ITS HERE BOYS

Why do you people care so much about capeshit and these retards reviewing it? Does it make you feel good when Mike agrees with your shit tastes?

Haven't seen the movie yet. Can someone give me a tldr gestalt of their thoughts?

>marvel at their ability to do nothing but hate on dc while sucking marvel's dick

what did jay mean my this

>>82468886
They uploaded the video about 10 minutes ago. Soooo....they loved it.

>>82468886
they loved it. Marvel's great. DC's shit and should take notes. COLORS. FUN. the usual

>>82468876
Fuck you little twink faggot jew. Back to plebbit.

god i love HitB

>Jay knowing immediately that people would bitch about being Marvel shills
Do they browse /tv/, or are youtube comments just as cancerous?

>>82468848
>I love these zany Youtoobers!

Is everyone here 12?

>>82469055
They get that shit on Twitch and in their e-mails.

they are becoming more reddit with each video

>>82468848
Are they able to express a single opinion which is not an exact copypaste of the standard reddit opinion?

>>82468876
fpbp

>>82468955
>they loved it.

Fucking plebs. It was shit

>>82469145
>REDDDITITTTTT MARVEL SHIL:S ARE REDDIT

Die in a hole Nufag

wow. so they truly are marvel shills after all

>>82468848

>Complaining about forgetting about a movie in a week
>They like GOTG2

Hilarious

>>82469219
they literally make fun of you fags for this shit

>>82469215
It's right in-line with the sort of shit Mike likes. It's schloky and focuses on character arcs.

>if we call ourselves shills then no one can ever call us that again because we are self aware!

>>82469251
the goyim know, change tactics

>>82468886
They loved it. It was everything they were hoping it would be.

>They do a sketch where they rail on YouTube review shows relying on talking points
>They proceed to review the movie through a series of talking points that could have been written by a Disney executive
What did they mean by this?

>>82469187
No. Jay once read something off his phone, and it was implied it was a reddit post. He agreed with it, as did everyone around the table including Mike. Look at where their funding comes from - what kind of people do you suppose would support their "patreon"?

>We will never get a HitB Warcraft or Kong Skull Island
why even live?

>>82468848
Has Mike lost weight? He looks not so disgusting.

>They liked it better than the first movie

TV BTFO

does anyone else notice how different they act when they're reviewing a marvel movie? it doesn't feel genuine like their other reviews

hmmmm i wonder why

$$$$$$$

>>82469289
They're so far up their ass on Patron money that they think their opinion is worthwhile and non-cookie cutter.

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>Still watching HitB

>>82469145
Except the michelangelo part was very ANTI reddit since they made fun of atheists you retard.

>>82469292
>Jay once read something off his phone, and it was implied it was a reddit post.
Literally what the fuck are you talking about?

>>82469308
They don't get paid for those because they're not Marvel capeshit or its direct competition.

>>82469251
Shill thing is stupid. Mike was pretty open about not liking Civil War (too serious).

He wants his "fun" movies to be campy and more focused on the characters, like the original Star Wars or all the older Star Trek stuff.

Compare everything he reviews comic book/Star Wars wise through that lens, and it makes sense why he likes and dislikes certain Marvel/DC shit. DC has been all serious so far.

>>82469321
You mean like when Mike shit on Civil War for being boring and pointless?

>>82469391
the marvel check bounced

>>82469219

Probably not but they are overly defensive little bitches

>>82468848
just watched

mike was in a fucking shitty mood

what's up with that

>>82469411
>overly defensive
They're not defensive. They're just making fun of retards.

intelligent people don't even watch capeshit in order to like or dislike it

>>82469361
Jay always pulls his phone out of his purse to "look something up", usually imdb, wikipedia, gay porn, twitter, and, as proven, also reddit. I always pay attention to this and can usually discern exactly what site he's browsing. The gay porn I have proof of because there was a reflecting in a beer bottle of his phone screen.

>>82468848
Sooooooo Mike, what did you think of the new BLACKED: Back in Black?

ehh it was ok

>>82469309
i also thought this when i first saw him

>>82469389
They dislike DC because it's clear they don't know what they're doing, from fucking up Suicide Squad to their edgy take on Superman, and now how they backed down with the grit and JL so far is all jokes.

Which they bring up on this HitB: Guardians of the Galaxy shifts in tone a lot (so shift changes are not a bad thing), but they like it because James Gunn makes it work, he knows how to pace the movie and use both jokes and serious stuff to strenghten characters.

>>82469289
it's ironic!

>>82469461
>Jay always pulls his phone out of his purse to "look something up"
Again, what the fuck are you talking about? When does he do this? On what show?

>>82469258
Mikes Italian they hate the jews they were with the nazi

>>82469437

OK, Jay

>it's so boring I feel like I'm watching blade runner

what did he mean by this?

>>82469391
>>82469389
>Mike was pretty open about not liking Civil War (too serious).
>You mean like when Mike shit on Civil War for being boring and pointless?
He had some criticisms, but still recommended it(gotta get that paycheck).

>>82469055
They are shills, so they know people are unto them.

>>82469468
Didn't they get butthurt about them being in a meme porn video?

>>82469321
They shit on Civil War First Captain America movie and Iron Man 3.

I'm not giving these Marvel shills anymore clicks can someone mirror the video?

>>82469484
Not that anon, but I think he means pre rec. Jay shows up on stream sometimes and they talk about movies and random nonsense. Sometimes either Jack or Jay will wonder about something (i.e. "what was that actor on X movie?") and either ask the chat or look it up on their phone.

Jack has mentioned he checks the RLM subreddit occasionally, but that's about it. Jay is mostly on Twitter and seldom does anything on facebook besides posting updates.

>>82469567
They loved Iron Man 3.

Is it honestly any surprise what movies they will and wont like? They're fucking normies of course they like normie movies.

