Why was he such an asshole?

He made the islands, the sun, the sky. So you're welcome?

Because he's a literal god who doesn't give any fucks about us pesky mortals and does whatever he feels like

>>82435133
You'd be in a bad mood too if you were imprisoned on an Island for 1000 years

>>82435228
Him caring too much about mortals is what led him to being stuck in the middle of nowhere. It's actually kind of sad. The guy gets thrown away as a child, and is given the power to do basically whatever he wants from the gods, and he still chooses to steal the heart to give to mortals, just to try and be accepted by the very people who threw him away.

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>>82435375
>trying to be accepted by the very people who threw him away
[Spoiler] aren't we all [/spoiler]

WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT

>>82436370
YOU'RE WELCOME!

Because Samoans are essentially The Crips of the Pacific.

>>82436815
All islanders are niggers

>>82436866
Fuck off /pol/

>>82435133
YOU'RE WELCOME

>>82435666
yes satan

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>Gets discovered by a hot girl in literally the middle of nowhere
>Puts her into a trance with his song and charisma
>Does nothing with this opportunity except steal her boat
>Leaves her there but takes the cock

Really makes you think

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>>82435666
Check'd

He's a fucking demigod who made islands and shit, how about a "thank you"?

>>82437472
He probably still remembers when he could crush puss 10x hotter than her and was just trying to book it to the first big island he could find.

The fucking hair physics in this movie is outstanding. Whoever was responsible for it should get a raise

>>82438155
The water was on point but, yeah, apparently they had to take whatever the fuck they did to get the hair going in Rapunzel and upgrade it. The result was really spectacular. I kept marveling at it.

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this movie sucked

>>82438932
Nah, was a 7/10

a comfy movie not like your furry shit

>>82438104
Thank you?

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>>82435133
Why did the ocean kill her dad's best friend?

>>82435133
Because the writers are hacks and pacific islanders didn't make a record of the nature/temperament of their gods so they were portrayed exactly the same as Greek/Roman gods.

>>82435133
this guy looks literally like the lady who cleans my house.

>>82439257
He was gay

>>82439257
He didn't consider the coconut