I'm all finished anon! Now how about that payment we discussed?

Right, you can have whatever you find in my left pants pocket.

Yes of course, here is the newspaper from two weeks ago, enjoy.

>>82516972
How about you star in my next film as well, and I'll give you both halves of the sandwich?

K heres a 3/4 empty bag of chex mix and a pencil thats missing the eraser

Ok here's your gum. Remember, you never specified that it had to be unchewed.

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>>82516972
1 King Cobra malt liquor, bus fee and 15 minutes with my mom?

>>82517136
Dude, you got robbed. How did Roberts out negotiate you?

>>82516988
*grabs your dick*

>>82516972
memes aside, his minimum is 5000k a day for any small budget flick

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>>82517199
You cant say "no" to this face. Just look at it.

>>82517237
how do you know?

>>82517237
>his minimum is 5000k a day

You mean like 5,000 calories worth of food from catering a day?

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>>82517237
What's Brendan Frasers minimum?

>>82517237
5m a day?

>>82517269
Some Indie filmmakers hired him before.

http://www.filmmakerforum.org/general-discussion/1753-do-you-think-eric-roberts-ving-rhames-will.html

>>82517356
(90000 / 365) = 246.57 dollars a day

>>82517237
this does not however include the price of cue cards, which he requires to remember his lines

>>82517237

Nice try Eric. You get half a coke like we talked, no name brand, just generic.

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if Eric Roberts would direct a film and i would get a role my fee would be

1 (half) Subway sandwich and 3 kicks to my nutsack from his daugter Emma

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>>82517675
>"Throw in a coupon book, whatever you have on you in loose change, and instead of my daughter kicking your balls I kick your balls while wearing a dress and a wig, and you have yourself a deal, anon"

Do you accept?

I cast Eric in my movie once and all he wanted for payment was a cheeseburger and a genuine compliment

>>82516972
It's already in your bank account.

Last week I was in Hollywood and wanted to take a selfie when Eric Roberts suddenly approached me. At first he just stood there and looked at me for a few seconds before asking "hey there what are you filming?"
I told him I was just about to take a selfie.
He said "oh, no, that's not how you make a movie. you have to make a video then it's a film haha!"
"heh... yeah I think a normal selfie will do just fine. After al-"
"Nonsense! Here, let me set the scene so we can film a nice take. Do you know what a "take" is? It's a term professionals like me use in the Biz, Biz meaning the film business."
"I really can't right now I'm sor-"
"So we'll just put you here and I'll walk across the street. Don't forget to yell action and cut haha."
"O-okay... y-yeah.."
"What do you mean okay? We haven't discussed my fee yet."
"O-oh.. I d-"
"What you got in your pockets?"

At that point I just ran away.

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>>82517744
Nope. It has to be real Emma or i aint working.

What if i work for free and in return i get only 1 kick to my balls from Emma and i get to lick her boots clean?

>>82517886
Do you think Eric took her virginity in a drunken stupor and then apologized profusely in the morning?

>>82516972
Here's your mcdouble. No pickles, like you asked

>>82517475
Missing a 0 my friend

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>>82517968
>implying Eric Roberts didn't preserve her virginity until he sold it to some Jew producers for the role that ultimately gave him his comeback, powerhouse performance in Phat Girlz

Posting shit like that demonstrates why you will NEVER make it in Hollywood anon

>>82517977
>I didn't say "no pickles", I said "HOLD the pickles", as in hold them in a bag for me to take home.

>>82518083
lol

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here, have some ravioli

>>82517873
underrated

>>82518083
Kek

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>>82516972
Here you go, don't spend it all at one place

Sure, here's the leftovers of the chilli I had last night. And you can keep the plastic tub for doing such a great job.

>>82518042
Disgusting