>shit on Infinity War and Thanos, and how they don't give a shit about that
>excited about Thor:Ragnarok now

So they want 100% camp in their capeshit. Sounds boring.

>>82469572

They like the movie because it's "fun". I just saved you half an hour

>>82469497
Mike isn't Italian you retard. He's a polak.

>>82469595
it's not I wrote >>82468955 and I still haven't seen the video

>>82469597
capeshit is inherently camp as fuck

Jenny is getting fat bros. What do we do?

So does this mean we can throw their ENDLESS TRASH video into the trash?

>>82469597
>So they want 100% camp in their capeshit

Yeah they do. They've been honest about that. They don't think Superheroes should be anything other than camp shit.

>>82469597
Mike has said he prefers schlock super hero movies hundred times already. Where have you been?

>DC movies
>"the kid brother trying to imitate your cooler, older, more successful brother"

The shill accusations are about to ramp up

kek at the last 4 minutes trying to play down how they are sucking the marvel money dick

>>82469597
Did you miss man of steel where Mike asked why superman can't open t shirt with the S symbol on his chest anymore while running out of a telephone booth.

>>82468848

Is Mike retarded? He's always talking about forgetting the ending of movies

>>82469636

It's true though. Think of one movie normies like that r*ddit letter media doesn't like. They're plebeian in essence.

>>82469583
Did they like Iron Man 2 then? I thought they did shit on one iron man movie.

>>82469055
They definitely browse here.

Hi jay! :3

>>82468848
>capeshit
nothx

Yet again they prove their shameless hypocrisy and it's getting to the point where it makes me wonder if they're doing it on purpose

>>82469717
basically

>mike and jay talk about movie
>they like it, but point out a shitload a shitload of stuff they didn't like
>they don't like it, but point out stuff they liked
>tv goes all "LOL THEY LOVED IT"

>>82469680
Because you can't find a telephone booth anywhere anymore

>>82469474

There's nothing edgy about MoS.

>>82468848

Man this review is really opening my eyes to how much Jay and Mike love cliche trash. They actually would have preferred Star Lord getting seduced and the power of friendship bringing him back

>>82469643
No they don't. They just want a decent story with likeable characters and a proper balance of tone. If they always wanted 100% camp, they wouldn't have praised Logan.

>>82469764
The point is Mike and Jay think super hero movies should be campy because it's children stories anyway. They didn't like Civil War because it was gritty and political.

i dont know how a grown adult can enjoy gotg. it's pandering trash

it's a movie trying to be a fun adventure movie like the fifth element but fails in every aspect because it has no charm to it

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RLM is for plebs.
Who midnight screening master race here?

>>82468848
>Mike says he will have an open mind for dc movies
>DC have their chance will they take it?
Or will they just let Snyder Direct every single DC movie from now until the universe ends in a few movies

>>82469782
>They just want a decent story with likeable characters

Then why did they like GOTG2? It had a terrible story with obnoxious characters. Get some fucking taste, Mike

>>82468848
mike looks like he has been losing weight

>>82469813

They still recommended Civil War.

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>>82468848
>not watching the movie yourself and making your own opinion
fuck off reddit

>>82469857
>watching capeshit
>ever

>>82469821
Grandfather and grandmother loved this movie, though grandmother was a bit confused at parts.

>>82469782
Also they wouldn't have liked Nolan's Batman movies.

>/tv/ is mad these faggots prefer their children stories to be light hearted and not super gritty serious realism.
How can one board be so wrong?

>>82469832

Like if DC needed Mike's validation for anything.

>>82469870
i never said i watched the movie stupid faggot

>>82468848
don't these faggots watch anything besides capeshit. i don't need to know anything about capeshit movie #424 to know it's not worth my time.

money grubbing sluts.

>>82469821
The most hypocritical thing is that Jay has said several times on Pre Rec streams that he doesn't like The Fifth Element(which is a much better movie in the style of GotG), but I guess when you're not paid to have an opinion, you'll actually say what you really think.

Don't die yet haven't seen it.

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>>82468848

They were going to critique the movie but then the Marvel check cleared.

>>82469925
how the fuck does someone not like the fifth element but likes gotg? wtf? it's a funner movie with better acting and characters

did they really do a jennapost

Jay looks shitty in this vid... is he gaining weight? Lost in the sauce?

why do grown men watch movies for children?

>>82468897
He was taking the piss out of people who would say that...

>>82469925
Jay said he liked Fifth Element until Chris Tucker's character showed up and found him so obnoxious that it ruined the movie for him. He also said he hasn't seen it since he was a teenager and needs to revisit it.

But I guess it's easier to be reductive and oversimplify to make it look like you're making a valid point.

>>82469857
I don't like watching movies.

>>82469918
There are 3 videos in the last 20 that involve capeshit

>>82469918
They do more films that aren't capeshit. Just because you watch only their capeshit is your fault. Last year they reviewed 15 films on HITB and 5 of them were capeshit.

>>82469980
>not liking ruby rhod

plebs

>>82469925
>Jay liked one space adventure film, therefore he has to like ALL space adventure films
Fucking imbeciles here.

>Marvel is a boat that is going in the right direction where as DC is heading towards the iceberg

Mike I know you read these comments, kill yourself.

>>82470016
fifth element is a better movie than gotg and if you disagree i suggest you swallow your tongue

>>82469832

The last 5 Marvel movies made 4.5 billion dollars
The last 5 DC movies made 4.3 (26 mil shy of 4.4) billion dollars.

Everybody is always talking about how DC is getting crushed by they aren't really so far behind. If Suicide Squad and The Dark Knight had had Chinese releases they would be almost level

>>82469971
Because people who watch RLM want them to do capeshit so they do capeshit to get $$$? Is /tv/ really full of such dumb people that this has to be explained to them?

>>82469980
I guess it's easier to shill for Marvel and RLM to make it look like you're a redditor.

