Is this what it's like to watch a movie with a girl?

>>82481129
they literally can't keep their hands off you

>>82481129
annoying, they lean on you

>>82481129
Christ, she's ugly.

>>82481406
DELET

>>82481406
If I had a girlfriend she'd be way hotter than that, that's for sure

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>>82481406

>>82481129
>anon, is he the bad guy?
>anon, who's that?
>anon, I'm bored
>*checks phone every zeptosecond*

>>82481362
this, it's fucking annoying, they'll like children who can't pay attention for 10 minutes.

I used to watch movies with my wife all the time, she was a good movie partner. She didn't talk over the movie or play with her phone the whole time. I showed her a ton of great movies that she loved. She didn't really have much exposure to good movies growing up so I think she really appreciated it.

The she got bored and she and her lawyer tried to take away my house. THE END

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>>82481434
Maybe that's the reason you don't have one.

>>82481459
Didn't get the memo did you?

>>82481483
f

>>82481483
>story ends before it's revealed what happens to the protagonist

>>82481455
>>82481459
You are not supposed to go there for the movie.

>>82481560
At what stage in the relationship can you bring them to see kino's then?

>>82481489
Very logical, and probably true.

>>82481483
They were fucking behind your back and then decided to include you so they tried to fuck you upfront.

>>82481129
Very blowjobby

>>82481580
pre-rape stage

>>82481580
You don't you fucking moron, watch a movie on your own time.

>>82481560
Then what's the point? Are you really wasting $20, or $30 just for an excuse to be in a dark place to makeout? Why can't do you that in any enclosed, or private location?

>>82481580
I did in on my first date with one girlfriend, we went to see the dumbest looking movie (Purge) and had a great time taking a piss out of it

>>82481626
Mate... you can't be for real. How old are you? Honest answer.

>>82481638
24. Why?

>>82481571
at least i will always have my trusty falcon Carmichael :(

>>82481638
Not that anon but I'm 24 and I am too genuinely curious, why would you pay a ticket to makeout around strangers if you can do it for free anywhere?

>>82481524
>>82481560
I was with her for 8 years.

>>82481647
Are you this oblivious at age 24? How can you be? I'm really baffled

>lel why do I gotta pay to have a good time with a girl I wanna fuck or maybe even like

Are you for real?

>>82481560
What else would i be going there for ?

>>82481362
agreed, also they get up to go to the loo like 8 times probably just to brush past you. This chick would blatantly brush my crotch everytime she went past.

>>82481700
Sounds like you're around some really shitty girls.

>>82481638
are you underage?

>>82481700
>paying to fuck a girl

Kek

>>82481671
>>82481699
>>82481721
>>82481727


Good God, you have no idea how to handle people. This ain't even shitposting, but really WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKING GET? THAT YOU HAVE TO PAY TO HAVE A GOOD TIME? THAT THE FACT THAT YOU'RE PAYING IS SENDING MESSAGES? WHAT THE LITERAL FUCK

>>82481700
>lel why do I gotta pay to have a good time with a girl
Well, if those conditions are necessary, I might seriously consider it, but that would only be the case because of a caprice on either of our parts. There's no inherent need to be in a movie theater to makeout, and I would like to think that I would feel too silly to ever do that. And suppose I ever made a move in there, she repulses me, walks out, with me following, and demands an explanation of why I would ever touch her in a movie theater when the purpose of being there is to watch a movie? Am I supposed to explain that I thought I would have an opportunity to make out with her, or that by her consenting to this date at a movie theater, she consented to being approached like that? I would have no answer to that because my actions up until that point would have been totally illogical.

>>82481700
You said that you're not going there for a movie, implying that you go there only to fool around with your Stacy gf.

So yes, why would you pay some overpriced tickets and popcorn to sit in a room with strangers and makeout while some shit happens on the screen when you can "have a good time" basically anywhere else?

>>82481774
Still sounds like you're around some shitty trash girls.

>>82481783
>>82481784

You're beyond salvation desu.

>>82481700
You're the one coming off as a child.

>>82481815
Do you really think that? The worst this could mean is that I'm not that assertive of maybe self-confident, (which is not what I would really describe taking a girl out to the movie for that purpose), which might be a problem, but the bigger problem is what problems the lack of thee qualities will cause in my future life.

>>82481774
fuck off reddit child. you're embarrassing yourself.

>>82481850
You're absolutely robotic muh man.

>>82481868
I wish that were the case, in some ways. Maybe I'm robotic with other people.

