SNL General

link? what channel? britbong here

DOES THIS MEAN IM KNIGHTED

>>82469424
NBC

>>82469199
>Capsbro

what the fuck?

He hasn't posted in, even started one of the threads, in a LONG time. Is that really you, Capsbro? Are you back?

is SNL still doing the drumpf btfo stuff? or do they not compete with colbert anymore?

>>82470469
Yes

>>82470487
of course they are

it's given them their highest ratings in decades

>>82470592
Welcome back. Will you be providing us with screencaps?

>>82470469
He posted in the thread I made a few episode back when I said the same thing.

>LCD Soundsystems

You know the season's almost over when the musicians become "Who?"

>>82470671
Jesus Christ what a moron

He was big 10 years ago

>>82469199
>chris pine

not even the star of wonder woman, which doesn't even come out for a month

FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!

here we go

holy shit kate looks SUPER FUCKING HOT

>>82471049

Did you know she's apparently lesbo?

Mika and Joe are so repulsive.

Why pick on Joe and Mika! They're non-offensive and adorable. Plus they just got engaged! Leave them alone!

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>having no T

>>82471049
T H I S
H
I
S

>>82471087
yeah no shit

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>getting me erect fresh out the gate

>>82471090
and they're fucking each other

Stream?

>>82471094
are they really having a skit about them? someone screencap pls

>>82471118
And they have been for years while they were married to other people.

>>82469895
Cheers

link here

http://www.stream2watch.cc/live-television/united-states/nbc-live-stream

Holy fuck she looks hot like this

>>82470671
You have shit taste in music and your ignorance is as worse as being a namefag on /tv/ of all boards

What about that intern that died in Joe's office?

>>82471127
here dude >>82471165

I never knew short-hair Kate was best Kate

fuck

I want to ejaculate my entire load of semen inside of Kate's mouth.

>>82471171
thank god its not just me
what the fuck is going on?

>tfw she will never bite your nose

The sketch could be a lot better if they had Trump beat on Joe and Mika for a bit.

Mooney is money

>>82471213
Hahaa I'm like wtf

LCD WHOsystem?

I just want to go to McSorley's once before they close.

in b4 musical monologue

I'm calling that mexican chicka with the mental disability as my waifu.

>>82471240
SHUT THE FUCK UP MOONEY

GOD I'M GONNA FLIP OUT IF YOU'RE IN MORE THAN LIKE 1 SKETCH TONIGHT

Are the rumors that Chris Pine might swing the other way or at least be bi true then?

is Pine a manlet

>>82471190
*killed

who the hell is kate?

is he out?

Nancy Whang is based and sexy.

Is this the new Shatner?

>>82471281
he's 6 foot even, just barely made it

>>82471272
Hold on to your butt. Its a big night for me.

>>82471281
never mind.

he's about as tall as Leslie

Wait what is he promoting then?

>>82471332

Wonder Woman.

>>82471332
Wonder Woman

Hell or High Water was immensely better than any movie the other Chris' have been in.

>>82471315
No way. They always lie.

>>82471273
You're thinking of Evans. Pine is the one who was Olivia Munn's straight bf.

>>82471266
dubs of truth

This is embarrassing. I wouldn't be able to do this?

Sings like him. Make him sing Mr. Tambourine Man.

lel they are referencing a meme

>>82471273
Clearly.

Alright, this opening alone makes me not want to watch this episode. Have fun, /tv. I'm going to bed.

Pine is a handsome man.

>that blonde dancer
HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGHHH

I'm only here for lcd soundsystem

>>82471384
Your loss fag

>>82471384
Vanessa is going to do a sketch in the nude later on

Can you believe these shitlords put Wonder Woman on a protein bar?

>>82471404
Go to bed grandpa

Any other /mu/tants here only watching for LCD Soundsystem?

at least that was short and didn't have any cringeworthy Star Trek jokes

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>>82471428

>>82471429

Star Trek might be done. The third one did kinda badly.

>>82470671
Lcd was the bowie of the 2000s

why is snl ripping off /tv/ memes now?
the whole
>alright this time we settle it: which one is the best chris
thats our thing
we started grouping and comparing them first
and they have been making many references to us

someone on snl browses /tv/

>>82471459
a fourth one has already been been greenlight

>carmen san diego

holy shit it's been forever

Oh man, right in the nostalgia.

>>82471428
What time do they do they usually do the first song?

alright this seems like a promising idea for a sketch

>>82471459
That guy was murdered after trying to expose pedowood. He played one of the main guys so I guess the series is over.

>>82471428
Me

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where is she bros?

>actual children

what the fuck

Whoa! A rare SNL cunny!

