OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAWD I clapped when I saw it!

>>82468768
did my check clear?
did i like it?

>>82468768
i thought this was a troll but checked anyway

these were the times when old/tv/ excelled. We oughtta be livestreaming this

i'm going in

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>be amazed that they seem to enjoy movies that are enjoyable

how will /tv/ ever recover?

>>82468768
>they loved it

Of course they did, despite them making fun of all the comic book movies in their 'Fuck you it's forever' video

Who pays any attention to these hacks?

So they liked it, because it was "fun".

Jesus Christ they're indistinguishable from Reddit at this point.

>>82468768
IT BROKE NEW GRRRROUNNDDDD!!!!!

>>82468892
>So they liked it, because it was "fun".
Well, the video is 30 minutes long. They kinda explain WHY they think it's "fun" you dumbass.

>>82468928

I watched the entire thing minus skits at 2x speed like a sensible person you babypenis sucking horsejew.

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>>82468768
>another "Endless: Trash" hollywood movie
>"It was fun, and I loved it"
Absolutely pathetic. Can these retards even interpret a film without relying on inherent emotional response?

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>>82469039

They fool you into thinking they're critical by doing those "Hollywood = Bad" postironic pieces of shit skits.

And then when you look at the movies they like, it's non stop fucking trash.

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>"Marvel Fanboy Shills Mike and Jay"
>"Witness their amazing powers of liking a movie that is fun and likable"
>"Be amazed that they seem to enjoy movies sometimes that are enjoyable, while disliking other movies that are a huge fucking mess"
Face it. You're all sad, bitter, contrarian assholes.

>>82469221
Oh no, they called themselves shills. Guess I can't say that word about them anymore.

>I'm surprised you haven't brought up Star Trek yet
kek

Did any of you even watch the movie

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>>82469221

It's the same MO as when they sell their shitty merch. "Haha, we pointed out this is a soulless cash grab and that the products are crap, that makes it okay!"

In this case: "Haha! we pointed out we're slanted to Marvel movies and we praise their excrement capeshit as fun". Then they have an hour long video of them doing exactly that.

It gets pretty ridiculous when they "call out" other people for shilling and hawking branded garbage in the Nerd Crew videos, when that's their fucking livelihood. And their fanbase of sub-80 IQ redditors proceed to praise them for it, and somehow believe them to be above it all.

How much of that bullshit can you take before you see right through it? The very fact that they reference getting movie talking points, given that they clearly do everything else they pretend to criticise, suggests they do in fact get both money and talking points from companies. Would you honestly be surprised? And once that's exposed the retarded fanbase will justify it too.

>>82469457
no, but it's shit

>capeshit out
>instant video
>meanwhile thousands of movies per year that could use the attention like they did with Green Room but never get it
Yeah nah they don't care anymore, and so neither will I

>>82469221
But Mike's definition of enjoyable seems to be any flick that "makes sense" and isn't as obnoxious as Jar Jar. What's the point of doing reviews when the bar is set so low that you give shit like TDKR a 9/10? The only time he seems to give a shit about critique is with Star Wars, Star Trek, and horror reviews.

>>82469476
I can't even imagine caring this much about any of this. Time to get out of the house, anon.

>>82469537
This. He doesn't even like escape from new york. I can kind of understand listening to jay, but mike?

>>82468768
Why complain about comic book movies and call them endless trash if all you're gonna do is 'review' every single big budget capeshit in the past 3 years?

I can't understand this. They complain about it, then they make fun of the fans, then they review them and call them fun. What am I missing?

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DCucks BTFO

you'd all be creamig yourselves if they said "Suicide Squad earned that Oscar for 'Best Makeup'"

just admit it. Then let nu-Cyborg fuck your wife, she's horny.

>>82469618
>Why complain about comic book movies and call them endless trash
They don't call comic book movies endless trash. They disslike the trend of there being so many of them, but are still open minded enough to judge each one on their own merits.

>>82469629
but jay liked bvs and nobody gave a shit.

>>82469618
>I can't understand this. They complain about it, then they make fun of the fans, then they review them and call them fun. What am I missing?

They're soulless hacks that just want to make money off the retards who follow them because they think they're getting anti-Hollywood criticism.

