>EXCLUSIVE: Universal Pictures has set Shane Salerno to write

If they care about authenticity at all the actors who sign on to this movie will have to go beyond what slackjaw faggots are used to. I'd rather they at least use muscle suits over them looking like bitches.

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>entire movie is:

>skateboard slide to cover
>burst fire
>duck
>burst fire
>duck
>reload
>REPEAT

>continue for ninety minutes

>>82430477
or
>WHERE'S MY WIFE?!!!!! REEEEEEEE

>>82430255
god I remember when GoW came out and my friends were all raving about it. Then when I finally played it it was one of the worst fucking games ever.

Consoles were a fucking mistake

>>82430255
Because live action video game movie adaptations are even worse than live action anime movie adaptations.

>>82430746
What does God of War have to do with the topic at hand?

jeezus, its like a never ending river of feces from hollywood.
vidyashit same as capeshit

>>82430255
Yeah it could, But it could also be a Ass creed

Hey remember that time a video game movie wasn't warmed over ass yeah me neither cool we're done here good thread everyone.

shane shlomo