I hope they reference the Bill Nye gender shit

>>82471452
>british heart throbs

They fucked with Kelly Anne for months telling her to fuck off and now that she's finally fucked off they are still fucking with her.


***

Shasher looks exactly like the black woman on the actual Carmen Sandiego show.

What? That was way too fucking short.

>MOONEY ALREADY
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

short and to the point

I liked it

someone on SNL listens to comedy bang bang. Huge character on the latest episode that says gumshoes and does the whole carmen sandiego thing

[squatting intensifies]

Eastern European emo! Good shit tonight.

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Can't hear the Chief without thinking of CBB now.

>>82471563
>HUR DUR SNL SKITS DRAG ON FOR WAY TOO LONG
>HUR DUR THAT WAS TOO SHORT WTF

you fucking niggers

Mooney is money

CHEEKI BREEKI

>>82471556
>They fucked with Kelly Anne for months telling her to fuck off and now that she's finally fucked off they are still fucking with her.
i mean yeah she's a horrible human being and a literal whore who deserves to be fucked with

>>82470602
Why are people waisting their time to hear edgy Trump take downs that make the Bush era look like the Obama era in comparison? Especially since you can just go on twitter and read hundreds of bots tweeting nonsensical bile.

I dunno what this is parodying, but it should be more of the Carmen Sandiego parody.

>>82471572
or maybe somebody on SNL was a kid in the early 90's

also, this Putin thin is fucking terrible

when the fuck is mooney going to kill himself?

seriously, chris farley od'd but we have to deal with this shit????

I miss Good Neighbor

>>82471646
AGREED

>>82471619
>she's a horrible human being and a literal whore
How is she horrible and do you have proof she's a whore?

Song for Peace = me.

hah this seems funny

is this the only thread?

>the state of post-Farley SNL

>>82471568

hes been funny lately, although i do think he should be rerserved for weekend update and "commercials"

Did they get new writers?

who here /cottoncandydanceparty/

>>82471619
cringe

>>82471666
This.

Mooney has wasted his time just being a background character for the last 4 years or however long he's been on i don't even know

>>82471719
Seems like they let beck and mooney write the show so far

Cotton Candy Dance Party

Backpack Fashion show

These are good names for bands.

>>82469199
I thought LCD broke up

Heh. Zoot suit. Thats one of those inherently funny terms.

I already fell asleep, did I miss anything? How was the monologue?

MOONEY IS MONEY

>>82471731
butthurt trumpfag

>>82471741
Oddly, it's working.

COTTON CANDY DANCE PAWTY

BACKPACK FASHION SHOW

HAVIN THE TIME OF THEIR LIVES

>>82471765

shut up, kyle

>>82471758
One or two smiles so far

>>82471353
>Chris Evans
>gay

Trust me I have a gaydar and Evans isn't in the slightest. Pine on the other hand...boy is deep on the fucking closet.

haim is hot

>>82471819
no they arent you numale redditor

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>>82471765
sam hyde knows this

>>82471819
yeah, I got a thing for Jewesses

>>82471819
I missed it. Are they on next week? I claim the bassplayer as waifu.

>>82471848
NO IDEA WHO SAM HYDE IS BUT HE SOUNDS LIKE A RETARD

PROBABLY JUST A FUCKING ALIAS OF KYLE MOONEY

I just want my LCD Soundsystem and sexy Nancy Whang pusy.

>>82471871
yeah, they're on next week

>>82471848
>raping
um???!?!?!?!!

>>82471848
well kyles youtube stuff is really funny

>>82471897
NOICE. WHo's hosting?

>women in suits

Damn, they're really going for the nostalgia crowd this week.

>the boy is mine
>two white women

cultural appropriation!

was this tlc or destinys child?

CHAD REEEEEE

>>82471924
That fat bitch

>>82471924
>WHo's hosting?

funniest person on earth

>>82471945
it was the one with the young black women

There's been too much singing on this show lately. There's been at least five singing segments on each episode.

>>82471924
Melissa McCarthy

>Vanessa or Aidy
Gee I fucking wonder

>>82471945
Monica and...I wanna say Brandy?

This is what happens when you give women creative control

>>82471945
Neither. It's Brandy and Monica

>>82471924
Sean Spicer

>>82471952
Shit. I'll watch anyway. I liked her on Gilmore Girls and nothing since.

Guys, does Vanessa swallow?

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>a diabetic mother of two or a childless MILF with an eye for design

>>82471945
>>82471989
originally monica and brandy
recently remixed with a destiny's child song

>a childless milf with an eye for design

I kek'd

B O Y

>a childless milf with an eye for design
muh dick

>>82471997
>hur dur ....i wanns say
dont act like you didnt just look it up on google faggot

>>82471917
yup
he's had like 3 of his own sketches on SNL but he's been relegated to random background guy for the most part

Since when can Chris Pine sing?

