You spilled Steve Austins beer and he looks at you like this. What do?

>>82442786
It's fine, I'm not a woman, nor his wife, so that pussy wouldn't do anything.

Tell him that HHH was the bigger draw

was this guy ever a heel?

*GLASS BREAKS*

>>82442887
yeah, but the audience liked him so much they cheered for him anyways

>>82442887
Before he was stone cold, in wcw yeah.

>>82442786
Call him a manlet and tell him to fuck off

>Steve Austin?
>Heh, more like Steve Autism
>*as he gets up I pull my hacking phone out*
>Not so fast there Steve
>I'm part of the Alt-right
>*tip my fedora as he cowardly sits back down and minds his own business*

Feels good being part of the most notorious group in the world.

bonesaw is ready

>>82442887

Austin was always a tweener, never truly a face or a heel

>>82442982

>Googled Austin Quran (2:191-193)

What the fuck, McMahon?!

Offer to buy him 10 more beer. He drinks cheap shit.

Smash my own beer glass over his head. This is the Irish Way.

Watcha wanna fight out about faggot?

>>82443110
t. Jimmy "Brooklyn Leprechaun" Fitzpatrick-D'angelo

>>82442786

Walk away slightly faster than he and his fucked up knees can.

>>82442828
HI PAUL

>>82442786
IT'S MY LIFE IN A BOX

>>82442887
there was a period when he was on Vince's side. It was weird.

>>82442786
I get a 30 pack.

I wish I could kill every single mouthbreathing retard who enjoys this "sport"

Either hit him with a stunner or call the rock for help.

Put him in the Sharpshooter and SCREW HIM

id apologize and toss him another, just as id expect him to do for me

MAN CODE BRO

>>82443978
Holy shit, WWF living in this guy's head rent free.

>>82442786
Throw him another. He has to catch them.

buy him a jalapeno burger

call him a jabroney

>>82442786

Vince made me do it

>>82442786

Apologize and buy him another. You think I meant to spill Stone Cold's beer? That's fucking disrespectful.

The only time wrestling was good, prove me fucking wrong.

>>>/asp/

>>82444141
Seconded. No need to act rude, if it was my fault I'd be more than happy to order him a new one as an apology.

>>82442786
Fuck you stone cold, you used to spill beers all over yourself and into the crowd all the time. Don't act like you suddenly have this high value on beer.