>>82468848
They lost the touch....

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Took Mike 19 minutes to reference Star Trek

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DKEKS BTFO

>>82469980
>not liking the best character in the movie
To be fair, he did say he was a teenager, and some of my opinions were fucking retarded and due to other reasons than the actual thing I had an opinion about

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Why do the Marvel checks always clear but not Star Wars checks?

>>82470032
He said it seems like they're trying to move the ship to miss the iceberg that is the capeshit bubble busting, based on this movie and what Thor 3 seems like it's doing. It's easier to misrepresent something to make your point though, good work.

>>82470070
his marvel contract has some stipulations in it

>>82470016
>GOTG is better than The Fifth Element because it has more memes
Your Reddit is showing.

>>82470070
Jay baited him, though, so doesn't count

>>82470059
>Is /tv/ really full of such dumb people that this has to be explained to them?
No it's full of people that understand but play dumb because they just can't stop bitching about RLM, even though they continue to watch every video they do.

What's the point of reviewing Marvel movies again? They always end with "it has faults but if you want to have fun go watch it". Well I don't want to watch 40 minutes of an obese dude and his twink telling me that the special effects are great. I know they're great, it's a fucking Marvel movie, where's the entertainment value if you can predict what they're gonna say about it 10 minutes in advance without even fucking having watched the movie?

>>82470010
They literally reviewed ALL capeshit though. Just look at this video, capeshit releases in America and one day later the video is already fucking online.

>>82470054
Nobody has disagreed with this. The thing is, look at the characters used. Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman, plus the Suicide Squad. Compared to literally fucking whos like Doctor Strange and Ant Man. Marvel has used it's big hitters already, DC did the same.

Marvel is ahead because it stepped up to the plate first, that's all. DC will catch up but it will come down to Justice League. Batman and Superman are way more popular than anything Marvel has. I suspect JL will break $1bn. With that, DC will be on top.

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>>82469918

>don't these faggots watch anything besides capeshit

What else would you expect from the living embodiment of the smug, detached Gen-X ethos.

I'd venture to guess none of them has felt a single sincere conviction about anything since childhood. They exist as polyps upon the colon of culture, satiating themselves on the perceived failures of others (i.e. "The Man") while adding nothing new to the discourse aside from ironic complaint.

They're a group of insecure, lost, rapidly aging burnouts who silently believe they could do a better job of making films than the professionals in the industry. Yet they lack the ambition and ability to actually enter the very industry they're obsessed with. They choose instead to fuck around and make student film piss-takes well into middle age.

They are awful, awful people. I've met thousands just like them, and the last thing we need is for these people to gain any attention for their navel gazing.

Please, /tv/, do not aspire to become anything like these people. Theirs is a lonely road leading to depression and a life devoid of real purpose.

I hope they disappear and their disaffected followers stop subsidizing their lifestyle. Perhaps that would force them to do something productive with themselves.

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>>82470116
>telling me that the special effects are great. I know they're great, it's a fucking Marvel movie

>marvel
>good cgi

they should really stay off 4chan and stop being so insecure about the viral marketing campaigns of multi billion dollar companies

>>82470116
And? They're doing what will get them money, retard. Either way they always review more films that aren't capeshit than they do capeshit. This is simple fucking math. Check their fucking videos.

>>82470129
tldr lol

>make a fake vlog cast about nerd shows shitting on doing what they are doing with all of Marvel's movies

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>>82470129

do they get youtube comments about being marvel shills or is that just coming from here?

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>>82468848

>Justice League using a pop song in the trailer is an attempt to go in the GOTG direction because they were the first to do that

Considering that they were taking the piss out of people thinking they're Marvel shills with an anti DC bias they sure did bring up DC a lot

>>82470116

Because those videos do well and especially now getting as many views as possible is important.

>>82470116
>the special effects are great. I know they're great, it's a fucking Marvel
What did he mean by this?

>>82470191
Are you implying DC isn't trying to copy gotg?

>>82470116
actually they rarely praise special effects, they even mentioned that they try to avoid mentioning special effects because they think the special effects in most movies are at least decent and not worth pointing out

>>82470208

I'm implying that saying trailers have never used pop music before GOTG did it is an outright lie

>>82470211
The irony here is that Mike mentioned that in the Doctor Strange review, where he also praised the cool effects

>>82468876
I'm gay and I put these videos on and close my eyes to simulate the feeling of men talking to me

>>82470117
Are you pathetic DC chucks actually counting the Nolan films? They aren't in the DCU. All DC has is fucking Batman everything else is shit and they can't just shit out more Batman movies since you can't beat Nolan anyway. Marvels films are good because they can make a fucking franchise out of literally who's and have it succeed. I didn't know who the fucking guarduians of the Galaxy were it seemed retarded but I saw it and it was actually pretty cool. DC will never get it they are tryhards and they will always fail they will attempt to shoehorn humour into their shitty Wonder Woman movie and fair

what are redditlettermedia's demographics?
are they mostly 40 year old manchildren or are they dumb fuck teenagers?

>>82470090
Who are you quoting? That's not what was said in the post you're replying to.

>>82470208

It isn't, dude. Trailers with rock music isn't something new. Fucking Beatles, even.

>>82468848
This was shit. They are in a steep decline.

>>82469980
>Jay said he liked Fifth Element until Chris Tucker's character showed up and found him so obnoxious that it ruined the movie for him. He also said he hasn't seen it since he was a teenager and needs to revisit it.
Post sauce nigger, sound like bullshit. jay is a hypercritical faggot.

>>82470191
Suicide Squad blatantly tried to copy Guardians of the Galaxy because of studio meddling, that shit is undeniable. The movie looked like it was going to be darker and edgier and all the sudden they throw in a bunch of shit like Creedence Clearwater Revival and Queen out of nowhere

>>82468848
>red letter media threads

Hey reddit, here for your daily shit posting?