2 dozen writers have three weeks off to come up with something and this is the garbage that makes it to air.

Fuck Lorne and his squad of hacks.

>>82472011
She's a spitter.

>MOONEY IN ANOTHER SKETCH
FUCKING KILL YOURSELVES SNL WRITERS

More Mooney. I told you guys

why is there so much singing tonight?

>another mooney sketch

just kill me now fampai

I like this reality house skit

This episode is kinda funny so far t b h.

>>82472037
he was in Les Mis you uncultured pleb

>autists hating based mooney

This is the goodneighbor vibe i've been craving

>>82472061
is money, no?

>>82472078
GET BACK IN YOUR FUCKING DRESSING ROOM KYLE

this is funny, you mooney hating fags are lame
its not even a funny meme

Who keeps letting Mooney in the writers room and why?

>>82471622
The Sean Spicer impression that the fat ghostbusters cunt did was actually kind of funny, and really the only halfway decent thing SNL has done in years. It's entertaining enough anon, better than them fellating Obama nonstop.

baby man is a star. whats this dudes name?

I think this is their real lives.

>>82472086
Si

>>82472117
god damn you are one butthurt trumpfag

>>82472102

its not meant to be funny. he is litersally a hack

A wild Antifa appears

Damn, EVERY sketch should have Mooney!

what the fuck is this?


THE ALCOHOL ISN'T WORKING ANYMORE

>>82472161
>>82472161
why is a hack???

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>>82472154
>this sketch mocking the trump administration's retarded spokesman is pretty funny
>trumpfag
????

>>82472165

*no sketch should have mooney.

This episode is fantastic so far 2bh

>>82472165
Shit's funny tonight. Or I'm just getting drunk.

WE WUZ KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE AND SHIT

Were the writers thinking about the 90s?

WE WUZ KANG ARTHUR

>SNL is so desperate to be liked they're literally dispatching mooney shills on /tv/

they have to ruin it with pete davis
everything you guys meme about mooney is actually true about pete

pete fucking sucks and isnt funny and doesnt try at all
i hate how hes just there to have a young male
hes not sandler, hes not even fallon
fuck pete, get rid of him

Fuck yes, based LCD Soundsystem time.

>>82472217
yeah, there's a weird 90's nostalgia theme tonight

>Pete Holmes shows up and ruins the sketch

>>82472217
No - reality shows in the 90s had real drama.

Google "bitch slap heard around the world"

>>82472188
If you don't love god emperor Obama you worship god emperor Trump, it's that simple.

my friend was literally like lcd only ever existed to get on snl. this is happening?!

i only know one lcd soundsystem song
its
>get innocuous

well im going to go use the bathroom now

>>82472227

its pretty fucking sad. i wouldnt be surprised if it was kyle himself desu. who the fuck thinks he is funny? only good for weekend update characters and even then fucking limit it please. him and zamata can just fucking leave already and i hope pete follows closely.

SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN COMB!!!

Look at these old motherfuckers. Why is this allowed?

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>>82472267

Why is SNL's live mixing always fucking dogshit?

>>82472227
>so desperate to be liked

This year's season premiere was the highest rated since 2008 and the season as a whole is up over last year. I don't think they're worried about this place.

me in the back

>>82472331

dogshit shows have dogshit employees and have dogshit viewers. we are dogshit.

This is just noise.

nancy wong 2 towers tattoo whoa

Based al from hot chip

>>82472362
shit mixing, as usual. also, filtered. tripfags should all die.

you will never be the guy whose musical instrument is to dance around in a funny hat

I need that hat

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Guys, why can't women be all over me like that?

Why is there some fag in the background just dancing

That dude dancing in the back is the funniest thing about this episode

I've only heard the name before but never actually listened to this band's music. It's not bad.

>>82472361
>we are the dogshit.

So 90s

are those even instruments? looks like shit for a 50's scifi

>>82472362
See>>82472331

me in the afrikan hat

Modular synths are so fucking cool

wait are white people back? how is this so shameless?

>>82472415
same here

/tv/ in the hat

>>82472415
Listen to someone great.

>>82472232
I'm actually confused about the mooned hate. I mean I've been following good neighbor since I found out about them like 10 years ago, so maybe his ironic shit just doesnt resonate with the autists here

If Edison and Tesla saw the monstrosities we've created with their invention they would put aside their differences and fight together

why is steve bannon singin on snl?

