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>>82506150
NaCl

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>>82506150
WHERE IS MY KONG REVIEW
*inhales deeply making noise with the mucus*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>82506254
They didn't even do a John Wick 2 or GitS reviews.

wew

>>82506254
>implying they'd talk favorably about a wb film

>>82506254
Gits seemed like an obvious hitb episode

>>82506150

Last HITBs:
>GotG 2
Sequel capeshit. It's "fun", they loved it.

>Life
Original IP. It's alien but not good because they've seen it before.
>Power Rangers
Reboot. They didn't like it.

>Get Out
Original IP. It's great because liberals can also be racist and WHAT A TWEEST.
>Logan
Sequel capeshit. They loved it because it was grimdark and made them feel like it was for adults, literally their own criticism of Rogue One.

>La La Land
Original IP, oscarbait. They liked it because it was "fun".
>Bye Bye Man
Original IP. They didn't like it.

>Rogue One
Sequel. They didn't like it because it was grimdark so adults could take it seriousy, and it didn't have characters they liked.

>Shut In
Original IP. They didn't like it because it's a cheap cashgrab horror.
>Arrival
Original IP. They liked it because it was like a Star Trek episode.

>Doctor Strange
Sequel, capeshit. They liked it because it BROKE NEW GROUND and was "fun".

Conclusion?
They love capeshit and sequels. They watch a lot of cheap and bad horror movies.

>>82506747
Go away Jay

>liking popular movies automatically makes you a sell out

"""ok"""

>when you supposedly hate these specific youtubers but evidently watch all of their content so you can bitch about them every time they release something new

just kys

>>82506984
>dude we hate disney
>reviews the let's Disney everytime its released

>>82507257
>>dude we hate disney
Literally when have they ever said they hate Disney?

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>>82507319

>>82507356
So you admit you cant draw a line between your sad fantasies about your friend simulator and reality?

>>82507557
Welcome to every RLM thread on /tv/.

can't we all just acknowledge that HITB is their shill platform and Best of the Worst is still the best thing on youtube and move on with our lives?

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>>82506150
>It's a ReviewScrew thread

>>82507557
Dude every nu-Star Wars video they've released has been an attack on Disney, they're hypocrites.

>>82507993
>every nu-Star Wars video they've released has been an attack on Disney
But that's not true. Like, at all.

>>82508060
t. Redditor

>>82508418
Goddamn you faggots are retarded.

>>82508521
welcome to redditchan. I gave up having meaningful debates and conversations years ago. So why am I still here?

...I honestly have no idea.

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>>82506747
From what I've heard, they have to avoid reviewing some movies because of Mike's getting too emotionally involved in the movies they watch (Due mainly to Mike's alcoholism, and the fact that he always sneaks booze into the cinema with him) They've had to scrap a few HitB episodes they intended to do, such as the infamous "Fault in Our Stars" incident (Mike sobbed behind the wheel of his car in the theater parking lot for nearly 45 minutes before he composed himself enough to drive them home

>>82508970
Oh God, you're actually going to try and make this a thing, huh?

Fuck RLM threads are pathetic.

>>82508970
source: your ass

>>82507753
Literally /our autist/

>>82506150
>Thoughts on Space Cop?
I thought it was pretty funny.

Didn't care for feeding frenzy though.

>>82509062
>>82509145
You could kind of see it in Mike's face and voice in the TFA review they filmed immediately after getting home from seeing it. Apparently he cried hard when Han died and a few of the other nostalgia bait scenes

>>82509353
You're not allowed to have that opinion here. /tv/ collectively thinks it's terrible because they already decided it would be terrible before it came out.

>>82509410
kill yourself, retard.

>>82506747
Reminder that they have never not recommended a Marvel flick

>>82509524
That's because they've enjoyed all the Marvel movies to varying degrees. Why wouldn't they recommend a movie that they enjoyed?

>>82509524
reminder that all marvel movies are at least decent flicks that are fun to watch at least once

except for Thor: The Dark World which I don't think they've ever mentioned

>>82509670
They did an episode on Thor 2. They said it was fun nonsense.

mike and jay are so buttblasted we found out they are on the marvel dime

Best of the Worst is the best thing on youtube and the best thing about my life.