Hard to blame them from getting free money to spout garbage opinion about "fun movies". It's the fans that are retards. Hell, RLM probably makes about as much as the Collider knockoffs they pretend to be different from, but at a pace of what - 2 youtube videos a month? 4? With minimal editing too, from people who call themselves interested in editing. Hard cuts, 3 camera setup, main, reverse, reverse, reaction shot, graphic inserts are just done like drag and drop "it's ironically shitty".

The AVGN is legitimately retarded and thinks references to shit equals a joke but he actually puts more effort into filming his reviews to this day, than Mike and Jay ever did - and they supposedly have gotten paid to edit things as a profession.

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>>82468828
literally saying

"I like pop music because i can dance to it"
bullshit

>>82469827
That's a legitimate reason to like pop music.

Oh boy a new RLM video! I'm excit--

>Guardians of the Galaxy 2

oh...

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>though I was spending the WE alone
>again
>your friends ring you and post a new video

My "review" of Reddit Letter Media

>posting in a friend simulator thread
>idolizing an aging group of youtube vloggers from Milwaukee
>he gives his real-life "friends" money every month

Rich
>an unemployed construction worker, the trick monkey fraud of the group. knows two tricks: forced laughter and becoming violent. brava, rich! brava!

Jack
>a failed viral marketer with an ugly wife and children with terrible names ('myson packard?'). he knows he's the least popular cast member and desperately tries to fit in by making fun of reddit on stream

Mike
>an over-the-hill "director" weighed down by his talentless friends. only makes "ironically bad" videos because they're immune to criticism. his latest production 'Space Cop' will expose him as a fraud and be a spiritual and economic disaster. he will eventually go the route of orson welles, balloon up to 500 pounds and die at the ripe age of 50.

Jesse
>the curdling definition of a parasite. ditters on her phone while the men do all the hard work. got caught buying jewelry with actual Patreon money.

Jay
>the only cast member showing any self-improvement or growth. still has a long way to go, but has already outgrown RLM.

I like how Reddit Letter Media is a company founded upon criticism, insulting and berating others and their works, but HEAVEN FORBID that anyone criticize them! They'll even ban you from their stream if they catch a whiff of dissatisfaction. It's amazing how creatively lazy the group has become. They were better when they were a starving group. Now they can sit on their fat asses, drink beer and make fart jokes while you throw money at the screen. Amazing.

>>82469827
That's the reason it's made, Mr. I-Was-Born-In-The-Wrong-Generation. I bet you listen to Radiohead and think they're just oh so profound.

>>82471492
Hi Rich

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>It's a DCkeks can't handle their movies being shit when Marvel makes capeshit work thread

>>82468768

their rougue one commentary was shit, they literally failed to point anything out instead just talked over

the part early on when they admitted they didnt have any audio on made me realize how non-chalant they were treating it

also fucking jay's mike was completely blown out

>>82472136
I bet you paid for it

>>82472855

no i downloaded it off their concentrationcamp page then synced it with audacity from a mp4 of the film i downloaded then muxed them together and watched it the other day

>>82473164
You mux audio tracks to mp4s using audacity? I didn't know that

>>82472136
They don't care. They've been wrong with both TFA and Rogue One and are playing the self aware irony card to make it look like they don't care about getting called out on being wrong, but they do care

>>82473411

no dumbass, i muxed with avidimux after mixing the audio tracks in audacity

>>82468768
>AIDSmoby
no thanks

>Hey Mike. Did you know we're Marvel shills and suck Disney's cock?
>That's right, Jay. We're pointing it out ironically to curtail bias accusations while it actually remains true.

>>82468828
>being amazed at gangling keys

I know Mike, & Jay, I know.

>>82471492

>implying im going to read all that shit from some shitfuck

stop trying to be funny. Nobody cares.

>>82471613
>make capeshit work
>the same cheesy quipfests sense Ironman 2008
>the same fucking formulas for over 10 years to the lowest common demonstrator
I had no idea it's okay to accept mediocrity so long as Marvel does it.

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Real talk have they ever not recommended a Marvel movie they've reviewed?

>>82473796
Oh god no. They are fanbois.

>>82473796

I think Amazing Spider-Man 2, but that's a Sony produced movie. Not one by money-hatting Disney/Marvel Studio.

