My scenes are shot and waiting on your desk, /tv/.

Remind me again Eric, what is your fee?

>>82439898
Honestly he's an example of what someone with absolutely no talent but incredible levels of work ethic can do.

>>82439898
But we haven't even written the script yet
I'm not even making a movie

>>82440580
A half full jar of pearl onions and a left slipper.

>>82440580
Please add me on MSN Messenger

>>82440580
Just to appear in the credits, of course!

>>82440580

Well at least he's half decent at playing super smug assholes.

>>82440580
half a bottle of rum and an 8 ball

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Last week I was in Hollywood and wanted to take a selfie when Eric Roberts suddenly approached me. At first he just stood there and looked at me for a few seconds before asking "hey there what are you filming?"
I told him I was just about to take a selfie.
He said "oh, no, that's not how you make a movie. you have to make a video then it's a film haha!"
"heh... yeah I think a normal selfie will do just fine. After al-"
"Nonsense! Here, let me set the scene so we can film a nice take. Do you know what a "take" is? It's a term professionals like me use in the Biz, Biz meaning the film business."
"I really can't right now I'm sor-"
"So we'll just put you here and I'll walk across the street. Don't forget to yell action and cut haha."
"O-okay... y-yeah.."
"What do you mean okay? We haven't discussed my fee yet."
"O-oh.. I d-"
"What you got in your pockets?"

At that point I just ran away.

He's so good looking, how come his daughter is ugly?

Hi, I'm Eric Roberts!

You might remember me from everything ever made!

>>82441091
He is so recognizable yet i cant think of a single kino he has featured in...

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>>82439898
>"Eric, the merchandise department suggested we could raise profits by releasing a video game tie-in-- what... what's this? There's a 50gb folder on my computer... it's... how did you know? The reviews are already out... incredible."

can someone explain this meme to me?

>>82441182
The Dark Knight

>>82440612
>No talent

He was fucking amazing in Nature of the Beast. Fuck yourself.

>>82441510
Eric Roberts is more than just a meme. Eric Roberts is an actor. A great actor. The hardest working actor in showbiz.

>>82441510
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000616/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1

He's working on getting the biggest filmography in the world.

>>82441510
Eric Roberts is in like 500 movies every year and the guy probably doesn't require a really noteworthy payment.

According to Eric he just loves working. Doesn't matter which film it is. He loves meeting new people and travelling about.

>>82441620
>half a packet of cigarettes and a hug

>>82441634
>Watch TV while making breakfast
>It's an ad for carpenting tools, Bauhaus company
>Peter Stormare is making a bike
>Door opens
>It's fucking Eric Roberts

I started laughing like an idiot thanks to this place.

>>82441182
He was Evil CIA in The Expendables

>>82439898
I watched this horrible, horrible "Hansel and Gretel" film with BooBoo & Fivel as Hansel and Gretel and he was their instructor who taught them how to fight witches! Anyway HORRIBLE ACTOR. Also the wish fulfillment chick from Virtual Reality. Vanessa whatshername was the head witch, horrible plastic surgery - she fucked herself up real good

>>82441182

inherent vice

>>82441182
Runaway Train you giant pleb

>Eric Roberts will never be your father-inlaw

Gib Emma pls

>>82442355
He can be, if you turn your home into the movie stage

>>82439898
Do you think he's watched his daughter on the casting couch?

>>82439898
Wasn't he in Sharktopus?

>>82442446
>Eric you can make movies in my house everyday if you give me Emma
>hell take my wife!

>>82440580
the half drained batteries from your remote.

>>82442858
He was the couch.

Remember to visit his website

>http://www.ericrobertsactor.com/

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>>82441607
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt5934474/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_9
Whatever this is it looks neat.

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>>82443301
>comes out only on December 2017

>>82440612
He's not a bad actor. I just assume he has dealers or a bad gambling addiction to pay off.