Buns luxuriantly oiled

mommy nice and thicc

>>82460861
You will never be 12 and get molested by her.

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Dick incredibly erect

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>>82460861

>ears

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Oh dear, are you spying on me again? Oh gosh, and you're all sweaty! Let mommy finish that off for you and then I'll bake you some tendies. Would you like that?

>>82460861

Mommy can I have milk with my rustic bread and grapes today?

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>>82460932

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>>82460861
food general?

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Woman like her make being a virgin unbearable

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>she will never pack your lunchie, press you into her bosom and walk you to the bus stop on your first day of school

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>>82462355

>>82462325
>>82462636

muh dick

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Stop objectifying women you worthless infidels. Repent.

>>82460861
buns expertly covered

>>82462797
If that were me doing that I would have drooped it half of it on the table

>>82462957

Lick it up, you little slut

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>>82462797

i'd fuck her in the ass if you know what i mean

>>82463229
No I don't. What do you mean?

>>82462881
Do you think celebrities ever wear burkas to stay anonymous?

>>82462325
>Making shit food post-ironically by using 'fancy' ingredients

Christ, It's just a load of animal fat and carbs to short-circuit the dopamine system and taste 'good' with no sophistication, but this guy thinks he's a post-modern culinary wizard

>>82462797
>cheese sir?
>well.. sure. I'll take a little bit on my potatoes please

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>>82462325

>>82463462
Fuck, I never thought of that.
That's actually genius.

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>cooking can't be kin-

>>82463565
I threw up in my mouth watching this disgusting shit.

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>>82463565
nigga

>>82463591
after I was done with her she wouldn't walk right for days maybe longer

>>82463591
Muh heart

>>82463565
America is doomed

>>82463581
>>82463462
>>82462881
This is why celebrities are pro muslim.

>>82463515
in one episode she ate a chorizo like a hotdog.

that bitch had no idea what a chorizo is.

>>82462325
>this is american high cuisine

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>>82460861
You will never have crazy coke-fueled anal sex with your head burried in those giant tits :(

>>82463874
looks like some japanese shit tbqh

>>82463565
sort of want

>>82463591
her degenerative disease can only get worse as she gets older. It's really sad.

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>>82463993
stop this shit

>>82460861
MOMMY

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>>82463591
>she has a boyfriend

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speaking of luxuriantly oiled

>>82464102
OI FUCKWIT! THERE'S NO 'CHA ON ME 'ZA

>>82464102
gordon such a snob. Id go ham on that Za.

>>82460861
i'd oil her buns

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>>82463977
>sad-alone-boy-hd-images.jpg

>>82462355
you'll forget about it once you reach 30.

>>82464475
>b-but im so whacky... how come no girls want me

>>82460861
Tasty, masty... Scrummy, yummy...

>>82464657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcgCx7tVBRo

>>82463719
Don't look for her actual videos. Be happy with the illusion.

>>82463591
Does she have the Palsy or is she doing a no elbow-bending cooking challenge?

>>82464095
>expecting someone to not take a chance on literal dick crippling handjobs

>>82465142

The former

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Come snuggle with mommy. I put on Finding Nemo too, I know it's your favorite.

>>82463591

Post the webm of her using her feet to dildo her ass

>>82463977

Don't worry anon, I'll fuck you in the ass anyway

>>82463462

Tempted to rip of the next burka I see next to see if it's actually Ryan gosling underneath

>>82467158

>In other news, Anonymous, The Hacker Known As 4Chan, unwittingly foils a suicide bomber in downtown Columbus by ripping off the assailants towel

>>82467031
wat? does that really exist?

>>82463565
Good god

I'd rather watch someone get their head blown off than this disgusting shit

>>82467297

Yes. I was hoping someone would post it.

>>82461202
:((

>>82463908
She's not pro-muslim

She wears that because she wants to keep her pale skin

>>82465526
I have a friend with a 10/10 mom and after his dad died he moved back in with her. They've both been "single" since.

Why does no one like rick and morty?
I would like to give my personal experience, since Rick and Morty does make me feel like no other show ever:

I am 40 yr old male, and the topics presented in this cartoon are great science fiction. Not Star Trek simple stuff, but Philp K Dick philosophically complex issues, presented like vulgar jokes.

Most episodes could become a Matrix or Blade Runner like movie.

