WE'RE BEING HACKED

>>82411973
i want to do obscene acts with her

Just unplug the monitor, retard.

>>82411973
I'd hack her network

>>82412022
She's 50 years old you sick fuck. you'll probably break her hip.

>>82412022
She's like 50 years old

>>82412097
>>82412092
That means she won't get pregnant.
Raw dog and bust in her.

LAUNCH THE CYBER NUKE!

obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8qgehH3kEQ

Cop kino
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7qUNx5_UBbI

just kill yourself than you can't be hacker anymore

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>>82411973
she just can't compete

>>82413259
>and your OTHER keyboard

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>>82411973 (OP)
>I'll take the left side of the keyboard
>mcgee you take the right side
>dinozzo you take the mouse
>gibbs you take the usb steering wheel

>>82413040
I watched the first episode and she wasn't nearly as cute as this gif would make you think

>>82413040
TICKIIIING TIME BOOOOMB

>>82411973
Why does no-one on NCIS fucking age?

>>82412369
Seriously, what the fuck were they thinking?

Had no one involved ever used a keyboard? What the fuck did the writer type the script on? Did he write it in crayon?

>>82412059
I just got that

>>82413455
The writers do it deliberately. They have a running contest to see who can write the most retarded hacking scenes because they know it pisses off nerds and normies don't even notice anything wrong.

>>82413313
>another mouse appears on screen
>"We've got company!"

>>82412369
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?

>>82413524
Genuinely curious, is there any source on that?

>>82413531
Why did this make me laugh so hard

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>>82413531

I'M IN

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>>82413040
Her career is basically dead. Khazari Jew RIP.

>>82413621
Proper sourcing is hard to find but there was a writer who admitted it on plebbit.

> https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/f2i7t/ive_written_for_tv_shows_like_csi_and_numbers/

I've written for TV shows like CSI and Numbers. Those terrible "zoom/enhance" and other bad computer hacking scenes? We do those intentionally. (self.gaming)
submitted 6 years ago * by StupidWriter1
I saw the post chezygo made, with the sequence from Life where they play xbox to get to some computer code. Amazing. Awful.
I thought I'd share this little nugget with you guys:
We write those scenes to be inaccurate and ridiculous on purpose.
I'm a young writer in his mid-30's, computer and game savvy. Lots of us are. I guess you could call it a competition of one-upping other shows to see who can get the best/worst "zoomhance" sequence on the air. Sometimes the exec producers and directors are in on it, and other times we just try to get bits and lines into scripts.
90% of our TV viewing audience will never know the difference and honestly, we love it when threads like this get started and love reading the youtube comments.
Staying anonymous here, not because I'd get in trouble, but because my writer friends would be pissed if they knew I was the one who spilled this.

>>82413756
That post got cited in a few articles on Hollywood's worst hacking scenes.

> http://www.looper.com/24529/dumbest-hacking-scenes-time/

> http://gizmodo.com/why-hollywood-hacking-is-so-hilariously-horrible-1524469666

>>82412369
lol this shit is hilarious

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>>82412369
>unplugs the computer

>>82411973
What would really happen if you were being hacked and you pulled all the cables and cut the power?

>>82414113
What do you think would happen if you were being hacked and you disconnected the network cable or cut the power to the router?

>>82414139
How the hell am I supposed to know that?

I asked because I literally don't know what would happen.

Every theory is a form of fiction.

>>82414202
What normally happens to your computer when you lose network access? That's what would happen if a hack was in progress.

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>>82413317
Evidently you are a faggot.

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>>82414416
Looks really khazari tbqh family.

>>82413379
Tony does in the last 3 seasons, starting to grey pretty good and getting serious lines.

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>>82413531

>>82413531
ayy

>>82414480
Who is this? Shes a qt.

she's 50
act your age woman

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>>82414750
Haley Williams. She's married.

>>82411973
Post yfw the odds are pretty good there's a 55 year old divorced guy jacking off to her on an episode of NCIS right now.

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>>82414792
> married.
FUCK

>>82414750
>he doesn't know who Hayley Williams is

>>82414857
Like you had a chance

>>82411973
This retarded bitch is in my top 10 most annoying TV characters. The show was unwatchable because her fucking stupid character was in it.

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>>82416186
She has man hands.

>>82416270
All that typing made them swole.

>>82416270
That's because >she is actually a man

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>>82413040
This gif annoys the piss out of me and I don't know why

>>82411973
a pure cancer character

>>82416316
> tick tick
> booooom
> time bomb!

that last line seems like over explaining because they assume their viewers are idiots

i remember watching an episode of bones where a hacker uploaded a virus by engraving code on a bone that when it got scanned by the computer

it was fucking stupid as hell

>>82413756
>but because my writer friends would be pissed if they knew I was the one who spilled this

Redditors are literal snitches, sm fucking h

>>82416316
it's because it's reddit

>>82412259
HAHAHA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7Hn1rPQouU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

>>82414792
>>82414857
Rings don't plug holes.

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>>82413040

>>82412369
>>82413455
>>82413559
>>82414036
>>82414068
the only people who watch this show are grandparents and house wives who do nothing but watch tv and drink wine all day, so they probably didnt notice

>>82414646
But why did they kill off Ziva? Pretty disappointed

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>>82417033

amerifats actually watch this?????????????

>>82411973
>it's an Abby plugs whatever charity the actress is sponsoring irl episode

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>>82416270
As long as they are on my cock, I dont mind.

>>82413040
nice to see bailey jay is branching into traditional acting

>>82413531

WHY IS THIS FUNNY ITS BEEN 2 HOURS IVE BEEN TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT

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>>82413379
he got JUSTed pretty hard

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>>82420832
she looks like these two had a baby

>>82420893
I meant to imply that she was fairly JUSTed.

>>82416316
Likewise. Same with that webm of the girl doing that Egyptian walk with the "You wrote all that text.." subtitles.
It isn't even the subtitles that piss me off. The video itself does, and I can't explain why.

>>82421122
something to do with the fake quirkiness of it all I guess

>>82414792
obstacle not a wall

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>>82416270
dont care

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>>82417033

>C:/Users/Hayley >start counterstrike

>>82411973

I saw an ad for NCIS yesterday and who the fuck are those people? What happened to everyone?

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>>82413531