/cp/ - Cape general DCucks BTFO edition

>>82490221
What cup size is Evans?

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>>82490221

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>>82490221
wrong image op

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>>82490221
Marvel sure does have some big guys

they're both shit.

>>82490221
that's every edition tho

>Apocalypse
>Not Days of Future Past

>>82491571
>posting Whedon when hes in DC

Marvel has won zero (0) oscars in 14 movies

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wtf

>>82490221
They all got that typical white guy hairline

>>82492152
>make-up, the participation trophy of film awards

I'm not sure I would go around touting Suicide Squad as a bastion of quality within your franchise.

>>82492208
>marvel can't even win participation awards

So sad

>>82491517
bottom right is perfect desu

>>82490645
Logan and Dr Strange are really the only decent marvel movies tbqh.

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>>82492173
DC not even nonce

>>82492323
>buzzcut
Does he have AIDS?

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Whats your favorite MCU movies?
Captain America Trilogy
GotG 1&2
Ant-Man

Favorite DCU movies
_________
Really, Cyborg is the only one i'm interested in and its going to be a while. Probably won't be good. Might not even be made.

>>82490221
Has anyone got that video of the guy hysterically laughing about Hencry Cavils hairline?

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>>82491571
> DC keeps hiring meathead dipshits that make shitty movies with no understanding of the comics
>MCU keeps hiring nerds with creative vision that understand what they're making

BUT LOOK AT ALL THOSE MUSCLES BRO

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>DCucks
>OP thinks this looks like a cuck

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>>82493403
>this doesn't look like a cuck

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Can marvel nu-males even compete?

>>82493461
this photo is fucking patrician, everything on it is classic

now go back to yours modern avant guard but still fedora director

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>>82490221

>nobody's made fun of my DC husbando yet


feels good man

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>>82493403
>overcompensating that hard

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>>82492323
>no socks
>that polo

I want to cop those pants and shoes. Could be wearing them so much better

So is there going to be a Batman Afflek movie, or does DC not like nice things?

>>82493506
That photo will appear on the dictionary next to the word 'nuManlet'

>>82490610
the size that gets yo mama wet

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>>82493348
>THEY ARE DUMB BECAUSE THEY HAVE BIG MUSCLES ONLY SMART THRIFTY TRENDY NERD BETAS ARE ALLOWED TO BE SMART

>>82492323
The Virgin style

>>82493714
Snyder isn't smart though

>>82492204
>

>>82493647
the second one

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>>82493714
No they're dumb because they have low intelligence and make dumb movies. You guys meme about their muscles because that's all you have.

>>82492323
>he's dead, Jim

>>82493714
Having a PhD doesn't mean you are intelligent

>>82493866
making Disney flicks does

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>>82492323
>same tone of brown shoes and pants

BAHAHAHAHA

>>82490645
why is the first batman in the shit pool?

>>82493881
they all make a billion so yeah

>>82493827

Why is Jesse jerking off his tie?

>>82494214
http://www.autism.org.uk/about/behaviour/obsessions-repetitive-routines.aspx

>>82494106
>4 out of 14 = all

you clearly aren't smart either

>>82494400
random anons being dummies will never make BvS a better movie or Snyder less of a hack :(

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>>82492377
No, he probably got hairplugs. Every actor who gets hairplugs shaves so it's not too obvious.

He had this weird haircut in Star Trek Beyond to disguise his receding temples

Daily reminder that Snyder is shorter than Iron Manlet

>>82494762
MODS

>>82493827
Says the guy shilling a movie in which the climatic fight happens when the MC turns himself into a pacman

fuck off with this console war tier shit you fucking underage fags

>>82493866
Dude lundgren went to mit you stupid fuck on a fu scholarship but quit out because he became a movie star and found mit full of cuck nerds who weren't as smart as him.

>>82492323

>high waist pants
>no belt

Ugh

>tucked Sopranos goombah shirt

Fucking vomit

>black grey upper
>brown and brown lower

Who the fuck dresses this guy? Shoot your stylist.

>>82494985
I'm not shilling shit. I'm making fun of DC for their constant whoopsies, and DCucks for their sad attempts to find anything positive to meme about.

