>tfw you're watching a movie and a kiss scene comes up

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>>82507444
>I've always liked you, female love interest!
>I love you too, protagonist!

>>82507444
the last time I kissed a girl was 1 year ago and she was crazy af

>>82507444

Have you seriously never kissed a girl? Holy fuck that's embarrassing.

i had a dream where i was doing was riding in a car with a girl and it was the best dream i've had in recent memory

>>82507444
I don't think because they take far too long and there's usually little art involved.

>>82507756
And to think, some people live out this dream every day.
>>82507784
*I don't like these scenes

>>82507444
>sister bites her lip

>>82507705
get the fuck out you piece of shit

>>82507444
>hot girl appears in flick
>instead of making me horny it makes me sad because i'll never have a girl as pretty as her

haha lol

I can't imagine how ugly you are.

>>82507836
feels bad

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The only time I kissed a girl was when a told a drunk friend I was a kissless virgin and she kissed me out of pity. Wasn't even good and I felt worse afterwards.

>>82508288
fag

>21 and never kissed a girl
I don't even know why am I still alive

Most men dream of having lots of money or a great career

I just wish for a woman to love me and not to be the man my father was

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>watching a movie with parents
>kissing scene in an apartment, possibly leading to a sex scene
>mom - "uh oh, is this going to get rude? [dad] you better fast forward this"
>mom literally stands up and covers the TV screen by opening up her jacket while dad fast forwards
>there wasn't a sex scene and we just skipped a few minutes of the movie


>in the kitchen (which is open to the living room and facing the TV)
>dad's watching moone boy
>it's an episode about the kid starting to notice girls
>parents probably about to confront the kid about masturbation or something, idk I was barely paying attention to it
>dad turns off the tv without saying a word
>puts it back on after I leave the room

I'm 23

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>>82508453
both of these things happened to me too, i guess our parents raised us to be virgins

OK, I don't wanna be a bitch and an autist anymore. Anxiety got the best of me over the years and I'm not letting it ruin my life any more. I want to find a solution instead of crying myself out because I couldn't do things that most people had. I want to be confident and not be afraid of doing the first step. I don't want to be an autist anymore

>>82507705
>actually kissed a girl
lol faggot

>>82507705
I've kissed boys, does that count?

>>82508689
no

>>82508689
Only if you are a girl (get out my board), gay or girl (male)

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>>82507444

>never shows characters ever eating, as if food isn't necessary to live
>triggers my hunger induced hypochondria/anxiety

>>82508689
Fuck outta here sodomite

>>82508835
get the FUCK off of my board

>>82508835
how do i make eye contact with a girl

>>82508453
Why do you still live with your parents?

>>82508931
https://youtube.com/watch?v=5w3cYtJekpw

>>82508906
Fuck off /pol/

>>82508974
fuck off mena
>>82508835
Why do appropriate incel culture by browsing imageboards?

>>82508974
Jesus fucking Christ this is difficult
Seeing girls as pretty as her on the street makes me feel like killing myself more than usual

>>82508939
Because in my country there is zero expectation for children to move out until they're married

>>82509033
because I like memes

>>82509067
Well you should feel terrible. Embracing a culture and feelings you will never understand. It's disrespectful. You have facebook, imageboards belong to us. Now Leave.

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>>82507444
>the protagonist is the biggest loser
>still gets a gf

also
>female character obviously wants the male character, goes out of her way to be with him
>tfw you will never know this feel

>>82509063
Seems like it may be stunting your social development. Which country?

>>82509274
>Girl is smiling
>Makes eye contact with me
>Immediately stops smiling

I can't even imagine a girl that doesn't mind my company, let alone one who actually wants me.

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>>82508974
my eyes keep darting away on their own

>>82509063
I seriously hope you don't live in the US, because that would be 100% false and you should slit your neck throat

>>82508974
>taking advice from Drive
Staring that long into the eyes of anyone is fucking autistic no matter who you are or how you explain it.

