Hollow Man (2000)

hmmmmmmm

shitpost on /tv/

i wouldnt rape
just kidding haha!!!

>>82476030
*grunts*

take a shit in people's food and wipe my butthole on their scarves

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>>82475979
>What would you do if you were in his position?

Go back in time and prevent myself from ever watching Hollow Man

probably live in terror of being caught and experimented on and live an even more reclusive life

I'd fart in people's faces at the mall

>>82476048
did he even rape? Thought he just went to his waifus house at night and looked at her boobies while she slept

>>82476058
Not gone down the fucking well I guess also drive the fuck home I guess.

>>82476114
he raped Rhona and groped the redhead.

If it were me, I'd go for that Shue. Probably lay off the coffee and twinkies tho.

>>82476100
aren't you worried about invisible flecks hitting their face?

>>82475979
Catch hypothermia

>>82475979
rape

>>82475979
you can't really do much if you think about it besides rape and murder

>>82477469
you could stalk female celebs and leak pics online of them

>>82477480
but the phone would still be floating around

>>82475979
Watch my wife get spit roasted by 3 big black cocks but never live through the shame of her knowing I was there watching.

>>82477499
there are cameras small enough to palm anon

>>82477499
sneak into their house while invisible and take pics while they sleep. hide phone in asshole.

>>82477519
so if you cover it with your palms is invisible?
in that case you could steal things, as long as you could store them in your ass

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>>82475979
punch random people on street would be fun. also groping hot women. and of course like kevin bacon break into their house and rape them. standard stuff

>>82477537
Just palm a credit card and buy stuff online

rape someone

and shit in the sidewalk

>>82477568
In?

i wonder if typing would be hard with invisible hands

>>82476056
nootka... sound?

>>82475979
The eye thing would drive me crazy eventually.

>>82477583
In

I'd be blind because your eyes need light reflecting off your corneas in order to function, and having invisible eyeballs defeat the point of invisibility.

>>82475979
Take vitamin D pills.

>>82477631
if youre going to rape her whats the point of her being of legal age

>>82477584
>not being able to touch type

>>82475979
Become a spooky ghost.

>live in empty houses
>scare the shit out of new owners
>wait until the "professionals" get called in
>move on letting them think they accomplished something
>repeat with the next empty house

I would also reveal myself to the most aware "professional" (the one who realizes his skill is scamming people and does it well) and work together to make loads of cash.

>>82477772
So close.

>>82475979
I'd rape Rhona Mitra.

>>82477598
Loo?

>>82477772
Yeah I'd do this.

rape

shitpost about it on /tv/ obviously.

steal money, rent a house in the woods, then shitpost all day

I would pet cats and watch their cute faces when they will be like "wtf, who pet me just now?", haha

>>82475979
So if he jizzed on someone's face when invisible, would the spunk become visible or stay invisible? Would the person feel it but not see it.

>>82475979
I'd sneak into some celebs apartments and start taking lewd pictures of them with their own phones when they don't realize and at night post them on their twitter accounts.

i would rape my girlfriend

>>82475979
Same thing as any superpower. Figure long and hard how to use it to build an huge financial empire and then use that to quietly fund revolutions, leading to bigger power plays, and on and on.
Really any "power" is best used to leverage other powers to an infinite end.

>>82480084
there's some hentai where the guy is invisible and the spunk is visible but its not permanent, watched it thinking that the guy is going to be arrested after semen samples are taken.

>>82477611
Look at this faggot

>>82475979
Masturbate even more

>>82475979
Assassinate corrupt politicians. Also fascists and communists.

>>82482068
>>82481979
>>82479940
this 100%

Haunt a movie theater. Plenty of food, movies and chicks there.

>>82475979
Assuming I could still see because we're not joyless faggots like >>82477611
I'd rape and murder so much. Like, there'd need to be a new term for the amount of raping and murdering I'd do.

i would fuck wonder woman

>>82475979
I'd become a spy.

ACT
C
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>>82477391
Rape definately

>>82475979
i'd become anon and be forever alone

>>82475979
kill people, rape people, kill then rape people, stalk camwhores etc

jerk off to people while they're doing their chores then see their reaction once they found out cum on them

>>82482068
> Also fascists and communists.
fascists there aint no fashos anymore. its what commies call patriotic people

>>82477584
Home row usually has small bumps on each side.

>>82475979
Post diicc pics on /tv/

Rape everything

>>82475979
>get a glass needle
>get rat poison
>go to an antifa protest
>stab every commie
repeat it

>>82485930
I'd do this but with hiv positive blood

Become a ghost writer

go to any lefty latenight show and yell nigger in their microphones. Same thing by every starshit set

>>82475979
>stalk seth mcfahrlane
>kick him at least 10 times a day in his balls

>>82475979
Make the same thread and ask for ideas. Are you invisible op?

Samefag itt xD and no one would notice :D

Trololololo hahhahahaha :D

>>82477552

This Kevin Bacon guy sounds like a real jerk.

travel the world for free
see wildlife since i can't be harmed by predators
rape
kill some terrorists and politicians

>>82481436

I bet you could find some influential Spirit Cookers to think you are some kind of god.

>>82486528
They can hear you, smell you and some snakes can 'see heat'

When the invisible man has to poop at what point does the poop become visible
Is it only after it leaves the anus or is it when it's fully formed in your colon meaning that when you have to poop people can see your floating turds

>>82486110
Why such hatred for the left-handed?

>>82486600
In "Memoirs of an Invisible Man" he would quickly digest food and it would turn clear when it left his body.

Destroy every capeshit movie set

Become pusy slave of emma roberts

By no circumstance would I want to keep myself a secret, as soon as I do that, the danger of being killed accidentally or caught to be experimented on increases, so I'd be quick to shout about my invisibility to any form of media outlet willing to lend me an ear.
Then I'd move somewhere sunny, star in porn, there's a definite market for an invisible man in the POV sector, and beyond that, maybe as a practical effects actor for both films and theatre.

>>82486528
>travel the world for free
Is the only one I'd consider, and then only if I had some invisible clothes/was immune to the elements.

I'd just take shits every where

>>82486924
>invisible clothes
you mean naked?

I think I just will kill people

>>82486982
No, like I was wearing clothes when turned invisible that got invisible with me. Don't want to die because of hypothermia while travelling.

i would leak nudes of all world presidents kek

then i would kill all world presidents and create anarchy

>>82475979
Go to high schools and put my penis in qt girls poopers.

>>82487220
reported

ITT people forgot that thermal imaging exists

Would help the world by offering my services to the police. Scare criminals while stealing something. Break into homes of suspicious people who watch certain things online and catch them.

>>82475979
>I'd suck the tits off her

>>82486528
>Dies from snakebite

Probably move to LA and live in famous peoples houses.

>>82487650
yeah bro, like everyone uses those these days, like you can't go out in the street and not get watched with thermal goggles and such, so cool, let's fukken watch game of thrones bro, i fucking love it, you like tyrion? i dirnk and i know things, ahhahaha so fucking great

>>82487650
But you don't look invisible on thermal, just a naked man walking down the street.

>>82487955
lol you're joking but I watch the second episode of season 6 right now

>>82488129
oh yeah dude it's fukken great, lol tyone and the kehellisi are so fuckken cool.

>>82488158
Still better than any capeshit or starshit