Dear oh dear

>>82439477
wow wow wow

facking hell

test

ARE YOU A PLONKER

MERDE

>These eggs, you laid them yourself?
>That's impossible Chef
>Fuck me

now FOCK OFF

>>82439477
You've never cooked oysters? Are you pulling my plonker?

>you make your own bread?
>yes, chef
>and you grow the wheat to make the flour, yes?
>w-well we buy the flour, chef
>unbelievable

>>82440689
FUCKING DOUGHNUT

>Is that gold leaf on the chocolate cake?
>Yes chef
>and you mined the gold yourself?
>of course not chef
>Christ

>>82439477
>the chef doesn't grow his own herbs and raise his own beef

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YOU, BIG BOY, C'MERE YOU FUCKING DONUT

>can you name every single cut of beef and identify which part of the cow it's from on this diagram?
>no chef
>fuck me, off to the farmers market we go then

>is this ice cream made fresh?
no chef it's frozen
>you fucking donkey

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>C'MERE YOU
>YES CHEF
>FUCK OFF
>YES CHEF

>this is the absolute... best example of a meal I ever had... of how not to do it... without a mistake

Did you make this human mule yourself?
> how could we do that chef?
FUCKING DONKEY

>Is this water fresh?
>Yes chef.
>What's this, then? A faucet, with bloody knobs on it. Bloody hell.

>Here's your all new menu, with how to make simple, delicious water from scratch with locally farmed, sustainable molecules.

>>82440960
>is this joke fresh?
>no, chef
>christ almighty

Meme on the man all you want, don't tell me this isn't kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6ff-ShY5Bw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXiBei_iUes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a40VeD8YxiU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0D1duynFR4

>flirts with waitress
>picks food apart food
>"look a this"
>"damn"
>"take this back, and tell the owner we need to talk"

Pizza up, Chef!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

>smashes a hole in the wall
>rips out a stud
>restaurant collapses
>"oh gawd what is this?!?"

Unbelievable

deer roll deer world alrede

IT'S LIKE A MOSAIC

Undercooked, underdone, and yet still CRIPSY AS FUCK

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>>82439477
oh dear oh dear

>>82440682
twat

>>82441435
LEAVE

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SOUPS UP CHEF

>>82442159
>negro
why am i not surprised

>this wine's fresh, yeah?
>no chef it's uhh, vintage 1957
>jesus...

>>82442159

That's some Temple of Doom shit there

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>>82442159

UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE

*creepy violin sound*

IT'S FUCKING RAW

>>82440689
fucking kek

I love these threads

YOU FUCKING DONKEY

>you're done here
>give me your jacket
>and your OTHER jacket

>>82442464
>hands over rabbiforeskins to gordumb

Walter I have huge problem with this dish

>>82442464
>"in english, chef"
>folds a steak
>sticks a knife through it

>Demolishes entire restaurant, kills owner in process
>Finds dead fly underneath the floorboards
>"Fuck me"

>>82441643
that's the thing with these threads, I'm not sure if people actually dislike him or if it's just memes

it's funny anyway

>This fish is nicely seasoned
>Th-Thanks Chef
>Show me your salt mine
>S-Salt mine???
>Fucking Christ

>>82442868
i think most people find him funny as fuck. and if you watch a lot of his videos you realize he's actually a pretty decent guy and fully justified to get mad most of the time.

RAAAWWW

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>>82442868
YOU

>>82443058
YOU

>>82443205
YOU


GET OUT

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IT'S LIKE GANDHI'S FLIP FLOPS

>>82442868
/tv/ loves Ramsey. These threads are a product of their endearment.

>gordon eating steak
>"wait a minute"
>chef starts repeatedly stabbing steak with knife
>does this until steak is nothing but mush
>slams his hand on the mush
>a bit of juice can be seen on the tip of his fingernail
>"My goodness, look at all that grease"

>Where's the specials for table two?!
>I've got the district restaurateur riding my ass, Fagursky!

