>>82478578
Only if Goldie Hawn was my mom and liked to recreate the scenes of Jodi West..
No, because then my dad wouldn't be my dad. ;_;
>>82478578
>gosh anon, you're dad is such a dilf
y-you too
no he would fuck all my gfs and bfs
>>82478578
Yes.
>>82478674
Also this.
I think I just want him to be my best bro tbch
Yeah then my beard genes would be a hell of a lot better
Yes no maybe
I don't get people saying they wish some random retarded actor was their dad. Do you not love your dads or something?
>>82479219
My dad is a deadbeat piece of shit, you fucking bet I'd take Kurt over his sorry ass any day
I would've helped him with the condition of leting me fuck all the universe cute girls first
>>82479219
My dad's okay but he's no Kurt Russell.
>>82479289
Go tell him that you wish Kurt Russell was your dad, not him.
>>82479289
>>82479346
Reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v_rGwTDw38&
>>82478965
Dance off Thing, me and you!
>>82479219
Fucker. I didn't know my dad as a kid. I used to tell everyone that David Hasselhoff was my father.
>>82479219
My dad was bipolar drunk piece of shti that beats me up and my mom when drunk so yes Id like Kurt to be my dad
>>82480265
Why don't you stop being so pathetic and kick his ass?
My dad basicaly looks exactly like that except his hairline is heavily receded.