>>82473977
Does Spiderman count as Marvel or Disney IP?

>>82473590
Fuck off faggot you didn't say avidemux

>They have these flaws.

>>82474050
Neither. Sony still owns Spiderman even if he's in Marvel/Disney's movies.

They never mention any of the terrible boring villains. The last Marvel movie review Logan had the worst fucking main protagonist. Which made the movie weaker now, and only worth 1-2 watches. I'll never add it to my collection.

Oh look. its a indian spammer thread.

>>82474277
Sony owns the movie rights, not the comic rights.

>>82474280
1) Logan isnt a marvel movie
2) they literally call out the shitty villains in this review.

>>82469759
>but jay liked bvs and nobody gave a shit
Is this b8?

>>82474320
>1) Logan isnt a marvel movie
Its a Marvel character. Thus a Marvel movie. Even if it is not Disney/Marvel.

>2) they literally call out the shitty villains in this review.
Learn to reading comprehending. None of their Marvel movie reviews did they ever make any comprehensive critique on the weak villains. Only THIS movie because it make THIS movie look better than their past movies. Literally like their fucking Nerd Crew fake vlogs.

>MOVIES ARE SUPPOSE TO BE FUN!

>Jay: I didn't like the nebula stuff
>Mike: I liked that part
>Jay: It's fine but...

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DC shills on suicide watch.

>>82474306
they own the movie wrongs 2bh

>they're literally in the 'if you disagree you're just shills' phase already

oh boy

>>82474583

Every time.

>>82474583
and then he clarifies by saying she's the most one-note character compared to the others.

He's not wrong.

>>82474282
Is this the new self-defense script they gave you, pajeet?

>>82474627
It is kind of cringe. They are literally going against their The Nerd Crew videos.

Im not gonna lie, i am a huge RLM fan/fag (tho i never given them a penny for anything, tho i have seen almost everything they have ever made thats online). This was the first video they have released that i felt wasn't that great for some reason. And i liked the movie they reviewed.

>>82474799
RLM? Being hypocritical? You don't say.

>>82474841
Unironically? No, just not up their own ass.

>>82474836
not enough jack packard

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>>82468768
I legitimately love how asspained this board is over RLM liking a Marvel movie.

When did you fags go from pretending you loved DCEU just to be contrarian, to actually believing they're not huge pieces of shit?

>>82473796
Mike and Rich didn't like Civil War.

>>82469476
good lord it's all so obvious.

>>82474975
Post the one when he gets his food.

>>82474956
It's kind of sick how you "people" tie everything back to Jack. Leave this happy family man and successful professional alone.

>>82474836
It felt like a carry over from the nerd crew, so you've basically watched the same episode 5x in a row.

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>>82468768
>one full half in the bag episode for capeshit
they stopped reviewing movies, they now only reviewing capeshit

>>82468768
Look how Marvel makes Mike and Jay so happy? Why can't DC do this?

>>82468768
>17 views
Hi Mike.

>>82475419
it's got 30k views now, youtube still has a weird thing where the initial view count is super delayed on popular videos.

>>82475419
>Disney doesn't even do Mike the common courtesy of sending him the link to the video on upload so he can view it first
LOVING EVERY LAUGH

>>82475419
Hey anon, if you liked the video don't forget to thumbs up and if you're a long standing fan why not buy some merch in our shop; we currently have a sale on mass manufactured RLM glasses, your family will love them!

>>82475450
Hi Mike.
>>82475453
High Rich.
>>82475475
Hih Jay.

lol triggered

>>82475260
The only thing that REALLY matters these days and keeps studios afloat are blockbusters, or like James Gunn himself calls them - tentpoles.

Gun himself says that cinema is basically dying and the number of movies made is much smaller than it was years ago and stuff like that.

No wonder Hollywood is sucking Chinese cocks for salvation (Gunn didn't say that).
See for yourself:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifBUHKUXDrM

>>82471492
>'Space Cop' will expose him
>will
>Jesse
This is some stale pasta.

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>>82469558
>lol you shut in
>just turn off your brain bro :p

>>82469827
And what's wrong with that?

