Official Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 Discussion Thread

I liked the part where Groot killed that asshole that bullied him.

Also I like the end credit scene with Teenage Groot.

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>>82501470
That gold chick made me rock hard

>>82501470
When Drax tells Mantis the water reminds him of his daughter.
Then Mantis feels him and she instantly starts crying.
Good moment.

>>82501470
The part with the raccoon

>>82501470
It was terrible, my man.

>>82501515
me too dude

you can't make these threads anymore, amerians touched it witheir greasy, fat sausage finger

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>>82501515

>>82501515
At first I thought she was Julianne Moore.

Just came back from the theater.

Okay movie. Drax is still the best character.

The worst part was the constant arguing and yelling. There was a lot of that in the first movie, but its gone to new extremes here. I want to kill Rocket myself for arguing so much with everyone. It was exhausting.

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Unironically this.

Whenever they said that mammals wouldn't survive so many hops, I was expecting something dramatic to pass the time, but when they bust out the Courage the cowardly dog distortions whilst screaming like maniacs I just couldn't hold my sides.

Seeing Debicki made me get sticky and my mom yelled at me in front of everyone for fapping under my coat. Marvel movies are shit.

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>>82501515

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>>82501573

Americans created it you third world piece of shit. It was always ours. Enjoy living in our world, faggot.

>>82501470

I felt like Star Lord got dialed back a lot, he almost came across as a different person. Not nearly enough wisecracking or being a jackass from him.

Pratt didn't seem to have much heart and soul in this one compared to the first, he came across as boring.

>>82501553
Bad B8

I loved the golden people.

Despite their relative minor role.

when Kurt Russel was morphing into Kurt Russel and he looked like that scene from Hollow Man. also any part with Batista.

>>82501693
then why did you watch it last uh
cucks.

I liked Drax stabbing the monster from inside its gut at the beginning.

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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>82501810
why do you keep posting it like it is bad

Leaving the theatre

Did every alien become Drax in this movie? Everybody doled out exposition like candy and explained their motivations and feelings through very awkward dialogue.

>>82501470
Rocket + Yondu = OTP

Was totally surprised at the Stallone cameo.

>>82501789

Because we got the extended version and you got the trash cut version because they knew you were going to act like peasants and pirate cams of it like the filthy third world garbage peasants you are. You are literally cucks to America. Keep begging for the yum yum Americum and living by our media and fashion and everything else. You're so preoccupied with America that you can't even see what's happening to your shithole country. Enjoy being our bitch forever, subhuman.

>>82501914
Yeah. Stallone fits in well.

>>82501470

>>82501810
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Am I the only person who thought this movie was shit? It felt like there was no serious conflict until the last 20 minutes of the movie.

>>82501836
Because he's a DCcuck poorfag who watched a shitty cam on his mom's ipad.

>>82501515
She's 6'3

>>82501914
He out-acted everyone else in the movie with the exception of Kurt Russell. With only maybe a couple minutes of screentime.

>>82501810
It's like it was made to trigger 4chin

>>82501974
>why there is no BOOM BOOM PEW PEW every 5 minutes
like I said
these threads can't be made now that americans watched it

>>82501929
You know American fashion is nothing like European fashion.

Have you ever seen a European with a Hawaiian shirt, lumber jack clothes, baggy shirts or baggy pants?

So does Starlord still have powers?

>>82501810

Not as bad as the Dance Off. This lasted only a few seconds on screen.

>>82501470

Baby Groot. Especially the intro where he ate that bug and Rocket takes the time out of the battle just to make him spit it out.

>>82501836
>like

>>82501929
>Because we got the extended version
you didn't

>this rant
why are americans so weird, guys

>>82502017
> European fashion owned by American megacorporations
lol I really detest pathetic bitch nations

>>82502035

No

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>>82502017
Stop posting, subhuman. You don't even exist to us except as a place to drain of cash and resources.

Nearly every scene felt like it ran about five seconds too long just to insert some dumb and unfunny joke.

A competent editor could take out 50% of that shit at the very least and the movie would improve for it.

>>82502035

He lost all powers related to his home planet. Immortality and creating matter. He can still hold Infinity gems and survive in space longer since he wasn't connected to Ego at the time he did those things in the first movie.

>>82502035
Nah. the connection is gone.

>>82502071
I'm pretty sure Europeans don't get their clothes at wallmart.

>>82501914
>>82501939
who was stallone and his team at the end suppose to be?

>>82502016
Actually the action was obnoxious and gave me a headache, you pompous faggot. I didn't care about any of the characters because they were all just a series of boring stringed together cliches. Witty banter between hollow market tested protagonists who shoot shit for 2 hours. What a masterpiece.

>>82502065

Why are you so infatuated with Americans while watching American films and posting on an American imageboard with Americans, cuck?

