Star Wars Films Ranked

A New Hope
Rogue One
Revenge of the Sith
Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
Attack of the Clones
Phantom Menace
Force Awakens

>>82412104
Rogue One should be 1 lower

Put rogue one after 3 and switch 1 and 2

Star Wars is gay.

>>82412136
this desu

>>82412104
IV
V
VI
I
III
II
R1
VII

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>>82412181
Your gay

>>82412104

>check bottom
>rogue one not last

immediately disregarded

>R1 over VI and III
Pure shill

Star Wars sucks. Definitely the worst of the popular film normie series

>>82412136
Rogue One is fancanon and doesn't deserve a place among the 7 actual movies. It is literally Holiday Special or Ewok movie tier.

V = IV > VII >VI = III = RO > I > II

>>82412104
Rogue One should be last place because of how fucking soulless it was.

>>82412104
ESB>ANH>ROTJ

trash tier = everything else

Prequel shills BTFO

5 > 4 > 6 > 3 = RO > 1 > 7 > 2

New Hope
Empire Strikes Back
Force Awakens
Rogue One
Return of the Jedi
Revenge of the Sith
Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones

ANH
RotJ
ESB
TPM
RotS
AotC

I haven't watched any newer Star Wars post-prequels and don't really plan to.

>>82412104
Empire
New Hope
Return
3
anything else is fucking shit

>>82412104
I would switch R1 with Force Awakens.

Empire = A New Hope
Force Awakens
Return of the Jedi
Rogue One
Revenge of the Sith
Phantom Menace
Attack of the CLones

5>4>6>3>1>R1>2>7

Objective order

>>82412104
Rogue One was an absolute ordeal for me. I don't understand the praise it got. The whole "hope" thematic was so insufferable, I thought of leaving the cinema at least 3 times while watching that movie. Even VII and the second trilogy were not that bad.

If I had to rank the movies it would probably be something like :

>Good movies tier (but with nostalgia googles, don't know if they're still good today)
1. Empire Strikes Back
2. Return
3. Star Wars

>okay-ish tier
4. Episode I (just because I was young when I saw this and because Anakin was a fuckin podracer pilot)

>boring tier
5. Episode III
6. Force Awakens
7. Episode II

>Abominable tier
8. Rogue One

>>82412568

this, finally someone who understands

Phantom Menace
New hope
Empire
ROTS
AOTC
Ep 6 cause who the fuck remembers the name
dog shit
Force Awakens
Rogue One

V>IV>VI=R1>III=VII>I>II

>>82412568

This list I can actually relate to.

If I had to take off my nostalgia goggles the only "good" movie is Empire. New Hope is hokey as hell and didn't age well at all and RotJ is just a mess.

Prequels are all bad and neo disney star wars is just capeshit in space just with 100% nostalgia fetishism.

>>82412555
this man is correct

>>82412104
V
IV
VI
Below this point it's all soulless cashgrab so ranking is essentially irrelevant, but here we go:
VII
R1
III
I
II

Empire is overrated
1 is better than 2
3 is better than Return

I'd say there's an argument for switching 3 and Force Awakens but otherwise he's not wrong.

>>82412349
This is the list

>>82412104

No

Empire
Hope
Jedi
Rogue One
Force Awakens
1
3
2

>>82412104
Lol
>putting Rogue One and Force Awakens over anything
Fucking idiot

>AotC better than anything
>Epic RotS is actually good meme
Belongs in the bin.

>>82412104
Ranking Rogue One that high shows shit taste

Alright nigletts it goes
4
5
6
3
R1
7
1
2

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The prequels are patrician, originals are Reddit-tier, and the sequels belong in the trash.

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>>82413081
>There are people who actually believe this

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Correct opinion:

Empire Strikes Back
A New Hope
The Force Awakens
Return of the Jedi
Rogue One
Prequels

Anything otherwise is objectively incorrect.

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>>82413081
How can there be recommended reading if all SWfags are illiterate?

>>82413309

Star Trek bases itself in a perfect commie society without scarcity, it is even more fantastical than Star Wars in the very core of its setting

>Rogue 1
>Good
The whole first half of the movie sucked. Plot points that go no where, characters that no one cares about and a protagonist that doesn't do anything.

>>82413358
I can agree to that. They only achieved this by having the magical replicators that turn photons into almost any form of matter they want sans dilithium crystals otherwise they'd be broken as fuck being able to make an infinite amount of fuel for their ships.

>>82412104
He's exactly right.