>>82470230
>>82470252
>complains about shills
>is a shill
:^)

>>82468848
Jay: they could get rid of this character
Mike: it was fine
Jay: well I liked it (don't fuck me too hard daddy I'm sorry (._. )

>>82469826
>pol shirt
wew

>>82470230
Well it's a great fucking thing they did not say that then.

God, what kind of fucking retards are there on this board? It's like everyone is a 16 year old cunt.

>>82470268

I am a shill for pointing out that that pop/rock music being used in trailers has been a thing since fucking forever?

>>82470264

They were talking about the trailers

>>82470231
Jay is the one that mentions that, but he's not talking about the special effects specifically, he was talking about the visuals.

>>82470298
Yes. Fuck off

>>82470202
So rev up those shill threads

>>82470285
>So Jay what did you think of this movie?
>I thought it was terrible
>Really? Because I loved it
>Well I didn't HATE it...

>>82470251
It was implied. Learn how quoting works.

>>82470263
How is he a hypocrite? If he hated Fifth Element but told people he loved it, THAT would be hypocritical.

You faggots just say shit without even knowing what it means, don't you?

>>82470289

Except they did

How many "lol aren't we just the biggest shills?" jokes will they put in every marvel video from now on?

>>82470337
if he likes gotg more than fifth element he's not a hypocrite, he's just a fucking moron with no taste

MY GOD how many replies. I will return when this thread is confier.

I think Red Reddit Media are only away that gritty, and pop comic movies did not exist before Ironman or Batman Begins. I mean, The Watchman movie's ending made you go read the actual graphic novel. The same with 300. None of the Marvel movies made me buy their comics. NONE

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>>82468848

>We don't hate DC, we don't care lol
>Keep bringing up DC or no reason

>>82470129
How much you wanna bet Rich wrote this pasta.

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>muh fun
>muh colours
>muh schlock

Heard it already.

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>Mike's losing weight

>>82468848

I have to agree though. I don't care about Thanos either.

>>82470337
If he can like a movie with the same space hijanks that has done better. Jay is a fucking faggot.

>>82470372
DCU is that other shitty comic book movie franchise that does everything wrong

>>82470117
As long as DC manages itself correctly.

My old man, who enjoys watching the superhero stuff with me or his grandkids, enjoyed Man of Steel (as did I), but had no interest in watching Batman v Superman. He didn't understand A.) Why in the world would those two be fighting, and B.) How the hell is Batman supposed to stand a chance against Superman. Casual audience, who knows Batman/Superman from TV/movies are not familiar with Frank Miller's stuff.

Both my parents skipped that one, while they watched every Marvel flick (my mom skipped Man of Steel).

As weird as it sounds, WB/DC needs to be more aware of the more casual movie going audience and make sure its accessible for them. Not just fully rely on "they know Batman and Superman".

>>82470423
The thing is DC comics is shit except for muh Batshit

>>82470422

They can review a Marvel film without bringing up DC

>>82470423
I agree, Batman v Superman was simply too deep for most audiences to grasp. They need some more mainstream movies that could be enjoyed by everyone

>>82470423
>As weird as it sounds, WB/DC needs to be more aware of the more casual movie going audience and make sure its accessible for them.

That would be terrible. It would be nothing but action with quips and characters joking about how silly everything is to show the audience just how self-aware the movie is.

>>82470370
i read the watchmen comics after the movie. i fucking hated the movie. i only read the comics because people kept saying i should. i liked it, and hated the movie even more after i read it.

>Ironman trailer
>AC/DC Thunderstruck starts playing
They are clearly going for the GotG thing.

>>82470474
But why? So DC ducks aren't offended?

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How do they only have 500k subscribers?

>>82470454
>The thing is DC comics is shit

Marvel comics are worse. The MCU is good in spite of them

>>82470129
Nice job projecting yourself, Timmy. For someone who hates these faggots that much, you wrote a long paragraph, cowboy. Besides>>82469996

>>82468848
Half in the Bag? I thought that was replaced by re:View. Is Half in the Bag re-replacing re:Review?

>>82470501
Because there aren't so many manchildrens.

>>82470423
DC could have remedied this by giving Batman a standalone movie and Supeman one more and give them reasons why they might distrust each other and give you reasons to care about these characters. It's comical how when Superman died we are supposed to buy that the world loved him and saw this as a big loss. At no point between destroying all of Metropolis, causing Zod and Doomsday to come, getting the politicians blown did he come off as a lovable guy. Not once did I buy that he gave a shit about humans.

>>82470304
https://youtu.be/GwlzbpzyFdE?t=453

The irony here is that we're both right

>>82470495

Because they're triggered about people thinking they have an anti DC bias. Bit then again Mike has to drag Star Trek into everything as well. They're not very good an reviewing something without comparisons

>>82470501
Because Redlettemedia covers shit like weird, obscure VHS tapes that normalfags wouldn't be interested in

>>82470501
They need to shill harder to the Obango crowd.

>>82470567
So being normal is bad?

>>82470565
> they are triggered
They joke about retarded people but I don't think they are triggered

>>82470556

>DC could have remedied this by giving Batman a standalone movie and Supeman one more and give them reasons why they might distrust each

You can't understanding things with a single movie, dude?

>>82470557
Their Dr Strange review was fucking awful. The fucking movie was Ironman. They suck Marvel dick.

>>82470116
This post, although it was refuted by some obvious replies was 100% on point. Its why DC gets talked about so much more, every Marvel movie is like, fun, good, neat thing #102939 happened, okay stop talking about it its been 2 weeks.

>>82470609

Sure you aren't Mike

>>82470501
The audience for 40 year old men discussing movies made for children, easily impressed teenagers and nu-male college students is limited.

>>82470605
Dial back that insecurity, lad. Nothing at all of the sort was implied.