I tried to watch an old SNL clip of Tracy Morgan on the NBC website earlier, but it's so terrible that the only way I could watch it was to copy the embed code into a blank html file. NBC are masters of incompetence.

>>82472466
James Murphy is a legend kid

>>82472501
I liek noisecore

Dude in the back managing the modular synths is MVP. That was definitely one of their more rocking sounding songs. Obviously they couldn't play one of their 7+ minute songs, though.

Surprised you guys didn't catch this line

>When oh, we all start arguing the history of the Jews You got nothing left to lose

>>82472494
mooney is funny
faggots on this site just like to shit talk because they are failures

Would Mooney make a good Weekend Update host??

Ah, WU. Maybe this'll be good.

>the mooney shills are back

That was a way better single-type song than Drunk Girls. Hyped for the new album.

>>82470671
are you retarded?

>>82472559
No, beck probably would

>invented sickle cell

lel god damn

DUDE WHITE MALES

Are we going to have live watch threads for the Weekend Update summer series?

No Cecily tonight. She must be finally giving birth

Bannon's too easy.

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KRUMDDD

>>82472619
That's how life is.

YOU'RE THE BEST...

>ripping off Craig Kilborn

>>82472615
weekend update is the worst part of the show but it became bearable once that faggot mayer left

>>82470671
kill yourself

>>82472656
>trumpfags are literally this butthurt

>>82472662
I wouldn't know.

at first i was upset about the random tarran killam departure but honestly mikey day has fucking killed it in everything. he is their best bet at replacing kenan at this point.

DAMN I WANNA CUDDLE WITH VANESSA

Michael Che is funny. Stand ups are always the best SNL cast members.

I love Dawn

did Kyle write her lines?

Vanessa Bayer needs to get fired, why do they keep letting her do Weekend Update sketches? They're never funny.

And Sasheer Zamata is a black hole of talent.

>>82471094
They picked on them because Joe called Clinton's recent speech pathetic and took some potshots at her during the past week.

is bayer pregnant

hmm...vanessa in tight dress...yummy

>>82472700
I wanna cuddle with melissa

>>82472695
Mikey Day is the tits. He's been great

check out that bod

Wow, a good WU character from Vanessa. Go figure.

>>82472714
Lel this.

LCD Soundsystem sounds like fucking U2

That was a fairly accurate local metereologist impression.

>>82472714
must have, it was hilarious

WHERE IS MELISSA?????

who /sp/ here?

hap

This Dawn character is good.

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>>82472782

I haven't laughed once yet. I always last at least twice during the show.

Vanessa looks like she lost some weight.

>>82472782
>only place for racism is the hats

Got a good kek my fellow /sp/artan

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>ywn pump all of your seed and strength into Vanessa's womb

>>82472803
thanks for the update, faggot

>>82472767
she appeared for two seconds a few sketches ago

>Leslie Jones
ugh

LOL IT"S COOL TO BE BLACK AND HAVE A TENUOUS GRASP ON THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!

LMAO LE SASSY LOUD BLAVK WOMAN

What do you call that hairstyle?

HARAMBE LIVES!

>>82472862
The Don King

LOL LEAST THREATENING WHITE MAN VS MOST THREATENING BLACK WOMAN!!!!

>>82472862
the marv

srs question. could she take colin 1v1?

>>82472862
How do you say JUST in ebonics?

Oh god I'm getting nauseous.

jesus christ leslie is not funny.

>>82472889
Yes

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this segment

>>82472874
i said the marv from home alone but youre more accurate
>>82472894
drop the T
>juss

>>82472894
JUS'

>>82472734

based off their career relationshiop, i actually think the killam departure was on positive terms for him to persue other things in the industry, as hes been directing as of lately.

i think he talked to lorne and said that hes going to leave but he wants him to replace him with mikey.

what if it turns out this is just tracy morgan post accident surgery, is it funny then?

What the fuck was that?

>>82471428
My dad. He just left after the weathergirl shit.

>Clinton joke gets gasps and boo'd
kek the butthurt, was the funniest joke of the entire Weekend Update

HAVE INTERRACIAL KIDS!!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL

>>82472922
Actually I thought of something better just after I posted that

The Don KANG

>>82472929
Tracy hosted SNL after the accident.

Jesus that was a momentum killer

Well, that got awkward to watch with my parents fast

that was a classy condom commercial

>>82472943
Colin always stands behind his jokes and doesn't pander to the audience. Michael too, and they both support each other's jokes. I like that.

>>82472962
Go to the kitchen and grab a knife, stab them each at least 47 times. Problem solved.

>>82472955
best episode of that season

Is grey goose halal?