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>>82412220
>Your
Learn grammar before you start hurling insults, little boy.

>>82413583
Dude pretending to be retarded lmao

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>>82412104
Benji is always correct. Altho I'd personally swap R1 with Return. It was better than Force Awakens, but not an improvement over any of the original trilogy.

>>82412104
yup

>>82412104
identical to my ranking except 1 > 2

>>82412104
>2 over 1

How?

>>82412104
Is this list kino?

>>82412296
Stop putting 7 so fucking high up, people. It isn't good. It deserves to be with the prequels.

>>82412797
He's correcct with TFA as the third best movie? Yeah, I don't think so, guy.

>>82413702
>hurr

Just because it's high on the tier list doesn't mean it's good. It just means it's better than the lower ranked ones.

>>82412560
Now that's an order I can get behind.

>>82413754
Except it's about as bad as TPM, so it should never be that high up in any list.

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rogue one was one of the most boring films I've ever had the displeasure of watching 3/10

5 4 6 RO 3 1 7 2

>>82412555
Closest one in the thread. Just swap R1 and TFA.

>>82412271
It's better than every single film except for 4 and 5. Stop being such a retarded faggot.

>>82412349
Correct

Anyone who liked TFA more than R1 has to be retarded. I mean, one is literally episode 4 with stupid jokes and a Mary Sue and one is a fun action film with some fun characters.

>>82412104
It doesn't matter

>>82412220
What about him?

6, 3, 5, 4, 2, 7, 1
Not sure where R1 fits in this

>>82413865
You have to be over 18 to post on this site, kiddo.

>>82412132
FPBP

>>82412312
Cool original opinion you have there, anon.
Be honest, do you even think for yourself?

>>82413989
I am, nice argument. The prequels were fucking terrible and you know it. TFA was terrible. Rogue One is as good as ROTJ.

>>82413911
The irony in your post is that R1 is literally episode 4 with stupid jokes and a Mary Sue and VII is a fun action film with some fun characters.

>>82412349
The only correct answer.

>>82412104

I unironically agree with Benji 100%.

>>82412104
Rogue One was hot garbage compared to ROTJ and even TFA, Ben is a fucking retard

>>82412104

7 is always last. That is all.

Very close, he got force awakens spot on but ROTJ should be higher than New Hope and Rogue One easily.

>>82414070
Are you being serious? If you think R1 is closer to episode 4 than TFA you must be fucking blind.

>>82414162
this, as far as star wars movies go I'd put it last but I usually put it like above AOTC just because its more fun to watch sometimes than the last 2 but AOTC is so fun to watch for the wrong reasons

>>82414193
They're both dumb derivative nostalgia cash-ins. You're basically arguing about which shit reservoir is shittier.

>>82414070
>VII is a fun action film with some fun characters.
This shit opinion lel.

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I finally got around to watching Rogue One, and despite my low expectations I still thought it was shockingly bad.

Probably the only Star Wars film where I got absolutely zero enjoyment out of it. Horribly edited, no likeable/memorable characters, no interesting action setpieces, a contrived plot (which feels like it was haphazardly stitched together via reshoots and editing, because it was), etc. etc. Hell, it didn't even have good music, which is one of the few things even the prequels nailed. I don't see how anyone could think that film is passable, unless they unironically fell for all of the fan wank bait bullshit.

My current ranking:

V > IV > VI > III > VII > I > II > RO

>>82414245
Says the guy who liked Rogue One.

>>82413702
this.

7 just has nice visuals and a honestly okay at best sound track, its probably john williams worst one yet out of all the star wars movies hes done. It has so many plot holes and it ruins the force

>>82413702
I don't know if I'd go that far but the new movies have definitely given me a new appreciation for the prequels, which at least kinda tried to be different

V>IV>VI>VII>III>R1
It's been way too long since I've seen I and II, so I can't say if they are better or worse than R1, but I thinks its the worse really bad.

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>>82412132
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5 > 3 > 4 > 6 > RO > 7 > 1 > 2

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>>82412132
>>82413995
>>82414328
>>82413911
>>82413853

Imagine being the kind of dipshit who walks out of Rogue One and thinks it's ESB-tier

Rogue One was a piece of shit. Krennick and Galen were the only redeeming qualities.

>>82413842
this is acceptable

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies

V > IV > VI

Nothing else exists. Wow, that was hard.

>>82412215
This is the true list.

