Why did he fuck his mom and cum inside her?

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I guess I would do the same if my mom was Eva Green

>>82471419
Because he was a clone and she's not technically his biological mother.

>>82471419
>Eva we have a script about incest-
>I cleared my schedule, when do we begin?

>>82471506
Could you imagine doing that with the woman who raised you and gave birth to you

>>82471713
>Could you imagine doing that with the woman who raised you and gave birth to you
every single day anon
every single day

>>82471713

I knew a guy who fucked his mom. Shit always messed me up.

This movie would have been good if Matt Smith wasn't in it. I can't imagine myself as Matt Smith.

>>82471872
...go on.

>>82471684
>No, but Eva you might want to pass on this one there is this scene where you are sexually insinuating yourself to a very young kid. It might not want to do thi-
>I said, WHEN DO WE BEGIN?

>>82471872
Gj big guy

>>82471872
Details? How did you find out?

>>82471469
>I guess
faggot confirmed

>>82472004
>>82471940
>>82471920
you idiots, I bet that guy laughing all the way to (You) bank right now

>>82471872
i'm not even in to the mom thing(more of a sister fantasy kind of guy myself) but tell us about this. how did it happen, what was the aftermath etc. i know he may not have told you everything but tell us what you know please

>>82471684
>>82471933
She would 100% work on any indie movie /tv/ wrote with that premise.

>>82471918
>be her
>not fucking all the hot guys
>kill them instead

why?

>>82472059
>he thinks we took it as truth
How new are you faggot?

>>82471918
holy shit that was fucking dumb. it is way harder to decapitate someone then that, even for a man. the spin and tendons are a bitch to get through. did the producers of this movie never watch liveleak as teenagers or something?

>>82471920

Well, i don't know much other than the fact that he fucked his mom twice and didn't feel bad about it, but still needed to go see a therapist because his mother regretted the whole thing. But i don't think they stopped there, because before this his mother made him lose his virginity with a prostitute that she herself chose carefully and paid for. Every weekend she'd do that shit with. Take him out to search for prostitutes, choose the girl he'd fuck and then wait for him to finish (and sometimes see the actual fucking) before bringing him home. So i think she was into it from the start to regret it so much. Bitch was weird, she'd constantly ask me about sex stuff and tell me shit like how masturbating was healthy but i should have sex and shit like that.

>>82472113
because she's a pro
do you have idea just how much she wanted to fuck all those guys on screen?
sometimes you just have to do a movie to pay the bills dude
eva green is no different

>>82472121
>I was only pretending to be retarded
You don't see this type of reply everyday anymore

>>82472125
>it's way harder to decapitate someone like that

you mean impossible. it's impossible anon

>>82472213
>on the board with baneposting everyday asking about pedantic details
Keep digging that hole deeper retard.

>>82472168
>your mom will never curate prostitutes for you before fucking you herself
why live?

>>82472168
How fucking lucky can one guy be?

Was she milfy?

>>82472168
how old was he when they did this? oh and how good looking was the mom on a scale of 1-10

>>82472168
If you fucked her, you could have saved your friend. By that I mean your alter ego that you created to hide from the trauma.

>>82471419
Typical jewish degredation of traditional morals.
t. Eva (((Green)))

>>82472255
>>82472268
>>82472295

If you guys are so into it go fuck your mom

>but my mom is ugly

Yeah, that's how everyone sees their mom. Only degenerates see their moms in a sexual way.

>>82472317
I'll be a good goy and let Eva degrade my morals if you know what I mean

>>82472168
How do you know this?

>>82472317
Wow. Damn jews wrote Oedipus Rex too. I hate them so much.

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>>82472317

>>82472345
>but my mom is ugly
I'm >>82471855 though so I want to know who are you quoting

I like to imagine that Eva Green is the one who makes these threads.

POST EVAS NOW

>>82472345
can't speak for the other anons but i'm just curious, not into the mom thing. I just can't imagine how such a thing would happen. Sister? sure i could see that, two horny teenagers. but mom and son is crazy, so i wanna know how it happened. sue me

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>>82472446

>>82472451
If your mom were Kate Backingsale?

