Who should play them in the inevitable biopic?

>>82466176
>messi doesnt even smile or react
based autismo

>>82466176
kek, neymar looked pissed. the faggot. dunno why suarez backed off like an even bigger faggot

there will be a Messi biopic at some point

who could play him?

>>82466176
Christiano Ronaldo

>>82466230
Idris Elba

>>82466230
Idris Elba

>>82466176
Who was in the wrong here?

>>82466273
Fuck, you beat me to it lel

>>82466230

Kevin Hart

>>82466223
messi gives the fucking nod for him to do it

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>>82466230

>>82466418
About 5 feet too tall

>>82466223
his autism has made him the greatest footballer of all time

>>82466273
>>82466281
>>82466313
But Argentinians are white

>>82466464
>the greatest footballer of all time
He must have won a lot of cups with Argentina, right?

>>82466455
That's the idea, we need the female audience too, just make an autisic Chris playing soccer.

>>82466544
How new are you? Are you /sp/?

Whenever a "who will play him?" gets asked the default answer is Idris Elba.

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Best picture ever.

Shia Labeouf was frontrunner for an early script on Messi but that's gone out the window

>>82466594

how new are YOU?

>>82466223
>implying isn't the greatest ruseman of all
He has his soldiers do it for him

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>>82466641
I'm old

>>82466230
Miley cyrus

>>82466176
Fuck off with your home game where you kick the opposing man's balls into your sacks

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>>82466176
They should play themselves tbqh

>>82466817
That's a goal celebration you moron.

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>>82466176
Does anyone else gets a kinda..off wibe from messi?

I mean Ronaldo is ofc the a - typical cocky douchbag that loves himself, etc. etc but at least he feels honest about it.

Messi is known to be the more "humble" goat. He's just so...plain in an really unsettling way. Everything he does seems calculated to some degree, and his new "hip" look is absolutely cringe worthy, like he just found some hipster model from 2012 and decided to copy the style.

Really feels like he's overall a typical //no - personlity// type person that's really boring to hangout with and hardt to have an interesting conversation with.

Strikes me kinda as an grown up child too, i'll bet my nutsack on that he's a huge manchild at home and dosn't help out with the kids, not nesecerly because he's a douche, he's just too autistic to know better

idk guy just rubs me the wrong way

>>82466845
No, they're all "simulating" being injured because someone in the crowd threw a water bottle

>>82467005
>his new "hip" look is absolutely cringe worthy, like he just found some hipster model from 2012 and decided to copy the style.

it's le "footy lad" look

>>82467005
>typical cocky douchbag that loves himself, etc. etc but at least he feels honest about it.

There's nothing honest about being a closeted homosexual

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>>82466176
i gotta agree he is quite an interesting character

>>82467005
>that's really boring to hangout with and hardt to have an interesting conversation with
I feel an urge to cave my brother's face in when he says that about whoever doesnt live his instagram lifestyle. I bet you're the same kind of cunt

>>82468950
lmao he reacts like a child

>>82467005
it's because he has legit autism.

>>82466176
I would cave Suarez's stupid fucking head in

kek y did nerman get so mad