>>82502126
>He can still hold Infinity gems and survive in space longer since he wasn't connected to Ego at the time he did those things in the first movie.
he can't
pay attention when you're watching something

>>82501470
Rocket beating up the guys in the forest ties with Rocket, emotionally crushed, having to leave Yondu behind to die.

>>82502143
The original guardians of the galaxy. And the leaders of the ravagers.

>>82502143
The original iteration of the Guardians of the Galaxy sans Yondu.

>>82502150
>I bought a ticked for a fun space adventure but I wanted some serious dram and conflict
stop being retarded

>>82502130
All the shit you metrosexual faggots sell in your boutiques is owned by us.I despise you faggots at lest shit like North Korea and Iran is poor and stupid but with a sense of dignity and self respect placing them far above you niggers on every level

>>82502130

You're right, you get them from shitty boutiques and Costco that overcharge five years after Americans are done with them.

>Yuroniggers actually think they aren't cuck'd by America while posting in a thread about an American movie they paid Americans to see

Blows my fucking mind.

>>82501470
>And he didn't say freakin
If you picked any other part as your favorite, go back to DC lol

>>82502166

But he can, you dumbshit. He's still half alien. He may not be able to use his powers properly, but his biology isn't the same as a normal human.

>>82502202
"Just turn off your brain, bro." Someone fucking kill me.

>>82502202
Being bothered by tone-deaf shoehorning of cheap jokes and quips during scenes that would be dramatically effective without them isn't being retarded.

Imagine if in A New Hope, that at the end of The Binary Sunset scene Luke says something along the lines of "Man, this planet blows." before he walks off.

>>82501810
this was fucking hilarious

>>82502264
More like beware of what you're going to get, the movie is a great space adventure move, a b plot about one of the characters dying of cancer in a concentration camp would probably clash in tone with the talking raccoon and the dancing baby tree.

>>82502294

A pissy Luke would be hilarious, actually.

>>82502294
>tfw this would actually be pretty clever for modern standards

>American clothing brands
>Baby Phat, Crazy Shirts, Duck Head
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Clothing_brands_of_the_United_States

>italian clothing brands
>Gucci, Armani, Benetton, Diesel, Dolce Gabbana
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Clothing_brands_of_Italy

>french clothing brands
>chanel, dior, lacoste, louis vutton
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Clothing_brands_of_France

>german clothing brands
>Hugo Boss, Esprit, Adidas
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Clothing_brands_of_Germany

Really makes you think.

All of it. I loved this movie. Much better than the first.

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>>82501991
That just makes me even harder

>>82502403
What's funny is the way Americans pronounce Adidas.

>use Fleetwood Mac's The Chain twice
>cut it off before the badass outro that would actually fit in an action scene

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>>82501521
this

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>>82502446

>>82502466
That bothered me too.

>>82502408
I liked it but it tried too hard to be funny at times

>>82502403
> Italian brands
> French brands

I'm sure you're aware that if you wear that you're automatically either a faggot or a woman which is what Europeans are for the most part

>>82502515
Shut up Ameripoor. You don't belong to the 1% who can afford clothes.

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What did he mean by this?

>>82502609
That his excrement is known far and wide for it's volume.

>>82502543
Tfw Oscar de la renta is American.

Tfw America is superior even when it comes to faggy pretentious overpriced women's brand clothing which is the one thing Europeans are allowed to excel at

>>82501470

He ain't your daddy!

fuck that movie gave me feels

>>82501515
She has a slight lazy eye

good luck unseeing that

>>82501577
Marvel is based on teams not getting along.

>>82502682
>Oscar de la renta
Never heard of it. Not even joking. I don't think it's even sold here.

>>82501732
No way. He merely didnt regress like Superman did going from MoS to BvS.

>>82502713
This.

It's what made The Fantastic Four so fresh and revolutionary when they debuted.

>>82502702
Yeah that was a good moment. I really liked the Yondu character arc. Didnt expect him to win me over the way he did.

>>82502726
http://style.time.com/2013/01/29/retail-for-the-1-oscar-de-la-renta-named-americas-most-expensive-store/

>>82501810
I took it as a sly knock on Green Lantern.

>>82501612
reminded me of hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy in a good way

whole theater was laughing

Was anyone else blown away by the cinematography?

Baby Groot Bukkake

>>82502117
Stick with DC.

>>82502806
Oprah Winfrey can't even afford to shop in Europe.

2:13 and on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03e51Ejj40g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03e51Ejj40g

Is Marvel officially turn your brain off tier?

>>82502236
No, I agree with him, that's why I asked the question. With the light gone, he's basically just all human. His dad took on the form of a human to fuck his mom, and that's it. With the light gone, so is anything special.

Shut the fuck up about fashion you fucking faggots

>>82502150
If you didnt like the first one, why did you watch the camrip?

>>82502706

god dammit

>>82502939
It has been confirmed multiple times in the movies that he's physically different from humans.

