Is this vampire kino?

>>82512849
>BAAAAAAAAW

The motion picture

>>82512849
This is actually the worst vampire movie I've ever seen. I don't like anything about it and don't understand why it's promoted as something great.

>>82512849
yeah

>>82512878
you have bad taste/have no appreciation of culture

>>82512857
Oh Louis, still bitching an moaning, I see. Imagine having to listen to that for 200 years.

>>82512849
Pure 100% kino, mate.

>>82512878
Let me guess... your favorite vampire movie is.... Blade.

>>82512950
Not that it's bad. Blade II on the other hand... I heard they just let Wesley Snipes out of jail for tax evasion.

>>82512849
true story when i watched this i turned gay for 2 days. i had this craving to suck some cock after seeing pale tom, brad and banderas. too bad i turned straight again after 2 days ;_;

>>82512849
yes but only due to Goldenthal kino score.

>>82512849
>kino?
kill yourself faggot, it is a good movie though.

>>82512950
interview with the vampire and blade were probably the 2 movies I watched more than any others when I was a teen. what now faggot?

I love Interview with a vampire.

>>82512950
My favorite vampire movies are Fright Night (2011) and Only Lovers Left Alive. I also liked Let Me In.

>>82513452
have you watched the old fright night movies?

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>>82513354
I'd say you have good taste

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>>82512878
It's a simple movie with a compelling narrative and decent characters. It's not incredible but I don't see how anyone can really hate it. Also you have only seen 2 or 3 vampire flicks if this is the worst you've seen

what about , What we do in the shadows ?

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>>82513562
OP here, I'd say Bram Stoker's Dracula is the worst vampire move I've seen. (never saw Twilight) But it's a so bad it's good type of way.

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this is animated vampire kino

>>82513521
Yeah, I hated them. From that era, Near Dark is pretty great though. Nothing else.

>>82513632
oh I definitely agree there, Bram Stoker is a fucking disaster and I can only assume the reason it was popular at all is because of the risque edge-shit

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>>82513633
>animated vampire kino
>Not this

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>Hear me now. This place is cursed. Damned. And yes, your master is the devil.
Fucking white devils.

>>82513633
You should check out Vampire Hunter D if you haven't seen it.

>>82513797
i'll give your mom the vampire hunter D in a second

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>>82513632
>>82513700
you guys are fucking faggots

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>>82512849
/thread

>>82513656
which part of the 90s were you born in?

>>82513797
Wow. Rude.

>>82513797
>>82513878
Fuck. I was so triggered I responded to the wrong post.

The first two thirds are great. It drops to turdsville once they ton cruise dies.

>>82513992
Uhh, I'm here to discuss vampire movies and my opinions about them not what year I was born in.

Blade was decent btw and shouldn't be used to insult others.

>>82514031
I agree. I'm usually passed out by that point so it's ok though.

It's decent. It earns bonus points for being dark and serious, and not just a shitty action movie. If VTM ever makes it to the big screen, it might have a contender. Right now though, it's about as good as it gets.

Anne Rice sucks a massive cock, too.

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>>82514042
>Uhh,
are you embarrassed about being born in the 90's?

>>82514148
>it's about as good as it gets
There are many better movies, such as Fright Night (2011) and Only Lovers Left Alive. Also Near Dark.

Interview with the Vampire isn't decent. It's boring and stupid. Please explain why you like it.

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>>82513952
even alcohol wasn't making bram stokers dracula any better

>>82514167
There's no telling when I was born, because that is not a topic of discussion I'm willing to engage in with you. This thread is about vampire movies.

Blade is pretty good btw.

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>>82514202
My literature professor tried to say all the male characters in Dracula (the book) were in a gay love triangle. I almost had to strangle a bitch.

>>82514220
lel. 90's kid confirmed

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>>82514190

>>82513452
>only lovers left alive

One of the most pretentious and boring movies ever made. Jimmy boy is a hack

>let me in
A dumbed down soulless remake of one of the best vampire movies of all time, staring a fridge who can't act.

I don't think I've ever seen someone with such shit taste in vampire flicks. Kys my mans

>>82514220
you're definitely a 90's born queer, most likely a redditfag too.

>>82514190
All your movies look stupid. Admittedly, I'm not a horror/vampire fan. I only like VTM really, cause I like the idea of secret societies and castes.

so was this just a slick of vampire life or am i missing something

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>>82514258
>The vampire bat must consume 10 times its own weight in fresh blood each day, or its own blood cells will die. Cute little vermin, ja? Blood, and the diseases of the blood such as syphilis, will concern us here. The very name "venereal diseases", the "diseases of Venus", imputes to them divine origin. They are involved in that sex problem about which the ethics and ideals of Christian civilization are concerned. In fact, civilization and syphilization have advanced together.