1. Star Wars

>>82412104
>Ep 1 so low
>amazing pod racing scene
>good choreography sword fights
>Lian Neeson
>Ewan McGregor

>Shit Awakens Marry Sue Edition above ep 2 and ep 1

He has shit taste. I didn't even bother with Shit One nor will I ever bother with Star Wars again with those judenpig kikeschweine at Disney.

5
6
4
3
1
2
7
RO

This is the only acceptable opinion.

IV > R1 > V > I > TFA > VI > III > II

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>>82412104
Sure why not? It's not like anyone can debate the guy and live.

6 > 5 > 4 > 7 > 3 > 1 > 2

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If you rate Rogue One or Force Awakens anywhere in or around top 3, congratulations, you're a pleb, Reddit, a millennial, 14 years old, a woman. Individual performances are weak in both films, constant cuts, weak stories, weakly written main characters, weak humor, and a weaker score than were used to. Please get off this board with your shit taste.

>>82414820
i will testify that this fact, i agree with this True Rank set

>>82414820
Unironically this.

Rogue One was fucking terrible. I had to turn it off after the first hour.

>>82412104

A New Hope
Empire
Return of the Jedi
Phantom Menace
Revenge of the Sith
The Force Awakens
Attack of the Clones

what's up with this contrarian boner for Rogue One? Shit movie with shit characters.

>le funny robot man

ANH
R1
Empire
RotJ
TFA
3
1
2

from worst to best

.) Clone Wars movie

some cool lines and stuff from obi-wan, but other than that: shitty story and animation

.) The Phantom Menace

known as the blunder of the century since its release. has some meme potential, rewatch is only possible with others. Shitty effects, dumb story, shit/one dimensional characters. only barely beats the clone wars movie.

.) Attack of the Clones

basically just fanservice (Yoda action scenes, shooting lightning, le clone wars) with very shitty romance and bad finale. Obi-Wan being a detective puts this above TPM.

.) Rogue One

90% fanservice and reused OT ideas. Looks good tho and does a little bit of world building. Just an action flick for star wars fans, not worth watching for anyone else though. This one is just boring for the most part imho.

.) Force Awakens

decent movie but has some of the flaws that RO has: too much fanservice and recycled stuff. Instead of using the Quadjumper when running from the TIE fighters they just use LE MILLENIUM FALCON and the great new design of the quadjumper gets destroyed for a joke. Han Solo looked like shit, couldnt they get Harrison Ford a hairbut before shooting the movie? Also Rey is very underdeveloped, other main characters were done well tho. Movie is great until they leave Jakku, after that its also kinda boring and bad.

.) A New Hope

just the classic. Great movie with great music, characters and a lot of mystery around the lore. Still a great science fantasy movie.

>>82412104
>Empire
>Star Wars
>Jedi
>3
>Force
>2
>1
>Rogue

>>82412104
It's not the most offensive ranking I've seen, but I think any correct listing should be OT>Nu>PT(>2)

.) Revenge of the Sith

all interesting stuff of the prequels happens in this one. this one legit feels like a SPACE OPERA with a bombastic start and great scenes through the whole movie. Obviously has some goofy acting/lines and bad effects like all prequels but that makes RotS the most meme-worthy of the star wars movies. Also the most enjoyable one to watch in my opinion. You can laugh at it, you can cry at the end of the final battle, you can be immersed through the great music and worldbuilding. This movie only barely loses against RotJ for me.

.) Return of the Jedi

great finale for the series. starts off with Luke as a jedi master now infiltrating Jabbas palace and ends with the best duel of all the movies. Ewok parts were kinda lacking and thats why its only #2

.) The Empire Strikes Back

almost undebatable the best star wars movie. Hoth is great (wampa, battle, obi wans ghost), being chased through space is great, cloud city is great and Dagobah is GOAT, giving us both the funniest scene and the best scene in the series (Yoda encounter and Yoda lifiting the X-Wing).

>>82412349
Bingo

>>82412104
V>VI>IV>R1>TFA>I>III>II

>>82412215
This is as close as one could hope for

>>82412104
>empire - ot empire is best meme.
>new hope - ot but not best!

>first big meme power gap in quality starts here.

>rogue one - blatant shilling meme vader scene..at least its not the prequels!
>return - ewok worst of ot meme.
>3 - prequels meme.
>force awake - gib facsimile meme. at least its not the prequels!
>2 - prequels meme.
>1 - jar jar worst prequels meme.

