Opinions on French cinema?

Needs more trucks.

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pretty funny

i just want to visit paris without feeling unsafe... last year i visited london and i felt paranoid as fuck on the tube during the rush hours.

Early Godard is GOAT

I think it's dynamite!

>>82497927
Fucking pussy. Where are you from ?

>>82497834
That's that shit that has a lot of fucken for no reason in it, right?

Sacre bleu honhonhon oui oui

>>82497834
I think the politically correct term is New Alergerian Cinema.

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literally RIP

Actually in France I think it's called kïnomà

>>82497834
La vie d'adele I'd easily on track to becoming the best movie of this decade.

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D'Argent, La Belle Noiseuse, Swimming Pool... The list goes on and on!

>>82497927
Paris is fine you mong. Don't antagonise anyone and they won't attack you.

>>82498001
where did the trees come from

>>82497947
Later Godard is also GOAT

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>>82498001
>>82498007
ALLEZ VOUS FAIRE ENCULER SALES AMERICAINS. VOUS ETES DES IDIOTS OBESES QUI SE FONT CONTROLLER PAR DES JUIFS. VOS FILMES DE HOLLYWOOD SONT QUE DE LA MERDE

>>82497965
finland, which might explain it.

>>82498093
HON HON HON

>>82498001
>American who has never been outside US thinks he knows anything
>BUT BUT MUH LE_PEN AND EGYPTIAN FROGS

kys

>>82498044

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, NOBODY FUCKING BELIEVES THIS.

>>82498140
allahu akbar my friend. don't go to any concerts or walk down the street anytime soon :^)

>>82498116
You guys are always pussies when you're not on horseback

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>>82498093
BONJOUR, JAM APPEAL ANOON
SHOVE AH BEE ANT?
JAY SAY NAY PESOS

>>82498093
>VOUS ETES DES IDIOTS OBESES QUI SE FONT CONTROLLER PAR DES JUIFS

On peut difficilement leur donner des leçons en ayant Emmanuel Rothschild Macron président.

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>>82498093
Is the frog asking to be rescued?

BON-JOR-NO FROGGO DO-OH YOU-OH REQUIRE-OH HELP-OH?

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>>82498226
ALLEZ VOUS FAIRE FOUTRE PETITES TAPETTES. LA CULTURE FRANCAISE EST PLUS VIELLE QUE VOTRE PAYS DE MERDE.

>>82498302
QUEBECQUACK

many of them have a fake feeling around them. Like the directors were to pretentious to put their actual emotions and thoughts into the film

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>>82498203
Only 5% of Parisians voted for Le Pen, where the majority of the attack have been

>really activates my almonds

>>82498255
encules d'immigrants et tapettes. Si ils n'avaient pas le droit au vote Le Pen aurait gagné

>>82497919
Godard's still got it

The only French movie I've seen is Amelie, and it legitimately pissed me off, it's fucking awful cringey dogshit.

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> talking politics instead of posting movies

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>>82498573
that's literally the point of this thread you invalid newfag.

>>82498535
Go for any movie with Jean Gabin, most are noir masterpieces

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I don't understand their obsessions with moustaches

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>>82497927
https://youtu.be/xIx_HbmRnQY

>>82498354
Désolé de te le dire mais le résulat d'aujourd"hui c'est surtout l'oeuvre de classes moyennes blanches, aussi cocues qu'à New York ou San Francisco. N'oublie pas aussi le vote des baby boomers, la génération à laquelle on doit la destruction de la France, les + de 65 ans étant la population la moins favorable à Le Pen.

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>>82498622
> that's literally the point of this thread you invalid newfag.

You may actually be looking for the word "unliterally", as the OP asked for our, and I quote "Opinions on French cinema?" and not: "Literal Opinions on French politics?". ;)

>>82498715
putain la merde c'est la faute des américains. Ils propagent leur culture de SJW et BLACKED jusqu'a nos rives

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>>82497834
It's okay.

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>>82497834
MACFRONF!!!!

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I remember this movie as pretty funny.

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Best film

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Its just a bunch of hairy pussies

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There are a bunch of films in there that no sane person would consider "a French film," but you get the point.

>>82498093
mon ami mon cher
uhhhhhhh
oui, hon hon merci
hmmmmmmmmmmm
seel vu play

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https://youtu.be/fYuehMmXPs0

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Gaspard Noé movies are quite good even it's a little bit extreme
Dupontel is good too with the good kind of crazy, if liked Terry Gillian it's a good go to see his movies
Jan Kounen, Dobermann was a blast and the following movies were also great

>>82498126
honey noney honey?