Joe Rogan
----LIVE----
Guy Ritchie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMejeTP2edI
>Guy Ritchie
Interesting.
>anyway have you seen that video of a pig going through bone like buttah
>Guy Ritchie
WHAT THE FUCK
hollywood af
>>82414409
The only reason he's there is promoting that shit movie coming out.
This is just a glorified press-interview.
>>82414591
It's been 10 minutes, give it a chance
>>82414591
Is Rogan big enough to promote movies now?
Ritchie is more popular
>>82414647
Well redditors have been spamming threads here nonstop in the last year now so yes
>rogaine has a filmmaker on the podcast
>/tv/ doesn't care
>rogaine has a political commentator on the podcast
>/tv/ loses their minds
>>82414666
redditors have been spamming threads nonstop, therefore rogan is big enough to promote movies
hmmm ok
nice trips btw
>>82414647
He's been steadily getting millions of downloads on hist podcasts, at least that's what he says. I seriously doubt Guy Ritchie has that large reach, even though he might be more famous.
>>82414691
Accurate observation and I'm not the least surprised.
this guy is a fucking cliche, hot air talk, pretty sure he let madonna peg him too
Ive only just started watchin, wtf is ourguy chatting on about with this suit
>Guy Ritchie
yes. comfy time
>Joe threatening Guy
big mistake pal. Martial arts means fuck all against a gangsta
>>82415153
>Guy genuinely getting triggered about mocking a tie
Reminder that guy ritchie is making the live action aladdin remake and will smith is the genie
Dude fighting is life
>>82414647
How so is it 2010 again?
we /tv/ now
>tfw I have never done any martial arts
>>82414591
so the same reason everybody goes on the podcast? so naive
>>82414409
im impressed by his description of king arthurs story. i wonder how many directors are actually borderline auteur-level even if theyre stuck directing capeshit or tv bullshit
>it's a joe talks about how he avoided shoulder surgery with stem cells episode
>>82414409
sending me to fucking sleep, stop talking about fighting and talk about film you retard
>>82414409
That's when you know he's desperate to sell his shit movie
>>82414647
Yeah, he is. That's why James Hetfield came on; to promote Metallica's new album. Similar for the lady from Garbage.
This episode feels pretty uncomfortable somehow. Ritchie seems either tired or just bored
desu he looks good for 48. should start doing jiu-jitsu and wearing suits as well
>>82415597
well, ritchie did snatch and lock stock which are some of the most well known movies of the last 20 years...unfortunately he never really grew out of the tarantino fascimile phase...
he may talk like an auteur but he never really transformed that into some true kino.
Anyone else hate it when joe starts talking about ufc and jiu jitsu? Fucking annoying as hell.
>>82415831
UFC, hunting, nutrition, all that shit needs to go
>>82414691
/pol/ has annexed this board and it is better because of it.
>>82415884
Just watch Alex Jones then niga
>>82415884
>>82415831
but that's all he truly knows
>>82415900
Was one of the better ones because of that yea
>>82415906
conspiracies, drugs, general viral shit everyone's talking about and some other things he does well.
Been away for the last 10 minutes to do something, I come back and they're still talking about jujitsu. For fucks sake
>its a Guy and Joe discuss anatomy and middle aged health issues episode
booring
I feel Joe thinks he was losing Guy, so once he found out they could bond over jujitsu he's clinging on to it to stretch out the episode
>>82415653
there it is
Goddamn it Joe, let him talk.
>you know a bit about this innit
kek
>finally have someone with big connections to hollywood who isn't afraid to get blackballed
>talk about martial arts
fucks sake Joe
Statham all about diet.
I missed a good chunk of this, did he bring up madonna?
>>82416110
Statham/Rogan podcast would be amazing
>Guy gets passionate about Pubs, clearly wants to talk more
>Joe taking the conversation back to injuries
>>82416101
>start talking about British culture like pubs
>Joe brings it back to injuries somehow
B R A V O
R
A
V
O
What a wasted opportunity
you guys thought that a different guest would solve the problem of joe only ever talking about fighting, hunting, or comedy
Guy is so bored
>Patel tendies
what the hell Joe that's not pub food
>>82416234
his comedian friends podcasts are great because they have zero agenda, its just mates having a laugh.
I was hoping this would be similar
30 minutes in, holy shit Guy Ritchie is based as fuck. Watch from the beginning lads
>Guy wants to get into detail about making beer and milk
>Joe anxious to get back to martial arts discussion
>>82416326
Please stop now. The rest is literally just talking about injuries
finally this cuck manlet got someone half interesting on.
>>82415729
Is Shirley Manson still in a band. I haven't heard about Garbage in 16+ years
>>82416356
.. and proceeds to talk about his stem cell shoulder yet again
desu this is a pretty comfy episode
Handmade knife kino.