>>82470565
>Because they're triggered about people thinking they have an anti DC bias.
who gives a fuck? everyone has an "anti-DC bias" because DC is, has always been, and will always be fucking shit

>>82470556
> more Batshit movie

God plz no

>>82470623

Doctor Strange's biggest crime was just being boring

>>82470636
I'm actually Plunkett

>>82470620
I explained that I understood. It's not believable at all though. Superman can say as much as he wants how much he loved humans he didn't actually show it which matters. For Gods sake the Spiderman movies usually have a montage of him saving civilians something like that could have helped. The closest we got is when he arrogantly intervened in a CIA operation and got everyone but his hot girlfriend killed including Jimmy Olsen.

>>82470644

Yeah OK anon

>>82470476
>deep
Kill yourself.
BvS is galaxies away from even becoming as deep as any Kubrick film, and at least half of them are pretty popular to the audiences. Stop blaming audiences being too"dumb" just because they didn't like your pretentious intellectualoid shitty capeshit.

>>82470640
Angry Joe has like 3 million subscribers

>>82469606
We have no surnames like that. It's a czech surname.

>>82470699
>Superman can say as much as he wants how much he loved humans he didn't actually show it which matters.

The scenes with him saving people in the movies doesn't count, specially when the movie itself points out that he doesn't need to be out there saving people, that he has no obligation?

>>82468848
>they like it
J U S T
U
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>>82470710
I think that was a shitpost anon

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>>82468848
PamPosters BTFO

>>82470674
Yet they recommended people on seeing it instead of saying go watch Ironman because they would make the most fucking sense to criticize they fucking movie being nothing more than normalfag eye candy thinking they are seeing a visual of Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon for less than 5 minute in the movie.

>>82470641
>insecurity

what are talking about?

>>82470454
DC comics have been really damn good as of late, while Marvel comics has been absolute shit for over a decade now.

It's just oddly the complete opposite with the movies, and it's... strangely due to the same reason.

Marvel Studios/Feige was allowed to completely sever itself from the Marvel comics side/Ike due to Disney, and they're able to do their own thing.

WB for whatever reason intentionally severs itself from the DC comic people, and won't even really talk to most of them at all regarding story or ideas (with exception of their incredibly limited talking with Geoff Johns).

One of those instances where they would likely do BETTER if they did differently than Marvel. Bring in the comic guys, they're killing it.

>>82470746
The best scene in the entire movie that shows me Snyder doesn't give a fuck about portraying Superman as a good person is when Zod kicks a truck at him and he nonchalantly flies over it and smirks and it blows up behind him bringing a building down and killing everyone in it. Superman would not fucking do this.

Why do you faggots get so upset about the opinions of two schlubs on youtube?

That's a serious question by the way. Like, really? THIS is what your'e choosing to focus your negative energy on?

>>82470640
Being normalfag b-movie buffs who like pretty pictures in MUHvel movies does not warrant them 3 million subs.

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>>82470699

>The closest we got is when he arrogantly intervened in a CIA operation and got everyone but his hot girlfriend killed including Jimmy Olsen

There's a montage of him saving people throughout the world, for fuck's sake.

>>82470788
What's a good DC character besides Batman? (implying he's a good character)

>>82470822

Don't post that, anon. We cant have people knowing he's full of shit

>>82470808

>Zod kicks a truck at him and he nonchalantly flies over it and smirks and it blows up behind him bringing a building down and killing everyone in it.

That never happened in any movie.

>>82470843

Is this a real question? I feel like I could rattle off a whole bunch of names and you would shit on them anyway

>>82470423
>they should pander to the LCD for le upboats
Stop.

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>It's a "Jay mentions a smaller actor/director and what they've been in before" episode

>>82470843
>What's a good DC character besides Batman? (implying he's a good character)
This doesn't exactly feel like you're wanting to genuinely discuss this...

>>82470867
>That never happened in any movie.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWyTY6T_h90

around point 48. Enjoy.

>>82470886
No seriously like ones that non comicfags would find interesting and relatable who can be turned into a successful movie franchise

>>82468876
Film gob assfucked hahahahahaha

>>82470808
>nonchalantly
nope

>smirks
nope

>bringing a building down and killing everyone in it
yes, that parking lot falling was a complete massacre

>>82470843
>>82470886
All comic heroes are shit-tier/low culture trash.

>>82468886
recommended go see it.

>>82470822
>him dragging a boat in the artic shows him connecting with the individual human

No shithead it isn't the same as him catching a woman falling off a building or saving a cat from a tree.

>>82470986
Not the same person, but the Flash would likely be pretty successful at the moment.

>>82471020
> low culture trash
Get a load of this rampant faggot

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>"endless trash"
>make yet another video discussing yet another installment of endless: trash
So by "endless trash", they meant themselves?

>>82470986
Nobody thought of a talking raccoon and a tree to be interesting and relatable who can be turned into a successful movie franchise either three years ago, what makes you think you're a good judge of that?

>>82470984

Nothing what you described happened in that video. The building is a parking lot and there's no indication that is filled with people. None at all. Superman doesn't smirk after jumping the oil tank, he looks distressed after it explodes and turns his back to Zod to look at the destruction, giving Zod an opening to wreck his shit further.

>>82469391
They didnt like Doctor Strange either

>>82471009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWyTY6T_h90

minute .48. If you want to argue hes not smirking fine but I got the others right. That whole part oozed arrogance.

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>Peter finding his father, hit lots of marks for me
What did Mike mean by this?

>>82471042
>No shithead it isn't the same as him catching a woman falling off a building

He caught Lois from falling off Lexcorp building after Lex threw her down.

>>82471044
> the Flash
meh he's just a dude that runs around in a goofy costume he doesn't have a gimmick he's not a teenager he's not a war veteran he doesn't have an alcohol problem his villains are shit he isn't that funny

>>82471053
but they're being ironic and self aware so you can't criticize them for it

>>82469597
camp makes the best capeshit

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MoS wasn't great, but it sure as hell did not warrant the review they did of it. I'm sure if MoS was a stand alone these hacks would had given it more. Zod was a great antagonist. You almost wanted him to succeed. The supporting cast cast for him too. At least Faroa was an actual character for what little screen time she had.

