Many of you here today fought against me. Many of you wished me banned. Many of you perhaps still do.
But I hold no grudges and seek no revenge. I demand only this:
That you join with me in building a new /tv/, a /tv/ that offer Films, Series and Kino to all its thread, not just the privileged few.
Support me in this task and old reporting will be forgotten. Oppose me and /tv/ will not forgive you a second time.
Anons! Shitposting is over.
>>82469941
Snivelry!
>>82469941
Haec tot barnacles...
He will suck Posca's cock if asked and I say
VVIII!!!!
>>82469941
>teleports behind you and stabs you 23 times
psshht nothin personnel, tyrant
>mfw I read that in his voice
>tfw when you found out that caesar was really killed
holy shiet
>>82469941
That's fucking slave talk!
Is mark antony really as dumb as he was portrayed in the series?
>>82472198
no, show antony was based af
>i am not leaving this bed until i've fucked something
>>82472422
>based as fuck
>considered betraying caesar when pompey is winning in greece
>>82469941
13th!
the 13th meme needs to die
she wasnt even sexy
>>82472198
He wasn't particularly bright anywhere except in the saddle. He was very petty, was a terrible and corrupt politician, had no true loyalty to Rome as an institution, and was notorious for borrowing huge sums of money and never paying it back. If anything, the show was far too kind to him.
>>82471657
YOU ARE ROME'S HELEN OF TROY
BUT THEN
but then
>>82475243
atiasbush.webm
>>82473244
He briefly had his doubts about winning a seemingly impossible situation. Then he rejected it and BTFO'D Atia
>I had not realized until now what a witches old hag you are
Mark Antony was pretty based. Problem is he was now much better second in command, He shoulda followed Octavion as the new caeser.
I appreciate that there has been so much Rome talk lately on /tv/. What brought it back?
>>82474955
Defecator, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place
>>82475789
Thanks man. It's all me.
>>82475364
A WOMANS ROLE HAS ALWAYS SUITED YOU
>>82476616
>>82475364
why didnt cicero have the balls to say this himself?
He was a keyboard warrior
>>82476672
He wants to stay healthy
>>82475789
I just started watching it on hbo now since I finally finished sopranos
I'm on season 2 now
>>82472422
HE WORSHIPS DOGS AND REPTILES!
HE BLACKENS HIS EYES WITH SOOT LIKE A PROSTITUTE!
HE DANCES AND PLAYS THE CYMBALS IN VILE NILOTIC RITES!
>>82476616
>>82476763
I WAS WEARING EYELINER
SHE WAS WEARING EYELINER
>>82469941
Funny as heck.
>>82470037
I laughed out loud
>>82475789
It's really only me.
>>82472198
He wasn't a good politician. He was a great general though.
He had a weakness for alcohol, gambling, and women. Pretty bad combo there.
>>82472198
he was a military genius and based as fuck
>>82478669
Pretty great combo if you ask me
>>82469941
et tu baneus?
>>82478728
That's really, really funny.
If you're really interested you should read
Plutarch's life of Marcus Antonius
http://penelope.uchicago.edu/Thayer/e/roman/texts/plutarch/lives/antony*.html
And about shitty aspect of him, read
Cicero's Phillipic
http://perseus.uchicago.edu/perseus-cgi/citequery3.pl?dbname=PerseusLatinTexts&getid=1&query=Cic.%20Phil.%202
>>82478843
Those are pretty funny
/funny/
>>82478678
also funny
/thread
>>82478678
No, he wasn't a military genius at all. He was a competent commander, but other than that he wasn't anything special. Caesar was the military genius.
He was based though, I'll give you that.
>Agrippa
>a boy
dropped
>yfw you realize Octavian chose a whore who look like her sister
>>82480504
Octavian also has a thing for being choked during sex. Mark Antony nearly strangled him to death as an adolescent.
>>82474955
I PISS ON THE XIII
>>82474955
>"Bruno [Heller] once did outline a story that he was going to start the whole series with,” Stevenson said. “An 88-year-old Pullo going down to the riverside by Vorenus’ tomb, or sarcophagus, pouring wine on it, taking a sword out while sitting there on the banks, looking at the glistening river, and committing suicide.
>“And as he has his face hit the sand on the banks, a fish jumped out of the water, and the silver light on the fish caught the sword, which brought us right into that first battle with Lucius Vorenus and [Titus Pullo] where he breaks ranks.”
http://www.denofgeek.com/us/tv/rome/252090/hbos-rome-ending-was-originally-very-different
Damn, this is some hardcore bromance
>>82480918
about what i'd expect from reddit
>>82475374
>half a day and still no webm
I'd throw you all off the tarpeian rock