>>82412104
>Rogue One that high

Empire > New Hope > Return > 3 > Rogue One = Force Awakens > 2 > 1

From best to worst:
Jedi
Empire
TFA
A new hope
Rogue one
1
3
2

>>82417341
>>empire - ot empire is best meme.
>>return - ewok worst of ot meme.

>>82412132
i don't care as long as TFA is considered last soi'll chant with the others
>FPBP

empire > new hope > return > 1 > 3 > 2 > rouge = tfa = shit

The Phantom Menace - deserves the hate
Attack of the Clones - overrated
Revenge of the Sith - underrated
A New Hope - classic
Empire - great
Jedi - good
TFA - horribly overrated
RO - overrated ad infinum
Last Jedi teaser - shit
TFA teaser - great

>>82412215
very good ranking, some possible debate towards the top but overall solid. TFA needs to be burned

How many agrees with
Empire>Others>II?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12901486
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>>82417524
im trying to figure out ops advertising meme logic.

>>82416847
>space opera
kys

>>82412104
If attack isn't last, the ranking is automatically discarded so...

>>82412104
There are only six Star Wars movies.

stop pretending TFA was worse than prequels. it's embarrassing

>7.5/10
Empire = ANH
>6.5
ROTJ
>6
RotS
TFA
>5
R1
TPM
>4
AotC


R1 was such a huge letdown after I bought in to the "it's better than TFA" meme, especially with all the great actors in it.

>>82413911
R1 has literally nothing going for it but explosions and nu-3P0

>>82412104
spot on

>>82412104
I've not seen Rogue1 but he is absolutely correct about everything else.
Anyone who disagrees is objectively wrong.

Anyone who puts Episode 3 above any of the new movies should be forced to watch that boring piece of shit again.

It looks like ass, and the script is as bad as the action scenes.

Empire > New Hope > Return > TFA > 3 > R1 > 1 > 2

A New Hope
Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
Force Awakens
Phantom Menace
Rogue One
Attack of the Clones
Revenge of the Sith

>>82412132
I'll accept this

>>82418066
Stop pretending to like jewish produced corporate garbage.

>>82412104
>It's a casual fan who pretends to be a real fan yet doesn't know of the existence of the Ewok movies list.

Seriously, any ranking list or viewing order that doesn't include them is complete garbage and exposes the writer as a complete fraud. (the holiday special wasn't feature length so can be left out of lists).

ESB
<gap>
TFA
ANH
RotS = RotJ
The action stuff from AOTC = R1
TPM
The rest of AOTC

Not a meme, I've never really liked A New Hope after they leave Tatooine. It's too sterile and lifeless on the deathstar compared to how exciting everything on Tatooine feels, and imo the film climaxes with Obi-wans death and everything after feels secondary.

>>82414250
Agreed with almost everything. The only thing that make both R1 and the prequels salvageable are the action scenes, but for some reason it's taboo to say you like the fights in 1-3 but liking them enough in R1 to say it's a great movie is a valid opinion

V> IV > VI > III > VII > I > Rogue One > II

>>82418292
You have just described the entire star wars franchise that is being compared you dumb fuck

>>82418331
Because its different kinds of action.

Liking the prequels action is enjoying both ballet with glowsticks where no one is actually trying to hit one another and the retarded slapstick mr. magoo sequences.

Rogue One has some decent ship combat and a lot of visceral ground war sequences with people wearing actual suits and not CGI video game guys that look like shit.

>>82418215
I've watched ROTS probably a dozen times.

I refuse to watch TFA or Rogue One more than once.

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Empire > Star Wars > Jedi

everything else is fan-fiction

>>82418438
How can the prequels be "fan-fiction" if they were made by the original creator?
TFA and Rogue One are by definition fan fiction though, because they were made by people who were "fans" of the originals rather then their makers.

>>82412104
FUCK NO
New Hope
Empire
Jedi
3
1
Force Awakens
2

I've not seen rogue 1, but 2 was shit 1 was better because of Neeson, McGregor and the ten minutes of Maul fight and 3 was best of the post originals because of the memes

>>82418391
>Liking the prequels action is enjoying both ballet with glowsticks
You say this like it's a bad thing. I enjoy the choreography and the corny but imaginative CGI aspects of the prequels a lot more than the generic gritty and bloodless R1 stuff.

the best part of rogue one was the single minute of darth vader fanservice then i felt bad for liking fan service then disappointed in the film as a whole.

>>82418400
Well I guess that's fine, but if you watched a two and half hour children's movie a dozen times you might be on the spectrum.