>>82471089

You got nothing right. He doesn't even look proud about himself.

>>82471069
Either DCU doesn't have any relatable space racoons or they are too stupid to turn their space raccoon content into a movie franchise

>>82470501
this guy gives a detailed theory on why in a couple of posts

http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/71392991/#q71404182

Why are you guys arguing about DC movies in a GOTG2 review thread?

>>82471114
>his villains are shit

Well that's just wrong

They recommended a movie because they didn't hate it? So? That's what they do. Lol Even on films they don't like.

Hell I've recommended movies I don't like that I think my friends will.

This Marvel Shilling stuff is retarded.

What happens if they like Justice League and Wonder Woman?

Will that make /tv/ fags say they are shilling for DC? Will that make you idiots dislike the DC movies?

I hope so. So WB/DC shills will stop spamming this website with their bullshit excuses for trying to justify BvS.

Which is also funny. No one ever mentions Suicide Squad being shit on as much as BvS.

Y'all used to be consistent.

I miss baneposting

>>82471186
It's the elephant in the room. It's like parents discussing their smart successful child's career and marriage while the other dumb autistic child is in the basement

>>82471186
Nobody got money from parents to go watch it yet...

>>82471072
>The building is a parking lot and there's no indication that is filled with people
It's a disaster scene of course people will be hiding in places like that and besides they made no effort to show there wasn't anyone there nor Superman checking so fuck off with your semantics.

>Superman doesn't smirk after jumping the oil tank

He nonchalantly with the littlest effort flies right through the center of it all smug like as it blows up behind him and you can even see him looking back and seeing he fucked up but again there is no pay off. No Superman acknowledging he fucked up here at all. Most people suspect Snyder was never going to acknowledge the damage done to Metropolis until it became a big joke, one he acknowledged because the Doomsday fight wasn't as ridiculous.

You know whats funny? I love Superman and to a point I liked Man of Steel but you are ridiculous if you think they portrayed him as a lovable person who gave a shit about the humans. They only continued this in BVS when he was willing to kill Batman to save his mother. That fight would have been so much better if he cornered Batman and showed a restraint when he had him dead to rights which Batman would capitalize on but no, it was mostly a one sided Batman beatdown.

>>82471097
It all makes sense

>>82471186

Ask Jay and Mike. They brought them up like 6 times at least

>>82471186
Why aren't you talking about GotG2 in a Red Letter Media thread? This is a television and films board right? Not a circle jerk about e-celeb fake movie reviewers right?

>>82471142
I really loved MoS, but the editing and some of the action scenes could be pretty jarring at points. That seemed to be Jay's biggest complaint, and that part at least makes sense.

>>82468848
That editing in the last five minutes was pure amature hour

>>82469289
They were talking about the "talking points" that movie studios pay review shows to talk about. Having your own talking points that you thought of yourself that aren't just more advertisement for the movie is fine. It's a valid way to structure a review of a movie to make your points more coherent and understandable. Of course my point is invalid of you believe that RLM is paid off.

>>82471236

>Which is also funny. No one ever mentions Suicide Squad being shit on as much as BvS

A LOT of people hate Suicide Squad while liking MoS and BvS. I'm one of them. SS is fucking garbage.

>>82471276
They sucked that second unwatchable Avenger's 2 movie's dick with all the bullshit stuffed in that movie. None of that were jarring in that review?

These guys are fucking hacks.

>>82471341

A LOT of people also like Suicide Squad. I still see people walking around in SS merch. There's no accounting for taste

>>82471251

>I love Superman and to a point I liked Man of Steel but you are ridiculous if you think they portrayed him as a lovable person who gave a shit about the humans

The whole movie is about Superman going out of his way to save people, even when he was trying to keep himself hidden. He would go out, save people and then move to another place because he blew his life there doing that.

>>82470501
They were originally using blip.tv and most of their fanbase are used to checking their main site for updates rather than subscribing to the youtube channel.

>>82471396
This is true. people still give a fuck about Spiderman. Who still gives a fuck about a cuck?

>>82471072
While he is a retard for blowing things out of proportion, he is right that Superman shouldn't just jump over an exploding truck, he's supposed to be the kind of guy who stops it with risk of his own harm just in case there were people behind him, you know?

Edgy Superman doesn't really work since he's supposed to be the ultimate super-kind Gary Stu, it's a huge change of direction

>>82471251

>They only continued this in BVS when he was willing to kill Batman to save his mother. That fight would have been so much better if he cornered Batman and showed a restraint

That's precisely what he did. WTF.

>>82471164
OMG they don't have lel reaction face. Maybe they are not Reddit after all.

>>82471396

Fuck these people. The only ones that like SS are edgy teens and sluts.

>Marvel were the first to use old rock songs in trailers
What did Jay mean by this?

>>82471399
Man of steel thinks it's a serious movie with serious "themes" when it's fucking Micheal Bay Roland Emmerich tier shit without the fart jokes and the comic relief

>>82471424

Superman had been getting his shit kicked by Zod since the start of the fight and he had just shit explode in his face. That's why he jumped the oil tank before regretting his choice after seeing the damage.

And there was nothing he could do about the deaths. People had already died since the start of the invasion. He was rushing to put an end to Zod before more could die.

We wacky with fun music! Fun! Mike loves this!

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>>82469308
>no Kong review
I was REALLY expecting it

>>82469503

RLM hates good movies and prefers capeshit.

>>82471424
Supes is not a Gary Stu more so a everyman. This is why Mary Sue/Gary Stu gets mixed up a lot with just a regular Joe every-man character. He Superman is 75 years old, and nearly everything could be label to be a Gary Stu reflection of his creation.

