HECTOR!

>>82418089
Achilles did nothing wrong.

HECTOR!

HECTOR!

>>82418351
He fell in love an that was his bane.

That whole dragging his body around and taking it away, forcing his father to come ask for it made me really uncomfortable. I mean you already took his fucking life, why fuck around with the corpse? I know about the greek beliefs about afterlife and I don't really believe in afterlife myself, but defiling corpses just for the hell of it really seems really grotesque to me for some reason. He's fucking gone, just leave it be.

HECTOR!

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME

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I FUCKED YOUR HOT COUSIN.

>>82418552
In the Illiad, Achiles drags the corpse for days.

I always thought Brad Pitt in this was the fucking pinnacle of male aesthetic.

>>82418552
>>82418606
It's made worse by the fact that Hector was the most based man to live in that entire epoch

He literally did nothing wrong, served his country, was an expert swordsman bested only by a demigod, fought a war he didn't cause, and only died because he was made to follow the strategy of a religious zealot despite his better instinct

Achilles was a fucking Chad, fucked Hector's devoted cousin after she took a vow to the sun god.

>>82418552
>>82418606
>>82418691
Based Greeks.

>>82418089
the greeks were black.

>>82418089

>What the fuck did you do to my rose bushes!

>we wur goin to tell you misser Achilles, Julio mowe dem over by acciden we so sorry

>>82418792
tyrone, I...

>>82418738
>Chad
He was a Brad tho

>>82418782
The Iliad is an incredibly important part of history, it lays the foundation for so many themes still evident in todays society and culture.

>>82418665
I remember Jennifer Aniston talking about how it was a dream come true watching him naked. You can't blame the bitch for still being obsessed with him.

>>82418691
also Paris is a faggot cocksucker Justin Bieber cuck

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>>82418825

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>>82418832
>tfw ywn revel in the peak of Pitt's aesthetic

>>82418738
>women taking vows and staying true to them
LOL

>>82418552
Nut the fuck up.

>>82418876

Try harder anon

>there are no pacts between lions and men

>>82418909
i can't go back in time

>>82418665
he was barely out of DYEL mode.

>>82418979
how old are you? unless you are 60 you can still easily do it. and even then just pump yourself with testosterone and wa la.

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>>82418989
t. jelly fatass

>>82418989
t. /fit/ manlet

>>82419040
Are you illiterate? Read
>>82418832
>>82418876
again

>>82418552

> you shall wander the underworld blind, deaf and dumb so everyone will know, this is Hector, the fool who thought he had killed Achilles.

>>82418665
I think you are right no homo

>>82419060
this is really nothing impressive. you are just a homofaggot for Brad Pitt and wish he came in your ass, that is all.

>>82419097
I'm quite literate, actually. You on the other hand must be retarded.

Rose Byrne was never this hot again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2HaJChmEsI

>>82419196
>I remember Jennifer Aniston talking about how it was a dream come true watching him naked. You can't blame the bitch for still being obsessed with him.
>Jennifer greatly enjoyed seeing Pitt naked
I reply
>tfw ywn revel in the peak of Pitt's aesthetic
>I will never see Pitt naked, his appearance being that of when Jennifer dated him for the first time and saw him nude for the first time
You are quite literally a fucking retard.

>>82418474
Killing Trojans is his game

>>82419158
and you are a jelly gymcel or a fat fuck that hasn't seen the sunlight for years. Achilles was Zyzz before Zyzz and natty

>>82419252
Holy crap that was rose byrne????

>>82419285
So in other words you want to be Jennifer Aniston.
You are quite literally mentally ill.

>>82419417
yeah man, sadfu herself

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>>82419126
Uhh, yeah.. no homo.. heh

>>82419365

But sadly being an ottermod fuck boy doesn't cure autism

>>82419365
kek, you can achieve that 1.1 DYEL body by simpliy swimming for a year.
His body is nothing impressive and he has shit chest insertions. You just dream of sucking his dick, homofaggot.

This movie is shit.

>>82419739
>cope

>>82419739
post your pale disgusting uneven body then
I bet you're not even white lmao

>>82418691
He was a coward who ran away from a fight

>>82418825
What the fuck is a Brad?

>>82418606

And literally everyone gets upset about it. The Gods get pissed, his troops get pissed, everyone just gets pissed that this guy is gallivanting around with a corpse. If Achilles hadn't done that, he may have won.

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>>82418474

>>82419946
yes, yes it is

>>82418474
This mane.
Take the greatest fucking warrior anyone has ever seen, fucking unbeatable and master of abdasses, as soon as he finds himself the one true pussy he turns useless and either loses or dies.

>>82420095
Brad is like Chad but unlike him he is a douchebag to inferior men/betas.

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>look at me hector

>>82418351
BANE?

>>82419946
Nah

>>82420305
Well, pride being the cause of someone's downfall is kind of a common trait amongst greek tragedies.

This movie was the shit to watch when you were an edgy teenager, so many good lines.
>There are no pacts between lion and men.

Nobody posts the fucking fight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ62frK74u0

I love how fucking one-sided it is. Not the usual Hollywood style where it's all even until one guy gets the upper hand. Achilles just dominates. Like a child or a woman playing tennis against Sampras.
Also, it's nice the fight with spears in the beginning. We don't get many spearfights outside of Hong-Kong Martial arts stuff and gay porn.

>>82422793
And it's such an entertaining fight despite that. Achilles even shows off.

>>82422793
>>82423024

The duels in the mivie were great, Menelaus x Paris and Ajax x Hector were also good.

But really made me think, was "1v1 me in midlane faget" between opposing armies greatest warriors enough to stop wars, like in the beginning of the movie?

>>82418552
In the original myth it's to demonstrate that his revenge hasn't brought him peace I believe.

>>82419946
>shit taste

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>>82418351
>>82418474
>>82419296
Underrated

>>82423669
Read a book, brainlet

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>tfw your superior is a warlord
>tfw you have to try to talk sense to him when his ego is literally legendary
>he cuts the head off apollo's statue
>have to kill like 8 fucking goats that night so the gods dont destroy us
>tell him his dumbass cousin he fucks got killed
>he blames me

That second in command feel.

>>82423925
And I was expecting him to betray Achilles or something. Dude really rided until death.

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>Troy threads are back

>>82422092
YOU SACK OF WINE

>>82423669
I have no idea if that ever happened.

>>82418577
Ah, Rose Bryne back when Hollywood let her be chubby and happy.

>>82423925
He clearly wanted Achille's cock in his mouth.

>>82418665
That'd be Paul Newman.

>>82419946
Agreed. Wolfgang is a crazy Hack

> Are the Greeks tired of fighting each other?
> For now.

>>82419158
WHY DID YOU SAY THAT ASS

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>GET IT UP, PRINCE OF TROY
l-lewd

i love the pre battle scenes in this film. absolute god tier kino
the atmosphere, the script, agamemnon's laugh etc

>>82419946
Yes, but it does have its good parts.

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>>82418089

its too early in the day for killing princes

>>82418691
He is revered though as one of the 9 great rulers

>>82418989
lol, women don't won't bodybuilders with 50 extra pounds of muscle, no matter how much /fit/ has warped your brain. Also Bale in American Psycho. "being barely out of DYEL" mode is optimum aesthetically, not having chunks of muscle jutting out everywhere making you look like you're made of boulders.

Stupid cuck.