>>82439477
I want one of you fags to stream some Chef Ramsay today desu.

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My God, what a mess...

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>>82444105
KEK

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>>82441643
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6ff-ShY5Bw
>they just set up an ice kitchen on the ice right next to the hole they dove into to catch the king crab
fookin 'ell

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>back in line

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>>82440689

>What kind meat is this?
>Its beef chef
>You kill the cow yourself?
>Ah no chef
>Fucking plonker

>>82442159
que delícia cara

>>82442464
>You have 5 minutes to boil that egg
>I'll do it in 1

>>82445014
>We can do this the easy way, or the hard way

>Christ, wear a hairnet or you'll ruin the food you fucking moron!
>Chef, If you touch one hair on her bread...

>>82444931
>You kill the cow yourself?
>yes chef
>you raise the cow yourself?
>yes chef, in open range on my land
>you calve the cow yourself?
>yes chef, even brought in a veterinarian to oversee the delivery
>what about the mother?
>i-i bought her at a cattle auction as a heifer a few years back, chef
>Fuckin' Christ.....

>>82445104
noice

Wow

do yourself a favour and watch some absolute turbokino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-xCIstDBaI

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>>82439477
>netflix doesn't have all the US Kitchen Nightmares seasons
fuck life

is there even uncensored versions of the newer hells kitchen anymore? censored is unwatchable

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>>82445302
this thread is a goldmine

What's the best kitchen nightmares episode?

>>82446577
The one with the fat twins
Capri i think is the name of it

>>82440689
The shit this man will go through just to get some fresh food

>>82445302
PLONKER

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>>82446577
well of course besides Amy's, there's the one with the fedora kid. his parents spent his money and don't understand why he's pissed.
>we bought a restaurant with your inheritance
>but that was my money
>we know! it's great, you can even work at it!

>>82446929
this one legit made me the maddest out of all the episodes

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>>82441820
>sliding cardboard and plastics into the fire with the pizza cooking in there

>Show me your online inventory system
>Here it is, chef
>You code the database yourself?
>Of course, chef
>Computers handmade?
>Yes, chef, built from parts
>You produce your own electricity?
>Yes, chef, we have 3 generators
>How do you fuel them?
>Well, we buy the gas from the gas station
>Fucking hell

>>82446696
>>82446577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSm5mkp-CYM

>>82446997
r0fflecopter, they cry constantly. They'll probably transition to womanhood with a year.

>>82440925
I'm not a chef, and can do this.
Anyone who works with food should be able to do that.

>>82447329
>Anyone who works with food should be able to do that.
1% of people who work with food know that.

>>82441643
The shark fin saga is kino as well

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ajnboDfY1OI

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=388Y1VVBYd8

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VESaWTRbGHc

>>82447329
Us humanists (vegetarians) don't bother learning the parts of the animal because you don't fucking cruel.

>>82447420
That's pretty fucking pathetic.

>>82447503
>"The worst act of animal cruelty I've ever seen"
forgetting he has taught children and adults how to cut through a lobster brain to kill it because it tastes better freshly killed.

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ITS FUCKING RAAAAAAW

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what do you think of this pizza chef?

>>82447650
It's a damn fine attempt by a mentally challenged fellow.

>these eggs, are they fresh?
>yes chef, I grow them in my own backyard

>>82447650
>no cooked result

Fuck off you

>>82447596
As opposed to killing it how? Lethal injection?

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>>82447751
you wanted cooked food chef?

>>82447793
well shit i thought it was jack

>>82447781
>As opposed to killing it
that sounds good. just don't eat it, it's that easy.