When is the next episode.

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It's simple.

Mike Stoklasa has become the very thing he once ridiculed. Look at the Avatar review for instance; he spends 90 minutes going on about Cameron's blatant pandering to the lowest common denominator, marveling (no pun intended) at Cameron's proficieny for manipulating the audience to make them feel how he wants them to feel, how he wants them to think.

Fast forward a couple of years later. Jurassic World is released -- its heavily established to be a soft reboot operating on the hype of faux-nostalgia and Pratt's recent Guardians of the Galaxy success.

Mike loves it. Hits all the right buttons. Really gets his inner manchild going. He basically reveres the film to Jay Bauman's utter disgust.

This is the first sign of Stoklasa's downfall, his immediate descent into the anti-thesis of Mr. Plinkett. He's become lazy, brainwashed, unwittingly indoctrinated into the modern Hollywood machine sculpted by the likes of Disney executives.

It's October 2015. Disney gets in touch with Red Letter Media. They offer him a deal he simply can't refuse; he's instructed to praise Disney's numbered Star Wars episodes while taking critical albeit nonsensical liberties with the standalone films, all the while consistently spewing a casual commitment to every Marvel film that is released. Mike and his goons are heavily compensated for this, successfully turning the likes of the internet's pseuds into DDs (Disney Dudes).

The real enemy isn't Collider, or Loot Crate boxes.

It's Mike Stoklasa.

>>82510572
n-no

Is Jay starting to go grey? He seems a little silvery around the temples.

>>82511145
Being a vessel for an evil corporation can start to takes its toll.

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>>82511534
smdh

>>82506747
>Logan
>Sequel capeshit. They loved it because it was grimdark and made them feel like it was for adults, literally their own criticism of Rogue One.
their complaints regarding rogue one's grimdark elements was that film gets the wrong idea how to set a grim atmosphere, if you turn off the quip button or give the film a darker color palette that doesn't automatically makes your movie mature or anything and Logan worked because the characters are actually interesting.

>>82510572
By your own logic, You are saying that Mike's real personality was that of Plinkett, and that Mike's downfall is acting more like a regular human than a made up alter ego personality?

>>82512315
His downfall is not being the entity that garnered him his fame. His true film critiquing form.

He fell for the cozy patreon lifestyle. He isn't a hungry wolf anymore, but a lazy cow looking for the next check to clear.

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>>82510572
>The real enemy isn't Collider, or Loot Crate boxes.
>It's Mike Stoklasa.
Bravo, chef, this was excellent.

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Based

>>82506150
I wanted to like Space Cop. But just couldn't.

They had used pretty much all the jokes before, and the whole thing felt rushed and half-baked. Also: Too much effort went into Space Cop, with very little payoff.

>>82512376
Well that's entropy for you. Mike clearly admitted to watching movies and movie reviewing as a akin to a tedious job.

RLM has other things going for it other than blockbuster movie reviews.

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>>82506747
>Logan
>capeshit

Everything you sad DCucks pretend BvS is Logan actually is. There's no laughable Hot Topic villain mailing jars of piss, killing the guy he hates by making a stronger less controllable version or him screaming "ding ding ding ding ding" while ranting about a coming villain he can't possibly have any knowledge of.

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>>82512867
>RLM has other things going for it other than blockbuster movie reviews.

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>>82506150
My "review" of Reddit Letter Media

>posting in a friend simulator thread
>idolizing an aging group of youtube vloggers from Milwaukee
>he gives his real-life "friends" money every month

Rich
>an unemployed construction worker, the trick monkey fraud of the group. knows two tricks: forced laughter and becoming violent. brava, rich! brava!

Jack
>a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson packard?'). he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in by making fun of reddit on stream

Mike
>an over-the-hill "director" weighed down by his talentless friends. only makes "ironically bad" videos because they're immune to criticism. his latest production 'Space Cop' has exposed him as a fraud and proved a spiritual and economic disaster. he will eventually go the route of orson welles, balloon up to 500 pounds and die at the ripe age of 50.

Jesse
>the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters on her phone while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.

Jay
>the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown RLM.