>>82475715
I'd like to know
Because here I go.
Again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ap87QgZKTNw

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>>82469476

>>82475617
still attracts clueless responses

>>82469558
I think it's better if people like him never leave their house, not to mention go anywhere near children.

>>82475715
you like to dance, faggot?

>>82468768
>make fun of people who review super hero movies
>only review super hero movies

>>82469476
>The very fact that they reference getting movie talking points, given that they clearly do everything else they pretend to criticise, suggests they do in fact get both money and talking points from companies.
No I think they just understand the process of new media. They themselves get the livelihood from e-begging because it gives them the independence they want.

>>82469537
Only hardcore nerds hate TDKR.
Critics and audiences both love it.

>>82474583
>I really like that lauren girl, I think she's really hot
>I fucked her last night
>Well she's not that good-looking...

>HitB is the shallow shill normalfag movie review show
>overtly saying HitB is just their toilet to do BotW videos
At least they know HitB is MUHvel fanboi shit now.

>>82475564
>cinema is basically dying and the number of movies made is much smaller than it was years ago and stuff like that

he's wrong, there are more films being made than before. what's dying are the mid-budget films, the films that are neither big budget films like guardians or indie films that have small budget. That's what the big problem is.

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person: i liked guardians 2.
/tv/:

>no half in the bag for resident evil and underworld
>no half in the bag for xXx and split
>no half in the bag for monster trucks and the founder
>no half in the bag for rings and john wick 2
>no half in the bag for fist fight and the great wall
>no half in the bag for kong island and beauty and the beast
>no half in the bag for ghost in the shell and boss baby
>no half in the bag for going in style and smurfs lost village
>no half in the bag for furious 8 and the circle

ONLY FUCKING CAPESHIT

>>82469290
If you want to overuse it so it loses its meaning, sure.

>>82476403
Uhhhhh...you did get a Curse of the Worst. Stop complaining.

>>82476403
Really disappointed Mike didn't name all the movies they went to see *for work* and didn't bother to review desu senpai

>>82476403
They have always covered capeshit. What are you even babbling on about?

>>82476447
I was expecting this because they have done that before.

Once you get Disney/Marvel money you just stop caring I guess...

>>82473796
They are shills for real, that's why they make a weekly video about the last jedi (ut ironicly lmao)

>>82476499
>one full video on guardian of the galaxy sequel its totally normal guys

>>82471613
It's true, I don't get it. I've always been a bigger DC fan have the Batman BigWheel to prove itthan Marvel, but the latter's movies have been better. Kind of the way it's been since after the Batman 89. The way I see it DC usually makes better animated features while Marvel usually has the edge with live action films.

>>82468768

Why do they always play really low elevator music in the background? Is it some copyright thing? Once you tune into it it's really annoying.

>>82473714
>the same fucking formulas for over 10 years to the lowest common demonstrator
>I had no idea it's okay to accept mediocrity so long as Marvel does it.
You just answered your own question.

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>sincerely enjoying superhero children's movies

>>82468768
Visibly see mike get fatter when they showed a clip from the first guardians review

>>82476403
They're saving it for the episode where they talk about all of those for 1 minute with none of them having seen the same ones

>>82476804
Guardians of the Galaxy isn't a superhero movie.
checkmate.

fucking hack frauds

>>82473796
Both disliked Civil War.

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they said bladerunner was boring. might as well say "just turn your brain off bro" when they defend capeshit.

>bashes superhero movies and shitty remakes
>only reviews them for views

>>82477037
Guardians of the Galaxy isn't capeshit.
Not a single main character has a cape or is a super hero.

Mike really needs to do a Plinkett series where he just talks about Star Trek. When Mike actually cares about something RLM is good.

>>82476917
Those are great episodes with great, in-depth discussion.

>>82477065
it's fantastical action with no basis in reality and sci fi setitng. it's cape shit without the cape

>>82477128
is star wars capeshit then?

>>82477128
>moving the goalposts

>this mcu movie isn't capeshit
Shills finally hit rock bottom

>>82477145
in a sense but cape shit is a recent phenomenon even though we have had batman and superman films for decades

>>82477065
>Guardians of the Galaxy (retroactively referred to as Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 1)[4][5] is a 2014 American SUPERHERO film based on the Marvel Comics SUPERHERO team of the same name, produced by Marvel Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

>>82477037
bladerunner was boring.