>>82447596
>killing the animal instantly and consuming most of its flesh to avoid waste
vs
>only cutting off a small piece of the animal and allowing it to die slowly and painfully

>>82447965
No

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>>82447965

>>82448227
>it's jewish to not want to be unnecessarily cruel
got that mixed up, fella

>>82448258
>instakilling a lobster is unnecessarily cruel
>implying a lobster can feel pain
>oy vey goy, don't eat that poor lobster, let me take it back to my private lobster reserve so it can live out its days in comfort

>>82448258
I do not partake in the meats but instakilling the lobster is a lot more humane than cutting a sharks fins off and throwing it back into the ocean without even bothering to put it out of it's misery. those fucks are intentionally trying to be as cruel as possible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8xtw4tSmuQ

kek

>>82448802
people mock the editing but it works.

they gradually make the restaurant look worse and worse. something just keeps going wrong. Gordon keeps getting angrier and the music gets faster. it's actually quite tense.

Why would anyone want to advertise their shitty restaurants like that?
People can see how fucking disgusting their kitchens are, how the fuck can they even get customers after being on air

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EgVCyNT0Sw

>>82447793

This isn't a ja/ck/ thread man

>>82448802
>what fruitcake is operating this
woah. that was uncalled for. is ramsay a homophobe?

>>82448941
This is the thing i don't understand. free publicity sure is a great thing. and i think has actually helped a couple restaurant Gordon's been at.

HOWEVER you know your restaurant is gonna be on tv for millions to see. you know you're gonna have a world class chef and you can't even be bothered to clean up the disgusting fridge. how lazy can you be?

>>82448941
While being a huge show, the types of people that would come to these shithole restaurants are not people familiar with gordon ramsey etc., nor would they give a shit how filthy it is in the back I imagine.

>>82449148
>nor would they give a shit how filthy it is in the back I imagine.

Probably this, I've seen people watch their burger being dropped onto a filthy floor, picked up, not even cleaned, and handed to them, and they still ate it

>>82441643
Do chefs get more resistant to heat? He's standing with his hand in the fire on the puffin video like its nothing.

>>82449616

>Is that a fire?
>Yes chef
>Did you invent it yourself?
>No chef
>Unbelievable

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I used to have a video of Amy['s Baking Company] from back in her porn days, but my external drive crashed and I still need to recover it

PAN

HOT

>>82441024
not funny key n peele

>>82445343
Wonderful

>>82448949
kek

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>>82446858

>>82446577
momma cheris soul food kitchen

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>>82445104
awesome. for (you) good sir.

>>82442868
How can you not like him? He's very entertaining and apparently a great chef.

>sips water
>"these ice cubes, are they fresh?
>"no chef, they were frozen"
>"fuck me! Wake up you donkey"

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PAN

NICE AND HOT

>>82450789
I see this fucking meme all the time, but what the Christ is wrong with a fucking hot pan?

>>82439477
Ramsay shouldn't shit on anyone else ever since he burned toast while trying to make eggs.

>>82450929
Are you mentally retarded?

>>82450929
Nothing wrong. It's just the quote, and the style how Ramsay narrates those short segments.

ALL OF YOU!

JUST. STOP.

GET A GRIP PLEASE.

>>82449616
Yes it's like people who work in construction or something using their hands, they eventually get tough as fuck over the years.

Check this video Gordon goes to some authentic indian restaurant to learn. and he burns his hand after only putting his hand near some fire hole. while the indian dude literally puts his entire fucking arm down there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p0zliwolK8

>these fish are fresh, yes?
>yes chef
>and you caught them yourself, yes?
>yes chef, on my own boat
>and you built the boat yourself, yes?
>not myself, my father built it
>fucking christ!

>The rice was perfect, where are your paddy fields?
>P-Paddy fields???
>FUCKING HELL!

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>Naaam Chef Ramsey

>>82452147
>these fish are fresh, yes?
>yes chef
>and you caught them yourself, yes?
>yes chef, on my own boat
>and you built the boat yourself, yes?
>yes chef
>and you got the wood yourself yes?
>yes chef chopped the wood with my axe
>and you built the axe yourself yes?
>yes with some other wood
>and you planted the trees yourself yes?
>yes chef
>and you created the earth yes?
>c-chef?
OH COME ON