>>82481873
Which is my point. How do you pick a girl if you never intend to pay for shit? You don't buy her drinks, you don't take her out to the movies or theater because that costs money, you don't drive off somewhere because gas costs, etc.

>>82481774
lol normie got upset

>WHAT DON'T YOU FUCKING GET?
The part where you go to a cinema just to makeout with your gf, it's just useless money spending when you can do it anywhere else.

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Question: Are people on 4chan, (let's exclude /r9k/, because that seems like an outlier), more like >>82481626, or >>82481774?

>>82481715
>This chick would blatantly brush my crotch everytime she went past.
I'll be honest, I can't quite figure out the geometry of this one

>>82481951
Definitely >>82481626

The automaton-type response, the visible confusion and lack of understanding of the simplest human interactions, money pinching,

>>82481951
I'd say >>82481626

>>82481951
answer:
>>82481626 is old 4chin epitomized by /a/
>>82481774 is somewhat newer 4chin, basically /sp/

>>82481951
depends on the board
i'd say it's 50/50 site wise though honestly

>>82481912
We are not saying that paying for stuff is stupid, it's stupid to pay for something what you don't even use.
You said that you're not going there for the movie, then why go?

Ofcourse it's okay to go to a cinema and pay for it if atleast one of you two is interested in seeing the film, I just don't see why would you go there if you aren't even interested in the movie, it's throwing money away rather go to a bar

>>82481912
I don't mind paying for shit, (though it strikes me as rather antiquated if feminism is supposed to have brought us equality of the sexes, except it seems when it actually requires a sacrifice of woman), but I can't get over how absurd it is to go to a theater just to makeout. I once asked a girl this very question on a date, and she agreed with me, so there.

>>82481951
this faggot >82481774 seems like he's got major issues

>>82481754
>2017
>not employing a professional
Truly plebean

>>82481951
Every board on 4chan is basically /r9k/ + a hobby, go make a kissless virgin thread on any board and you'll get +200 replies everytime.

>>82482001
>>82482007

Not even that fag, but he's right. I lied Half the posts ITT are all me

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>try to watch a kino with a woman
>they keep talking despite you never responding
>check their phone every 5 minutes
>try to get all handsy because they hate that your attention is focused on something other than her
Only watch a movie with a woman if it's something you don't give a fuck about. Women lack the attention span/appreciation for film. They like their books they can read 10 pages at a time and self insert.

>>82482047
Case in point: >>82482071

>>82482071
Nobody believes you were ever in this position man.

>>82481951
4chan used to all be >>82481626 but then you faggots from reddit came in.

>>82482150
So you're saying you feel like your safe space has been infringed upon?

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>>82482047
This desu
>tfw no gf

>>82482182
I am merely answering the question. 4chan is not a safespace, and as you might have noticed no amount of normie astroturf is going to drive the permavirgins away

>>82482182
I'm saying there's a huge filthy normie reddit ass casuals increase in posters here, that's all

all i want is to sniff a fat puss is that to much to ask for

I went with a girl once and she was the one who invited me

Nothing happend, I wasn't sure If I should move foward because yes I'm a fucking autist for that

>>82482225
It's been fucked for years now, even /r9k/ is filled with normalfags.

>>82482236
Pay the movie tickets and you just might.

>>82482247
If you weren't sure, she wasn't into you. Handy rule of thumb that will save you from rape accusations or getting kicked to shit by her nigger boyfriend

>>82482247
> move forward
just have a good time anon. don't treat her as a sexless friend (compliment her looks, for example, and say things she'll like) but also enjoy yourself.
if anything is bound to happen it will

>>82482261
If anything, this thread has shown us that is a lie. Anons are about as autistic and permavirginy as ever.

>>82482247
No you see, this anon here >>82482268 is either paranoid, deranged or fucking with you. Maybe all 3. You might not want to listen to his advice.

>>82482284
what about the 100 other threads?

>>82482261
That's because it fell under a two pronged attack. The /lgbt/ shills were one, and the slow, silent growth of orbiter-tier betas a la reddit or youtube reached critical mass, allowing the constant, low-level roastie posting to take root and overwhelm the catalog.

>>82482262
but i have no girl to take to movie

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>>82482268
>Handy rule of thumb that will save you from rape accusations or getting kicked to shit by her nigger boyfriend
This. With STDs, pregnancy, the cost of dinners, having to worry about protection, performance in bed, and now recently, the very real threat of false rape accusations, or thebroadening the definition of rape so you can "rape" a women without knowing it, I think I can safely say sex is quite overrated and think I've lost little in having never experienced it and am losing little in indefinitely preserving my virginity.

