would you?

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>>82406988
At least twice.

>be alpha as fuck
>fuck the shit out of her
>make her feel gud
>get tired of her
>start treating her like shit
>eventually leave her for more attractive girl
>make sure that she knows that I think she's ugly now
>she's devastated
>gets all depressed
>tell my dad to swoop in
>mom now lowers her standards so she can never get hurt again
>starts dating dad because she knows he'll never leave her
>got to fuck mommy in her prime and still get born

>>82407598
>be alpha as fuck
stopped reading there

>>82406988
Him? Yes. His mother was a lucky cunt that wasted her chance.

>>82407616
Your loss. Now you'll never know how to fuck your mom in her prime and get away with it

>>82407637
Kek. He's even better now, a natural dildo.

Without a rubber, Anon. It's not like I have to worry about getting the bitch/a.k,a mom preggers if the semen evaporates.

>>82407936
Watch Predestination.

>go back in time and find out your mom is a slut

I would just be disgusted with her.

duh

i wouldnt even attempt to get back to the future

id biff that shit

>fuck mom
>get her pregnant
>stay the same since you were visiting a parallel universe and that shit won't affect you

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>>82408524
I don't want white knights pointing me to "that" board, but you deserve a pepe for that greentext.