Attacking me as a shill and attacking whatever you're talkin about with Pacman will never make BvS less shit and Synder less of a hack.

How is it possible that mods do fucking nothing about this? Why don't they just ban disney shills or make /cpsht/ general or containment board?

Also a franchise not capable of winning an oscar is shit no matter how you spin it lads

>>82491517

>pudgy
>young boy
>holocaust survivor

vs

>irish potato
>average girl
>flatchest chink

The winner?

>>82492323
shit he looks old

>>82493714
I loved The Punisher movie.

>>82490221
Pratt is best Chris, even though he is balding

And evans is wearing a hair peice, or had plugs

>>82490645
but rotten tomatoes are the brainlets

only a peasant lets others dictate his taste

and i say that as someone who hates snyders shitty DC garbage flicks

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>>82490645
>Leaving out floptastic
>The biggest comicbook blunder
>Marvel

BAHAHAHAHAAH

>>82491571
>marvel is made by nerds who love comics
>dc is made by meatheads

hhmmmm makes one think

i don't like the anti white business of marvel though, im really sick of nigger-washing white characters

>>82493228
People still use that laughing meme?

>>82495117
>WHY DON'T MODS BAN PEOPLE THAT TALK ABOUT TELEVISION AND FILM ON /TV/?!?!

>DON'T THEY KNOW WE HAVE CUNNY AND FEET AND BLACKED THREADS TO BE MAKING?!

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>>82495408
ANOTHER FRESH REVIEW

>>82493478
>sub 300lbs
but thats weak dude

>>82495445
They don't since a DC friend made a similar video about Civil War shitty fight choreography and it was ten times more funny

>>82495533
>ten times more funny

according to you and the other 5 people who saw it

Read comics growing up, still have a chunk of them.

DC Make the better movies for cinematography.
Marvel make easy to watch easy to forget movies. Nothing iconic in them.

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>>82496246

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I C O N I C
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>>82493461
What is this thing, did zack hire koksal baba?

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>>82496714
Forgot to add pic

>>82492152
Didn't suicide squad just win one for make up and nothing else?

Wanna know how much money Marvel made in 14 movies?

>>82493461
I bet he spent like 40 minutes taking this picture.

>>82492377

depression for working with gal gadot

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>>82490221

>>82491517
>bottom right
When did they start casting belters?

>>82497281
Snyder is no cuck

He's a homosex

>>82492299
>logan
>good

pls kys RIGHT NOW

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>>82497460
>logan
>not one of the best capeshits of all time

>>82497665

Your obviously the underage one of you can't tell that Logan was a shitty knockoff of Leon: The Professional.

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>>82493461

>>82495344
what breed is that mongrel? (both)

>>82498019
I dont like when someone holds their phine like that, i feel like they are taking pics or filming me

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>>82497974
why would you think making Leon but with fucking Wolverine is somehow a bad thing?

Also you misspelled you're and nobody is impressed that you're aware of other really famous movies.

I was just goofing about you being young before but now I know you are.

>>82498421

I'm not them and I'm not expecting anyone to be impressed. I'm just saying that making Leon with Wolverine IS a bad thing. It's unoriginal and lame.

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Cry more bitch nigger.

>>82498132
>manlet
>still makes kino
>still marries a good looking woman and has multiple kids with her

is there anything he can't do?

>>82498593
Succeed at the box office

>>82498555
>Adaptation of a famous comic
>has thematic similarities to this movie I saw
>therefore unoriginal and lame

Professor X had a brain spasm and killed all his students and we're watching a multiverse story in that aftermath. Oh but the movie Leon also had a bad guy with cool glasses and a little girl interacting with a badass loner. HOW MANY TIMES DO THOSE HOLLYWOOD JEWS HAVE TO RETELL THAT CLASSIC STORY!??!

>I'm just saying that making Leon with Wolverine IS a bad thing
They didn't. You said they did, because you probably don't know a whole bunch about much.

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>>82491571
at least post the updated version!

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does this picture post?

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>>82493478
>A manlet taking dramatic, filtered selfies of a 295lb deadlift

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oh shit it do

classic

>>82497281
why do random women from tv shows in the 60s look better than millionaire movie stars today? What the fuck happened?