>>82482313
The blacked ones? The thinly veiled /pol/bait? The eceleb discussion? The waifuposting? The /got/ and /who/ generals that burn through 300 replies inside an hour? The shitposting ones? Do any of those resemble anything a balanced human being would spend his time on?

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>>82482114
>watching a movie with a woman must be a fairy tale on 4chan
Nice projection.

>>82482349
Sour grapes muh man

>>82482378
Not really. I could mention like several other reasons. I sometimes fantasizes, (otherwise, what I would I masturbate to, as I find almost all porn revolting), but I truly have no sustained desire to copulate.

>>82481560
This isn't the 50's you tit

>>82482349
>false rape accusations
I never tell women my last name or bring them to my place. I don't use social media so they can't track me down that way. Let them try.

>>82482475
I could never engage in sexual intercourse with a women under those pretenses.

>>82482423
You realize you are disfunctional, yes? I mean there's nothing wrong with that as long as you don't gun down people in a spergy rage, but you are disfunctional.

>>82482475
so you fuck whores from those "dating apps"?

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>go to see logan alone
>guy from my dorms is there with a girl sitting a bit away but still close
>making out giggling whispering
>at the end i turn round and they are looking at me
>immediately break eye contact
>hear girlish laughter as they get up

How do i get on these private trackers lads, i cant take it anymore

>>82482521
Bars. I'm old fashioned.

>>82482475
Paranoid schizophrenia I assume.

>>82481633
You pissed in the theater?

>>82482506
>you don't gun down people in a spergy rage
Definitely not.
>but you are disfunctional.
As I don't see sex as a necessary function, I can not agree with this statement. I have more than enough pleasure in my life, in fact less pleasure would do me good. Sex would only complicate it, and I don't need offspring, at least not in the near future.

>>82482506
shut the fuck up normalfag

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>>82482556
>2017
>trusting women ever
Enjoy being arrested and/or justed.

>>82482537
seems to me you're flirting with normalicy yourself knowing who the other people in your dorm are and not complaining to the manager about their laughter during the movie

either harden up or go full normie you casual

>>82482579
Well, reproduction is a genetic imperative, so by definition, lack of a sex drive is disfunctional.

> I have more than enough pleasure in my life, in fact less pleasure would do me good
See, this shit is not normal.

>>82482549
Good for you anon.

>>82482598
Maybe not schizoid, but definitely paranoid. I'll have to assume your package comes with integrated mommy issues,

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>>82482572
>being this retarded.

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>people on /tv/ trying to pretend that it's better to watch a movie alone

Have you really never cuddled / laid on the couch with a qt while watching some kino?

>>82482618
>See, this shit is not normal.
This could be misinterpreted. I have too much distractions, some of which happen to be pleasurable, and sex would certainly be a distraction.
>lack of a sex drive is disfunctional.
But I have a fairly active libido, but I have other outlets for this. Again, actual reproduction would be extremely inconvenient in my current position, if not impossible, so I don't consider it a function as of now.

>>82481571
wheres the crab legs

>>82482618
>>82482669 actually sounds nice, but I don't have the self-confidence to think I would ever be good enough for a girl that I would actually want. Sex is out of the question, however, for the reasons I've mentioned.

>>82482669
I have, watching movies alone is still better.

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>>82482669
I did, once, and it was annoying as hell. She was doing all kinds of stupid shit, I couldn't figure out how to initiate making out/sex (or if I was even supposed to), not could I watch the movie properly. Ended up telling her to gtfo of my (dorm) room.

>>82482702
anon, if you're just lying together and the dick gets hard some kind of sexual shit happens

not porn level shit but just honest rubbing and slooge

>>82482669
>Have you really never cuddled / laid on the couch with a qt while watching some kino?
Never, but I doubt any female would be interested in watching some 60s Czechoslovakian new wave films with me.

>>82482756
Sounds disgusting. I wouldn't want somebody touching my genitals like that. Seems extremely invasive.

>>82481571
Kek

>>82482640
Nah I couldn't have had a better mother. Unless my issue is that modern women are so cancerous that they can't live up to the example set by her. In any case, wouldn't trust a woman as far as I can throw them. I'm 36 years old and have always adamantly refused to fuck without a condom, which has offended some women, but fuck that shit. I don't need a kid and/or std. Why risk it?