>>82514338
VTMB isn't even the best Troika game. That's ToEE, with Co8 and Temple+. Please stop posting at me, plebeian.

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>>82514190
>It's boring and stupid.
there weren't enough explosions for this little faggot

>>82514430
Fine with me, you dopey pretentious faggot.

>>82514430
>/v/eddit shit thinks any mention of VTM is related to the video game
You have to go back.

>>82514576
I'm a /tv/ native but >>82514520 is right, I'm also a dopey pretentious faggot.

Catch you later guys.

>>82514409
its Brad Pitt being a whiny vampire faggot and Cruise being cool again

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>>82514640
I always liked Tom Cruise in movies despite his Scientology insanity.

>>82514687
Have you ever actually tried auditing? You don't have to pay for it, you just need to check out DMSMH from a library and co-audit with a friend.

>>82512878
>This is actually the worst vampire movie I've ever seen.
You should watch more movies desu.

>>82514751
Oh, should I? Which ones would you recommend?

>>82514751
Hey fuckface, are you going to post a movie recommendation or not? I don't have all night.

>>82513656
Pleb.

This thread is getting to bump limit whether you small-minded tourists want it to or not

Interview with the Vampire is hands down vampire kino, it's great that it has just the exact amount of worldbuilding, many monster movies feel the need to explain a mythology even though everyone's already familiar with it.
Plus it showing immortality as a bitter curse that has left the high class european vampires stuck in a forgotten era is great, I agree with Cruise though, Pitt is an annoying bitch who needs to get over guilt and enjoy death.

Vampire kino is hard to find, only other film I would say fits that category is What We Do In The Shadows.

Coppola's Dracula is too goofy

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Nah, this is.

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>>82514640
>>82514409

>Oh Louis, Louis. Still whining, Louis. Have you heard enough? I've had to listen to that for centuries.

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>Claudia... You've been a very, very, naughty little girl.

Pure kino

>>82513987
>Keanu Reeves trying to talk with an English accent
kek. It did have that great werewolf sex scene though. He gave that bitch the knot.

Does anyone know if vampyre is any good?

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>>82512849
it's kino IF one can get separate the movie Cruise to the real life level-8 operating thetan

>>82513211
>too bad i turned straight again
fag

>>82513393
but it's "the" not "a"

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>>82512849
>kinotard likes gay vampire porn fantasy

Makes perfect sense

All I need to find you Louis, is to follow the corpses of rats

>>82517681

Cruise IS a good actor, I've yet to see one of his films where I find myself thinking about the fact IRL he's in a nutjob cult.

>>82517755
>doesn't like Interview with the Vampire
>doesn't like the kino meme

Could you BE any more reddit? I think not.

>>82517843
Kino is Reddit

You are Reddit

>>82517843
only if he was one of those capitalising youngfags who quotes friends.

>>82514314
>>82514283
I'd bet that anon isn't queer, just one of those multi gender things that are so prevalent nowadays.
And a 90's brat to boot.

>>82512849
Interview with A vampire

>>82517877
You are Reddit

You are Reddit

>>82517885
You are Reddit

You are Reddit

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>>82512849
Best vampire kino coming through

>>82512878
Pleb

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>>82517342
close, but no cigar

yeah.

also tom cruz's character is great. pitt's character is fukken reddit.

>>82512950
Blade 2, actually. First and third one are garbage.

>>82513632
Bram Stoker's Dracula actually feels like an adventure. I mean the acting was awful but for that type of movie it's not overly important.

>>82512849
>Interview with THE
Is this some Bearenstain shit

I swear on me mum it was "Interview with A Vampire"

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>>82521469
your mum sounds hot, but it's definitely "the"

>>82512849
yes, it's vampire kino.
lots of homoerotic shots, but considering you're here you'll probably love that.

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>>82514031
>>82514068
these 2bh, vampire kino before they kill off Cruise. Make sure to pass out before that point

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>Vampire: The Masquerade has yet to be properly adapted as a TV show

FUCK!

Kindred: The Embraced was shit.

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>>82522035
Vampires and paranormal media sadly peaked in the 90s

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>>82522396

I know, but I still wonder what killed the vampire hype. Was it Twilight bullshit?

>>82514308
*tips garlic pendant*

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>>82514308
>One of the most pretentious and boring movies ever made. Jimmy boy is a hack

I thought I was only one

>>82520624
I honestly believed that DaFoe was an actual vampire. Kind of meta, considering that Max Schreck was believed to be one.