking about?

>>82519566
>parents have Trading Places taped
>find it one day
>burn out the scenes where she's topless
Pretty certain it was one of my earliest faps too

>>82517842
fuck off anti-kino scum

>>82519831
Why are you posting a chestlet in a sweater?

>>82519831

Wrong file, anon?

>>82519801
>13
>terminator 2 is playing on tv for the first time ever in australia
>use vcr to record it
>get tired and go to bed
>next day watching tape
>fast forwarding through ad breaks every 15 minutes
>hang on what was that?
>rewind?
>play ad
>during one of the ad breaks is ad saying that trading places is playing next saturday 8:30 pm
>random highlight clips from the movie in the ad
>one of the highlight clips is jamie lee curtis' boobs
>rock hard erection

>>82519831
itty bitties are the best!

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>hire under siege from video store
>watch it all weekend
>only ever saw first 5 minutes

thnks for reminging me i havent fapped yet today

>>82517842
New

>>82519148
Fredericks was where it was really at senpai

>>82519596
IMAGINE

Who here /readthetvguideatthestartoftheweektodecidewhattorecord/?

>>82519384
sauce

>>82520284

filename not good enough for ya

>>82520331
Also following the reply chain. Fuckin retard.

>>82517818
>Yes that is it! Act! Act like you are looking for something! Yes, stare at blank wall and act!

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>>82518023
Women has 30% of their lungs inside their breasts, anon.

>>82520580

Asexual gobshite

>>82519831
>be in titty thread
>posts girl with absofuckinglutely no tits
Grow up anonchan

>>82520284
https://www.xvideos.com/video1298587/mimi_rogers_-_full_body_massage

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>>82520603
>her acting skills are important

Look at this white knight.

>>82520602
Are you autism?

>>82520719
Hello, yes autism here.

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>>82520719
Why do you think one term for them is "air bags", virgin.

>>82519548
Pretend

>>82520759
Do you really think that lungs somehow get past the rib cage to pump up the breasts?

>>82519548
Conjour fictional images

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>>82517818
>>82519567
Poison Ivy 3 almost single handedly got me through puberty. I'd suffer through a lot of shitty movies on premium cable for fap material, and a lot of them didn't even deliver all that well. Girl might only be a 6/10, or she was hot with clothes on, but had shit tits. Jaime was a stunning 10/10 clothed, and then the clothes came off and her body was even better than you hoped it would be. Fell in love with her instantly. Whenever that movie was on the schedule I knew I'd be fapping.

>>82519548
imagine

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>>82520816
Are you a complete fucking retard?

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>>82519148
Victoria's secret models are still more erotic than porn to me.

>>82518824
2 was just barely loud enough, if you concentrated real hard, to hear the Girls Gone Wild steel drums begin to play.

>i was just watching last comic standing at 3am, i swear mom

>>82518904
>18 year old virgin

Lmao could you imagine?

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>>82520944
>Girls Gone Wild steel drums begin to play

>>82521004
a simpler time

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>>82520602
>be grill
>be shy
>try to impress the guys by breathing in really deep and making my breasts larger as i walk by

>>82521004
this is someones mom now

>>82517818
her as harley quinn fukn when?

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>no one posted the queen of late night titty flicks
Plebs, all of you.

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Anybody?
This channel was my main source of fap material during the first years of my puberty.

>>82519548

COGITATE

>>82521135
Imagine being that kid. Probably getting to do it 15 times. Lucky little shit.

>>82521235
BASED M NIGHT

>>82519548
She look like idubbbz

>>82521405
I really need to reproduce with this creature for science

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Elvira was a bit before my time. My late titty host was Rhonda shear

>late night monday
>SBS on
>sound off
>dick in hand watching some euro/asian titty flick and sometimes getting lost in the plot because the movie was decent and the titties were sparse

what a time to be alive

>>82517818
>Not supposed to jerk off today
>This thread

NOOOOoOoOOOoOOO

>>82521458
she looks awful as a blonde though

There was a late night HBO movie about some guy finding a girl at a truck stop then they steal a truck. She wears leather and fucks him in a motel handcuffed I think. In the end it turns out she was crazy and he shot her. Not sure what it was.

>>82521122

my nigga

Any canadians watch Showcase late at night

Shit they had all these foreign films with nudity and borderline pornography

I wish I could look up some of them, I just remember small details

>>82521591
pale veiny breasts are gods gift to man

>>82521683
it is because she pushed them up so much that she restricted the blood flow

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>>82521114

Seriously. I had so many of her and Tane McClure's movies secretly recorded back in the day. They're probably still somewhere at my mom's house.

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>check tv listings
>find promising title
>check cast
>shannon whirry
Guaranteed buckets of cum every time.

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>>82517842

>random thread starts, content doesn't matter at all
>one minute later "SO LE REDDIT LOL LMAO"

never change /tv/

>>82519548
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>82521822

>9 years old
>at a friend's birthday sleepover
>this scene comes on

>>82521082
Lucky bastard got to nurse off of those perfect jugs.

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>>82521922

Forgot pic

>>82521887
I bet he had ED at the time due to all them steroids

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>>82521887

Reminder that Arnie was banging his uggo Mexican maid for years. JLC is a massive step up from this.

>>82519548
>>82519596
John Lennon wrote and recorded this smashing hit in 1971.

>>82522169
>>82522147
>>82522116

>can almost see them in the wide shot

She's already 35 and I just want to see them before she gets old and has to do it just to stay relevant.

>>82522169
she must have huge ass pepperonis if she is willing to show all that but not it

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>>82522389
Sorry, meant to post the webm.

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>>82522441

>>82522459

T H I C C

>>82523367
The only reason why Doom was not total garbage

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