>>82471525
How do grown men watch this and don't think "maybe I'm a bit too old for these kinds of movies"?

>>82471112
And this is a problem. The only person he shows saving up close is always Lois.

He should've stopped Jimmy Olsens death.

There's a scene in Superman Returns which would be perfect for these movies.
A guy is falling from a building and Supes nonchalantly catches him sets him down and keeps working.

Fuck he didn't even save his mother.

The montage is depressing. It should've been the one moment where we connect with him.

But it wasn't.

I like these movies but Supes needs to save more people than Lois.

>>82469503
One of them did say Blade Runner was boring. Jay is a fucking hack.
Holy fuck, I remember this. I think i lost more respect for these fucks now. I hope these hacks don;'t review Ghost in the Shell and like it or spew out meme like white washing being the sole reason its horrble.

At least their last Wheel of the Worst was funny.

>>82471525
Haha! People doing things that don't match the expected tone of the scene! The contrast makes me laugh because you wouldn't expect it to happen normally!

>Michelangelo wasn't extensively micromanaged by the Vatican while painting the Sistine Chapel
Uhhhhh

>>82471164
>detailed theory
>lol it's because I'm too dumb to recognize and click on videos

utterly retarded, the real reasons why are
>they don't blatantly pander to children
>they don't do video game related material
>much of their content covers niches like strange VHS tapes, low budget shlock or lesser known B movies that aren't very popular
>they release long, 30 min to 1 hr videos instead of short 10 min videos every single day and most people on youtube have ADD

Look at all the fucking people responding to obvious pasta. These threads exposse the newfag invasion like nothing else.

Why can't you faggots talk about your e-friends on reddit?

>>82471615

Dunno. I have no interest in any of the superhero movies this year. Marvel seems to be desperate for the lowest common denominator and DC just looks plain bad. Then again the only film I want to see is Planet of the Apes so I doubt I'm much better

>>82471667
Enjoy it, (You) tried.

>>82471677
Planet of the Apes is actually good though

>>82471640
>they don't do video game related material
he he he jack btfo

>>82468876
They want their e-friends to make opinions on movies for them because they're literally too stupid to do it on their own. There is no other reason.

>>82471726
>>82471677
I unironically like the new PotA movies on their own. I liked the last two, and it did a pretty decent job.

>>82471640
>30min-1h instead of 10min videos
This is probably the biggest reason if you ask me, nobody has the patience to watch a single Youtube video for an hour even though they always spend the next 2-3 hours on Youtube anyway

>>82470187

They get it everywhere because its so obvious.

>>82471626

The movie point was precisely what you pointed out, though: Superman was too close to Lois, which might be clouding his judgment and dampening his life as a superhero, and maybe his actions as one might not be helping anyone at all.

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My "review" of Reddit Letter Media

>posting in a friend simulator thread
>idolizing an aging group of youtube vloggers from Milwaukee
>he gives his real-life "friends" money every month

Rich
>an unemployed construction worker, the trick monkey fraud of the group. knows two tricks: forced laughter and becoming violent. brava, rich! brava!

Jack
>a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson packard?'). he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in by making fun of reddit on stream

Mike
>an over-the-hill "director" weighed down by his talentless friends. only makes "ironically bad" videos because they're immune to criticism. his latest production 'Space Cop' has exposed him as a fraud and proved a spiritual and economic disaster. he will eventually go the route of orson welles, balloon up to 500 pounds and die at the ripe age of 50.

Jesse
>the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters on her phone while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.

Jay
>the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown RLM.

I like how Reddit Letter Media is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the group has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.

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>they now only doing half in the bags for capeshit
what a bunch of fucking sellouts

>>82471752
> do it on your own
Good luck watching every single movie by yourself retard

Reddit explosion.

>>82471783
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes is in my top 20

In a movie where half of it is ooga-boogas, they did an excellent job of making every single line of dialogue count, which is why I love it so much

>>82471814
Thanks for admitting that you can't watch a movie and have your own thoughts on it.

>>82471849
>Dawn of the Planet of the Apes is in my top 20
jesus fucking christ, these films are fine, but top 20? my fucking god I hope that's a joke.

>>82471898
That's not what reviews are for. Besides I already saw GOTG 2 and actually kinda liked Rogue One

>>82471927
It's the dialogue man it really got to me

GotG2 was a good movie. Solid 8/10

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>>82471626
>The only person he shows saving up close is always Lois.
also this lady

>>82471954
if you really fucking like it, fine. It's your list. I can say for sure apes films are one of the best reboots/remakes in recent history.

>>82471811
>somehow their patreon keeps going up

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ONLY 4 FUCKING HALFINTHEBAG EPISODES THIS FUCKING YEAR

DO YOUR FUCKING JOB AND REVIEW MOVIES

>>82471849
This.

>>82471849
Its a fine watch but not near my tops. Way to many GOOD movies to waste on this pop corn flick.

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>>82471810
>mfw not a single RLM fanboy KEK has successfully refuted this "review", especially not the last picture show.

>will make less than suicide squad

Marvel BTFO

>>82471927
>>82472041
misquote

>>82471811
but it's ironic and self aware

>Quill is half-celestial
>conclusion of movie makes it to where him being half-celestial no longer matters
Almost made him interesting. Can't have that.

>>82472039
there were more hitb episodes because that was before botw and re:view. There are lots of hitb that were basically kinda like botw or re:view

>>82472066
I get a genuine chuckle every time I see this picture of Channing Tatum. Thanks, shitposter anon. I appreciate you

I loved the part where he was eating the soup and everyone was getting annoyed.
Haha soup! Dude. DUDE. xD
Nobody else would put soup in a superhero movie, that's why Marvel are just the best.