Just as a sample, in one episode they go to an arcade to play a videogame called Roy. In it, Morty puts on a helmet and a small kid wakes up thinking Mortys life was a nightmare he just had. This kid, Roy, has a whole life where he marries, beats cancer and finally dies in his old age in an accident. The moment he dies, Morty wakes up again in the arcade.

It is a short joke within the episode, but I have never seen the idea of living inside a simulation ( which is the application of Descartes' Methodic Doubt) so well executed and so succintly explained. And so justified. And funny.

I miss the science fiction comedies of the past, like Back to the Future (in which these characters are based), Innerspace, Galaxy Quest, etc. The only science fiction comedy I know of in this day and age, is Rick and Morty. And it is an excellent one.

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>>82462797
>dropping molten cheese in the same plate with salad

>>82467499
Have any reasoning behind your suspicion that they're actually fucking?

>>82467532
>Galaxy Quest
go and watch it right now
its terrible; you only liked it because you were young

>>82467532

I think it's just a meme really.

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>>82463565
what the fuck

>>82465526
>Shoes on the couch

dropped

>>82460861
Drunk as fuck, dreaming of a comfy chubby cooking gf :(

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>>82463565
What the fuck is wrong with Americans!?

>>82460861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

I've jacked off to this video

>>82462325
do Americans really eat this?

>>82464102
>>82464352
Gordon is a snob he doesn't even like 'waiian 'za.

>>82465184
>getting a female to give you a handjob
Stupidest fucking thing ever

where's the lood youtube link of her?

>>82462636
This photo cuts off too soon.

>>82461202
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>82465526
MUMMY

>>82467532
Rick and Morty is alright. Certainly not bad. But its not as good as a lot of people think and for what ever reason, people get really annoyed when others say its bad. So of course trolls constantly say its shit because there's always 1 or 2 people that will fall for the bait and try to defend it. Its that simple.

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Hello mommy.

>>82469601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I

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>>82463591

>>82460861
DICK

NICE AND HARD

IN THE PAN

that's lovely

>>82470232

what's her name and where can I find the dildo video

>>82470224

Didn't someone play that to her live on radio?>

>>82462325

[Heart Attacks Internally]

>>82462636
I wonder how many lucky dicks she's sucked off. I bet it's close to 100

>>82462636
kinda looks like a young grimes or lauren mayberry

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>>82467532
Did I miss something or you people just that cancerous? Is this not a cooking show thread? Seriously fuck your show and your shilling.

BREAST

OILED AND MARINATED

>>82463912
>she ate a chorizo like a hotdog

There's literally nothing wrong with this

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>>82462797
Did they fry half a fucking wheel of cheese and scrape off the melted part?

>>82460910
fpbp

>>82470224
Fuck that gave me a semi.

>>82470310
also this
for curiosity purposes

>>82460861
>>82470220
tfw no cooking mama gf

>>82470232
>that shake when she finally gripped it

I laughed like a cunt

>>82467608
His mom sent him nudes and he acted all shocked like oh this is a mistake.

>>82471248

this

Strange how you never see pictures of Nigela's kaboose

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>>82470607
>not this

>>82467031
>>82467297
>>82467320
>>82470310
>>82471248
>>82472353

at least post a name or something IT'S TORMENTING ME KNOWING THAT IT COULD EXIST

>>82463565
every day we stray further from god

>>82462325
I hate americans so fucking much

>>82463941
>>82468140
>>82475869
I'm sorry but as an American I don't know a single word in that entire webm.
Shit is French or some shit

>>82475947
typical

>>82462325
>looking good
>adds mashed up french fries

kys

>>82462797
Now THIS is podracing!

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>>82475869
inc

>>82463565
what was the white shit?

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>>82476500

>>82463993
Would try and have heartburn for 3 days/10

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>>82476548

>>82468064
This is a British thread. You didn't "jack off", you "had a wank"

>>82470857
kek

>>82471091
That is literally what they did, they put it under a grill and have a vice-like contraction to switch wheels in and out as they're ready

>>82476510
cream. the surface is an anti-griddle, gets real cold and ice cream is made. Mainly a street food thing but they USUALLY just add berries or cookies or chocolate, stuff like that

>>82470310
>search on utube
>cooking with cebreal palsy
> she is on the first page.