>>82509290
leaving home at 18 is an anglo thing, most european countries didn't follow it usually.

>>82509523
Lel. Even in the US, only poor or retarded families do that. You think rich folks kick their kids out at 18?

>>82509595
It was an anglo thing in like, the 50's and 60's when jobs were everywhere

It's not much of a thing now anymore

>>82509606
>>82509606
Haha yes, their kids go away for university and after live in fucking studio apartments downtown, since it's closer to their firm.
Confirmed for upper middle class poseur

>>82509672
Right, I don't disagree. What I mean is the EXPECTATION to leave is part of the anglo tradition, regardless of how the economy effects how things actually are.

>>82508372
I wish for a woman that was twice the man your father was. For you...

>>82508592
>happened
you see anon, I think he actually meant that these things are still happening to him in the present.

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H-how do you kiss girls? Do you just open your mouth a little and then what?

>>82507705
;_;

>>82510556
>>82510596
cringe

>>82508606
You can do it.

>>82510648
This isn't helping...

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>watching standup comedy on tv with family
>guy makes a joke about virgins
>it was something about how statistically there's a virgin in the room with you or something
>face goes red, feeling like i'm boiling
>family are nice enough to pretend not to notice

>>82508867
I'm actually very sensitive to this as well. Characters seem to never need to eat or go to the bathroom unless the plot really needs that to occur.

>>82509674
How is that kicking them out? That's not not the same as cutting off your kids' financial dependence without regard for their financial independence. Are you retarded?

>>82508835
>six
i'm the same age and have had 10, two were legit 9s and the other were high school qts

should've partied more in high school desu

>>82510741
desu I was a loser in high school and didn't go out much, things got a lot better for me in university

>>82508606
seek strength, the rest will follow

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>sex scene comes on
>dad jokingly says "cover your eyes anon! Haha"
Kill me

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>>82507705

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>>82507705
Does it count if I kissed her in a dream?

>>82510741
>>82510771
Yet, here you both are, proving that having sex means jack shit in life.

>>82507897
Post her feet, faggot

>>82508453
>>mom literally stands up and covers the TV screen by opening up her jacket while dad fast forwards
>>there wasn't a sex scene and we just skipped a few minutes of the movie
kek, this was so funny.

>>82507668
>mouth "i love you" when the protagonist says it to the girl
>notice mom looking at me in the corner of my eye

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>>82508689

>>82509190
lmao fuck off

i've been on 4chan since i was an awkward virgin teenager in 2006

i'm not going to leave because i managed to get lucky once in my otherwise pussy-barren life

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>>82509274
>>female character obviously wants the male character, goes out of her way to be with him

>tfw I actually felt this feel once
>tfw she abandoned me 2 years later after she realized I was a loser with no hope

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>>82507705
>having any form of physical contact with members of the opposite sex outside of family

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>>82508867
>morning scene
>table full of all sorts of breakfast items
>main character takes a single apple and leaves

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>i love you
>i love you too

>>82507705
I have, doesn't make it any easier, just reminds me of a happier time

>tfw no gf to watch Twin Peaks together while we cuddle

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>>82510671
As you lean in, close your eyes. You can start out with a peck if you're self conscious but afterward, part your lips slightly and partially wrap them around one of hers. Be sure to swap from the upper lip to the lower from time to time and even change your head from one side to the other. Also, put your hands on her waist or shoulders if you're a little timid. I like to gently grasp mine from the hair.

>>82512255
Stop Anon! Please don't make me remember...

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>>82507705

>>82507756
I had a dream a few months ago I was in bed with my gf and she was kissing the back of my neck. It was pure bliss

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>>82507705
where do you think you are?

