Why don't people like sitting in the front of the theater?

Because it's uncomfortable looking up all the time? Are you retarded?

because it makes it easier for the designated theatre shooter to hit you

have you ever been to a theater op?

OP try actually going to a theater, you should do it at least once in your life. Then you can sit in the very front row and see how much fun it is.

its like you WANT to have everyone see you masturbating

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Because I don't want to sit like this for 2 hours

>not sitting as close as possible to the projector and blocking the sex scenes with your hand

Can't see the whole screen at once, sometimes. Depends on the theater. People who prefer to sit in the back of the theater are plebs though, 100%

>>82437899
>>82437925
>>82437954
But I have sat in the front before.

Its nice sitting back, resting my head on the chair, and just watching the movie.

>>82437816
>sitting next to the viper pits and right in front of the designated shitting aisles
yeah, no thanks

>>82437816
Woah, can you guys really chose where to sit at cinemas? that must be an european custom or something.
In my country we just have a lottery before the movie starts, the unlucky one usually end at the front near the vomit fountains and the japanese hornets nests

>>82438052
Well, that sucks

Why don't they have theaters where the screen is on the ceiling and people lie down to watch?

>>82438605
That's fucking stupid

>>82438842
...it just might work

>>82438842
Ever look up at the stars?

>>82438939
only faggots look at stars

>>82439202
fuck yeah bro I only look at my bank account getting fat while bitches suck my dick already fat bitch

>>82438939
Not for 2 hours

>>82439354
then you haven't seen the stars

>>82439354
BTFO
>>82439492

>>82439492
BTFO
>>82439354

Because it's worse for seeing the entirety of the screen

>>82438939
WARREN BUFFET
>>82438581

i rather not watch the movie tham sit in tte front desu. that being said i havent been to the cinema in five years

I like to see a movie from every angle in the theater, the front, to the left, and right it gives me a different perspective on the movie. I'll be seeing Guardians of the Galaxy for the third time on the right tomorrow

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>>82439766

>Guardians of the Galaxy
>Third time

>>82438605
Sounds cool, but lying next to several strangers would make me uncomfortable

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>>82439766
>Guardians of the Galaxy
>Third time
Just why

>>82439766
Wait until you see it from up above. I don't want to spoil things but just make that your final viewing of it.

Spectacular.

>>82437816
Because people throw crab legs at you after the movie ends and you can't catch them because everyone is getting out of their seats.

niggers throw shit at me

I watched a film once in the front row and i dont even know why those seats are sold.
You can't see anything the image is distorted.

>>82440409
empty cup thrown at you, you look back and its obvious who did it, even thought is always the black girl laughing the loudest.

why are niggers so unable to behave?