>non-American
I'm sorry but how is this guy supposed to be interesting at all
finally breaking the ice
BOG WOOD
dat difference in IQ kek
Those knives look awful
THE MADMAN IS NAMING THE BOG
Is this the last we're going to hear from Joe?
The call that saved the podcast
>how do you say nigger in italian jamie pull that shit up
jesus
>>82416429
he's a well known director, plebe.
>joe is friends with tool singer
how the fuck does he have so many different connections?
anglos bringing the bantz no matter the century I see
>Joe trying to talk about subjects he thinks he knows more because hes threatened Guy is much smarter
>Guy knows more each time
lmao
>>82416544
LA celebs know a shitload of people dude, what did you think
>>82416544
maynard has been on the podcast twice
Yo Jamie, pull up that video of Genghis Khan killing the populace.
>>82416593
top kek
>more Bog talk
Rogan has taken the pill.
>>82416544
he has multiple careers and multiple interest each one has a circle, stand up, ufc, jiu jitsu, hunting/camping etc.
>genghis khan killed 50-70 million people according to joe rogan
love this guy
wow rude
BOGGED DOWN
fucking Genghis Khan literary worse than Hitler:^)
TALK ABOUT MOVIES REEE
Yo, Guy, check out my Katana bro!
Guy likes saying 'sexy', doesn't he?
>>82416699
everyone was worse than Hitler, since he did nothing wrong
>>82416593
joe so insecure sometimes
his confidence comes from knowing that he could choke out every guest he has on the podcast, or he's funnier than them, or he's better at hunting, he's always got something on everybody. not this guy though. so he tries to impress this guy with his knowledge and realizes that compared to him he's uninteresting as fuck.
>it's a rogan tries to sound smarter than he is episode
>>82416749
most short men have this problem.
>>82416541
Yeah then why the fuck haven't I heard of him? Most of British film isn't that good
>>82416741
he did thohe lost u fucking cunt = wrong
>>82414647
he runs the most popular podcast in the world......
> it's a Joe offers to give his guest 10 pounds of wild boar he has just sitting in his freezer episode.
Joe does this show so he can continue to fund and rent out a warehouse full of freezers.
>>82416775
when will they learn?
test
>>82416775
yly 5'9
joe is getting pissed
kek time machines
>>82416788
because you're a pleb, i already told you.
if you've never heard of Lock Stock, Snatch, RocknRoller, or the SHerlock Holmes movie then fuck off back to /v/.
KING ARTHUR IS GONNA BE A SHITE MOVIE
SCREENSHOT THIS
Man Guy Ritchie is based as fuck.
>>82416819
he's assblasted that this guy is also a man of many talents but 10x more than joe.
joe usually has people on that are experts on ONE thing, and joe feels superior to them. this guy scares joe.
didn't know Ritchie was this top a bloke to be frank
>its a holyywood director claims to be a scientist episode
>Joe is only kino now after 911 episode
Really makes you be OD on red pills.
>>82416788
>comes to /tv/
>doesn't know who this is
faggot numale
>>82416896
he literally said he's not an expert you retard, it just interests him
>>82416798
>Guy telling Jaime to look up the guy with the big willie
Kek
W I L L E Y
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BIG WHITE WILLY
BIG
WHITE
WILLIE
>Ritchie claiming young Jamie
kek it's all over for Rogan
>big white willy
what did he mean by this?
>>82416954
kek
fuckin hell, they might as well switch seats next.
FULLY
ERECT
women crave the BWW
how can blacks even compete?
>>82416954
>>82416973
>Guy will never fill in for Joe when he's in town
feels worse than I expected
>>82416788
>Most of British film isn't that good
kys ;)
"breadcrumbs lead to bakeries, and you end up filling your boots it all the pasteries in the world"
This podcast has been infinitely times better since they moved on from fucking jujitsu and injuries
As I type this Joe just mentioned fucking stem cells again
>Guy Ritchie goes on comfy google earth adventures too
awesome, I love that shit
wow, you can actually see what they're talking about with stone henge and big white willy man on google earth, give it a shot lads.
nooo don't go!
>it's already over
fucking hell Ivan fuck off
Joe wasted so much fucking time on his stupid shit
>aladdin
hey what now
>>82417137
who's this Ivan they mentioned
based fucking interview
>>82417157
Guy's assistant or something
>so do you want to see my movie?
>nah I'd rather go practice my bow hunting
What the fuck is Rogans problem?
he asks about movies stuff NOW THAT HE'S LEAVING WEW ROGAN
>>82416372
Yeah, Garbage is touring with Blondie this summer.
>>82417189
Who cares, Ritchie talks about his movie everywhere, why shouldn't they just shoot the shit here. If JRE focussed on commercial promos for the guests you'd shit on it too.
>>82416909
Ellis is so pleb
>>82417182
insecurity
trying to neg guy ritchie like he's a chick at a bar
>>82417242
they could have talked about movies in general, not just Arthur
>>82414591
Next time you sellin something.