>>82477145
that's starshit

>they liked it a lot more than all the other critics

/tv/ will never recover

>>82477202
by that logic Guardians of the Galaxy is also a cartoon because it was produced by Disney.
checkmate reddi/tv/

>>82477210
no it isn't. it's atmospheric. if you find it boring thats your problem.

>>82477037
just because it's good doesn't mean it's not boring

>>82477229
Reminder that Jay also likes Escape from New York, so he has no right to say Blade Runner is boring.

Why have RLM started "addressing haters"?

Before they used to ignore what's going on in the outside world and do do their own thing, that's one of the things I used to like about RLM.
I guess the reason is they genuinely didn't use the internet before they started their show, I just wish they could be less meta again.

>>82477235
it's fun to rewatch to catch all things you missed previous viewing. RLM should get pleb and proud shirts already

Marvel shills = Shillary voters who never got an Oscar but got a few more viewers

DC Patricians= The ones that actually got an Oscar, actually taking some effort to make superhero movies more than just braincandy for braindead people

>>82477244
I think that was said in jest but IDK

>>82477254
we thought the nerd crew was joke but actually it was 100% serious

>>82469749
there was other genres in the endless trash video.

>>82476700

DC new animated movies all suck. Even the cartoons lately suck.

>>82471564
Radiohead make some danceable music my friend, you need a better go-to "you're pretentious" band, I recommend Swans, it usually strikes a cord

>>82477229
Blade runner is long and boring, you have to plan your day to fucking want to watch it. It's still good but not something like Big Trouble in Little China you can leave on repeat for the day.

>>82477705
its not even 2 hours long you retard

>>82477771
something boring makes time seem longer. faggot

>>82477804
Yes but it doesn't change the planning of your day.
You have to plan your day to watch any movie retard.

desu I didn't even finish this video
I enjoy half in the bag more when it's Jay talking about something more obscure
Obscure being used to define movies that the average person will not see, not swede art house

Leave mike and rich to WotW/BotW and getting shit faced

Hell I don't remember that fat guy with the beard's name but even he is able to converse about movies by stating his position then substantiating it with thought out reasoning, and I hate that guy.

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>>82477023
They both recommended Civil War
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJvUTFVqwJQ&t=30m12s

>>82477873
It's 1:00 am right now and I rather just put in Avatar a 3 hour movie than BR. Still no one has/is saying BR is bad.

>>82471564
>Mr. I-Was-Born-In-The-Wrong-Generation
Abu Lahab and Julia Holter are both post-2010 and pretty excellent

>>82477955
Mike and Rich got into a fist fight while making this episode.

>>82477999
If the only thing you've said about blade runner is it's boring I'd assume you dislike it.
Maybe I'm just autistic, I don't know

>>82468768
manchildren reviewing and creating content for other manchildren: the youtube channel

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>/tv/ claims they hate 'capeshit'
>keep watching every Marvel / DC movie

Really gets ye ole neurons firing.

>>82468768
>make a parody of podcast that are excited about Marvel movies
>make a podcast where they are excited about Marvel movies
At this point I'm convinced they have zero awareness of what they're doing because their hardcore "fans" are blowing smoke up their ass 24/7

>>82478154
>expects people to have opinions on movies without watching them
What did he mean by this?

>>82478154
>>/tv/ claims they hate 'capeshit
every post ITT is me even yoos

>>82478154
I haven't seen one in theaters since the dark knight

>>82478217
>4chan watching / playing something before forming their own concrete opinion on something

Yeah, I bet everyone here watched that Amy Schumer Leather Special before they started bashing it right?

>>82478327
>4chan is one person
Really oils them gears dunnit

>>82478217
More like this board is terrified of liking something that 'normies' might also enjoy so they pretend to hate it.

This is so painfully evident from the Rick and Morty threads where the only critcisms are Rick making a rare atheist joke and the burping.

>They HATED Rouge One because its formulatic and not original
>They LOVED Force Awekens because of same reasons above
>They like every Marvel flick because they are '''''enjoyable''''''
Literal hacks. And /tv/ likes these retards for some reason.

>>82478161
If you don't understand the differences between Nerd Crew and Half in the Bag, you may legitimately be retarded.

