Pick it up, wagecuck

>>82469013
Sometimes when the movie is close to ending and i have to pee, i just pour out the rest of my drink and pee in my cup. Then i throw that at the cleaning crew.

I mean it's their job to clean. If there weren't any messes, half the workers would get fired.

>>82469013
If theatre patrons didn't leave a mess, wagecucks would be out of a job

>>82469013
Are Americans really this messy?

>>82469165
just needs mopped

>>82469013
If this is that messy, how must the showers look?

>>82469013
youre supposed to leave a little mess, it's good for the economy not to mention it supports the growth of healthy bacteria for the theater-floor ecosystem

>>82469103
I do this too, feels good

>>82469013
Why are Americans such sub humans

>>82469165
Depends on if some wetback brought their family or not. Seriously, those fucks are the dirtiest cunts alive. Not even blacks are as bad.

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So I just watched GotG2 in the theaters in IMAX 3D.
So after it was over, I led everyone out the theater.
I purposely put my 3D glasses in the garbage bin and everyone behind me followed suit.
Then when I got past the glasses bin I dumped all my popcorn and beverage into it.
Then everyone behind me did it as well.
Mind you it was a full theater too.

>expecting me to clean and grab my shit and throw it in the bin after paying $84.99 + tip and taxes

>>82469282
it's a big country with 300 million and everyone has a smartphone. we're not more degenerate than the rest of the world; it's just easier to share the degeneracy.

if this was india they'd be scooping up turds

I throw my glasses in the trash bin and my trash in the glasses bin.

The last time this skinny little wage cuck started shouting "sir? Sir? Sir that isn't the intended receptacle! Sir Come back here at once"

I sprinted to the door and turned around and looked at the distressed wagies. laughing all the way to my mommies car only one phrase came to mind.

Clean it up wagie

>>82469338
>indians
>pooping indoors

>>82469298
>LOL I SHOOK UP ALL THE CANS OF FIZZY POP AND PUT THEM BACK IN THE FRIDGE, I'M SO LOOPY

>>82469338
was bait anyway

>>82469125
This. If you throw away your food you're being a selfish jackass.

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>>82469013
I earn 22 bucks an hour to clean that mess up; how is that american minimum wage going lmao.

How did you afford the movie ticket?

>>82469401
pretty shitty bait desu

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>>82469165
If nobody threw food any crab legs on the floor post-kino, what would the theatre-falcons eat?

think about it

>>82469467
yea disappointed mood leaves for dissapointing bait

>>82469013
this will take like a minute to clean, tops

one worker goes through and picks up anything in the cup holders
another follows with a wide broom working from the top of the theater

>>82469013
I'm really fucking glad that fat chink cunt and Trump will nuke each other. Burgers are disgusting.

>>82469599
Just put a dick in your mouth and relax tumblr.

>>82469422
Good boy points from mom

>>82469599
>*sees bait thread that is posted a dozen times a day on the tv board of an anime forum*
>"hmmm, how can I turn this political?"

neck yourself

>not being a gentleman and having your falcon sweep up the mess

>>82469794
how do you sneak your falcons in?

>>82469417
where do you live?

>>82469013
Ah, a disgusting mess.

Truly the Anglo-American "character".

>>82469013
>tfw I leave beer cans and junk food wrappers
P I C K

I T

U P

If you do this at a movie theater, fuck you. There is a trash can on the way out the door. Sincerely, the person cleaning up your mess

>>82470346
>If you do this at a movie theater, fuck you.

lmao@ this faggot

>tfw you're piss bottle rolls down the aisle and you get concerned but just realize some wagie will have to clean it and get a nice surprise

feels good

>>82469521
I tried to bribe a shoot to shoot this hawk that was blocking the screen in front of me and he hits a fucking eagle and we both get arrested and sentenced to direct the next mall cop movie.

I'm never going to the movies gaain

I thought that's why the drinks are $5

because you get to spill them for wagie to mop up

>>82470435
I do that on purpose, but uncork the top before I do, so it leaves a trail of piss up to my seat.

When the wageslave discovers the source, I'll be at the other end, and toss a lighter into the trail and walking away before the theater goes up in flames

>pshhh, nothin personnel kid

>>82470346
Be happy you have a fucking place of employment so just do what you're paid to do and clean the shit up.

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>Took a shit in a soda cup when I went to the bathroom
>left it in the bathroom cup holder

>>82469298
WAGEKEKS GONNA FREAK

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>>82470346
heh
next time i go im taking a big fat 3-day poo in the aisle

clean it up, wagie. where would you be without that precious $5.50/hour?

>>82469741
>not saving up your good boy points for tendies

>>82469103
>>82469254
>not urinating on the floor
You faggots planning on living there someday or what?

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>>82470856
That is almost pure evil. It's art and evil at the same time.

It's the theater's fault for overfilling the fucking popcorn. Every time I go to the cinemas alone, I end up dropping entire handfuls just trying to fucking walk to my seat

>>82469785
>an anime forum
I LOVE talking about anime on /tv/. What's your favorite?

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FIX IT TRADIE

>>82469013
>Americans are such pigs that the floors of their cinemas have to be lino
>because it isn't carpet the sound echoes and you can more easily hear the noises over people make
You americucks deserve this. The "cinema floors are sticky" meme only exists in your country.

>>82470721
>you need to...lighten up, wagie

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The 14 year old who will clean that up has a more successful life than you do as you are not only on 4chan on a Saturday night, but are one of the most retarded, least interesting people on 4chan as you started this thread. This is the best thread you could come up with. Really you just started this thread hoping random strangers give you attention. You also samefagged half the responsed to this thread. You're literally playing make believe, play pretend on the internet right now. You want to kill yourself but you're too much of a coward and no one would care or miss you if you did. Finally, your penis is small and you have trouble getting erections.

>>82470856
this is literally art

>>82471070
my favorite is a little anime called Kill Your Fucking Self, i'm not sure what it's called in moon runes

you should look it up though

I bring garbage from home into the theater

>>82471194
mmm chocolate milk

>>82471479
Actually, the title is "Kill Me Baby." Close, though. You'll get the hang of Japanese eventually, I believe in you.

>>82471441
>The 14 year old who will clean that up

Stop right there. Get the fuck out.

>>82471441
what kind of bird is that

>>82470346
Who typed this for you?

>>82471595
That is a flamingo. A majestic creature.

>>82471595
One of the beautiful creatures of God

>>82471441
>The 14 year old who will clean that up has a more successful life
>Cut to 14 year old about to pick up all that mess
>*record scratch*
>*freeze frame*
>Yup, that's me...you're probably wondering how I got in this situation

>>82471595
Lousiana pigeon
pretty rare actually

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>only get shit seat in the back because all the prime seats were given to nerds who preordered
>tip half full coke cup down the stairs

Post your favorite theater prank!

Mine is shitting in the empty popcorn bag after the movie for the wagecucks!

>>82470856
CLEAN IT UP WAGIE

>>82471595
ask australia

>>82471715
I've never actually read this but holy fuck it is the most bourgeois thing I have ever seen. Does that fuck really pretend to speak for the working class?

>>82471821
Mine is ripping my ticket myself because I'm not an idiot.

>>82471441
Bulletproof Bird

>>82471595
it is a parrot that has been JUST

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>>82469013
jesus fuck, only in 'murica

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post it already

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>>82473464

>>82469165
no black person has ever thrown anything in the garbage

the concept is beyond them

>>82471479
>>82471553
がんばって、アノンくん