>>82482756
>just happens
No, it does not. This is a normie meme. I guess you normies are barely conscious animals, with no awareness of your own actions and decisions, since nothing "just happens". People always say it will "just happen" and it never does, even when I'm exposed to a female in a presumably potentially sexual context.

It did not just happen, you CHOSE to stuff your hand down her vajiner or thrust your tongue in her face. You're just such a slave to your own impulses that you do not remember making this choice when compelled by your hormones.

>>82482793
Lel

>>82481129

It's actually really annoying.

They keep talking, trying to kiss, hold hands / stay super close or make witty remarks.

BITCH I'm trying to watch the goddamn movie.

>>82482901
Completely serious. I had a doctor touch my genitals once, for testing purposes, I suppose, and I found it very uncomfortable. I understand that it should be different when it's with someone you know and trust, but I have immense difficulty imagining being that close to someone.

>>82482793
Honestly, I kinda get the sentiment. While I do get horny, the thought of actually touching another person's genitals and vice versa in real life seems rather unappealing.

>>82481970
you've got to stand up and lean back to let people past and she bent over the back of the seats in the row in front and pushed her ass into my crotch, pretty distracting desu

>>82481774
>YOU HAVE TO PAY TO HAVE A GOOD TIME
That doesn't sound like a girlfriend...
Anyway the real g move is to take her hiking. You get a sense for her physical fitness level, she gets all worked up and sweaty, you both witness the beauty of nature, and you have enough privacy to hook up without getting kicked out of a private establishment

>>82482938
>trusting random women more than a qualified professional
wew

>>82482890
let me rephrase that

if you're a decent person, kind and considerate, and mindful of other people's feelings, it just happens

if you're a fucking unlikable dick it will never happen

>>82481459
why are you trying to watch a movie with a woman?
it's just their crappy excuse to fuck.

>>82482975
Well, they wouldn't be "random," and that's the point. Again, I imagine it's supposed to be different when you actually have romantic feelings for the girl.
I think you just made a bad joke anon, and it breaks down when you say, "random."

>>82482927
>make witty remarks.
Are they actually witty?

>>82483000
Nice quads but I don't think you quite understand the issue. If you think your own actions "just happen", I don't think you're fully self aware. You might get the impulse to do something, but you must still make the choice to do it. Low IQ normies often can't distinguish between these because they also have no impulse control.

>>82482938
If you think that was bad wait till you get your first prostate exam. I was in the fetal position in the shower afterwards.

>>82483054
*trips
I need new glasses
>>82483020
>they wouldn't be random
But unless you get involved with a urologist, I sincerely doubt they're more qualified to engage with your genitals than a professional.

>>82483054
> no impulse control
i can smell your obesity from here

>>82483010
we lived together for 7 years. If I wanted to see a movie she wanted to see it as well, they don't like to feel like they're missing out.

>>82483044
They never are.

>>82483055
Well, but these are necessary procedures, and I would avoid them otherwise.
>>82483083
>qualified to engage with your genitals than a professional.
It's not that I think my genitals might be mishandled, only that seems too personal for anybody to do it unless it's necessary, and even then, I'm not going to enjoy it.

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>>82483084
>it's a normie enters a discussion thinking he's got it in the bag, only to realize he's not even talking about the right thing half way through and resort to calling everyone else a fat virgin episode

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Imagine being a woman and lurking ITT.

>>82483000
I'm probably too nice and too kind, I was called "nice" my whole life. It's probably because I was heavily sheltered as a kid.
So when I speaking with a girl I speak completely sexless, I would feel like I am rude if I try anything flirtatious.

So no, being a "decent, kind, considerate" person is not enough, I am that for 24 years now and never have I even kissed a girl.

>>82482938
>get involuntary kegel spasms even when someone I'm comfortable with touches my pubis.
What the fuck body

>>82482268
>>82482310
>>82482277

But it was 9 years ago.

>>82483104
Can you give an example?

>>82483162
Go to a doctor anon, what the fuck

>>82483150
tits or gtfo, whore

>>82481560
How old are you? If my gf and I want to bang, she comes over to my place since she shares a flat.

>>82483198
about time you looked her up again
> remember me? from the cinema? nine years ago?

>>82481671
He's either underage or trolling

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>the virginity levels in this thread

THIS BABIES OFF THE CHARTS.

>>82482947
That BITCH! How dare she?

