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PSA/commercial pitch dialogue script. what do you think? 2017-05-07 09:55:13 Post No. 82499106
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PSA/commercial pitch dialogue script. what do you think?
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2017-05-07 09:55:13
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LIBERAL: "I'm a liberal."
CONSERVATIVE: "And I'm a conservative."
LIBERAL: "Now, we disagree on a lot of things."
CONSERVATIVE: "MANY things."
LIBERAL: "Like for instance, who belongs in The White House."
CONSERVATIVE: "When we should or shouldn't go to war."
LIBERAL: "I'm pro-choice."
CONSERVATIVE: "I'm pro-life"
LIBERAL: "Black lives matter."
CONSERVATIVE: "ALL lives matter."
LIBERAL: "I get my news from CNN and Slate."
CONSERVATIVE: "I get mine from Fox News and The Drudge Report."
LIBERAL: "Cherry Garcia is the greatest flavor of ice cream!"
CONSERVATIVE: "Nah it's Rocky Road."
LIBERAL: "Well, you get the picture."
CONSERVATIVE: "But there are some things we can agree on as well."
LIBERAL: "I love The Beatles."
CONSERVATIVE: "I love The Beatles."
LIBERAL: "I want my children to grow up in a safer & free America."
CONSERVATIVE: "I want my children to grow up in a safer & free America."
LIBERAL: "I condemn the actions of ANTIFA and other violent so-called far left organizations that try to threaten or hurt Americans for exercising their rights to free speech."
CONSERVATIVE: "I condemn the actions of the Ku Klux Klan and other violent so-called far right organizations that try to threaten or hurt Americans for exercising their rights to free speech."
LIBERAL: "I am a left winger who will not allow communism to ruin this rich, diverse country."
CONSERVATIVE: "I am a right winger who will not allow fascism to ruin this beautiful, strong country."
LIBERAL & CONSERVATIVE: "We are Americans who refuse to let the extremists destroy this country."
ANNOUNCER (VO): "Violence for one political reason only advocates for violence for a different political reason. Take a stand against political violence in America, take a stand against hindering the people's right to free speech, take a stand for peaceful protests, take a stand for America."
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Why do Americans use animals to represent their political parties? Pls respond
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>>82499106
>Cherry Garcia
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i prefer this message
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPh-1bsye-0
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>>82499106
i think this commercial framing device isnt enough to make this a /tv/ related thread
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>>82499106
>LIBERAL: "I condemn the actions of ANTIFA and other violent so-called far left organizations that try to threaten or hurt Americans for exercising their rights to free speech."
>CONSERVATIVE: "I condemn the actions of the Ku Klux Klan and other violent so-called far right organizations that try to threaten or hurt Americans for exercising their rights to free speech."
>LIBERAL: "I am a left winger who will not allow communism to ruin this rich, diverse country."
>CONSERVATIVE: "I am a right winger who will not allow fascism to ruin this beautiful, strong country."
This is where you'd run into issues. Liberals don't see ANTIFA and communism as threats on the level of KKK and fascism.
Communism and socialism are no longer perceived as threatening by the public, while fascism is seen as such a threat that ANTIFA gets a pass.
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>>82499160
it's a shit country all around
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>>82499737
antifa, like the KKK are wholly irrelevant to the wider political scene
There's less than 5 thousand members of the KKK nationwide and they mostly just get together to drink beer. ANTIFA are almost exclusively college-aged kids enamored with some pie in the sky fringe ideology like anarchism and protest for the sake of personal amusement dressed up as activism.
Neither of these are serious actors on the American political landscape.
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>>82499160
It's a long story that mostly involves political cartoonists using animal portrayals as insults only to be co-opted by the politicians the portrayals were meant to insult.
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>>82499106
you do realize that there is more to politics than conservatism and liberalism, I hope.
Not to mention that you are greatly misusing the term "liberal".
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The Beetles fucking suck though.
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>implying a PSA like this would be greenlighted by those who profit from political divides that distract you from their shady dealings
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So they're both centrists?
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>>82499160
The same reason Russia is a bear and Britain is a lion, satirical papers
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