I've been validated you cucks, bow down.
>>82417189
its finished i cant go back wtf
>>82417182
he's not really into movies
>>82417182
he's always passive-agressive towards europeans, he feels intellectually insecure around superior euro people...
who can blame him, burgers are like babies compared to our superior mental capacities.
>>82417242
guys a pretty big director
would rather hear about the film industry or something
>>82417182
Joe doesn't like bongs, he was weird around Louis Theroux too in their first podcast.
>>82417314
kek
You're at a party when this guy comes up to you and tells you your kid is being an asshole, what do you do?
>>82417502
you can laugh, but literally any interesting part of american culture was stolen from europe...
holy fuck how disappointing
middle aged men's health problems for 90 minutes... like when he had james hetfield on and talked about bees for an hour. literally why
>watching the Shirley Manson episode
>they're clearly coked up
god damn it Joe
>>82417564
push the manlet out the front door
>>82417564
Listen to him because my kid is an asshole. I'd probably ask him to recommend me a jujitsu place, my kid could really use the discipline.
>>82417632
total waste
he's talked about that shit a million times before you'd think he'd ask him something about making movies
>>82417632
the bees were pretty interesting
>>82417694
f a n n y
p a c k
>>82417728
I love that he's bringing them back
>>82417564
Ask him to get into my guard
>>82417295
Ah, guess I misunderstood. Yeah, I'd definitely listen to that.
>>82417325
Speaking about big directors, Joe should get Oliver Stone on, he can probably drop some redpill nukes on the industry.
>>82417728
how else are you going to transport your essential nootropics
>>82417258
ONLY one pleb is here an it's (you).
>>82417875
joe doesn't care about redpills anymore. he's basically a full leftist shill at this point. he's always awkward around right-wing dudes like gavin mcinnes or nick dipaolo. just look at his interview with anthony cumia two years ago, he's joking about africans and talks about how to properly a black woman with Ant, he was a completely different person back then. i don't know what happened in the meantime, maybe (((they))) intimidated him into submission after his podcast became too big to be an uncensored alt-right vehicle...
>>82418034
>he's joking about africans and talks about how to properly a black woman with Ant
What did he mean by this?
>>82418034
Not so much. Refer to the recent podcast with Shirley Manson. It was obvious that Joe is as dumbfounded with the trans movement as any regular person. He's also got a lot of Boston in him. If he comes off as less conservative with some things, it's probably because he wants to skirt controversy and doesn't care enough about those things to become a beacon of the alt-right/neocon movement. He wants to straddle the fence, and has firmly done so for years.
>>82418098
"how to properly hit a black woman"
sorry, i forgot a word
>>82418101
he was a bit more right-wing two years ago, just listen to the anthony cumia interview from two years ago. it's crazy how much he changed. they talk about rodney king riots and how africans are lazy... many redpills were dropped.
>>82415884
JRE neo-audience everyone
>IT'S suit pill episode
>>82418318
no one cares about ufc or hunting stuff apart from chads, but chads don't listen to podcasts
>>82416804
He's 5'7. But even then he's still infinitely more respected than any /tv/ poster discussing him.
>>82418712
literally perfect height of master racer.
>>82418034
So go listen to Molymeme and PJW. Nobody is stopping you.
I had to nip out, how long did the podcast last? I got to about 1hr 20min
I like how they everytime intense.
>>82417564
>weed doesn't cure cancer
>*JR has a stroke and falls to the ground shitting himself*
>>82416909
>>82419974
Fuck off, Norm.
>>82417694
Homo sapiens and homo neanderthalensis standing side to side
>>82416859
It's a Guy Ritchie movie, that's not a hard proclamation to make.
>>82414409
20 minutes in. This guy is based as fuck.
>>82416909
bret easton ellis podcast is fantastic. that queer surely knows about kino...
>>82417605
And literally all of the internet is dominated by American culture
mothafuckin guy ritchie? the guy who banged madonna?
joe rogan gets the most based guests.
>>82414647
pretty sure he said he gets like 30 million views a month or some shit like that.
>>82417632
>he had james hetfield on and talked about bees for an hour
lol fucking badass. this is why his podcast is the best. also bees are important af dumbass. without bees we'd all be dead because they pollinate crops for our food and plants
i wish this guy was my dad :(
>>82422085
Guy Richie or Joe Rogan?
>>82422179
guy ritchie, i wanna be a movie star. im not tryna go bow hunt elk and lift kettle bells for 20 years.
>>82421613
>also bees are important af
I agree, but why the "dumbass"? Go play in the freeway.
>>82422248
sorry i post on /pol/ sometimes and use that word a lot there. just got used to it on this site i guess
these two motherfuckers are 2 peas in a pod, talking about collecting their knives and shit lol wtf
>>82424008
fucking joe just pulled out his samurai sword lmao.
THIS GUY BANGED MADONNA TALK ABOUT THAT PLS