I like how Reddit Letter Media is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the group has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.

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>>82512997

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>>82506150
>no Skull Island review
>no John Wick 2 review
>no Resident Evil review
>no Ghost in the Shell review

REEEEEEEE

>>82512914
Unironically this.

>>82513343
None of those would bring in the views these hacks so desperately want.

>>82512997
I'm a fan of RLM and I think they're my friends but I honestly can't counter this.

>>82513643
what exactly is this supposed to imply

Have you taken your meds today anon?

>>82513761
it's implying op is a faggot, retard

>making money is bad
lel
>millennials

>>82513761
>op.png
>text: when you're a faggot
>picture: screenshot of the OP
it's a mystery.

RLM fans on suicide watch.

>>82513806
>>82513864
RLM fans have room-temperature IQs. This surprises you?

>>82512997
>his latest production 'Space Cop' has exposed him as a fraud

somebody finally updated this pasta.

>>82506517
TDKR

>>82510572
oh my

>>82506747
>Rogue One
>Sequel. They didn't like it because it was grimdark so adults could take it seriousy, and it didn't have characters they liked.

Yeah, thanks for cutting out half of their criticisms, mainly which were lack of character development, lack of plot, and fanservice.

I smell a butthurt Star Wars fanboi

>>82514316
That was before it was cool to shit on DC.

>>82512914
I agree with everything but the part about Lex not knowing about Darkseid. Lex was on the ship, he saw some alien (Steppenwolf?) with motherboxes, so it's possible he saw Darkseid too, but offscreen.

can we take the dcvsmarvel trash fire and move it to co where it belongs? this cancer is infecting every board in this fucking site.

>>82514568
>p-please stop talking shit about my friend simulators

>>82514568
>RLM cancer calling DC/Marvel cancer cancer
This is like Mike calling the kettle black.

>>82514856
>This is like Mike calling the kettle black.
What does this mean? Is this related to the phrase "the pot calling the kettle black" Are you calling Mike a pothead? Because of your head canon about Jessi offering weed to the guys on the Pre Rec stream? I literally cannot process your autism.

>>82514477
He made contact with Steppenwolf on the ship, of course he knows he's coming.

>>82512914
Nobodys talking about Darkseid. Steppenwolf is the antagonist of the Justice League movie, this was confirmed.

>>82514936
You're literally illiterate.

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>its a RLM causes anal devastation on a massive scale episode

man i am really getting sick of these reruns

>>82514936
>Jessi offering weed to the guys on the Pre Rec stream
Say what now?

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I'm just gonna leave this here...

Whose cum tastes better, Mike's or Jay's?

>>82515120
Sigh. These autists think that they heard Jessi whisper something about weed to the guys at the very end of the last Pre Rec she appeared on. It's just more of their tiring autistic head canon and not real.

>>82512728
Kek!

>>82515180
Link?

>>82515180
She clearly said "I have some weed" and Jack immediately went full damage control. This sin't some bullshit "headcanon" like that stupid patreon jewelry bullshit, this fucking happened.

>Sigh

Kill yourself, quickly.

>>82515338
Not the same anon but they appear to have deleted the video. Make of that what you will.

>>82515402
>clearly
>full damage control
>this fucking happened
GIVE ME A BREAK!

>>82515338
The frauds deleted it

>>82515935
Yeah, we covered that already. Thanks!

>>82508970
Who comes up with this?

>>82506747
>>Doctor Strange
>Sequel, capeshit. They liked it because it BROKE NEW GROUND and was "fun".
>broke new ground
are they fucking retarded? it was literally just "Quips: The Movie Part 15" with some cool looking/2deep4u inception style scenes thrown in.

>>82516135
They're literal autists who spend their entire lives writing fanfic and posting it on 4chan. It's pathetic. And all because RLM made a video they disagreed with.

>>82516167
AWWWW Are you mad? Because RLM dared to question your precious wittle Rogue One? The butthurt amongst the autists on this board is GLORIOUS!

