Donald Trump.

>>82434073
Faggot

>>82434371
I am a heterosexual cis white male.

BIG
RUSSIAN
COCK

IN HIS

SMALL
ORANGE
HANDS

>>82433822

Can we all put aside our partisan bullshit and simply celebrate that gay bashing is now acceptable on broadcast television? I mean, come on. Donald Trump is such a faggot that he sucks Vlad's cock! HA HA, DRUMPF = OWNED!

>>82434467
Please stop shitting up my thread.

Ronald J Blumpf lol

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is fat

his old man balls must stink horribly

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I WILL SINGLE HANDEDLY BRING ABOUT A FAG GENOCIDE, I WILL BE A HERO TO GOD BY ENDING THEIR REIGN OF DEGENERACY

BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMPH

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>Colbert walks onstage, smugger than usual
>The racially diversified audience are on the physical edge of their seats in anticipation
>"So, I noticed that it's two thousand and seventeen in the year of our lord and savior and uhh..."
>The women are all wetter than Niagara Falls after seeing the smirk on Colberts face
>"and... uhh... people still support the Republican Party and Zrumpf"
>Public warning systems across the country sound, alerting all citizens of a DEFCON 1 alert
>All white men in the audience ejaculate stronger than they ever have before while all the nonwhite men in the audience are given permanent 18 inch erections
>All homosexuals in the audience open their mouths to holster these erections
>"And... Zrumpf is”...
>All world leaders convene an emergency meetings
>"I mean, really?"
>At once - a cacophony of shrieks and laughter of immeasurable magnitude erupts from the crowd
>"I mean c'mon people - I'm looking at you, white males!"
>All the women in the audience immediately begin twerking on the nearest black guy until the vibrations begin super-heating his body to neutron star level temperatures
>The camera zooms in on Colbert's face
>"Seriously, do you not realize what year it is?"
>The tidal forces resulting from the combination of applause, laughter, and tribal dancing starts to alter the very fabric of time itself
>Colbert's face begins to bend and contort until it loses any resemblance to its original figure
>The universe as we know it rips and vanishes into sheer darkness, leaving only one cardboard sign from the audience floating indefinitely within the endless abyss
>"It was her turn!"

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>>82433822
DARNARLD BLUUURMPFFFF

>>82433822
*UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER*