>go to my local kinoplex >have a grill with me

why would you bring a grill into a theater?

that's a fire hazard you fuckwad

>>82503768
>first date
>first kiss
>first anniversary
>first wedding
>first kid
>first grandkid
Your life is over. This is why I never take a girl to the movies.

>>82503803
its a requirement in some sectors these days. The National Film Bureau is cracking down on BBQ smugglers.

>>82503879
>he's not immortal

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>>82503803
Because the theater charges 5 dollars for a fucking bratwurst. I can get an entire pack for the same amount of money. Grilling it in the theater saves a lot of money. Plus they only microwave their brats.

it's because of idiots like OP that the Fire Marshal has us do stop drop and roll practices before the movie starts

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>>82503768
*steals your grill*

>>82503909
Why would a grill be required if its illegal to smuggle BBQ?

>>82504339
BIG

>>82504356
BARBECUE

>>82504411
QOCK