>>82516244
nope. rogue one was pretty shitty too. I don't even care about RLM. I just wandered into this thread and saw that they praised the Doctor Strange movie for a bullshit reason

ITT

>autistic screeching
>guys calm down
>autistic screeching
>it's just a youtube video
>autistic screeching
>whatever
>autistic screeching

>>82516288
Yeah, right. Keep hugging that Jyn Erso body pillow, autist.

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>>82510572

I love you guys and I'm glad I get to spend time with you.

>>82516320
who's Jyn? oh yeah, that was the annoying, boring bitch in Rogue One.
you have some strange bants. have a good night, friendo

>>82516414
>called out hard for Rogue One autism
T-time for bed!

what happened with /tv/, i thought people liked RLM. I don't think you need to take their opinion as gospel or anything

>>82516504
There are a small core of buttblasted Ring Theorists, Prequel Lovers, DC fans and Rogue One contrarians who spam every RLM thread with hate. Ignore their autism.

>>82516135
"I TYPED IT SO IT BECOMES REALITY!!!!"
^these people

>>82516576
If a person doesn't like the reviews of modern movies, the botw, and other things are great

>>82516584
I'm pretty sick of them bringing their head canon onto this forum to be honest.

Do people really think that mr plinkett is a reflection of their personality?

>>82516642
>head canon
>forum
fuck off back to where you came from

>>82516167
I think you're the retarded one for taking this post at face value. Mike gave Doctor Strange a C+, that's not at all what this poster is saying.

You're believing lies on 4chan because you're an idiot.

>>82516805
Rogue One still isn't a good film.

>>82508970
You are a disgusting liar.

>>82515150
>critics only like DC when it parodies itself and diversifies its cast

>Logan: every 10 minutes somebody is quipping

>>82513269
Are you somehow implying that black people don't like RLM because of your autistic fanfic about "Third Reich Mike"? What are you hoping to do with this image?

>>82511965
Lel

>>82517598
>Logan: every 10 minutes somebody is quipping
There's not a single joke in the first like 30 minutes of the movie.

>>82512997
>Being THIS ass-assaulted by their Rogue One videos.

>>82517598
>>Logan: every 10 minutes somebody is quipping
uhh... i don't think you understand what a quip is

>>82517598
>>Logan: every 10 minutes somebody is quipping
Yeah, not really.

Mike doesn't get involved much in Pre Rec because his overemotionalism combined with his alcoholism causes him to rage when he loses at video games.

>>82517598
>>Logan: every 10 minutes somebody is quipping
Very few quips in Logan, mate.

>>82517598
>>Logan: every 10 minutes somebody is quipping
Did you see the movie? How could you actually think this?

So how long till RLM makes some sort of a reaction video to everyone calling them Marvel shills??? Like the time when they made 3 Rouge One vids in a row in an attempt to try and make fun of the people making fun of their review.

>>82518536
How long until /tv/ makes 500 more threads about deliberately misunderstanding their Rogue One review? You people (and I use that term VERY loosely) are pathetic.

>>82518493
>his overemotionalism combined with his alcoholism
I'd like to point a cannon at your head.

>>82506396
They will be covered in a catch up video. Any other complaints, you entitled pissant?

>>82518640
>>82518663
>>82519374
Its time for you to go to sleep

>>82508970
Source? That's fucked up

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>>82510572

>>82512997
I posted this on the r/redlettermedia subreddit and I was banned for no reason.

Why are only critics allowed to criticize others?

>>82519455
There is no source and you know it.

>>82515180
Source? That's fucked up

>>82519526
This. It is the head canon autists telling their lies again.

>>82507319
It's implied

>>82519542
Well then prove it's not true.

>>82506150
If Mike spoke normally and took it seriously the film would have been fine.

They appealed to the family guy type humor audience which isn't their fan base.

>>82519708
>spoke normally
Mike was doing a standard period accent. I know that /tv/ feels entitled to have everything made especially for them but in reality, it was a perfectly reasonable creative choice to make. Can we please put this retarded criticism to bed now?

>>82514393
I bet you loved the force awakens then huh

>>82519668
Typical asinine non-response from the Rogue One fan contingent.

>>82519779
It was too niche

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>>82508970

>>82519880
No it wasn't. You just have no education in films made before 2007. Anyone with a film background is familiar with Cary Grant films and the particular way he speaks in them.

