*DUDE MY NIPPLES LMAO*

>>82406701
I like him. Movie had problems but none of mine were with him.

>>82407804
too many quips was a problem for me

>>82407804
I agree. I thought Drax was fine. I thought Rocket and Quill's banter was pretty bad though.

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Too much reddit and not enough 4chan.

Nolan's batman films is the epitome of what /tv/ wants.

Hate to say it but the movie really did need less quips

Needed more quips and giant Skeletor and Heather Locklear joining end fight.

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Didn't anyone else love autism insect?

She was cute af!

>>82410566
On the inside.

>>82410566
Any pics of Pom where you can tell she has awesome puffy nipples through her shirt? I swear I've seen some. My Google seems to be broken.

>Amerifats finally see the movie
>Terrible shitposting begins

>>82408668
To me it's Drax's character.

The biggest problem with quips was the fact that they use the "You're talking about that at this time" line lots.

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>>82410834
AMERIKAH. It's time for another lesson.

>>82410566
Her and Drax would make a nice autistic cringy couple.

Did anybody else not notice how in the first movie Drax was someone who didn't get metaphors, but in the first movie he's just quipping non-stop and his character character is "he just says everything that's on his mind"?

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>>82410566
>asian
>autistic
>alien
>insect
Jesus fuck movie you can't do this to me.
That's like 4 of my fetishes rolled into one

>>82410961
>but in the first movie
in the SECOND movie. FUCK

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>>82411005
>>82410961
You know how in the comics Drax started off as an unstoppable badass fixated on killing Thanos and turned into a drooling retard?

>>82411036
Can you give me a quick rundown of all these characters?

>>82411036
Wait, comics Drax has no butthole?

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>>82410693

>>82411036
>Drax takes the redpill

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>>82411136
Drax the Destroyer, aka Art Douglas. Former insurance salesman, him and his wife were killed by Thanos. Mentor, Thanos' father, put his soul in an artificial body and made him the Destroyer to use as a weapon against Thanos. His daughter became Moondragon.
Gamorra's people were murdered by the Church of Universal Truth and she was raised by Thanos as a warrior to do battle against Magus.
Adam Warlock is an artificially created dude who became Space Jesus, you should buy everything Jim Starlin wrote about him.
>>82411155
Nope, his body is artificial.

>>82411036
>>82411239
Oh, and then there's Pip the Troll. He's Adam Warlock's trusty comedic sidekick. Chances are Peter Dinklage will play him in Infinity War, but we don't know yet.

>>82411255
Meant for>>82411136

Drax had too much time quipping and not enough time fighting

Do you guys ever fucking enjoy anything?

>>82411239

if he has no butthole where does his food go

>>82411462
Laser production.

>>82406701

Why is Batista fat & flabby now? (compared to when he was in WWE that is)

>DUDE LMAO
I guess it's out in America now?

>>82406701
That was a line that fell flat with me, but he was pretty good throughout.

His scene with Mantis at the lakes was brilliant.

why would a alien male have nipples
i know we still have them left over but why
theyre fucking aliens

op stop being retarded on purpose