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>>82418488
Lucas probly wrote the holiday special too, still doesn't fuck with my tightly ordered definition of Star Wars. That was easy, think I'll make some coffee

>1 last
>TFA above 1
>Rogue One over Return

top tier pleb
Empire
New Hope
Return
1
Rogue
2
TFA
3

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oh, and one caveat, the versions I'm alluding to are the widescreen VHS THX Remaster released before they destroyed them for the Special Editions. This is the only real Star Wars, everything else is secondary

I saw the prequels opening night, they were pretty cool, so was TFA, but they are no more relevant to the real story than Shadows of the Empire

>>82412132
>>82413995
>>82414328
>>82417570
>>82418245

>Rogue One better than Empire

The list goes:
Return
New Hope
Empire

POWERGAP

Revenge
Clones
Phantom Menace

POWER GAP

>>82414820
Patrician detected

everyone who thinks that 3 is better than 1 is a fucking retard, but the people think RA is better than 4,5 or 6 are even more fucking retarded

>>82418942
Fucking posted without finishing.


The list goes:
Return
New Hope
Empire

POWERGAP

Revenge
Clones
Phantom Menace

POWER GAP

Star Trek

POWER GAP

Battlestar Galatica

POWER GAP

Farscape

POWER GAP

The Last Starfighter

POWERGAP

The Big Green

POWERGAP

TFA
Rogue One

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VI > IV > V > I > III > R1 > II > VII

>>82413865
>Baiting this hard

>>82414051
Prequels were more enjoyable than either of the New Star Wars episodes. Get fucked.

>>82412349
accurate

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>>82412349
>>82412915
>>82413907
>>82414076
>>82416927
>>82419429

Correct order:

VI>V>R1>III>VII>IV>E1=E2>II>I

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>>82419869

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>>82419093
Where do the SG1 golden years land on this list?

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>>82420146
Good point. Above The Last Starfighter but below Farscape.

>>82412104
>shapiro
no, he's a jude

>>82412104
>watching star wars

get a brain

>>82412215
This is actually the true list, gg anon

>>82412104

>taking opinions from manlet retards
wew lad

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>plebs actually think 6 is better than R1

>>82412104
Guardians of the Galaxy > Star Wars

Prove me wrong.

It's really funny how the only worthwile movies in the entire revered franchise are ANH and ESB. When you think about it, Star War as a whole is dumb shit, barely better than something like Fast and Furious.

Why is there so many redditors butthurt at rogue one

>>82414371
Kek i couldnt agree more. Rogue 1 was brain dead. I didn't get any emotion out of it and i dont know anyone who did. It's just a bland boring telling of a story we already know. Nobody gives a fuck about "jyn erso" or "guy mcaccent". What a fucking disaster

>A New Hope

>>82412104
He's really close. I would switch TFA and EP III. Fine taste.

>>82412104

>Ben "The Krooked Kike Kuck" Shaprio

>>82412271
>7 actual movies
Fuck that, it's barely 6

>>82412104

Empire > New Hope >>> ROTJ >>> The Phantom Menace >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [Data unvailable as only a retard would have continued to donate their free time to watching another Star Wars movie after Phantom Menace]

I dont know why people have loyalty to franchises in spite of being served shit on a plate. I love Terminator but I've only seen the first three films, can you guess why?

Please join me and let us rid the world of shitty sequels, reboots and general cattle milking.

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Objective list coming through

V>IV>VI>III=VII>II=R1>I

>>82414039
This is EXACTLY what contrarians say. I don't agree with that posters list, but why change your opinion on anything just because it happens to be the most popular opinion? Do you always have to be a special snowflake?

>>82423461
Because it is better than the prequels and TFA

5>4>6>3>R1>7>1>2

You can disregard any list that has ESB at the top.

>>82412215
I liked R1 a bit more than II, but hell, adjusting for personal preference it's still the most accurate list.

>>82412104
v
vi
iv
iii
r1
vii
ii
i

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>>82412104
Alright gang, this is the actual correct rating, folks.
>Empire
>New Hope
>Jedi
>Force Awakens
>R1
>1
>3
>2

>>82426314
>>82426315
>empirefags

>>82412104

A New Hope
Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
Force Awakens
Rogue One
Revenge of the Sith
Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones

>>82412349
Replace RO and 7 and it's the right list

>>82414820
My thoughts exactly

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5 > 4 > 6 = 3 > 1 > 2 >>> R1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dog shit > cat shit > TFA

Everything else is OBJECTIVELY wrong, if you have at least some brain cells.