>>82520004
Bitch please I don't watch films made past 2007

>>82520050
Then you have no excuse. I now understand that you are merely shitposting so I'm done with you. Goodbye.

>>82507319

Rogue One review. It's not outright, but them complaining about it being corporate manufactured swill cannot be in reference to anything other than Disney.

>>82510572
The real enemy isn't Mike Stoklasa, it's the autistic spectrum disorder that leads you to create tumblrite head canon for your friend simulator.

>>82519899
Michelle is cute

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>>82510572
>It's true
>All of it

>>82516906
But is a better movie than VII. That's why people are mad, not because they didn't like Rogue One.

>>82517598
>Logan: every 10 minutes somebody is quipping

I hope you get cancer soon so your body and mind get in harmony.

>>82517598
>Logan: every 10 minutes somebody is quipping
Stunningly incorrect

>>82521343
>better movie than VII
[Eye Roll] Try again, anti-RLM trolls.

>>82506254
Jay talked about it in the last Pre-Rec stream recording.
He hasn't seen it and doesn't like the idea of making Kong bigger.

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>>82521690
>doesn't like the idea of making [main character] bigger
is that why they also skipped Ghost in the Shell

>>82510572
I want this to be true.

>>82519899
who is this vacation demon?

>>82522044
It's not a real photo. It is a version of Mike made via an app called "The Face App" The woman in the picture could be described as a sort of visual fan fic. I hope this explanation has been helpful to you.

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>>82508970
goddamn i love these posts

>>82509814
They are NOT on the Marvel dime. Please stop spreading this sort of thing.

>>82506408
This. So much.

>>82506254
Why is that?

>>82506150
>Rogue One is shit because the characters are so one-note!
>Guardians of the Galaxy is awesome because the characters are so one-note!

>>82523094
>>Guardians of the Galaxy is awesome because the characters are so one-note!
But they don't think the characters in Guardians are one note.

>>82506150
It's not popular at all
most of the film (((critics))) say this movie is mediocre

RLM is one of the few who liked it

>>82523094
>>Guardians of the Galaxy is awesome because the characters are so one-note!
I don'e rememebr them saying that at all. If anything that was one of Jay's criticisms, that nebula and gommorah were one note.

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>>82510572
now this is how you make a pasta

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>>82523169
>RLM is one of the few who liked it

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>>82510572
>Submit.
>Post successful!
>The man behind the screen stands up, his face is no longer covered.

>It is Aidsmoby.

>He was the hero of RLM.

>>82517598
look up the definition of a quip

>>82522288
the joke
ur head

>>82517598
>Logan: every 10 minutes somebody is quipping
Yeah, not a quip

>>82523243
He's not wrong, though. When the film hit it was shat on by many reviewers for being a product of the "disney/marvel machine". Of course since Disney/Marvel have hundreds if not thousands of shills working for them they've fixed the image in their favor.

>>82523094
>Guardians of the Galaxy is awesome because the characters are so one-note!
They didn't say this you dumb fuck

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>>82506150
>When you introduce your fanbase to how youtube channels are shilling for movies (collider etc) and then start to shill for movies as well and your fanbase starts to wake up

JUST

>>82523322
>the joke
Not really a joke there, anon. Are you off your meds?

>>82523384
Enjoying a movie is not the same as shilling, retard.

>>82523413
t. marvelcuck

>>82523277
Can you idiots go for one thread without turning Jack into some kind of evil villain? It's really disturbing.

>>82523423
>>82523410
Why are you screencaping random comments? Why should we care?

>>82523451
He's not a villain, he was the whistleblower.
The good goy

>>82523459
t. disney exec

>>82523477
Just stop the fan fic. Jesus Christ you're autistic.

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>>82523182
>gommorah
Gamera, fuckface

>>82523495
t. Mike

>>82523410
I agree with Joshua. Jay is so fucking hot, I tend to pause on his parts and just jack off. Man I would pay lots of money to just fuck and cum in his ass

>>82523309
Can I get a...quip rundown?

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Very cool.

