>Dr.Agon I'm LotR

>uh, you don't get to bring a fellowship

>He works for the necromancer. The flaming body part man
>SAURON?
>Eye

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See eye?
Aye

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>Sauron-man
>surprised he's a villain

>Perhaps he's wondering why you would shoot a man before throwing him off an eagle

>"I have the one ring."
>"You think this gives you power over me?"

YOU'RE A SMALL GUY

>he works for the nazgul
>the hoodetta men

>>82462599
>3rd age
>giving a fuck about some floating eye who wishes he was back with morgoth
>fucks up by pouring himself into a ring and teaching a noldor elf ( you know the ones that gave birth to the greatest elf and the other elf that challenged your master to single combat and wounded his immortal ass for all time) how to make them in the first place thinking he wont make others without him being present

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>>82462599
Isildur's Bane?

And the eagles?

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>"We've got some nice cozy faggot-sized rooms. Always happy to cater to the queer folk."

Jesus, Jackson.