>>82483273
I'm a lad, lad. You seem to have problems understanding simple sentences,

>what's going on in this scene?
>wait, who is that guy?
>why did he kill him?
>*missing major plot points because she's checking her phone*


it sucks balls

>>82483243
No, I don't actually listen to anything they say. It's all white noise.

>>82481671
>actual lmautism

>>82483304
And that surprises you...?

>>82483301
I don't even think underage kids need to do it. Parents don't give a fuck anymore.

>>82483320
Sometimes I wonder if I'm ruining my sense of stimulation by spending too much time on my laptop.
But then I remember my high-school gf who would literally be on her phone all the time, especially whenever she was watching a movie. Not even just with me, she would snapchat me whatever she was watching.
How the fuck can you live like that and not have every natural form of stimulation turn to shit around you?

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>tfw now you're aware that you've never EVER seen a girl alone at a theater

>be "straight"
>go to movies with gay friend
>fully expect to do gay shit
>nothing happens and we just watch the movie and have a normal time
>go home and fap to the thought of him sucking my dick in the movies

iron man 2 was pretty good also

>>82483310
Better safe than sorry.

>>82483304
>t. reddit

>>82483154
okay. this is my last response.

being flirtatious can be learned. You can be decent and polite and also act as a normal human being.
> be curious. ask about her. it can be difficult at first but becomes 2nd nature in time
> compliment her. this also can feel forced, but after you see how it lights up their faces you'll be hooked
> pay. women like this
> touch her at least two times during the date. Even if it's just touching the shoulder when helping her out of a car or holding the door open for her. If she gives you a face or says you're overstepping bounds, then fine. Never see her again. but 99/100 they'll like it. They don't accept dates if they don't want you to touch.

okay. i don't have time for this shit. i would have hoped your dad could tell you this but as the Kikes have destroyed the family it's up to us anons to help one another

>>82483403

Girl I work with goes to cinemas alone

>>82483403
pulled out of seeing Deadpool with this girl and she went anyway on her own.

>>82483398
Does that mean teens don't get to experience the awkward joys of attempting to fuck in a small car any more?

>>82483150
>imagine

>>82483408
kek

>>82483424
>> pay. women like this
Everyone likes getting free shit. Don't be a retard.

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>>82483408
/thread

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>>82483408

>>82483424
>touch her at least two times during the date
I'm now picturing advice-taking anon grabbing his date's tits as soon as he meets her

>>82483154
Try adding some girls from the contact threads on /soc/.

Mic chatting with them made me a lot better with flirting with girls IRL.

>>82483446
Honestly, though, I suspect /tv/ is probably one of the least woman-infested boards. What with half the board being thinly veiled 3d waifu threads, and the other half a variety of memeposting, political shitposting and pedo spam

>>82483458
>be a douchey cheapskate that puts shekels ahead of love or pleasure
>be surprised that people don't like you

But TEH JOOZ are le evul because they like money right?

>>82483519
>love
wew

>>82483438
>trying to fuck 17 year old in trans am
>21 so fear element is high
>turns out age of consent was 16

>>82483424
yeah, usually every dad teaches his son how to flirt with women right lmao

>>82483403
>>tfw now you're aware that you've never EVER seen a girl alone at a theater
that's actually a pretty good point

>>82483154
>So when I speaking with a girl I speak completely sexless, I would feel like I am rude if I try anything flirtatious.
Jesus fucking Christ, same here mate. We are hopeless

>>82483519
>douchey
>love
>the j00z
>moral high horse
This just has to be bait.

>>82483614
>hopeless

MHMMM

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When I was with my ex, the cinema was the only time I'd watch a non-comedy film with her

If we watched a film at one of our places, she'd constantly be checking her phone, or trying to make out/fuck
At the cinema, she was more behaved

>>82483154
>So when I speaking with a girl I speak completely sexless, I would feel like I am rude if I try anything flirtatious.
This. It just feels inappropriate to bring any sexual undertones into a conversation.

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>>82483671
I'm dying here

as always, kissless virgin no gf threads get +200 posts easily no matter what board

every board is /r9k/ + a hobby, fact

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>>82483671
>THE TOOTHPICK

>>82483567
>trans am
That's some oldschool action right there anon - nice one

>>82483718
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Oh oh, I had a dream last night and you were in it
Oh oh, I feel so stupid when you are around
Oh oh, I long for you I long for you I hate you
Oh oh, I think I'll put a bullet in my head

And I'm burning burning up for you
'cause all the time I'm wondering if I see you
And I'm burning burning up for you
'cause you've got that...

