I'M MARY POPPINS Y'ALL!!!

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>>82407596
I DIE

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>>82407596
IS HE COOL?

>>82407655
WHEN SILVESTER STALONE MAKES A FUCKING GALAXY-FIREWORKS ON YOUR FUNERAL, YOU KNOW,YOU DONE IT RIGHT!

>>82407655
he gets resurrected in gauntlet

>>82407596
what was up with all those uncomfortable extreme close ups all over this flick?

>>82407596

why does an Alien speak with a Southern American accent?

>>82407596
I lol'd for too long in the theatre at this

>>82407596
>>82408813

Here, I loved that line too.
>>>/wsg/1672823

>>82408529
That thing behind Quill's right ear is his universal translator implant. Everyone's voice that the audience hears is how Quill hears them.

But why can Earth people understand Thor and Loki? Because fuck you, it's a movie.

>>82407596
And I'm STAR LORD!!!

>>82410096
Because Thor and Loki are Gods who speak the All-Tongue

>>82410096
>But why can Earth people understand Thor and Loki?

I think the implication is that Earth people learned english from them.

>>82410165
Why will Captain America/ Peter Parker etc. be able to understand all of the GotG characters in Infinity War?

>>82410179
>Norse gods
>English

In the end he was sherry bobbins

Little did i know, that Michael Rooker can make me cry.

>>82407596
>tfw no meme off at the end

>>82410311
just wait for infinity war

meme off to end all meme offs

Okay, why was Jeff Goldblum's character from Thor 3 dancing during the credits? He was nowhere else in the movie, was he?

So i guess Silvester Stalone is JUSTing if he took a role of literally who with 2 scenes in whole movie.

>>82410332
Imagine if they actually put the
>oops I dropped the cube
in there
/tv/ will not stop posting shit like THEY ACTUALLY DID IT THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN

>>82410382
I thought I saw Will Ferrel too right at the very end of the credits, when they say We Are Groot

>>82410452

that would be david hasselhoff

>>82410475
Fair enough, in what marvel flick was he/will he be? Or was it just random lmao?

He's my favorite character, wish he didn't die.
At least he got the send off he deserves and it was genuinely emotional moment.

>>82410495
Pay attention, son. Hasselhoff was who Peter told kids was his real dad.

>>82410542
At least they made a rad action figure.

>>82410543
Oh right
I was piss drunk when I watched this so I'm bound to forget some bits

>>82410385

Do you understand what a cameo is?

>>82410239
You have no idea how similar modern English is to Scandinavian languages, do you?

>>82410854
nei

>>82410382
He was the guy who helped Rocket and Yondu escape.

>>82411137
What the fuck are you talking about?

>>82411137
That's Sean Gunn.

>>82408906
there's already a HD cam rip?
marlel on suicide watch

>>82411137
No man, The trailer for Thor Ragnarok play before GotG2, then Jeff Goldblum's character from it was one of many characters dancing during credits. I Screen right. He looks nothing like James Gunn's brother.

Did they show something at the very end of credits? I had to leave theater in a hurry, only got to see that other guy trying to control the arrow and accidentally piercing Drax with it.

>>82411375
There were 5 scenes.

>>82411349
>HD
>Camrip

>>82411391
uhh it's 1992 anon, hand held cameras are HD now

https://moviepilot.com/p/guardians-of-the-galaxy-2-why-grandmaster-credits-cameo-thor-jeff-goldblum/4262666

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>>82410239
Before the advent of Christianity, the Norse gods were the same gods the Anglo-Saxon (English) pagans worshiped. Our names of the weak even correspond to several of them, Wednesday= Woden's Day= Odin's day, Thursday=Thor's day, etc.

The reason the gods are associated with Scandinavia is because they kept them from much longer than their Germanic cousins. But English and the Norse languages even stem from the same Old Germanic root language.

So Thor and Loki speaking English isn't far fetched at all. Even though its a stupid comic book movie and doesn't need to make sense.

>>82411375
They showed the one ravager who joined them accidentally stab drax in the neck practicing with yondus arrow, Stan lee talking to the watchers, Peter talking to a now teenaged groot, I forget the other two

>>82411436
*names of the week

>>82411375
Ayesha/ Adam Warlock cocoon
Quill scolding teenage /v/ Groot
The Watchers getting bored with Stan Lee

1 more

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>>82410385
>So i guess Silvester Stalone is JUSTing if he took a role of literally who with 2 scenes in whole movie.