>>82478379
Their points for why they thought TFA was good are mostly the same as why they think Marvel movies are good.

>>82478367
>he thinks 4chan doesn't have a majority opinion on a wide array of things and people against them won't be green texted to death.

Good one m8.

>>82478409
lmao

>>82478379
>They HATED Rouge One because its formulatic and not original
We, as in disney, were told it was going to be Saving Private Ryan and BlakHawk Down in space.

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>>82478379
>They like TFA despite it being completely corporate and unoriginal
>They shit on R1 for being corporate and unoriginal despite it being the most original and least corporate since the original Trilogy

They were so off-base with R1 and TFA.

>>82478379
>Rouge

>>82478377
expect they had a multiple episodes filled with atheism and science circlejerking shoved down your throat and the whole show and vast majority of the fans are literal fedora neckbeards that think science and logic are the answer to everything. i'm not saying it's worse than generic family guy episode #686 but if you can't see why people hate it then you're dumb

>>82478541
kek everytime.

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Jay is gaining weight

>>82478468
I just wish they came up with something new, it gets so repetitive hearing their opinions on the latest marvel/DC movie.

>>82478468
-No consequences
-Quips for 'enjoyment''''
-Characters never in real danger

Also i though they loved tfa because star wars needed to return the roots, but they like every Marvel flick for some reason.

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>>82478599
>tfw you rebounded about 13 kilos
>tfw it's really really hard to get back on eating the correct amount of calories instead of just saying "fuck it"
>Finally got back on the diet and down 3 kilos with 10 to go
Not gonna fall for the rebound meme again, will never stop counting calories again even if I'm at target weight

Did you guys watch GotG2 thought? It was pretty good.

>>82478708
Stupid sexy Trump

>>82478708
Shit man, i dread the day when i'll have to count my calories.I'm 21 right now and i can eat about whatever the fuck i want if i go to the gym twice a week and pretty much never gain weight. When does one usually start having to count calories?

>>82478379
>And /tv/ likes these retards for some reason.
It's ironic dude, we fucking hate Disney around these parts

>>82478527
>Mike hates the prequels
>RO is another prequel

That's about it.

>>82478835
Around your age is when my metabolism decided to go haywire and I went from 64-ish kilos to 80+ just doing the same things and eating the same things I've always done since I was a kid

>>82469457
>going to theaters in 2017
may I kek?

>>82478800
ha ha meme

>>82473714
Everybody knows Marvel's flicks are mediocre at best, but still nowhere as bad as DC's steaming piles of shit. And DCkeks are delusional if they think otherwise.

desu Mike doing impressions of Pablo Picasso & Michelangelo was great

>>82479296
They were very cool

>>82471564
go back to /r/lewronggeneration

character driven movie full of one note characters

it was okay

>>82478025
Abu Lahab is literally a Scaruffi meme for people who are incapable of independent thought, but whatever makes you feel like less of a pleb

>>82478486
>he thinks people get green texted
kys

It's genuinely funny how mad you fags get because they like Marvel movies. It's not even a controversial opinion, it's what most people in the real world think too.

Sometimes you need to get off your contrarian high horse, not everything is a shill conspiracy.

>>82479889
who are you quoting?

>>82480074
>stop being contrarian xDDD is his only argument to liking pure garbage

>>82480123
No, I'm just saying that you fags have become so contrarian that you actually believe someone is a genuine shill if they like a Marvel movie.

I don't even like most of this shit, but being surprised when other people like it is just retarded. Mike and Jay are normies, normies like Marvel movies. Stop acting like RLM are part of your sekrit 4chan club that hates everything that's popular.

this is reddit this is memes this is reddit this is memes this is reddit this is memesthis is reddit this is memes this is reddit this is memes this is reddit this is memes this is reddit this is memes this is reddit this is memes this is reddit this is memes this is reddit this is memes this is reddit this is memes

>>82480181
>giving a shit about what 4chan collectively thinks about anything
what a waste of your time and talents

so how many of you got mad when they called you faggots in the opening of the review?

is it more or less upsetting than the time they said friend simulator?