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how can people like this abomination of a film, usually disagreeing with people on the quality of a movie doesn't bother me at all but this one just felt so monumentally bad I can't seem to accept that people can't see that.

Is it the joky jokes? are they making people think it was good? or the color? Cause I liked the color, but color doesn't make this abomination good.

>>82472039
BotW is better desu. Their opinions on normalfag movies are fucking one sided, and biased.

>>82472073

It's at over 200mil already. Is something big coming out soon to fuck with it?

>>82472177
a "soup-er hero" movie?

>>82471051
Reality too harsh for you? You autistic manchild, gtfo.

>>82472197
My wife's son loved it. If he's happy I'm happy.

>>82472177
>Haha soup! Dude. DUDE. xD
>Nobody else would put soup in a superhero movie, that's why Marvel are just the best.
Anon... that wasn't actually in the movie. You didn't watch it.

>>82472157
I'm not here to entertain, I'm here to inform

>>82472251
Why would I pay to see reddit jokes on a giant screen?

>>82472197

I don't know. I felt like most of the jokes fell flat and that the characters came off as more obnoxious than likable. They had a fucking "Don't push the button!" joke. I'm struggling to think of something less overplayed

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>>82471810
Nice copypasta faggot

>>82472203
What does Breath of the Wild have to do with anything?

RLM complains about capeshit fighting blue lasers and giant no name enemies.
>GotG2 does this
Complains about everyone teaming up together in the end to fight all th minions.
>GotG2 does this
Complains about too much quipping
>GotG2 does this

>>82472292
Haven't played it, but if it's anything like Skyrim than yes.

>>82472328

But it was FUN! Don't you like FUNNNN!?!?!?!?

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I'll see this movie on one condition. Is Howard The Duck in it?

>>82472066
>argumentum ex silentio
Nice logic, faggot. What could I expect from a DCuck? Or a comic book fan faggot?

>>82472432
Everyone else likes my posts, dipshit. You can't really argue with that.

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>>82469597
Infinity War and Thanos are so camp it hurts though.

>Gardens of the Galaxy? I'd watch that movie, just people going around the galaxy planting gardens

JAY

THAT WAS THE FUCKING PLOT OF THIS FILM, THAT'S WHAT THE VILLAIN DID

HOW DID YOU NOT CATCH THEY STOLE THAT TOO

>>82472432
>DCuck
A MUHvel drone, really?

>>82472594
That wasn't on their list of talking points.

>>82472470
>Argumentum ad populum
Are you even trying to use your brain? ayyy lmao. Go to your basement, you salty manchild.

>this obvious shill shit
>that previous star wars meme-filled butthurt video
>all those nerd talk bullshit videos that got old after the first one

I think its time to give up on these guys.

How to write a GotG script

Character 1
>Says something serious, empathic, thought provoking, questionable, inquisitive, or anything that could be manipulated into a quip by another character.

Character 2
>Quips

Ad infinitum until 6th after credits scene ends.

>>82472635
>ayyy lmao
You just nullified yourself nigger.

>>82469947
>not Protectors of the Milk

>>82472602
>Or a comic book fan faggot?
Are you too busy bashing on Marvel to use your brain? Fuckin' kiddo. All comic fans should be hung for their autism and betaness. In case you ask, why I said DCuck? Because if I need to choose to kill one of them, I prefer killing the pretentious edgelords.

>>82471114

Wentworth Miller as Captain Cold on the TV show was fucking great. The way he turned up the camp and just the way he played the character made the character likable.

>>82472672
>Ad hominem
I love how dumb you are.

I'm serious now, why do they NOT critic these movies? They find NOTHING negative to say at all about Marvel. They are fun, but there are so many fucking problem in them. They fucking overlook that shit like biased fanboys.

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>Jay makes fun of all you bitter losers who think they're shills
>check the thread
>bitter losers are still calling them shills

lmao

>>82469687
mike is a fuckin drunk. he cant remember things. which makes him a terrible film reviewer. he forgot films he watched when reviewing, i've seen it in A BUNCH of hitb's where he says a movie didnt have ____ scene that it should have. but the film did have that scene. obviously he is also bad with names. thats why his reviews are so inconsistent, because his drunk ass bad memory.

but he makes some fun jokes and i like plinkett so whatever. theres not many good reviewers that i've found, anywhere. filthy critic, outlawvern, and... plinkett.

mike and jay have real shit taste in film. jay will like anything for any little reason. i'm not saying thats bad for him personally, but as a critic to have that opinion is stupid. mike just likes schlock, which is fine, but i'm not into schlock, i want good movies. and obviously mike doesnt watch good movies.

also saw GOTG2 and i thought it was full of shovels. neck deep in disney bullshit. BUT, it was a little bit of fun, didnt have shakey-cam, and looked nice. i wouldnt and didnt pay to watch it.

it just wasnt an adventure. there was 5 minutes of adventure (the battery eating monster) and that was it. for a "space adventure" movie to turn into a "disney family hug movie" is so shitty.

GOTG2: a bunch of quips and "disney family message movie". 4/10

i dont need no messages....

>>82469359
Reddit hasn't been full of edgy atheists since like 2013.

>>82472728
So you are a MUHvel drone. So you're just another fanboi pussi Opinion discarded.

>>82472781
>Marvel fanboys cannot critic a Marvel movie
>get called out on it
>tips fidora anyway

>>82472779
They literally bring up some negative points in this very episode.

>>82472812
Nice logic, well I guess your lack of logic doesn't matter in your autistic manchild world where people only cares about capeshits.

>>82472779
>why do they NOT critic
Learn English, faggot.

>>82472805
All atheists are edgy by nature.

Dude entropy and nihilism lmao.

>>82472881
Did they?! I did not notice over its glowing praise I've seen from similar fucking reviews of movies I've also seen. If I go see this movie, and it is as perfect as Mike makes it out to be. Being the ONLY MOVIE he likes?! Not played off as a joke.