>>82523631
*gets punched*
Anybody got any orange slices?
XD

>>82523661
XD

>>82523384
>>82523410
>>82523423
>>82523636
Wow. Great screenshots, Mike. I can't wait for your Plinkett rebuttal video.

>>82523687
Very cool.

>>82523636
>>82523423
>>82523410
WOW PEOPLE HAVE OPINIONS! THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING!!!

>>82508970
And then mike punched Suzie and moved to New york

>>82523751
THE MOVIE SUCKED MARVEL SHILL

>>82508970
Fucking kek

>>82523753
PLEASE STOP WRITING FAKE STORIES ABOUT RLM

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>>82523636
>ahaha opinions are like assholes amirite reddit?

>>82506747
They didnt like Doctor Strange, you geek.

>>82506747
Mike didn't like Get Out, Jay kind of did,
Mike and Jay were both partial towards La La Land. That is to say they didn't hate it or like it.
They don't hate Rogue One but dislike it because of ""reasons"".

I didn't even realize they reviewed Arrival.

>>82508970
Th-there must be something we can do to help... i'd hate to see alchoholism ruin yet another family

>>82523137
Well, they are fucking wrong

>>82524216
It's autistic head canon. Don't believe a word of it.

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Guardians of the Galaxy is a celebration of manchild excess. It is the inititiation of Marvel's phase into the repressed childhood initiative. Spider-Man: Homecoming is now primed to usher in an age of memories and manipulative nostalgia. GotG vol. 2 is a Saturday Morning Cartoon on screen, only spared because of the elementary emotional "arcs" instilled by its sorry excuse for a writer/director. Baby Groot is a metaphor for the manchild and his refusal to grow up, baby groot's adorable big eyes meant to reflect the manchild's gaze as he looks upon the movie theatre screen, drowning in corporate escapism, unable to remove its grasp from his reality.

Marvel is interested in the long game. They already have the likes of Mike Stoklasa and Jay Bauman on their side, and with those influential men in their arsenal they'll finally be able to gain the pseudo patrician audience. They have the normies, but now they need us, and we've let them win.

God only hopes we wake up when Disney inevitably has Chewbacca and BB-8 teaming up with Rocket Racoon and Groot.

>>82524287
Everything about this post is ridiculously retarded. FACT!!!

>>82506150
You're pathetic.

>>82506747
Wrong

I miss 2011 /tv/.

>>82506150
>>82510572
>>82524287
Based Review Screw

>>82524408
Cry more, autist.

>>82524287
Very cool.

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If only DC made competent movies, they wouldn't be shat on by critics. They are fucking irredeemable messes. This is from someone who only watched Justice League and JLU as a kid. Never watched Marvel cartoons.

>>82524123
>Mike didn't like Get Out, Jay kind of did,
They both really liked it a lot.

>Mike and Jay were both partial towards La La Land
Jay wasn't.

>They don't hate Rogue One but dislike it because of ""reasons"".
Why is reasons in quotes. They've literally explained in extensive detail why they didn't like it.

>>82524634
>Why is reasons in quotes
Because he's a buttblasted Rogue One autist who can't accept that RLM had a different opinion than he did.

>>82524264
It's not surprising that Rogue One autists don't understand what makes a good character.

>>82524264
I don't think you quite understand how opinions work, anon.

>>82524609
Some capeshit doesn't deserve have the praise it gets (Dr. CGI) but DC is constantly just making bland nonsense. Comic book movies are done to death and RLM's near constant praise for them reveals a lack of maturity.

>>82524898
>RLM's near constant praise for them
Why are you in an RLM thread if you don't actually watch them?

>>82524898
>Comic book movies are done to death and RLM's near constant praise for them reveals a lack of maturity
You literally have no clue what you're talking about? Constant praise?

>>82524898
This

>>82524898
>constant praise
What are you even babbling about? Is this something you heard in the break room at Taco Bell?

>>82525495
I agree.

>>82525495
the people in the background of the 2017 one looks like the cgi people in architectural concept art

>>82525495
I remember the Raimi Spiderman movies having some bad CGI as well.

>>82507725
>Best of the Worst is still the best thing on youtube

The episodes were getting worse and worse there for a while, but the most recent one is pretty good. They had a guest actually pick out the movies, which was a good idea.