>>82478025
>If I pretend to like a muslim and a woman, maybe they'll let me have a little pity sex
You'll be executed like the rest of us white men

>>82480318
If you dont care why are you here mate

>think gunn watches their shit because a shitty joke from the first review was in the sequel
>they spend the entire review of the sequel sucking up to gunn

fuck these guys im done with them

>>82480426
What? Oh, you did a thing where you just turned it back on me. You're pretty smart.

>>82480441
They're (Mike) desperate for attention from Hollywood (father). This is why GotG2 resonated with Mike.

>>82480364
Ooooh yeah. I got really mad when RLM directly addressed my ironic 4chan shitposting. Wow. I'm so buttblasted. I take 4chan very, very seriously.

Why do trailers for this movie and the new Thor make me cringe? I think marvel trailer company passed some sort of cringe threshold while trying to make the trailers as sassy as possible, they went too far.

>>82480707
I liked the Thor trailer, but yeah the GotG ones have been extremely cringeworthy.

I don't like James Gunn's humor in general so that's probably why I think they're bad.

>>82480707
thanks for reminding me I haven't watched the thor trailer today.

>>82480364
i got as angry as i do when that libelous copypasta is posted or when people don't factor in the studio rent when criticizing rlm for making too much money on patreon (which is not that much when you split it three ways)

>>82480364
What? Is that because they said Blade Runner was boring?

>>82478925
That's not how physics works.

>>82481371
Oh sorry, I didn't take your fee fees into account

>>82481474
literally incoherent reply

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>>82468768
>make a video
>"Marvel is going to be making shitty comic book movies every year, fuuuuuuuuck"
>comic book movie comes out
>"I thoroughly enjoyed it"

Why do we care about their opinions again?

>>82483534
thanks for bumping this vital thread, Ego...I meant Mike.

>>82476403

Mike said Jay wanted to do Split and he didn't, so they didn't.

I like the videos where Mike says something and then theres a brief pause and they Jay spontaneusly starts laughing and then they cut to Mike starting a new sentence saying "So Jay, what did you think of..." followed by a word or phrase that usually isn't the title of the movie. It gets me every time, I just can't stopped laughing and clapping when that happens.

>>82483720
You realize when Mike said he didn't want to review it that was a joke right? It was a play on them being "split" on if to review it.

>>82483585
ur welcam

>>82483785
I like when Mike pretends to hate the movie in an exaggerated fashion, but then he says he actually thoroughly enjoyed it.

>>82483585
Mr. Mike has contracted our call center to make sure every RLM thread hits bump limit no matter what He wants to show that RML is the very popular in the.

If DC movies were so bad they wouldn't need to keep going on about it

>>82476965
>Guardians of the Galaxy (retroactively referred to as Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 1)[4][5] is a 2014 American superhero film based

dolt

>>82484554
>argumentus de las wikipedia

>>82484517
they keep going on about them BECAUSE they're so bad

people talked about 9/11 nonstop for AT LEAST A DECADE after it happened

>>82484650
>they keep going on about them BECAUSE they're so bad
must be why we have daily RLM threads

>>82478835
It varies from person-to-person. I'm going on 28 this year and I expected to have to start watching what I eat, exercising, etc but I'm still criminally underweight skinny skeleton-boy eating whatever and not breaking 145 at 6 feet tall.

So it's hard to say. You'll just have to wait to find out when your body's gonna slow down.

>>82484625
Everyone considers it a superhero film. Even the creators of the comic consider them superheroes. I guess the only reason for your reluctance to adm is because you hate all things capeshit but you absolutely loved Guardians of the Capeshit.

>>82484706
No we have daily RLM threads because /tv/ is full of permavirgin losers that have no real friends and use RLM as their friend simulator, but have to pretend they don't like RLM so they don't look like faggots in front of other anons.

>>82484812
A great point. Looks like you've put the capeshit/not capeshit argument to bed. FINALLY..

>>82476965
>Guardians of the Galaxy isn't a superhero movie.

>>82469194
What is this thing and what is it doing?

>>82484851
Well it's better than your "hurr they don't have physical capes therefore it's not capeshite durr" position

>>82469533
>B-B-BUT NO ONE WOULD WATCH IT!!!!
>even though they make a fuckton on patreon and youtube ads are pretty much irrelevant to them

>>82484929
If being based on a comic book and being full of people doing amazing stuff then is Kingsmen also capeshit?