I'm so sick of the pop songs during action scenes meme. I groaned harder every time it happened.

It was funny like twice.

>>82501470
Best part was when baby groot dressed up as Snoo (reddit logo) and started browsing r/RickandMorty

>>82503038
good thing that this is basically the movie that made it the norm, blame dc

>>82503080
You're getting confused with Fargo season 3

>>82501836
Because it triggers kids who weren't alive when Pac-Man was a thing.

>>82502422
whats happening here?

>>82502466
yeah they only used it in the trailers, fucking disappointing

>>82503287
the best scene in the movie with the best song on the ost

>>82503287
fun

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Dat time shift when

he admits to killin starlords mom
he turns into David Hasselhoff and makes the audience laugh right after

Second best one
mantis reveals how deep drax despair is from losing his family
drax makes the audience laugh by roasting the fuck out of her

Those tone changes while delivering high quality action scenes and waifus (the golden girl and mantisfu) was pure kino

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>>82503358
Meant tone shift but my phone

>>82503358
rlm didn't like that so therefore I don't like it either

>>82501515
The scene at the end where her hair is down was sexy as fuck.

>>82502966
>If you kill me now, you'll be just like the rest of them.
Russel literally said that.

>>82502040
dance off was great tbqh

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>>82502702

>>82503487
In the sense that he would lose his immortality.

>>82503435
Damn straight

>>82503287
Rocket and Yondu in a monitor room taking out mutineers by (a) shooting through the walls and (b) killing them with Yondu's arrow.

>>82503080
>knows what the fucking reddit logo is called
You need to go back.

>>82501470
>Zune

>>82503287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuWkVqum6a8

>>82501470
My favorite part was any scene involving Yondu's loyal crewman. That dude has basically become the Samwise of the GotG films. I hope he's back and learns to control the arrow.

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Is there hope?

>>82503619
That's James Gunn's brother

Both of their actors were the side goons in the movie Super

>>82501553
I was all right - not fantastic. I didn't like it as well as the first one, mainly because it felt like it was trying just way too damn hard. Some pretty questionable plot decisions, too.

>>82501577
Weird, I actually liked rocket way more in this movie.

>tfw ywn be a god traveling from planet to planet impregnating alien women

>>82501974
I felt like it had about three too many of those "let me step to you and drop a truth bomb on you" moments that made the action at the end of the Matrix stutter and falter at times.

There are better ways to do that.

Yondu easily the best character
I thought Ego was a cool concept

>>82503669
The plot itself was actually fairly okay. The pacing was just off. I mean, the plot twist about his mother, which changed the entire dynamics of the movie, happened in a blink of an eye.

>>82503358
>mantis reveals how deep drax despair is from losing his family
People holding back tears is the best way to have sad moments. It usually means the actor pretending to fight them back, but I found that the whole empathic touch cry with Drax's stoic look also pulled the trick.

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>>82502702
Fucking hell. This scene and the scene where quill has flashbacks after his dad asked him what it meant to be mortal really fucking got to me.

>>82503638
well since Adam warlock will be in the next movie so Nova won't be in vol 3 maybe he will be in the infinity war crossover.

>>82503287
Rocket and Yondu bonding.

>>82501620
I want to licki then sticki my dicki in debicki

>>82501836
Because it *is* pretty bad, A more indistinct suggestion of Pac-Man I could have taken, even an animated one, but one spot-on, animated, and going WAKAWAKAWAKA was a bridge too fucking far.

>>82503820
Based licki poster

>>82501515
Does anyone have a picture of when she was in the fur coat?

>>82502609
Pretty sure that is Drax's line.

>>82502446
came to post this

The Zune thing felt like a product placement

obviously it wasn't since I think they got discontinued but still retarded. why not just use an ipod or something or a fucking walkman. Is the fact that nobody used zunes supposed to be funny?

>>82501896
Drax went from not comprehending metaphor to not only understanding them but also using them.

>>82501515

Yep I now have a fetish for girls painted gold. Thanks Disney

can someone post the ost but in the order that the songs played in the actual film?

So, when is the golden people porn going to be released?

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>>82501470
I loved the costume and set design, and the little sci-fi elements like the hologram repair spray and the anti-gravity mines.

The environments were lush, Ego lived up to expectation.

Yondu totally stole the show.

how did this movie end, i walked out during the funeral scene because i couldn't stand the melodrama

I skipped the post credit scenes because reasons, can't find them on youtube now, it's all just 'explanations' without actually showing them scenes, does anyone have a link?

>>82503638
They've introduced xandar and xandarians and shit so there is probably a possibility also Gunn has talked about it in interviews and he said that although dick wasn't gonna be in vol.2 they didn't rule out any future appearances. Word case scenario though they'll have the new SJW nova fuccbois instead.

