Who was in the wrong here?
>>82472498
>fucking prime 90s Elizabeth Hurley
>hire a prostitute
Who do you think?
Didn't Hugh Grant only become famous because of this?
Devine Brown.
I haven't heard that name since it was news and im 32 now so do the math... But her name instantly popped into my head
bill marher who stole my joke or whos writers did
>>82472704
The question is WHY would you get a BJ off a random black hooker when you're Hugh Grant and banging Hurley?
Strange
>>82472498
Daniel Cleaver. That's why Mark Darcy is the patrician's choice.
>>82472833
Because every piece of ass gets old, no matter how hot they are. Men are programmed to spread their seed far & wide.
Source: Married guy
>>82472833
because high test actors tend to fuck anything that they can get their hands on. He probably was itching for some and was away from his wife, thought fuck it and dialed a black whore
>>82472498
How did he even get caught?
>pay hooker to come to room
>pull out camera, take a few pictures
>porn production and thus legal
>>82472926
Yeah but why a random ugly black hooker? He could have walked into any bar, dropped the whole English "helloo ladies", and been balls deep without paying a penny.
I can only assume he was thrill seeking or some shit.
>>82472498
I'll never understand why celebrities get with hookers. You're rich and famous, you can fuck basically anyone you want.
>>82472987
In some car in a back alley iirc. Cops caught them in the act.
>>82472498
>tfw you get bored with birds and turn to blokes
>>82473024
Hookers don't go on instagram and post pics of you asleep in bed afterwards. It's a professional thing.
>>82473003
Because sometimes you might want a random black hooker. There's been times I've whacked it to ghetto trash too, and would prob fuck one if the chance came up.
The older you get, the more random ass you wanna tap. Doesn't much matter what it looks like.
This just reminded me that the first ass I saw in theaters was Julia Roberts in Notting Hill
I wonder if it was actually any good
>>82473052
>illegal even without hooker
So he's a retard. Probably didn't even get booked for soliciting, but for public indecency did he?
>>82472498
Banging top tier gets boring and normal after awhile. You need a bit of rough to appreciate the good shit.
Plus i imagine Liz Hurley to be a fucking nightmare to deal with
>>82473003
Self esteem. Prostitutes, esp. in america, will do and say anything you want them to. It might have been therapeutic for him to be told he has a big dick and be allowed to do anal without any coaxing.
>>82472498
Hugh Grant is a fag.
>>82473230
Liz looks like she might be a bitch honestly. I once had a gf that was seriously hot as fuck (she looked like a surf model), but she was a total cunt. It made the sex awful.
I've heard that Hurley wouldn't give head. That whore looks like she could suck your soul out through your dick.
>>82473230
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>>82473406
Hurley being a stuck up cunt is the most likely explanation. Sometimes a man just gets tired of the bullshit
>>82472926
Like you'd know.