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>>82461202

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>>82476807

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>>82465526
>you will NEVER rest your head on her soft thighs and suck her gigantic breasts while she gently rubs your staff

>>82471582
oh shit, it's not fair, LIFE IS NOT FAIR

>>82477069
do NOT post ja/ck/

delet pls

>>82465184
I'd just jam it in those tig ol bitties shes got

>>82476571
what do you even order to get that?

>>82477533
Doritos - all in

>>82470220
only two reasons to watch that show.. and they're both good ones

>>82477862
fuck off nonce

>>82477862
I stared at that kid's ass for an uncomfortably long period of time before realizing it wasn't eva green

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>>82477892

>>82477970
This is fine, what with there being no naked children in it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6hz7WoO6Bo

>>82476548
The hell is that?

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table

nice and clean

>>82477970
>>82478000
MORE

>>82478183
Culinary """"""""""Arts""""""""""" were a mistake

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>>82476548
Will someone fucking tell me whats that fucking shit? I have seen it posted many times and none ever answered.

>>82478343
It's pizza obviously

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>>82460861
>>82460932

>>82478343
'za

>>82478183

> when the dishwasher doesn't show up for work

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>>82461202
>women are unattractive without makeup

A german woman I find to be completely gorgeous even told me that women look like men without makeup.

If any of you ever get gfs I hope you can deal with the reality that she won't be dolled up for you 24/7.

Her father is a Lord

muh nobilityfu

>>82478343
Pizza from Korea made with squid ink dough, topped with raisins and cheese

>>82462325
>Oily dairy products and salty meat fried together

Everytime

>>82478445
Japanese women look good without makeup

>>82478506
nope

>>82478506
>Japanese women (male) look good without makeup

fix'd

>>82478506
If you mean the anime ones, then yes, they do look good withouth makeup.

How to not be deceived by a makeup whore:
> date a girl who rarely wears makeup but looks fine without it
> love her even with all her flaws
> when she finally does put on makeup it's like you're dating a hotter version of her
>???
>profit

>>82478615
let's not kid ourselves here

>>82478651

>kid ourselves

MODS

>>82478615
>when she finally does put on makeup
That is the part where chad swoops in and gives your girlfriend a better cocktreatment

>>82472857
Could Anne Hathaway play Nigella in the inevitable biopic?

>>82479271
Where are the funbags? You're underestimating the level of chestage necessary to portray Mummy #1

>>82478615
>when she finally does put on makeup
You slap the shit out of her and tell her she's not a whore

>>82479271
she'd need to get T H I C C

>>82478506
Asians are a nation of Azazel, if we are talking about make up.

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>>82472705

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>>82479571

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qofsdSMuGbg

>>82471091
It's called raclette, I think it's Swiss. My housemate bought one of those weird shaped grills and a cheese wheel and held a big raclette party once. It was fucking stinky, probably delicious but I'd already eaten.

>>82475947
its italian you moron.

it's probably some guy in jersey or new york. i would be a little surprised if this was actually being served in italy though. Authentic panini resemble nothing like american sandwiches and cured meats would not generally be served like that. Then again Venice just put a halt on fast food restaurants so what do i know.

>>82478445
My gf looks imo better without make up, not all women are naturally ugly.

>>82478615

>gf tends to wear a little too much makeup for my tastes, says it makes her feel more in control in her professional environment
>think she really does it to hide her freckles
>doesn't believe me when I tell her they're adorable

Other women are behind this, I just know it.

>>82479801
I've had raclette, but as thin slices on a grilled ham and cheese sandwich. It's like a strong smelling and tasting Emmentaler. I liked it, but I don't mind strong cheese.

>>82479827
It's almost like there is some kind of massive cosmetic industry or something

Mommy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t69oHRPb4E8

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>>82479271
>Anne Hathaway

>>82475869
>>82468140
>>82463941
>shit is cleary in Italian
>WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AMERICANS

back to getting bombed by your own people euro cucks

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>>82480390

>"food porn"
>every webm posted is disgusting

What's wrong with a bacon cheeseburger and fries? Or a slab of ribs? Or pizza? Or chicken burritos?

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>>82480475

>>82476500
No wonder you Americans are fat cunts

>>82476500
what the fuck is this shit

>>82480626
Mexican delicacy

>>82479615
Why is this old boot still around when we have Rachel Riley now?