>>82503868
>Is the fact that nobody used zunes supposed to be funny?

Yes, that was the joke.

>>82503907
>walking away before the credit scenes
o no wat done?

>>82503936
meh

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>>82503774
Do you mean when they showed Yondu teaching a young star lord how to shoot? That was great. Also the scene where Star lord said Yondu looked like Mary Poppins and he asked if he was a bad ass and he nodded and said yea. Very strong feels there. Relatable in a since I've said something similar when I was younger and said my dad looked like something. Is 2017 the year of capes hit feels or something? This and logan, fuck....

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>gamora assures mantis that she isn't ugly
>Drax's face when

>>82503907
You only missed the golden peoples secret weapon, stallone, teenage groot and some other things.

>>82503868
Yes it was a joke that was pointing out how out of touch the aliens are when it comes to Earths culture and as well as peter as he still thinks 80 music is still relevant and the best music ever when most of the pop songs back then were mostly one hit wonders.

that funeral scene was sad mang

>>82503976

I badly want a screencap of the little scenes they have there, also of the ones with quill's mom and flying around being bros with Rocket

>>82503915
gomovies(dot)to and look for GotG2.

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>>82502422
That whole scene where yondus arrow is whizing around as they were going down the walkway

>>82503487
And he has no motive to overstate that or just flat out lie...

I'm gunna get autistic for a minute
Yondu's pal said he found the Zune somewhere in space, from an alien store or whatever.
How did it get there?
Did somebody from Earth go to space in like 2006?
I know its a silly joke that shouldn't be thought about but cmon I gotta know

>>82503759
Not only that, it would have made way more damn sense if impregnating other species with his children was just a death sentence to begin with. That would have killed two birds with one stone:

Quill: "Why couldn't you just bring us here yourself?"
Ego: "I couldn't bring your mother here just to watch her die."

Then you can later let it slip that Ego wasn't just talking about her being mortal and avoid the whole cheesy, "I loved her so I had to kill her," essentially making him a bad Guns-n-Roses joke.

It was kino.

I liked everything after Peter's dad showed him his meaning

Also when Gamorra fought the blue chick

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"I can see Eternity"

>>82504055
what's so hard to believe in a space fantasy movie that other alien races visit planet Earth from time to time to bring back things they find interesting/weird.

>>82504055
Dont have the answer but here's my bullshit answer.
Earth has been known about to other space civilizations before Earth knew about other planets; Thor movies and Ego sending a bounty to earth.

I guess they just randomly got it when a alien trading shop went there

>>82502497
Damn her height cucked my queenie

Anyone else dreading the inclusion of Guardians within the main MCU? I just can't see how Infinity War will work at all without sidelining the majority of characters to a single line.

>>82504184
>>82504195
If Earth is so common in terms of spacemen, why don't more visit?
In the MCU, the general public only know of the aliens that attacked New York and Asgardians
There should be a constant flow of nasty alien creeps going in and out like its a gas station.

>>82504231
I can't see how infinite war can't work in the first place. Regardless who they bring.

There won't be enough screen time to develop anything.

>>82502856
James Gunn has a very distinct vision with these movies, and he communicates that primarily through his art direction. The reason these movies excel, despite or in spite of the humor that illicits scowls from some audience members, is that it has a distinctive visual style and personality. It did not settle for another Marvel movie. If it was not marvel It would stand just as strongly. It's why The First Avenger worked (imo) and the reason why something like Strange fell flat.

>>82504055

Alien abductions mang

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>>82502111

>>82504231
Yeah, I'm thinking the GOTG are going to have a small role and minimal screen time with RDJ hogging most of it.

>>82504299
*I can't see how infinite war can work in the first place

>>82502933
Always was ....

Were the sound effects of the Sovereign ships from an actual arcade game?

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I'm Mary Poppins y'all!

>>82501732

because he's a big star now he doesn't have to try

>>82504299

Yeah exactly. I think it'll just be another Avengers film with anyone outside the core group getting a single line at best.

>>82504318

I fully expect it to be watching two hours of RDJ / Evans plot and waiting for 5 mins of Guardians to show up. Really wonder who will get the killshot on Thanos when it finally fucking gets there

>Howard the Duck visited Earth in the '80s, became a minor celebrity at the time
>Sold the movie rights to his life before returning to space
>Still hasn't forgiven George Lucas for that abomination

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>>82502706
>The people are obsessed with being perfect
>Their High Priestess has a lazy eye

>>82504055
aliens come and go from earth, for example, stan lee hanging out with the watchers....

>>82504241
That's a problem in the comics actually and now the movies/tv shows is trying to show the general public this as well.

Earth is literally just a random civilization among the thousands, maybe even millions of other civilization.
until Thor and Loki brought the Cosmic Cube and other infinity stones to earth plus Doctor Strange bringing supernatural threats as well. PLUS earth's own villians and distrust with their heroes

>>82503669
But it was kind of just a nail in the coffin thing. You felt his skepticism towards his dad and his concern with his mother. His saying the tumor thing was just confirmation for him.