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i am the hacker known as 4chan

>>82490610
D

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donald trump is probably going to die in jail

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posting from an empty office in northern virginia

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>>82493506
>now go back to yours modern avant guard but still fedora director

>>82493461
>oh hi it's just me in my space reading comfortably

>>82495408
>>82495447
So Rottentomatoes is trustworthy now?

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>>82499440
>28%

>>82499250

Jay?

>>82493866
PhD? Lundgren was the best Student in the history of his school in Sweden and they literally named a document if any student can archive his high score after Dolph Lundgren. After that he studied chemistry and went to the MIT to make his Master. This guy is by far the perfect human being.

>>82491571
>Whedon
>MCU

A little outdated.

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>>82499539
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHHAHA

>>82492173
GODDAMNIT BEN! Fuck is wrong with him? I like him, he should fix himself.

>>82492624
First half and end of Cap 1
CAP 2
Iron Man
1st half of GOTG
3rd act of Civil War

DC
Mos?
BvS?

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>>82499906
>can't defend the movies being sloppy wet shit that no one likes
>has to meme about how it won an industry award

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>>82490645
>Rotten Tomatoes

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is this the greatest capekino movie to ever be released?

>>82500605

>I still don't understand how RT works

>>82500759
if i'm not mistaken, it's where critics flock to shill their left wing agenda? right?

>>82500712
yes

>>82500712
yes

>>82490221
I get the point of the picture but shouldnt Affleck and Leto be removed as they wont be returning to their movies franchise

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>>82499539

>>82500809
fucking idiot

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JUST

>>82490221

Wait was Cavill really allowed on screen with that fucking hairline

this can't be real

>>82498593
Make a good movie?

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>82500712
Unironically the best DC movie we've hag in years.

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>>82490221
Another one of these annoying threads

>>82501770
100% real. Image is pixel perfect

>>82501814
This has gone too far now. Please KEK have mercy on him. He's suffered enough.

>>82491571
thats not fair, Joss is mentally ill

>>82500605
Dat hair tho.........

>>82495074
>>82499744
>>82493866

I don't mean to degrade anyone with a degree but has he demonstrated anything with his education? I mean there's that Wonder Years girl who got a degree in math and actually went on to create her own mathematical formulas to the point where one was named after her. The degree itself is just a demonstration of having the knowledge but the real intelligence comes in when you put that knowledge to use and make something out of it.

I mean I could come out with a PhD in Nutrition and Fitness but the fact that I'm a fat fuck that post on a Chinese Weaving Basket Board is proof of my intelligence.

>>82493866
>>82495074
His proof of intelligence is that he got a Fullbright scholarship, went to MIT, and on top of that got a bunch of degrees in subjects that aren't easy babby mode (read: like nutrition and fitness)

>>82491571
Why do DCucks keep trying to push this obviously false narrative? Marvel is keeping Chris Pratt, one of the only conservatives in Hollywood, employed. Meanwhile DC has Ben "Muslim Apologist" Affleck and has just recently picked up Whedon after Marvel kicked him to the burc and he's become even more of an insufferable SJW.

>>82494985
Why do you think that criticising DC means you're shilling for Marvel? It's not binary, both companies can be shit.

>>82501646
Where did it all go wrong famalam?

>>82490221
>DCucks
>dee cee ucks
What.

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>>82490645
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

DKEKS FOREVER BTFO!

>>82499744

Alright this is going too far. What's next, he also was the greatest mind of our generation and every generation ever and single-handedly advanced all scientific fields by 20 years in only 3 while at the same time building the greatest human body ever made shattering all world records in every test of fitness while being the biggest box office draw or draw in entertainment since the dawn of fucking time.

He's a fuckin blond nobody who's literally a fucking meme in real life

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Is everyone just going to ignore the Masterpieces that were made by Bravo Nolan?

>>82504340
>blond nobody
He's Ivan Drago you piece of shit

>>82504487
Ignore the idiots who think those painfully mediocre movies are masterpieces maybe.

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>>82504487
>Masterpieces

>>82500712
yes