Some actors take on small fun roles in cape films (or star wars, kids films, etc) because they have children or grand children who love the series. Their family affects their own casting decisions.

Matthew McConaughey did this recently in "Sing". He wanted to be in a movie that his kids would enjoy and were it not for his family it would be a role he would have normally turned down.

>>82411375
Stallone, Michelle Yeoh, Ving Rhames, Miley Cyrus voiced robot head reunited. Other comics team of GotG.

>>82411577
>Stallone's daughters
I'm not sure if I'll be able to live, knowing I'll never meet them

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>>82411636

Who was the fat old guy dancing in the credits?

>>82411436
Another bit of trivia is that in Italy the days of the week correspond to the Roman/Greek god equivalents of the Norse gods for some raisin.

Monday, Saturday and Sunday are not named after gods.
Tuesday - Tyrsday - Martedi (Mars's day)
Wednesday - Woden's Day - Mercoledi (Mercury's day, for some reason Odin = Mercury)
Thursday - Thor's Day - Giovedi (Jove's day)
Friday - Friggasday -Venerdi (Venus's day)

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>>82407596
Only joke that worked in this entire movie

If you think about it, wasn't Yondu's sacrifice wasted considering:
a. Peter's immortal
b. In GOTG 1, Peter could survive being in outer space without the breathing gear

>>82411949
It's the same in Spanish.

I've always thought:
> Thrusday - Jueves - Jupiter
> Saturday - Sábado - Saturn

>>82411895

He was one of the people running away from the goo shit in Missouri. No idea why he was in the credits.....

>>82412025

Peter stopped being immortal once they blew up Ego.

>>82412038
Thanks, been wondering this for days, I'd assumed it was James gunns dad or something.

>>82412025
>Peter's immortal
Is he still immortal after the planet/the "light" was destroyed? Ego mentioned how he will be "just like the rest" before dying.

>Peter could survive being in outer space without the breathing gear
I'm assuming it's because he was picked by the ravagers right away, we don't really know how much time they were both floating in space until they were picked up this time around, or do we?

>>82412025
He was in space for 2 minutes at most
You can hold your breath for 2 minutes, right?

>>82412030
>It's the same in Spanish.
And French

>>82412151

The ravager they killed by ejecting him out of the ship died in like 20secs. The way they handle death in space is pretty all over the place.

>>82412025
He survived the last time because he was immortal. When Ego died he was mortal again.

>>82412191
I'll give you that, but it's not completely strange that Peter did survive, immortal or not

>>82407596
The down beat ending in this was so much better than the fucking meme off in the first one.

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>>82411895
>Who was the fat old guy dancing in the credits?

Pic related?

This is peter Quill's grandfather (the Dairy Queen is in Quills home town) and Gregg Henry reprises his role in the film for a small cameo, just fatter and older than he was 30 years earlier.

He is seen dancing in the end credits.

>>82411972
We must have a very different sense of humour
Almost every joke in this film landed which is astounding for quip core.

is this movie worth the ticket price or should I wait for torrents?

>>82412311
Are you defending TASERFACE?

>>82412295

Also he was supposed to be in the original guardians ending, wearing makeup to age him 30 years. He was holding the photo of Quill and the mother while looking up at the night sky.

They removed that ending because audiences couldn't recognize "old grandpa" and they also didn't want to end the film on a sad note.

GoTG2 put Greg Henry (grandpa) in the end credits and they were right that the audience would not recognize him.

>>82412398
That was probably the only exception for me actually. They overdid that bit and it wasn't funny.

>>82412395

It's fun and mantis is super cute, especially when she goes to pet the "puppy".

>>82412311
Kind of envy you to be honest, I just could not enjoy half of the movie

>>82412441
Is she the alien equivalent of a naive Asian girl, so that the director could fetishize Asians without being called racist?

If so, I may see this movie

>>82407596

Just watched this piece of crap.

Is this Star Wars for dumb people? Every fucking "joke" has to do with one character being literally retarded. The "plot" is amateurish C-movie tier and the characters of a soap opera have more charisma than this "band of misfits". Lots of colorful shit on display, but not a single shot deserves to be in a kino screen. The soundtrack is cringy and out of place and every pop-reference and feels tuned for the population of Idiocracy (muh hasselhoff). It has to be one of the most idiotic movies I've ever seen, and I've seen Highlander 2 and Movie 43.