>>82478000
ooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggggggggggggggg uuuuuunmmnjj hhhhhhhggg mooooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>82477565
no way that's real

>>82479801
Your roommate sounds fucking based

>>82479827

It's true.

Men may treat each other like shit in the workplace or other; but at the end of the day nothing will compare to how vicious a group or even a single catty/jealous/insecure woman can be, which will snowball from there.

Chances are she's cuter than someone at work or was in a prior situation, and they teased or made light of her freckles so now she's drank the koolaid and believes they're anything less than fantastic.

>>82479827
That fucking sucks anon, freckles are hot as fuck

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>>82462325
Someone say food?

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>>82481901
Medium rare, like a true patrician.

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>>82481942

>>82463591
>>82464095
BLACKED

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>>82481962
Fun fact, soup is the oldest known dish.
Here's ja/ck/'s take on it.

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>>82482032
Butter up, buckaroo.

>>82482042
Please tell me this is porn

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>>82482055

>>82460910
where does the 'pan nice and hot' meme come from

>>82482090
Found the underage, everyone

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>>82482089
Can you believe this fucking guy.

>>82482107
:(

>>82482032
he doesn't cook, he assembles

and it's terrifying

>>82482090
>>82482153


Something Gordon Ramsey always says

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>>82482199
He's an innovator

>>82482206
I figured that much, I was just wondering if it was a specific moment or not.

>>82481942
wtf lol, please link to the video, gotta watch this in it's full glory

>>82478445
stop calling your mom "a german woman" you basement dwelling degenerate cuck

>>82482307
Can't find the video, but here's his channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCf-k6-nJ6NzStEFdpBl03gQ

>>82482081
>>82482353
Ava Dalush my uncultured friends

>>82480550
>americans
Thats mexico faggot

>>82476500
yes, i'd like a plate of soggy crisps

>>82463565
Such fancy chicken nugget garnishes

>>82482454


Found it, thanks anon

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>>82482554
You might also want to find the publicagent one where she's a gym owner, that is some good shit

>>82477069
has ja/ck/ ever cooked something that isn't repulsive?

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is this a pan nice and hot thread?

>>82460861
HOW IS FANNY NOT A EUPHEMISM FOR ASS

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING IN BONGISTAN

>>82482745
Fanny is a vagina

Bum is an arse

>>82482758
>Fanny is a vagina

LITERALLY HOW

>>82482693
If you're fat his food probably looks pretty good

>>82482773
It just is, why the fuck would a fanny be an arse?

>>82482745
>>82482758
Isn't it 'phanny' when it's a vagina?

>>82482803
>phanny

That's not a word

>>82482803
Only when you're expecting a lady boy

>>82482715
This looks like something peasants would eat during the dark ages.

>>82480520
>white ice cream

what did they mean by that?

>>82482980
She craves some of that honkey dick

>>82480520
he's so cute when he's acting cool. him and cooking mommey in a 'shy guy fucks first time' scene would be so wonderful

>>82480520
>that look in there eyes
you just fucking KNOW

>>82483082
>that will be Barron in 7 years

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post hawt food kinos

>>82483130
man I ememeber that shit

>>82483130
she gives me such a hard on

>>82480520
This in today:
>Donald buys the store and fires everyone
>Ivanka rapidly deep throats ice cream

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Izakaya-kino incoming

>>82478506

fuck off weeaboo

>>82463977
I like that

>>82479801
European here, can confirm. Usually though we just put slices in a sort of grill, it's more convenient than having to melt and entire cheese.

>>82464095
I don't think she does anymore, so you might have a chance.

>>82463565
american"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""cuisine""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>82482454
Jesus Christ some Anon said the exact same thing on a similar thread weeks ago

>>82461202
good thing titties don't need no makeup

>>82478343
Finally a post with actual good food.

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>>82478343
imagine how many animals were murdered just for this gif

i think i'm gonna puke

>>82473708
>IT'S TORMENTING ME KNOWING THAT IT COULD EXIST
It doesn't

>>82484041
frankenhooker is kino

>>82461202
FACE NICE AND AGED

>>82463565
>love food

>>82482055
This faggot is more handicapped than the girl with cerebral palsy.

Fucking hell.

>>82484041
>imagine how many animals were murdered just for this gif
about 1/100 of a cow

>>82462797
Does the U.S. simply have so much meat and cheese that they don't know what to do with it?