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Do you people really like BvS, but hate GotG2?

I thought it was a meme.

>It's an autists pointlessly argue over the categorization of films episode

>>82484997
The characters in Kingsmen aren't superheroes. The comic (and movie) is about spies, it's a whole other genre. It would be no different to a comic about James Bond.

IMO capeshit:
A) based on comics
B) about superheroes

Things like Howard the Duck and The Sandman do fall into the category, but shit like Archie, and Ziggy obviously don't.

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>>82485032
it used to be but then actual DC retards showed up thinking this was a safe space for them

>>82485149
I mean Thor and Doctor Strange are fantasy and Iron Man and Guardians are more sci-fi
So I think capeshit is more like a meta genre

Also they save the world in Kingsmen. How are they not superheroes?

I really don't get how someone can say that Guardians is capeshit but Kingsmen isn't

Is it just the Marvel or DC logo that makes something capeshit?

>>82485032
>Tourists

>>82468768
>DISNEY SHILLS REVIEW DISNEY MOVIE AND GIVE A MEASURED BUT OVERALL POSITIVE OPINION

>>82475915
Because he correctly identified how movie critics make money?

>>82468768
wtf i love marvel now

>>82474280
They mention the shitty villains in this review and in many others.

>>82468844
Wait, the movie wasn't even out back then. How does your brain function?

>>82477145
No, it's robeshit

>>82471564
Radiohead are pretty profound though

>>82477955
Pretty sure they recommend every movie that isn't complete garbage

>>82487438
Pretty sure you're wrong.

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>>82488042
good post

>>82477955
source

>>82473714
>he still believes the "marvel formula" meme

>>82473796
I don't think they recommended the Thor movies.

>>82468768
Did Mike lose weight or get a hair transplant or something? He looks better.

>>82490824
He literally looks exactly the same as he has for the last few years.

>>82476403
no Kong is fucking bullshit, I agree

Who are they going for with the capeshit?

We all know its shit, like we know


Arnt us here the real fanbase?

Mike is based.

>>82468892
So are you.

>>82469476
>we're slanted to Marvel movies
That's because Marvel movies are usually fun.

>>82487438
but they recommended civil war

>>82490815
The Thor movie reviews are fun but they do recommend them both
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-MbVag2fn8&t=27m01s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5OsJZtPxRE&t=7m34s

>>82473714
Marvel can get away with mediocrity because DC can't even reach that bar. Everything they've put out so far has been awful.

What would porn directed by Mike look like?

>>82478154
>Goes to see movies with friends
>Knows better than to drag them to see Iranian-Umayyad coproductions
>Goes "well maybe this one will be fun like the last one"

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>>82469533
>Waaah they won't review the movies that matter to me
>I'm never watching another RLM video again! That'll show 'em

>>82485219
>Posting a fake quote while trying to look smart.

lol

>>82485339
>ONLY DISNEY SHILLS LIKED THE MOVIE BECAUSE I'VE TRAINED MYSELF TO ENJOY WHITE NOISE
Ayy lad

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>>82483534
>exhausted of endless capeshit
>but still have to judge each movie as an individual

>>82478527
They liked TFA because of the characters, they hated R1 because of the characters. Do keep up.

>>82474346
http://comicbook.com/dc/2017/03/18/jay-baruchel-defends-batman-v-superman/
retard

>>82468844
Guardians, unlike other capeshit, doesn't rely solely on references to other films and is not brooding bullshit. It's fun on it's own

>>82473714
>demonstrator
wew

>>82494926
different Jay you retard

>>82478527
R1 just wasn't as good film. None of the characters had any real traits besides being a minority and they weren't likeable. Also, half the movie is unconsequential filler with no impact of the story. Also, bland acting and overusing CGI

>>82469827
Anyone that says ALL pop music is bad is an up their own ass, holier than thou snob. One day you'll grow up and realise there's a reason it's called "pop(ular) music", most people know how to have a good time and enjoy simple things. There are plenty of great, simple tracks that come out every year that the majority of people can enjoy. Of course a lot of it is trash (like fucking Ed Sheeran), but some classic bands like ELO and The Beatles are considered pop too.