I feel brainraped. (((Disney))) has truly broken the MCU.

>>82412478
It pretty much is

>>82412478
She's the alien equivalent of autism

>>82412478

>Is she the alien equivalent of a naive Asian girl

Is she ever... She is like one of those naive girls in manga that are easily tricked into sex and innocently ask "am I doing it right?"

>>82412523
I enjoyed it. Sorry you didn't bud.

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>>82412542

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>>82412523

You know it's a shitty sci-fi when the "aliens" are literally just humans with blue / green / red skin and no other distinct differences. So fucking lazy.

>>82412478

Would it be SJW to say yes? Because that is absolutely what it is

>>82412636

I wish it were, but no: I'm genuinely flabbergasted with the positive reaction from the normie crowd.

If you enjoy this shit your IQ is objectively below 80. There's no other explanation.

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>>82412761
Okay cool guy. Complain harder and you'll get your money back.

>>82412642
FUCKING TREE AND RACOON

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Still better than DC's pseudo enlightened bullshit

>>82412996
Hey w-we have an oscar. WE!

>amerifats already watching the movie
oh boy gonna love the shitposting

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It was a fun movie, laughs scattered about, touching moments, entertaining scenes, golden qts.

There were things wrong, the generally drag some things a little too long, babygroot, taserface

overall 7.5/10 would watch again

>>82412742
no I'm not condemning the practice, I think every movie would be improved by fapbait Asian characters

in fact I just visited an Asian thread on /gif/ just from thinking about it

>>82412642
>You know it's a shitty sci-fi when the "aliens" are literally just humans with blue / green / red skin and no other distinct differences. So fucking lazy.

Marvel universe has several higher powers that shape, alter or "seed" planets and they have done so for billions of years. They steer the evolutionary path of countless worlds. Sicne the first races were humanoids, most of the subsequent races guided by their hand also tend to be humaoids.

>The Kree have done this (creating the inhumans)
>The celestials have done this many times (creating the race of eternals, and purging planets of life that stray or stagnate from the desired evolutionary path)
>The gardener does this (probably other elders of the universe do it as well)

They did a similar explanation for humanoid aliens in star trek (a progenitor race that seeded the galaxy)

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>>82407596
>Y'ALL!!!

>>82411375
There were five scenes intermingled with the credits.

- Kraglin learning how to use Yondu's fin/arrow
- Stakar and his old school Ravager reunion
- Ayesha revealing Adam Warlock's cocoon
- Star-Lord telling off teenage Groot
- Stan Lee and the Watchers

>>82412038
Star-Lords uncle from the first movie was one of the people running away, maybe it was him?

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>>82408906
This movie seems terrible all around. Was the first one this bad? They should've put Michael Rooker on a Netflix series.

>>82412151
You're in a fucking vacuum. You can't hold your breath or it'll expand in your lungs and kill you. The lack of pressure would make all the fluid in your body start to boil. The most retarded thing about the depiction in space is the frost. No way it would happen like that.

>>82412761
Demonstrably false.

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>>82410301
ikr

>>82411436
>Thor and Loki speaking English isn't far fetched at all.

Except that English is a mongrel tongue derived from 2+ conflicting versions of Germanic, 2+ versions of French, debased Latin, and debased Celtic tongues.

>>82413267
That is the dumbest shit. Humans are the result of over 3 billion years of evolution. Humans only exist because of mass extinction events that destroyed the most prominent and successful organisms in Earth's past, allowing mammals to evolve and thus hominids to rise to prominence, it was all by chance, yet of course shitty sci-fi series have to have an explanation or reasoning behind every alien species looking exactly the same, so you have this bullshit.

Not been up to date with Marvel since I didn't feel like following their stupid schedule up to a big movie everytime, and I heard a few were pretty shit. I did enjoy Guardians 1 and 2 though, is there any others worth watching? I saw Ironman and Avengers.

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>>82413616
>he fell for the vacuum instantly my rderfucks you meme

>>82413616

>The most retarded thing about the depiction in space is the frost

Exactly.

If it is within a solar system the sun would roast you before you froze. In deep space with no nearby star you would eventually freeze but it would be pretty slow (dead long before you froze).