>>82484422
raclette is a swiss dish

>>82462797
this looks so tasty

would I have to go to yurope to eat this

tfw amerifat

>>82467624

I recently watched it for the first time and thought it was great. Tim Allen is a great lead.

>>82477069
>salad

errytime

>>82476500
This is a Mexican thing. It's known as Dorilocos and basically involves throwing a load of shit on top of chips.

>>82476571
The way she cuts the bag and takes each dorito out one at a time always irritates me. As if it needs that level of perfection when it ends up covered in so much crap.

>>82484986
>chips
no, those are crisps

>>82485064
I know fellow britfag, but I'm speaking to our American cousins.

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>>82485352

>>82485395
whatre you implying by this?

>>82485352
back to recipe?

>>82485352
>>82485395

yeah my girl loves choking and breath play, too

>>82485492
I'm implying nothing. The pictures speak for themselves

>>82460932
:,(

>>82463229
i'd suck your cum out of her ass and feed it to her if you know what i mean

>>82482081

well it's obviously not a cooking show you nitwit

>>82482089

>how do you like your hamburger cooked, sir?
>blue rare, please

this guy needs to be taken down by a FDA hit squad

>>82482133

seems aight, can a fucking Leaf confirm whether that's gross or not?

>>82483924
That was probably also me

>>82482949

that makes sense, because it's what peasants eat in the information age

>>82483130

okay the stone-faced hip gyrating has me dying of laughter

>>82485644
God damnit now I'm imagining government agents surrounding Jack's house telling him to give it up and he starts launching under cooked pork and chicken at the officers and releasing a flood of mayo-salsa to stop their advance.

>>82482949
Are you american? Honest question.

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pie, nice and runny

>>82485672
tastes amazing. disgusting as hell.
pretty much what you'd expect

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pan, nice and cold

>>82478445

Last two exes only used some mascara and were lookers. You rarely see makeup prominently in the netherlands, as opposed to the brits who slather that shit on like it's going out of fashion.

>>82485959

>okay, gently set the steak in cold oil
>carefully, carefully now...
>okay just drop it it's fine
>oops ruined another shirt

this person does not need to be anywhere near a kitchen

>>82486181
that shirt already has some far worse stains on it.

>>82486127

>that'll be 200 dollars US

worth it to watch him work, desu

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potatoes, nice and chopped

>>82463979
the text on the box at the beginning is in English.

>>82486227
>Uses all these stupid appliances to avoid cutting and peeling shit by himself
>Calls himself a cook

>>82486127
The thing that amazes me is how he's just freeballing the amount of liquor in the beginning and in the end its the perfect amount for the glass. Like to the drop.

>>82486127
what a fucking waste

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>>82486346
to be fair he outright says he just "tries stuff" to learn alongside his viewers.
Basically he has a cop out excuse for every time he is incompetent.

>>82485672
Poutine is delicious, but you're supposed to use cheese curds

>>82480132
That is clearly a guy from jersey or some shit, posing as an actual italian.

>>82463941
>>82468140
>Americans are stupid.

Good morning from America, Europe. Have you prayed to Allah, yet?

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>>82486127
all that shit and he uses a fucking lighter

>>82460861
ARTICHOKED

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>and reveal that juicy flesh inside

>>82461202
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

>>82486825
mommy

>>82486825
need milk mommy
mommy pls

>>82462325
>americans

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>>82471582

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>>82471582
how old is your friend and his mum?

>>82482243
its specifically his home cooking stuff

>>82482457
And? What's your point?

>>82470232
Spaz lol

>>82486347
no such thing as freeballing. on the bottle there is a special thing that lets out the exact amount, if you want more you have to turn the bottle back to neutral and head down again.

literally impossible to pour too much

>>82482776
It really doesn't

Aunt Myrna's cheese salad is fucking horrifying

>>82484422
>yuropoor can't even recognize his own continent's food

>>82468382
>a woman has never touched his peepee

>>82464716
d-delte this

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>>82464187
>>82464352
>>82468171
>caliing it za

>>82460861
She's a crazy bitch too. She got caught high on coke cheating on her husband or something

t. Britfag

>>82486227
why the fuck would he upload this

>>82487416
Not on that one, there's a choke but no limiter. Also the amount of booze flowing out is way more than any device would allow, save for the possibility that they have their own. And he shifts the bottle when it's still pouring.