>>82504299
The Guardians will be 'support' characters apparently. So shit then.

>>82502294

Damn that made me snort audibly and I would respect the hell out of the movie if they did that.

>>82504241
>So common

Peter is the only Earthling we see in either GotG, and bar what we know of Hulk going to space for Thor 3, the only Earthling who has been there in an impactful way.

Not every alien that goes to earth is going to cause a massive stir, some could just arrive quietly and chill for a bit, others might just want to see what the planet is like etc.

>>82504472

That sucks. Are The Guardian's also showing up in Ragnarok? My friend claimed this but i think i'm getting hit by some b8

>>82504241
Maybe intergalactic laws against advanced races intermingling with our race and planet to protect us I guess it would explain while the only aliens that visit are alien criminals like the Ravagers or godlike aliens that do whatever they want like Ego and Thanos. Another theory is that only beings like Ego and Thanos know about earth because they been around for so long and manage to find earth by way of exploration so it would make sense that earth location is somewhat not known by a lot of the other alien races.

>>82504472
>starlord and rocket will be support characters for ironman despite having 100x more advanced tech that does the same shit
>drax will be support for captain america despite being faster/stronger/more durable etc.

ISHYGDDT

I just hope that Dr Strange gets a prominent role in Infinity War. Sick of Tony being at the forefront of every movies.

>>82504536
Unlikely. But Dr Strange is. I bet he's going to repair the hammer.

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>>82503435
>The scene at the end where her hair is down was sexy as fuck.

THIS!

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>best girl
>not nebula

>>82504163
That was not literal

>>82504536
I wouldn't have thought so. Dr Strange is supposed to be in it for a time and what with that and Hulk and Loki and Goldblum/Urban/Blanchett's characters, I'm not sure how they'd fit them in. All I can think of is Thor is introduced to them at the end and he asks them to come to Earth to fight against Thanos perhaps?

>>82504551
and gamora is better at combat than black widow in literally every way possible

>>82504564
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWD-7KKDmrY

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>I use my heart to control the arrow

>>82504627
Should have added that this could happen>>82504536
in an after credits scene

>>82501470
All the parts with Yondu, Drax and baby Groot_

>>82504564
>>82504627

Yeah the only thing I've seen about Guardians going into Thor is the Goldblum easter egg in the credits. Pretty weak but who knows

>>82504657
Was Yondu a tsundere dad?

>>82504551
>>82504472
Guardians are not going to be supporting characters, plus the movies are going to be split into 2 movies. everyone is going to get screentime

I hope they don't end the Infinity Wars like the comicbooks but since GotG2 i think they are

>>82504641
also she can lift really heavy guns on to her shoulder making her stronger than the Cap. Probably. Impressive for one so skinny and puny.

>>82504556
yeah the problem is ironman is the marvels movie universe cash cow before the movies no one cared about old shellhead.

Adult Groot>Baby Groot

>>82501991
Fucking excellent. Wish I could get one.

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Pretty hyped for this

>>82504657
As dumb as the whole use your heart not your mind cliche is, this this got me too. Yondu was the best thing in the movie desu.

Why does everyone make fun of Taser Face.I think Taser Face is a cool name.

>>82501810
pixels tier bad

>>82501470
MANTIS WATCH OUT!

>>82501810
>How dare this comedy have jokes
Autism

>>82504698
They've already said it's not going to be a part 1 and 2 job anymore but rather Avengers Infinity War and an as of yet untitled Avengers 4.

>>82504698

As someone who knows fuck all about how they are going to tie this together, how does it end in the comics?

>>82504742
Too late. He's already dead.

>>82504718
I can understand that but surely even normies will find him boring after so many appearances.

>>82504729
Oh I'm sure that's the general consensus, Baby Groot had some good parts but overall babies are dopey characters to have around. I do like Teen Groot, though.

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>too bad i had to put those cancer cells in her

>>82504752
fucking underrated. I was the only person to audibly laugh at this, I couldn't believe it!

>>82504458
I believe he was a collectors item of, you guessed it, the collector.

As for the Zune, I figure abductions and space junk. Things that end up in the garbage.

>>82504742
His name means two things: he's ugly as fuck and he gets his ass kicked. He's a fucking burn victim. That's not badass, that's sad.

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>that scene where ego makes a body out of nothing
Impressive for a marvel movie.

>>82501810
We man of steel now

>>82504713
>it's OK when Disney does it

Christ, the hypocritical faggotry.

>>82504738

>Trusting anything on there after seeing Yondu listed

>>82502825
How can someone possibly like the green lantern?

MCU Hero Power Ranking?