>>82508453
>watching a movie/show with parents
>any sort of gay reference is made, serious or joking
>parents glaces over in my direction, then glance at each other
>they think they are being subtle, but they're not
>10 seconds later my mom lets out a deep sigh

fucking hell

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>tfw just socially gifted (ie attractive) enough to convince friends and family members that I've kissed and dated multiple different girls
>not socially gifted enough to ask a girl out

>>82508592
>>82508453
that makes three of us

im 24 and still avert my eyes from sexual scenes on habit at this point

>it's a Truman sees a couple holding hands, hugging, kissing, being endearing in public and he gets both angry and sad episode
>it's a Truman notices someone very very beautiful in the streets and it makes him want to die episode

>>82510713
thats called anxiety dude

normal dont have that problem

>>82510965
this one hurts desu

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>>82507444
>tfw you are watching a movie and the protagonist's high school crush loves him back

>>82512255

delet this

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>>82513602
FUCKING CHAD

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>>82513602

>>82507444
>character casually interacts with non landwhale girls.
>supposed to be believable.

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>character confesses his love
>his love is requited

>>82513602
me irl

https://my.mixtape.moe/dpjoxh.webm

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>watching a movie with some people
>sex scene comes on
>everyone probably knows I'm a virgin

>>82507705
I've actually had sexual intercourse with a woman.

Haven't been laid in years and don't even care to fucking bother with women anymore because they're all shit. Not that I could get one anymore anyway, but still. It's been like 8 years man.

>>82508606
!!!
Go to the gym 3 times a week minimum.

Get a haircut once a month. Even if you think you don't need one. You do.

Be as charming as possible. Attempt to charm the pants off of everyone you meet, male/female young/old. I can't help you out here, you just gotta experiment and find what works and what doesn't.

Its not too late to save yourself. Please anon. We're all gonna make it.

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>>82508453
>>82508592
>22 years old
>watching Love Actually with Family
>every time there's one of the scenes where the body doubles mime having sex with each other mum gets up off the couch, goes over to me and covers my eyes until the scene ends

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>>82510713
This happened to me except it was at a live stand-up show and the comedian was specifically going after me. Then he asked me how much I knew about fingering. It was humiliating.

>>82510833
>sex scene comes on
>dad laughs and says "You wouldn't know what to do, would you anon?"

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>tfw you're watching a film and you react to something and you look to your side imagining her watching it with you

>>82514813

>not turning it on the comic and telling him something like "however much you taught me last night" or something like that to toss him off his game.

You go to stand ups with heckles ready to go senpai, or you don't go at all.

>>82510902
damn

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>>82507668

I used to be a neet virgin spamming his waifu on 4chan then I got gf

just be yourself

>>82507705
I never really talked to one - 2 yrs to wizardry.

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>>82508288
I only seriouly kissed a girl when I was like 8 and it lasted for 5 seconds tops. Never had sex though, every time I tried to start a relationship I got hurt deeply. Just recently a girl appeared in my life literally out of nowhere and I developed feelings for her, but it turns out I misunderstood the whole thing and she answered with a resounding no and treated my feelings like they were nothing. I thought she had something for me, otherwise why bother, why go to all that trouble just to talk to me? No surprise that broke my heart and I cried like a bitch, but at least there's a lesson I can learn from all this which is I will never be happy and will never find someone, time to lose all hope forever. I suggest you do the same, lad.

>>82518532
awful post
because I felt terribly identified with your experience
some people are lucky at finding their other half, i would change all the material things I have for an oneitis' kiss
worst shit im an uggo and selective/exquisite, my pride doesn't allow me to match to a below 7, im fucked

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>>82513514

>tfw 12
>look up male/female genitals on wikipedia to know what they look like
>dad finds out somehow
>gives me a "what you're doing isn't right" talk
>he thought I was masturbating to it as porn, I wasn't and didn't realize this at the time
>told him I just wanted to know more, he gets mad because he thought I was lying
>I was telling the truth so it was a stalemate
>felt guilty seeing nudity ever since
>never used porn to masturbate
>can't think of a time I've ever gotten an erection from someone's appearance

t-thanks dad

>>82519236
JUST

>be me, watching Manchester by the sea with part of my family while I'm over
>part about the son character having two girlfriends comes up
>dad looks at me in embarrassment

Heh, you think I care gramps ;)?