That warm feeling of sunlight is even more potent in space. Direct sunlight in outer space is like being placed in front of a fuckhuge infrared lamp.

Virtually all existing space vessels, spacesuits, etc are white or are covered in reflective surfaces for a reason. The surface of the moon facing the sun is about 253°F.

>>82413788
You live in a world where a substantial portion of the population doesn't even believe in evolution, and even fewer even know what it is. What the fuck do you expect.

>>82413817
>he fell for the vacuum instantly my rderfucks you meme

wat

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>>82407596
AND I'M JAVERT.

>>82412761
sure whatever helps you sleep at night

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>>82413788
>Humans only exist because of mass extinction events that destroyed the most prominent and successful organisms in Earth's past, allowing mammals to evolve and thus hominids to rise to prominence

In marvel comics those mass extinction events were previous visits from celestials or other higher powers.

>It is said that dinosaurs were the favored species of the demon Set, however the Earth goddess Gaea decided that they were an evolutionary dead end and that the Human race would be their successors. Set fought to preserve the reptiles, manifesting back on the physical plane for the first time since he fled the Demogorge's wraith by merging three dinosaurs into a snake-like body. Atum returned as the Demogorge, and in the resulting cataclysmic battle, the dinosaurs were wiped out and Set was banished once more. Gaea shielded the smaller mammals, who went on to dominate the globe.

Intelligent design is a big part o the marvel universe.

>>82414042
This is the most retarded thing I have ever read. I can't imagine why anyone would invest time in watching / reading marvel shit after seeing this garbage.

>>82413817
>>82413988
A vacuum will knock you out in 15 seconds and kill you in 4 minutes.

That's NASA's stance on it.

Of course, these space aliens might have cybernetics to enhance their vacuum survivability. If I flew in space a lot it'd be something I'd buy if it were available.

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>>82414042

And then there are aliens/gods like pic related.

This is why marvel has a large number of humanoid races, but also a large number of alien weird shit from races or planets that were not tampered with by 20 billion year old space gods.

>>82414089
>People with powers and shit is ok
>Aliens in charge of what happened to Earth not
Just in case you don't know...it's a movie based on superhero comics

>>82413801

Avoid anything Thor related.

Winter Soldier is good.

I personally like Iron Man 3, but everyone hates that film for some reason I will never understand.

Civil War is schlock, but has some fun moments.

I really enjoyed GotG 2, but I feel that, whilst the humour level was no different from before, the time was completely off. For example, the scene where they spaced the pirates - that was some deep shit man. Then QUIP QUIP QUIP not even a second afterwards. Total disconnect.

>>82414508
>I personally like Iron Man 3, but everyone hates that film for some reason I will never understand.
People don't like Iron Man 3 because it's the "Wondrous Adventures of Tony Stark - The Fabulous Engineer", instead of, you know, Iron Man.

>>82414616

I don't see what that has to do with the quality of the film itself though.

The Wonderous Adventures of Tony Stark - The Fabulous Egingeer is both a pretty well made and tight action film, and felt like a very natural direction for Iron Man's character arc to take.

>>82414685
>The Wonderous Adventures of Tony Stark - The Fabulous Egingeer is both a pretty well made and tight action film,
Yeah, but people watch Iron Man movies to see him inside the armor and blowing shit up. He had almost zero inside-armor-time in Iron Man 3. And plus Mandarin.

>>82414685
It's pretty pedestrian compared with what you can actually do with that character though action-wise, not to mention the tedium of watching someone as charismatic as Tony Stark being reduced to an angsty PTSD victim. That sort of thing would work in serialized TV, but not as a tent pole superhero blockbuster movie.

>>82414727

That was the entire point the movie was trying to make though, Tony realizing that he was more than just a suit of armor that anyone could wear. HE was the hero, becoming a legitimately good person with or without the Ironman. His over the top gesture of blowing up all of his expensive suits was his way of telling Pepper that he'd learned his lesson.

Also, don't kid yourself. We both know that 99% of the people going into these Iron Man/Avengers films are there to see Robert Downy Jr. exclusively. Only a vocal minority of fags get upset about shit like that, and the MUH MANDARIN bullshit.

>>82414772

I think that point would be fair if action they did both in an out of the suit wasn't so well done. The airplane scene being a standout. Just because they were doing something different to what was done in the previous two doesn't make it bad.

