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Some in-laws are NEVER satisfied.

The episode stays true to real life.

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>It's a Ferengi trickery episode

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what's the shittiest alien race in trek

>>82428317
>it's a quark climbs a mountain episode

Oh hey perfect timing. I JUST finished TNG about an hour ago. Great finale even if the last season was kinda weak. Should I go back and watch TOS now?

>>82428940
>have breather device
>it sits several cm from the respiratory opening

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>>82428940
Melora from DS9

>low gravity alien
>wtf is this shit? a wheelchari and crutches from the 20th century
>only has an exoskeleton
>low gravity in her room, means floating around like no gravity.

she should have been in a full body sealed suit. since low gravity also means low air pressure and low o2 levels. breathing DS9 air at normal gravity should have killed her.

>>82427721

Because Klingons are like space negros.

>Eh what you done for me lately?

>>82430722
It was his space opium dispenser

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>>82432687
Klingons are brown-washed vikings. here are your space negros

>The Pakleds' own technology was significantly less advanced than that of many other spacefaring races. According to Data in 2365, it remained "a genuine curiosity how they ever mastered the rudiments of space travel." They were driven by their unwillingness to develop technological knowledge on their own, desiring to instantly gain the power that other cultures enjoyed. They therefore tried to acquire technology from other species, generally by theft.

>>82432891

Klingons are also technologically inferior to most of the major races. They're also all about acting tough and fighting any one who "insults" them and tend to only win their fights when they have superior numbers to gang up on people.

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Kazons were the most vile-looking. Their hair or whatever looks like a fungus and makes me physically uncomfortable.

>>82433006
Voyager was the most vile-looking. Their writing or whatever looks like a fungus and makes me physically uncomfortable.

>>82428317
while we often meme that ferengi are space jews. they are more like Space-Venetians. The Grand Nagus is like the Doge.

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>>82432891
>Used to look like Puerto Ricans
>Now they look like space negroes with lobsters on their heads

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explain yourself, trekkies

>>82433136
They seeded the goo with DNA that knew how to evolve towards a humanoid shape.

>>82433136
Q lies.

>>82433136
the goo created life on earth. then the ancient aliens came and inserted their genes into primitive life. so that later a humanoid race would evolve.

>>82433169
i only tell lies, i never say anything that is true

>Q

>>82433169

why doesn't Picard point out he's lying

would have saved a lot of trouble, like getting his whole crew killed, three times..

>>82433166
>>82433173

and it did so at least once before humans on earth: the Voth

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>>82433102

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>>82433383
your meme is weak.

>>82433102
That episode when he tricked the Federation into sacking Space-Constantinople was absolute kino

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>>82433357
JANEWAY: Computer, run a genome projection algorithm. If the Hadrosaur had continued to evolve over the last sixty five million years, extrapolate the most probable appearance.
COMPUTER: Extrapolation complete.
JANEWAY: Display life form.
(it's a Voth.)
EMH: That creature napping in Sickbay is a dinosaur.
JANEWAY: The question is, why don't we ever use this to have some fun? Computer, run a genome projection algorithm. If the human female had been evolving since the 20th century to become the dominant sex of the species, with increased height, muscle mass and thicc sexual organs, then what would 7 of 9 look like now? Display and disengage safety protocols.

>>82433668
CSI: Delta Quadrant

>>82433668

How exactly is a female sexual organ "thicc"? You fags can't even keep your own meme straight.

>>82433870
Puffy.

The Federation is Communist.

>>82433961

A puffy uterus? Wow that's hot.

>>82432891
>trek thread
>dude, niggers are dumb!

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>>82429838
>"I should have done this more often"
I'll miss them

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>>82428940
this little midget thing for sure

>>82434270
Do you come to 4chan specifically to look for something to get offended by?

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What was her fucking problem?

>>82434390
Wow it was so good you couldn't even remember the line right.

>>82428940

Oh god the fucking Benzite

>>82434521

>Spend 60 years of your live dedicated to the Prophets and serving them.
>Magic Space Negro instantly replaces you in a single day as the new important person of the religion
>He thinks their just fucking aliens

Gee, I have no idea.

>>82434466
No, why do you ask?

>>82434777
Just paraphrasing
It's been a while since I last watched TNG

>>82435490

You can't paraphrase a single fucking line.

>>82435651
Go ahead and stop me.

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>>82435784

>>82434126
>The Federation is Communist.
Or maybe Socialist, not that there's anything wrong with it.

>>82434126
the federation has a central government, so it's socialism, and it's the utopic kind, only made possible because of replicators and almost infinite energy provided by fusion power plants and antimatter, nothing of which we have now

>>82433383
He's right though. Bajorans are the real space Jews of Star Trek
>muh occupation
>muh prophets
>muh ancient civilization
>give us support but fuck off don't tell us how to run things
Bajorans are major manipulators, always falling back on how oppressed they were (or are), and are master partisans when they have to get their hands dirty. Ferengi are just greedy big-eared fucks who lust for the latinum.

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>>82438508