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>>82510556
just be drunk, you'll figure it out in like 15 seconds

>>82519416
>just be drunk

Good advice in any situation, but honestly that's how it went for me as well

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>>82509274
>>female character obviously wants the male character, goes out of her way to be with him
>>tfw you will never know this feel
This one hurts.

REEEEE why does Tolstoi write so well?

>>82519416
>willingly putting yourself in a mental state where you lack self restraint and critical thinking skills
lolnothx

>>82519416
Name?

>>82519469
Drinking one or two beer max helps you to relax and be a bit more self confident though.

>>82519570
Literally a placebo
you were told that's what beer does so your brain puts you in that state

>>82519591
As long as it works

>>82519441
I can't read this you fuck

>>82507444
>girls, intimacy and sex makes you super anxious
>had sex once at 20
>haven't had sex before or since
>get anxious just thinking about it
anyone else with the same thing? makes me wanna kill myself

>>82519441
but Jaques, shouldn't you be busy rioting the streets with your baguette right now?

>>82519236
>tfw 12
Do they not teach anything about sexuality in schools where you come from?

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>>82507705

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>>82519582
MODS

>>82519670
they gave us a booklet with hand drawn pictures
I went to a christian school where they split up boys and girls. At that age, all we were taught was "the penis ejaculates during sex, never mind the specifics of how or why"
I didn't learn about periods until year 9 science, they didn't tell us at that age because we weren't girls

>>82519765
They split up the boys and girls when teaching about puberty, I mean

>>82519765
Where are you from? Sounds like USA to me.
I'm from germany and we had sex ed in elementary, and then again in high school.
And both times they pretty much talked about everything, from anatomy to masturbation, with pictures and everything.

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>>82507444
>be late into puberty
>never experience teenage love because I was 2-3 years behind everyone biologically

>20 years old
>time to get a girlfriend and become a normie
>work out three times a week
>buy new wardrobe
>start uni
>be charming and make friends
>it works out for about four months
>have sex with another 20 year old virgin
>get heavy panic attack
>stop going to school because don't want to meet people
>start becoming "that weird guy" because I'm never around anymore
>flunk out
>have to move back to parents
It's been several years now, should I just end it lads

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>>82510738
Well it sure ain't the same as watching rom coms with your mommy and daddy every weekend

>>82519823
Australia
Masturbation was just one line in the textbook in year 9 science, followed by our teacher saying "as for whether a sin or not, it depends on what you're thinking about at the time"

>>82519570
A couple of beers isn't enough to teach you how to interact with girls
>t. experience

>>82519843
>having sex

You don't belong here

>>82519867
Being guilt tripped about sexuality is not a good thing i think.
Do you think that line had an effect as well?

>>82515798
One time a comedian made fun of a big hicky on my neck
I yelled out
>it's cancer, ya Jew

>>82519927
If anything it helped in a positive way because it was the first time I had heard that masturbation wasn't inherently a sin

But that doesn't change the fact that porn makes me uncomfortable (always looking behind me etc) and I can't use it to help get off

>>82519886
I don't think I've said that.
Stop assuming things and just read.

>>82519591
>too inteligent to have fun

>>82520027
>needing to be drunk to have fun
what a horrible existence

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>>82519886
it was for me at 17 as an autistic introverted fulltime World of Warcraft player

>>82519982
>porn makes me uncomfortable (always looking behind me etc) and I can't use it to help get off
Well some people would say thats a positive.
Now if the sight of a vagina irl makes you uncomfortable you're gonna have a problem.

>>82520041
>pining after girls
>too pussy to just make a move
>too proud to use Alcohol to facilitate this
>too gay to admit on /tv/
What a laughable existence

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>>82515754
fuck this is cringy as hell, but whenever I'm alone I imagine that kind of shit and especially when I'm in the car and imagine driving away across the damn country and imagine her in the passenger seat smiling and fuck me

>>82509001
we're on /film/ nigger