Vision
Hulk
Thor
Scarlet Witch
Groot
Drax
Iron Man
Black Panther
War Machine
Spider-Man
Gamora
Iron Fist
Cap
Rocket
Ant-Man
Bucky
Star-Lord
Daredevil
Jessica Jones
Luke Cage
Falcon
Widow
Hawkeye

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I thought Zunes were subscription-based. How can Peter listen to one without going to Earth to pay?

>>82504913
it's a comic book movie. People die and come back all the time in comics however retarded it may be. While I'd be happy for Yondu to stay dead after the feels GOTG2 gave me, I wouldn't be adverse to him coming back.

>>82504913
He doesnt know Yondu will come back thanks to Vision, already leaked faggot.

>>82501974
I agree, but I still liked it. It was more character driven. There was a sad sack story every ten minutes, though. Felt like it dragged on.

I laughed a lot at the line

"Of course I have issues! THAT'S MY FATHER!"

I think Pratt delivered it really well and the absurdity of the giant half-formed screaming living planet man he pointed to was just hilarious.

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>tfw no Thanos and gamora movie

>>82504951
Spider man is actually one of the strongest MCU characters. Just like Captain America.

AND IF YOU DON'T LOVE ME NOW
YOU WILL NEVER LOVE ME AGAIN

>>82504951
Why is Black Widow above Hawkeye? Hawkeye shot an arrow at a flying alien without looking at him, he's an impossibly good shot with some devastating trick arrows. Pretty lame as far as superheroes go, but compared to a random spy like Black Widow, he's impressive.

>>82504990

Wow I bet Scarlet Witch is going to be super excited her robotic fuckbuddy miraculously brings some random blue alien fucker back to live instead of her beloved brother.

>>82504951
I have no doubt that Drax is powerful but he was severely underused in terms of his fighting ability in GOTG2.

>>82504957

As someone who had a brother who purchased a Zune and would not fucking shut up about it, you could just buy them straight out.

>>82504957
Is this why the zune failed in the competitive market.

DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY TAPE?

>>82504536
The fact that Goldblum was in the credits dancing probably means he was in costume to film with the guardians, either a Ragnarok post credit scene or what i'm hoping is a small scene between them about a random guardian mission in the middle of Ragnarok

>>82504957

>not asking how it was charged

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>when they were bullying baby groot

>>82504957
zune had both options, you could buy them straight out or you could pay $15 a month for all of them

you could pirate songs and then upload them to your zune

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Vol 2's kinograph would be amazing

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>>82505132
>direct current electricity only exists on earth

>>82505039
I don't know if it's been integrated into MCU but Scarlett Witch is "enhanced".

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>>82504759
You should read about the Marvel Cosmic entities. All-powerful Gods that make up the universe of Marvel.

The infinity stones allows Thanos to be more powerful than all of them combined, except the golden guy in the middle.

in the old version of Infinity Wars, Thanos loses because he literally becomes the universe after destroying everyone but his daughter Nebula finds the stones and undos everything he does. Anti-climactic, but the only logical and emotional way to end this ridiculous series

>>82505243
Excuse me, Black widow is enhanced. Obv Scarlett witch is.

>>82503736
>tfw no alien girl harem
Why live?

>>82505165
To be fair the whole part aboard the Ravager ship was pretty dark. Releasing all those men into space was fucked up man!

I loved it. Both this and the first one are just plain fun movies and the best of the MCU. My favorite part is when Rocket and Yondu take back the ship from the mutiny. Coolest action scene in recent memory.

>>82504951
>starlord and rocket below iron man and war machine

they have 100x better tech. they may not have the full suit, but only because they dont need it considering they have fucking FTL and fully armed spaceships

also, didnt ant-man kick the shit out of cap in the avengers.....

>they killed off the best character
but why

>>82501612
that got me too. It was so unexpected and goofy

>>82504759
It depends where you choose to cut it off, but the 'classic' story has Thanos one vs everyone, he wipes out most of the good guys quickly but then does the bad guy thing of leaving some alive so he can get satisfaction from personal kills instead of just using bullshit magic.

A scene for that that will surely be in, is that Captain America is the last man standing and gives Thanos the verbal finger. Thanos then kills him and half the galaxy with a finger snap, before basically going on an astral plane magic death journey, wiping out all the higher conceptual beings.

While he's doing that he forgets to guard his body and Nebula steals the gauntlet and basically undoes everything, the kind of end. Adam Warlock ends up supervising the gems and other things happen to do with him and Thanos.

Thanos ultimately goes zen and tries to resist actively murdering the universe for a while, Drax takes advantage of that to punch his heart out from behind.

Thanos then is brought back to life via bullshit, and in order to stop him, Starlord and Nova trap him in a collapsing universe. They stay behind to keep him there just long enough for the universe to destruct.

Thennnnn he comes back via absolute complete bullshit and the stories are so bad I can't be bothered typing anymore. But they're shite.

