Guardians of the Quip

>>82406727
Justice League will have more quips so your point?

The reason you don't like humor is because you're a joyless shit bag who spends all day alone posting on website that you actually hate.

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>>82406858
Nope even the Avengers and Iron Man had less quips. fucking hell it had more quips than Deadpool.
Drax the destroyer more like Drax the quiper

>does it come in black
>all those pushups
>magic pencil
Nolan's Batman even had quips but not to this degree.

>did your husband buy it for you
Spiderman had quips but not to this degree.

>>82406919
Like I said. the reason you don't like humor is because you're a joyless shit bag who spends all day alone posting on website that you actually hate

>>82406952
Hi Disney

>>82406972
Joyless cunt bag. LOL

>>82406952
Jesus christ your a dumb fuck

>list quips in decent movies
I enjoyed the humor
but the movie shouldn't be built around the jokes. like GotG

>>82406997
Easily amused redditor LOL

>>82406997
DONT MAKE FUN OF MY DISNEY MOVIES FOR CHINESE SLAVE LABOR!!!!!!

>>82407018
Joyless cunt bag.

What did Reddit Raccoon do in this movie?

>>82406727
What do you know, Americans ruined the conversation again.

>>82407032
everything

>>82406727
I like the quips

>>82407052
Why can't we have a serious discussion about a toy commercial made for children and illiterate Chinese slave labor ?

>>82407075
You sound like a mentally ill retard who lives at home with his mom.

>>82407075
> muh Chinese
no1 gives a fuck you. These are great. Kids and teenagers have a whole fucking cinematic universe of capeshit to grow up with and then re-watch forever. And that is nice to have since they will have fuck all else in terms of job prospects or affordable housing

>>82406727
>Guardians of the Quip
reddit btfo yet again! kekzorps XD
end yourself

>>82407217
> oppressive force

>>82407110
This thing is going to be embarrassingly outdated in a few years. That's what weak writing and pandering does. I think the backlash on here is because everyone worships them even though they're not good. Whatever happened to jokes with a proper setup and payoff...

>>82407274
> setup and payoff
Fuck off RedditorMediaLetterer

>>82406727
squished muh walkman!

>>82407274
yup nobody will rewatch it to hear the quips again

unless the movie was actually comfy and entertaining but nope its shit and predictable

>>82407306
Hey, go back to bed, this is a school night, kid

>>82407336
> night

it's 6:45 am

There's nothing inherently wrong with quips.
The problem is when every character becomes a smarmy jokemaster because they're easier to write jokes for.

>>82406919
But all of those came out when you were a kid so they're okay to you because nostalgia

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I want to cuddle with nebula and make her smile.

>>82406727
This is the 15th movie of the series.

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>that wink
>those scenes of badassery
>bedroom eyes throughout
>that 'tude

Rocket is even hotter in the sequel, unf!

DUDE I HAVE GIANT SHITS L M A O

>>82406727
It'd be Star Wars without the quips. They deliberately made it a screwball comedy to set it apart from their other highly successful, highly entertaining, highly profitable space opera franchise. Also this space opera is part of a shared universe of another highly successful, highly entertaining, highly profitable franchise. I think they'll be fine.

>>82406727

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 is a perfect example of the decay of modern entertainment. A perfect paradigm of the vapid pop trash our youth is being conditioned to like.

It's not a coincidence that the "comic relief" characters are explicitly retarded: the audience is meant to relate to them.

At least the original Star Wars had a heart, an archetypally powerful message —the Hero’s Journey—, artistry behind its script/cinematography/soundtrack… but this DisneyMarvel garbage is just getting utterly brainless. Getting us one step closer to Idiocracy.

>>82408657
LE REDDIT LAUGH

HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

it's as if drax is the one who makes the *inhales* posts

>>82408909
exactly it was just made to show the quips and give a quick laugh.

Ego was way too rushed it's basically Luke and Darth Vader levels of story but they fucked it up all so they could add in quips

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GotG
>"Dance off bro, me and you!" *twerks*
>"You said it yourself, we're the Guardians of the Memes, bitch!" *CIA pose*

GotG Vol 2
>"You sqwussh'd my walkman bro! :<<<"
>dude Pac-Man lmao

What is it going to be for Memes Of the Galaxy 3?

>>82406727
Yeah it was pretty bad

>>82408719
M. Eisner

>>82408719
I dont care if THEY are okay
I wanted a good movie so what if they do or do not make money wtf do i care desu

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>>82408969
t.TASERFACE

>>82409025
ass

>>82409119
You mad Gunn?

You sound like you're trying to be cynical. Sure some of the jokes were cringy but it was alright. The cringiest was probably the
>he said welcome to the frickin guardians of the Galaxy
>only he didn't say frickin
Such a Disney thing to do it hurts