>>82471419
He literally just dumped a steaming load off inside her barren womb and left the scene. What the fuck man. It's what she wanted the whole time. Her whole purpose in life. His destiny fulfilled

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>>82472446

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>>82472446

>>82472486
post her autistic daughter plz

>>82472486
I would be molested by her so I wouldn't have a choice in the matter.

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>>82472527
>>82472528
yessss

>>82472486
>If your mom were Kate Backingsale?

can't say for sure. I know i would fuck kate, and i wouldn't fuck my mom. having said that, i think most guys when drunk and horny would fuck any chick above a 5/10 family or not.

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>>82472561

>>82472268
>>82472295

She was on her 40's back then, i think. Looked kinda hot, i guess. Nice looking body, but not the prettiest face. My friend was 17.

>>82472357

He told me. I, of course, didn't believed him initially, but i could see there was a weird vibe around him and his mom. She was behaving weider than before. She was always pushy and shameless, but the day he told me this shit she couldn't look at us straight in the face, they weren't really talking to each other and everything she asked him sounded more like pleading. Not like her at all.

And i knew about the thing with the prostitutes. I even got to follow them with couple other friends once. It was one of those things that are so pathetic it becomes hilarious. So it became a thing in our circle. Our pathetic friend that needs his mom to pay prostitutes for him to lay. How little we knew...

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>>82472529
Is she, dare I say it, /ourgirl/?

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>>82472446
>>82472561
sweet eva

>>82472592
that part between the titty and the armpit looks delicious. I want to bite it

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>>82472592
That neck is fucking LEWD

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>>82472648
>ywn suck those beautiful big puffy nips
why even exist

>>82472605
Does he still talk to her?

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>>82471419
incest aside, the film is actually comfy-core

>>82472735
>he doesn't know she had them reduced

>>82472757
I think the incest part is what makes it comfy

>>82472796
i like the fact that it's a woman living the childhood she missed when she moved away, that scene of them two wrestling on the beach encapsulates it perfectly

>>82472748

I'm not friends with him anymore. I soon got in a uni and that was it. No reason to keep talking with that friend who fucked his mom just because. I guess, though, if i search about him which might not be that hard that he might still live with his mom. She was a controlling bitch. She didn't let him go to any party no matter what, even with us coming in to reassure her and beg. Everything had a time-clock and he needed to have his cellphone on him at all times. Also treated him as a baby. Everything was he used, including clothes, was bought by her, and she would serve on a plate and forbid even of drinking soda.

>>82472757

My mom always did that shit with me. She'd smell me like a fucking dog. I always hated that. Specially when i was doing something that required concentration and there she was glued to my neck, or hair, or armpits, completely messing my shit.

>>82472988
god damn it holodecks cannot get here soon enough

>>82472527
"I'd lick her butthole," if you know what I mean.

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I cry everytime.

>>82471918
what the fuck

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I'd fuck my mom in her pooper if she was Eva w/o hesitation

>>82473219
>That groping
kek

>>82473304
Post more of her butt?

>>82473219
>not taking her dead body with you for necro sex later

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time to cover her up fellas, this objectification has gone too far

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>>82473476
is that so

She is, in my opinion, the most beautiful woman in the world.

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>>82473623
Pls go Eva.

>she has a twin
>she's out there
>somewhere

>>82473564
s u c c

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>>82473732
Not identical.

Also, Eva is a natural blonde.

>>82472363
>(((Oedipus Reis)))
Based Jews. Truly /our greatest ally/

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>>82473822

>>82473822
>natural blonde

I think you mean she was blonde when she was young. I was too, my hair turned brown.

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>>82473952
>"Some people may be shocked to learn you're a natural blonde"
>"I'm a dark blonde, yes. I dyed my hair blue then black when I was 14. I thought the colour was more flattering and matched my skin tone. I don't think I'd ever change back unless it was for a film."

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>>82473855
Joy is the superior sister..

>>82474029
wtf is a dark blonde. That's a lot of hair dye

>>82472125
yah i mean in those isis videos unless you aren't doing it with a quick jerk, it's pretty messy and takes a good 15 seconds

>>82473219
>nipples get erect as she dies
pottery

>>82474067
she probably meant dirty blonde and frenchie dont know better

>>82471918
>not asking her to fuck the headless body
>why bother

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Anyone see this pile of shit? I liked the eating scenes.

>>82474484
How bad it is?