Lots of chars have legit claims to be involved with dealing with Thanos, but those (Cap, Nebula, Adam Warlock, Drax, Starlord and Nova) are kind the ones with the iconic moments.

Oh and Squirrel Girl.

>>82504951
I'm pretty sure Spiderman can take on Thor, Groot, Drax and Iron Man.

>>82505321
>also, didnt ant-man kick the shit out of cap in the avengers.....
He kicked the shit out of Iron Man and Falcon
1v1s =/= How well they can take out hordes of goons

>>82505256
Who is the gold guy? He's not labeled.

What was that song they play at the sexbot town with Yondu? I actually dig it.

>>82505102
Every one at my theatre was cracking up clapping and laughing so hard in that scene.

One guy had his head up chin back with his eyes huge going huhuhuhHo Ho huhuhuhHo Ho. Another guy had his eyes super squinted and his head sort of collapsed into his class like he didn't have a neck and he was like hhhssssss huhuhssssss hsssss eh eh eh eh.

There was one fat guy with a punisher shirt or some shit he rolled his eyes and let out loud a loud sigh and every one got super pissed and we all got together and beat the shit out of him and through him out the theatre, he tried complaining to the staff but because he was such a shut in he didn't know how to socially interact with people and sort of just mumbled and ran away

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>>82505072
>Did you ask Nebula?
>Y-yes, I asked everybody

>>82505430
The Living Tribunal
One of the 3 top dogs of Marvel

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>>82504759
Nebula stole the infinity gauntlet from Thanos but Strange trick her and Adam take the Gauntlet and send everyone to their houses knowing he is now the true God and they can't do anything agaisnt him

>>82504458
> Stan Lee
He made reference to being a Fed-Ex driver. Which cameo was that?

>>82505403
Spiderman has always been pretty underrated in terms of compared power levels to other marvel heroes.

>>82505256
>>82505390

Thanks for the replies bros. Am i right in thinking the Adam referenced in the end scene is Adam warlock? Could be cool if those Guardians related moments happen.

My only previous knowledge of Thanos was reading about some bullshit relationship between him and the personification of Death? That kind of put me off looking into more.

>>82505505
End of Civil War
"Tony Stank?"

>>82505316
I definitely got a glaxaxy quest or Hitchhikers vibe to this one

>>82505505
Where he delivered the package to Warmachines house, Civil War, no?

>>82505113
>The fact that Goldblum was in the credits dancing probably means he was in costume to film with the guardians, either a Ragnarok post credit scene or what i'm hoping is a small scene between them about a random guardian mission in the middle of Ragnarok


Rumor says that it's a post credits scene in Thor3 with the Grandmaster and his brother the Collector where Thanos steals the Reality Stone from him to set up Infinity War.

>>82505505
so if he references his cameos does that now finally legitimize his claim to be the One Above All?

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>>82505430
The Living Tribunal. he is pretty boring and is the judge of the universe basically. OP and does nothing

The Celestials on the other hand are badass AF.
we are barely getting to see them in GotG 1 and in GotG we find other Starlord's dad is Celestial-like being

>>82505414
well he was winning like 4v1 until spiderman stepped in

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I know that all of this is the core of the superhero fantasy - the desire to have gods swoop down and rescue us from ourselves, or those who seek to destroy us, and to wilfully discard their own lives to prop up our failing, decadent societies. The ultimate in self sacrifice. A higher power personified in service of the weak and the feeble, for order and justice. But there's a subtly fascistic element to this too, as these gods more often than not uphold the laws of the society they're beholden to and do so with or without the public's approval. When the public disapproves of their vigilantism this is generally portrayed as foolishness or outright ignorance because the hero knows what is truly best for them. And for some superhero fans this is a self-insert fantasy - because what guy wouldn't want to kick society's dregs to the curb with insurmountable authoritarian force. That said, there is an implicit understanding that these gods are not us, no matter how relatable they're made out to be. They're either born with powers beyond the capacity of man, receive these powers but still accept the responsibility of becoming a saviour, or their filthy fucking rich.

So how do you make an interesting story that comments on the nature of man when the main character isn't even human. Just an inserted "perfect" ideal? And you'll note how superhero movies never really comment on morality or ideology. Whether or not the hero is doing the right thing at all, whether or not he's actually the hero, is never the focus. It's not a story about men struggling to do the best they can in a world that isn't black and white. It's just "muh daddy issues" where the hero has to struggle against personal issues that have nothing to do with the actual problem so that he's strong enough to do the objectively right thing at the end.

THAT is why they're shit.

This shit is garbage, you idiots think this is high art, film is dead

>>82505632
>he fell for the art meme
Go back to watching Prometheus senpai.