Baywatch has graphic nudity?

plz b daddario

>>82472962
Got a feeling my kids will be watching in their rooms next week

>>82473018
probably has some randoms tiddies

im behind timewise, but i just wanted to join the fuck kyle bandwagoin thats going on. fuck kyle

I already like this sketch.

>>82473034
what are you doing on 4chan if you have children what is wrong with you

Between reddit and this faggotry ru pauls faggot agenda is paying for exposure.

>>82473056
>behind
Isn't this being aired live?

Based Rupaul skit.

>>82473081
It's been on the air forever.

>pretending to not know about something which could embarrass you
we've all dont this
hell someone in this thread has already done this

>>82473076
4chins been around a long time, you're here forever

>>82473076

although true, i lold

>>82473087

its called alcohol and tivo retard

it's an obvious ad episode

>>82473056
Alaska or Hawaii faggot detected

>>82473081
>literally the very mention of a transvestite triggers trumptards
lmao

>another singing skip
jesus

>>82473116
I have no idea how tivo works tbqh

>>82473018
Sorry, it's dong.

>>82473134

alcoholic tivo fag axually nigger

That was abrubt.

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I was reading the comments on the reddit front page earlier and they were trying to normalize pedophilia.
Nobody was shitting themselves or anything.
I don't know if the chuckle heads at /pol/ were messing by being subversive or people scraggly believe that pedos are good

>>82473167
>kyle hating bandwagoner alcky
>calling others a nigger
IRONICAL

is this show good?

>>82473203
Oh it's fucking happening. Gender fluid is going to become a thing.

>>82473203

why did you post this here, why do you exist, any why didnt your mother swallow

>>82473212
It was until WU killed the momentum

Why isn't /tv/ talking about this show?

>>82473203
wat

>>82473203
>normalize pedophilia
so reddit is 4chan now?

>>82473210

>liking kyle
>too young to buy alcohol

it all makes sense now

>>82473238
I remembered it because they were talking about fag shit on SNL

Mooney is money

did i need to watch the show to get that sketch

because i didn't get it all

Can I get a quick rundown of that sketch? Missed the point.

>>82473295
>>82473298
youre among friends

>>82473275
>making up allegations
leave it too a worthless drunk to talk nonsense

>>82473295
>>82473298
it's a commentary on how men don't really give a shit about women's problems, even if they don't want to actively cause women harm.

>>82473292

mooney is the opposite of clooney

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>see netflix we have one too

They had the best waifu but normies didn't care

>>82473203
It's funny seeing how this sites view on loli and pedo shit has gone from a joking and loose attitude to this alarmist fear of degeneracy happening.

I mean the jb and loli threads where just joked about ok b and people barely got buttmad or scared. This site is now a right wing mirror of the left's triggered self.

>>82473295
I've been watching it. Shit's fucked up and dark. I recommend it.

>>82473319

leave it to a simpleton child to like child based humor

>>82473341
I think it's a result of the moderation.

Downloading Handmaid's Tale now. Is it worth bothering with? Kind of sorry I missed slave days.

>>82473341
The idea of people complaining about degeneracy on 4chan will always be hilarious to me. I mean, how fucking new does someone have to be to do that?

and now... Star Trek

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>suddenly more mooney fans in the thread than there have ever been before

>>82473338
normies have actual wives and girlfriends instead of waifus

trek sketch

I need more of that retarded mexican girl. She was only in one sketch but barely.

>>82471404
same senpai

Le Black Science Man

>>82473386

not that new. 4chan has always been 4chan, it has never changed.

BLACK SCIENCE MAN

>>82473203
>Random person coming into the thread and trying to discuss \pol\ out of the blue
Reported

Kek black science man

>>82473403
If I had her on contract....

>>82473321
The only words I heard were "you might want to leave him he's conservative" Did I hear that wrong?

what the fuck is a mcchicken biscuit

>>82473358
haha youre going to be in this thread well after the episode has finished and wont get to actually contribute to the discussion

hahaha youre a worthless drunk kek

>>82473416
you're an idiot

>each star trek character played by a cast member except for sulu being played by a random old asian dude

>>82473416
Nobody was complaining about degeneracy until /pol/ came around, you fucking newfag.

>>82473416
Your newfag is glaring

NOW THATS A STAH TREK

Making Pine do Shatner!

Hahahahahaha. Faggot.

Mooney is money. Told you guys it was a big night

>>82473462
>people actually believe this

>>82473460
They don't have any Asians on the cast.

>>82473443

and youre a worthless child who wants more of the clearly least liked snl contributor.

how does it feel to be 14?

and im actually only 20 minutes behind after ffing through commercials

Sulu is actually pretty funny