>>82525804
That's not the most recent one.

>>82506396
I knew they were hacks way back when they didn't review Ex Machina. You'd think that movie would be right up Mike's alley.

>>82525804
>The episodes were getting worse and worse there for a while
What is this supposed to mean? The quality of Best of the Worst has been pretty uniform from the start. Or are you one of those autists that hates everything with Jack in it?

>>82525860
>I knew they were hacks way back when they didn't review Ex Machina
They did review it in the mid 2015 recap you miserable autist.

>>82510572
Wew

>227 replies
>73 posters
Sure is samefag in here.

>>82526388
People are having conversations. Must be hard for you to understand since you just shitpost nonsense and then hop to the next thread.

>>82510572
242 words

>>82526388
There are 230 replies.

>>82506150
Makes me sad bros

>>82506396
STILL
WAITING
FOR
KINGSMAN
REVIEW

>>82506150
I'm fine with them reviewing guardians. But then they constantly do fanboy shit with marvel vs dc, then they say they don't care about it. It's like can you just drop the other when not talking about it

>>82512315
A mask lets a man reveal his true colors.

>>82527337
Why would they even like that shit? What's the matter with you? The reddit boogeyman is real.

>>82527769
When the colors are revealed, Gotham will die.

>>82512997
they have a stream??
they have a patreon??

ive seen literally everything theyve done so far, and i have never heard of either of these things.

don't worry guys based film gob said it's ok
https://youtu.be/snb-4JGFMNs

>>82506150
It's true all of it

>>82510572

Mike's opinions have been questionable since like the third HITB where they review Battle of LA and he loves it.

>>82528869
This guy is SO DESPERATE to try and ride the coattail's of RLM. The only videos he does that get any views are the ones where he just blatantly steals RLM's Nerd Crew content.

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>>82514393

>rogue one
>lack of plot

>>82530854
Your opinions have been questionable since you contracted autism from the paint on your 12" Jyn Erso action figure, you Rogue One loving autismo.

>>82506747
Legit question, what was the twist in Get Out? It can't be that she was in on it because I guessed that when they got pulled over by the policeman.

>>82506150
Please mods and hiroshima create a /yt/ board so I can browse this shit board without seeing this pathetic assholes sucking those miserable middleage fucks dicks

>>82524437
Pathetic

At this point RLM threads on /tv/ have more fanfiction than all of /co/ combined

>>82531812
And it needs to STOP.

>>82509670
Thor 2: The Lokining was better than Thor 1. Dark Elves were more interesting that Frost Giants that showed up for 10 minutes. I liked how the more traditional sci-fi tech of the Elves contrasted with the fantasy tech of Asgard.

>>82510572
The Titanic review explains how something can be both a great (entertaining) movie and pandering shit appealing to the lowest common denominator.

>>82523423
Is this comment from the new Guardians review? They liked Star Trek 09 well enough, didn't like Into Darkness, and Mike thought Beyond was the best of the 3.

>>82517598
>Logan: every 10 minutes somebody is quipping
Nigger

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>>82515180
I remember hearing it. You must be a real shill because I did not imagine it. I'm not that guy, either. I have a selective memory and can't remember what I ate 3 hours ago, but I remembered that audio. I listened to it over a dozen times because I absolutely love shit like testing my expensive headphones. There is no doubt. Sad no one saved it. I thought it was pretty much common knowledge. Maybe I should save more things I stumble upon so shits like you can't subvert reality. I personally have no problem with weed, but I can imagine the harm this might do to them completely losing everything after already selling-out. I am not an evil person, but reality must not be subverted

>>82518493
Mike really doesn't strike the type that plays video games. In fact I think he flat out hates them.

/tv/ sure is frustrated from people actually liking the movie.
This thread is pretty hilarious.

>>82521224
The Avatar review was about 40 minutes, not 90. Furthermore, Jurassic World didn't come out a couple of years later; it was more than half a decade.

It's all bullshit.

>>82536186
He's confirmed for /tg/

Whatever happened to that girl Mike or was it Jay raped?

Last I heard he married her, but is treating her as a punching bag