>>82505597
>And you'll note how superhero movies never really comment on morality or ideology. Whether or not the hero is doing the right thing at all, whether or not he's actually the hero, is never the focus. It's not a story about men struggling to do the best they can in a world that isn't black and white
You clearly haven't seen Civil War.

>>82505587
It's weird they used Ego as a celestial since in the comics he is just a living planet they never say he is a celestial.

I was so disappointed that based Ben Browder didn't have more scenes/a bigger role.

>>82505597
What about the punisher?

>>82505669
You mean the movie where Rogers and Tony both immediately agree on the objectively right course of action once the facts become known and the only reason that this didn't occur earlier was because of plot-induced retardation?

Try again, capeshitter.

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>>82505597
please tell me this is copypasta and you didnt just spend time typing this out

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>>82504618

>>82505733
Literally "subtly fascistic element to this too ... because what guy wouldn't want to kick society's dregs to the curb with insurmountable authoritarian force" personified.

>>82505760
Rogers left the avengers and went underground.

That surely settled things.

>>82504812
Audibly keked

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>>82505687
Ego was "celestial-like" which means he wasn't that strong unless you fought him on the planet itself. desu, i didnt like it but seeing that Cosmic beings come to life gives me a nerd erection.

Some theories think that Ego itself might be the brain for Knowhere, which i honestly wouldn't like at all.

Knowhere is one of the great comicbook mysterious and James Gunn cant just make up a origin for it. Nerd rage

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>>82504039

Easily the highlight of the movie, everyone is just fuckin' dyin' and he's cooly walking with his rad new mohawk.

>>82505632
Hey Reddit

>>82505789
are you joss whedon?

>>82504951
>This list :(
Your going to have to explain what your meaning of power is.

>>82505727
Well--at least he got to John Chriton it up a bit with some ham delivery.

>>82505838

How does Ego link to Knowhere? I can't really see how that logic would follow

>>82504306

James Gunn is a weird dude and I love him to death for it. His style is just all over the place but somehow it all comes together cohesively.

I also feel a lot of it has to come down to the fact that he was making tiny little indie movies with Rainn Wilson before this and Marvel gave him a hundred million dollars to make his dream movie. I'd like to think the result of the movies is simply him being grateful for the chance.

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>>82505920
Oh dear--Crichton I meant.

>>82504369

Top 10 Saddest Anime Deaths of All Time.

:(

>>82501470
When the white man killed his father for wanting to continue his legacy

>>82501836
because it is desu, I liked the flick, but the action dragged out way too long

>>82505463
Who's the other two?

>>82505988
But Quill is his legacy.

>>82505727
Just be happy that he got a paycheck and that Gunn is practically nodding his head in acknowledgement of Farscape by casting him. Guardians basically is the big budget, blockbuster, spiritual successor to Farscape and Gunn showed some respect.

That said, Farscape is miles better than Guardians on the whole. I hope Farscape nets a few more fans because of Browder being in the movie.

>>82501470
fuck I cried when yondu died jesus then some baby cooed behind me one day you'll understand these feels junior.

>>82504957

Wait is that webcomic ass-blasting the basic concept behind Spotify. Because boy did they fuckup.

>>82505944
Knowhere is a mining colony inside the head of a celestial and all the celestials apparently where destroyed be something more powerful apparently. It makes sense in a way ego was the brain of a celestial that somehow disembodied himself to save his life but end up somehow losing his identity with his body therefore becoming Ego.

>>82505838

Gunn respects the source material too much to do something as cliched as that.

>>82501612
This wa great. I don't agree with them showing it twice though. Was still funny the second time around but kills the joke.

>>82504624
It could have been, we saw him in Ant-Man, remember? The microverse scene at the end?

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I almost lost it during that little montage of Peter and the rest of the Guardians having their little moments.

And then they showed a quick snippet of Yondu teaching young Peter how to fire a blaster.

It broke me.

>>82501991

Nice.

>>82505838
>Knowhere is one of the great comicbook mysterious
There's a comic in the D&A run where they reveal where Knowhere came from. It's from an alternate future the Guardians prevented from happening where the Badoon enslaved the Celestials.

>>82506598
>that scene of him listening to music with his mom

>>82505014
>5 years old
she looks 14

>>82506819
And the one where he's flying with Rocket and Rocket looks genuinely happy and yet isn't shooting people.

>>82501810
I liked when The Chain started playing

>tfw no yellow robot prostitutes to fuck

>>82501810
poltergeist Kurt Russel is fucking spooky, man. I would not take my wife's son to see it.

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>>82505727
Psst...he's signed on for GOTG 3 too.

>>82501470
Am I gay for tearing up at all the heart-tuggy moments in this movie?

Like not full-on crying, but a lot of parts really resonate with me for a silly action space comedy.

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>>82503307
>best song on the OST
>not Wham Bam Shang a Lang
Come A Little Bit Closer is great, but.....come on

>>82503435
With the freshly fucked hair? God-damn