>>82410382
He was probably just on set that day. Also his character is the brother of The Collector from first Guardians (both have that lip line thing).

>>82411387

Is that a record number? Most I've seen is 3.

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Can't believe how good stone cold Steve Austin looked in that make up!!!

Give me a hell yeah!!

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>>82415069
you fucken idiot that was Steve Austin it was Vin Diesel. Get it together.

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>>82412523

>>82414934
The two movies aren't even shot in the same country, let alone studio.

>>82413992

you know what THAT means

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>>82412523
Just ignore /tv/ and plebbit for a couple weeks after MCU movies. They get shilled hard by the studio bots to make people go and see their """movies""".
>not thinking studios can't easily hire 20 ppl to make shill review accounts to flood review sites

>>82416556
I would love to see the conference room in which a marketing company tries to sell to a studio the idea of spending money to shill on 4chan. You're living in a fantasy world if you genuinely believe that shit happens. There are no shills here beyond people who just like this shit and want other people to see it.

>>82410438
I really fucking hope they do

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>>82407596
upvoted!

>>82412311
>that awkward sean gunn delivery after nebula says what she will do with her money

I cringed fucking hard at that part, it was NOT funny and James was clearly a biased piece of shit and didn't know his brother couldn't deliverly the line right. An awkward silence followed by a ".....ok" would have been way funnier than "yeaa..I meant like a necklace or something"

>>82411949
Every day is related to a planet.
Monday- Moon Day- Lunedì
Sunday- Sun Day (duh)- Domenica (This is derived from the latin "dominica", literally "Of the Lord")
Saturday- Saturn Day- Sabato (from the hebrew shabbat)
Originally saturday and sunday were saturni dies and solis dies; from them, saturday and sunday.
The name of the days of the week coming from the planets/gods has been a thing since Persia or Babylon, I can't recall which.

Does anyone else want one of those yellow sexbots they had on that one nightclub planet

>>82410385
he's been doing it since spy kids desu he finds it fun

Holy fuck just came back from watching this with my dad. Fucking hell I was about to break down and cry at the end, fuck you cat stevens fucking hell shit

>>82416556
>Just ignore /tv/ for awhile
And do what? GO WATCH A MOVIE? PERHAPS GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY™?!?? Nice try, but I see through your reverse shillcology.

>>82407596
I don't know Mary Poppins, can someone explain the joke?

>>82417751
He's cool.

>>82417659
this

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>It ain't healthy for a man's body to out running 50 jumps at a time!
>I know that!
>We're about to do SEVEN HUNDRED
>AAAAAAAAAH
>AAAAAAAAAH
>AAAAAAAAAH

>>82413143
couldnt have said it better

>>82407655
I LIVE AGAIN

>>82407596
Just saw it. Great movie.

>>82407596

He had to die, his arrow was too OP

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>''Anyway before I was so rudely interrupted..''

>>82417362
Marvel want him to be in other MCU movies. Maybe Guardians 4, which they're already talking about.

>>82418390
Best scene of movie. Damn, whole thing feels like Saturday morning cartoon

>>82407596
Great moment. If only for the little stop Quill takes to not deflate Yondu's bubble. The whole ending was fantastic for that type of thing to be honest.

Where's the shitty meme sequel I was expecting. I didn't sign up for well executed character moments and a competent bittersweet ending.

>>82418856
>competent bittersweet ending
DUDE
DAVID HASSELHOFF
LOL

>>82418888
Mostly from when Yonda and Quill fly off planet together.

>>82418592
This, the arrow was fucking god level OP lel

>>82418941
But now the Yondu's sidekick has it, he even hurt Drax with it

>>82411416
Oh boy...

>>82418592
sadly i have to agree with this, i knew he couldnt live after showing he was a god

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>>82412996
>First thing I thought during that scene was the meme potential

>>82412523
The humor got annoying I'll admit, but you're wrong about the rest of it

>>82412523
>Is this Star Wars for dumb people?

Implying that Star Wars is intelligent? Baffles me that it has the fanbase that it does. Have people never watched episodic science fiction series? Star War is so fucking average.

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>>82407596

>He might have been your father. But he weren't your daddy, boy.

RIP based blue Rooker

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>>82407596
This made lose my shit