I've gained 45 lbs.

>>82429287

I actually gained 9 pounds and 11 ounces and it upset me a lot. because it means I got fatter.

The only way I could lose 50 pounds is if I went to a british casino

>>82429287
I've gained 145 lbs

>>82429287
I have too. It's pretty embarrassing when your physician pats your belly, and tells you [Korean accent]No more fast food for you.[/Korean accent]

>>82429559
Same but my doctor is chinese

>it's an americans have poor impulse control and a warped understanding of portion size episode

>>82429570
But he uses a Korean accent?

>>82429287
NOW THAT SCALE WAS A REAL JERK

>>82429603
Yes

>>82429559
my doctor told me to open my mouth and say oink

https://youtube.com/watch?v=KgvDPTEktRY

my doctor is a jew

I seriously fucking hope you guys see Norm when he tours, which is constantly

>>82429894
>Well this Linsdey Lohan can't swim a stroke but she sure knows every dive in town

I love this joke, I use it on my friends

>>82429287
who dis

Just watched ALL THE STARS ARE HERE

Jenny Slate was hilariously mad

HOLD THE FORT!

He hated Jews.

Fella goes by the name of Adolf Hitler

>>82430251
>>82430258
Just out of order

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Why is norms podcast better than his stand up?

>>82430305
You're one of them gays aren't you?

>>82430251
fugg i laughed so hard first time i heard that

>>82429853
lol. I don't believe it.

>>82430174
SHE GOT CUT BY A FUCKING SORCERER!

Acid tongued A-rab.

>>82429601
Norm is Canadian.

>>82430351
Because a large part of what makes him hilarious is the close interaction with people, and how her responds to their reactions.

>>82429601
>>82430502
Don't laugh at 9/11, man. I try to tell him not to laugh. I walked through blood and bones in the streets of Manhattan trying to find my brother. He was in northern Canada.

>>82429287
Oh shit. Why can't we make normposting a thing?

>>82430258
Something about his eyes

So i says to the guy, I says to him, I say

>>82430351
It's not? It's not worse either. You're comparing apples to oranges. I love Norm's podcast and his standup for different reasons.

Norm would say standup is all there is.

I went and saw him film his special in Boston, both shows. Greatest night of my life.

>>82432159
Stand-ups fuckin' shit.

>>82432211
It's THE shit, turbopleb

>>82432578
t. doesn't get the reference guy

>>82430729
You're thinking like Albert Fish now!

>>82433445
Now i know there's no such person as Albert Fish

>>82432211
thanks rodney

>>82429311
Reminds me of that tragedy

>>82433811
Grey in both appearances and dememeanor

I don't mean to bring up the systemic extermination attempt on the Jewry of Europe

>>82433991
Based Norm is truly our redpilled guy

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>>82429287
haha, they should call him Norm McDonald's

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>>82429287

What the fuck happened to his show? Didn't he film it ages ago?

>>82434344
The company that produces it still claims it's coming back. Norm has a Netflix special coming next week, and the rumor for a while is that since Amazon Prime Instant has NML on it there's some sort of conflict there that's caused the hiatus. Probably Norm was an idiot and didn't ask either if they had a non compete clause.

>>82434519

Ah, right. Thanks for the info.

>>82434344
He pitched a show but the studio said it was like racist

>>82429853
M-maybe you should get better uh.. insurance

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>>82432211
>tfw when Norm's upcoming Netflix special bombs it'll fuel liberals in saying how these comics are aren't funny because they're "out of touch with changing society"
>while the Chappelle and Louis CK specials still stomped Schumer's

>>82435779
Chapelle and Louis "Cuck King" are liberal as fuck though.

>>82429287
link?

>>82436333
True, and checked
But as soon as they heard there were trans jokes they were pretty quick to shoot down Chappelle