Oh oh, I'd cut off all my fingers just to touch you
Oh oh, you stupid bitch you mutilate my soul
Oh oh, I want to put my fingers deep inside you
Oh oh, I wonder if you're thinking of me now

It doesn't make any sense
And it doesn't adhere to the reason at all

Oh oh, I had a dream last night and you were in it
Oh oh, I feel so stupid when you are around
Oh oh, I long for you, I long for you, I hate you
Oh oh, I think I'll put a bullet in my head

Oh oh, I'd cut off all my fingers just to touch you
Oh oh, you stupid bitch you mutilate my soul
Oh oh, I want to put my fingers deep inside you
Oh oh, I wonder if you're thinking of me now

>>82483408
this guy here

>teenager
>go to movies with cute gril 1 year below mine
>went to see movie 43, laughed at how bad it was
>she makes fun of my jacket
>go to drop her off with my mum, her mum isnt home so she cant get in
>stays at my house
>we watch slumdog millionaire in the lounge room
>she says shes cold, get her a shitty blanket then go to bed and leave her on couch

??????????????????

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>>82483614
>tfw complete opposite
>incapable of speaking to a woman of any age, weight, etc. without flirting
>flirted with a married woman over the course of a 6 hour flight
>she gave me her number at the baggage claim

>>82483800
She gave you a fucking singal with this "I am cold" shit you fucking idiot
I am virgin and I even I get this

The first two movies I saw with my girlfriend were Seven Pounds and Benjamin Button. They both sucked balls so we just made out the entire time

>>82483408
>iron man 2 was pretty good also
Worst and gayest part of this post. What awful taste you have.

>>82483424
God bless you

>>82483874
Not that guy, but shut the fuck up yeah?
It's okay to fuck up as a teen, as long as you get there eventually

There's no point in feeling bad on all the many, many, many times you missed an obvious opportunity because the past is stupid and already happened and shit. The future's where it's at

>>82484181
No, I won't shut the fuck up.
What fucking future? Fuck off

>going to see a movie with someone else
>complaining when they get in the way of the kino

normies, when will they learn?

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>>82481129
it's more like this

>>82481129
Yes. It's fucking awful.

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>>82483424
>Pay
How to be a beta provider the guide
>Pic related what your advice will achieve

>seeing movies with other people

Quickest way to ruin a friendship.

>>82481626
this fuck normie logic

>>82483154
same here blud I feel that flirting is rude as it puts the girl on the spot in an uncomfortable situation

how to cure

>>82481129
Not that amazing actually my ex was kind of ok. She would get angry if other couples wouldn't shut the fuck up but besides that it's not a pleasure. I would rather go with male friends.

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>>82481129
>get girl's number
>she wants to go to movies

how do I tell if it's ok to make a move?? how do i make a move??

>>82486498
hole in popcorn bucket, insert dick.

>>82483490
You need to be attractive and a filthy normalfag to post on /soc/. You also need to post your face on fucking 4chan, which is damn near the most idiotic thing a person could possibly do.

>>82486550
>implying I'll spend 13 shekels on popcorn
pls halp this is serious

>>82486561
?

You can literally just go to a skype thread and add girls who have left their contact info there.

You don't have to post shit.

>>82481571
kek

>>82481406
Take that back dickhead

>>82484593
isnt this the kid from walking dead coral

Wow great to see this thread is still going

>>82482955
>not being man enough to fuck in front of families with young kids and underpaid ushers asking you to leave

It's fucking shit desu, girls have no taste in films
inb4
>hurr durr going to the cinema with a girl to actually watch le film lmaoooo
not all relationships are only about fucking
im talking about my experiences when I was 17 btw, I always had younger girl friends then until I went to college so perhaps older girls are different

>>82481129
It's pretty good, but it depends on the bird. It often just comes down to cuddling while watching the movie, holding hands and all that kind of stuff

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>>82489311
yea heh all that kind of stuff

>>82489681
dont feel bad anon, one day you will know

>>82489311
>but it depends on the bird
I have to agree. I've gone to the movies with a real parrot who wouldn't stop quoting whatever was JUST SAID in the movie, as if I hadn't been paying attention.
My trusty falcon has never done me wrong. Always great company. Shits a lot.

>>82481362
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>82483826
>married woman
Wew, must have been there for a while, considering how much baggage she's carrying

ntggers

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>>82481571

Both me and my ex were always so invested in whatever we were watching so we barely did anything lol.

>>82492336
>lol.
kill yourself

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>>82482771
How do I get to your power level? Teach me your ways.