DOLPH DOLPH DOLPH DOLPH DOLPH GUY THE ACTUAL SCIENCE GUY

The irony is Bill is a better actor

>>82405798
Was gonna say this

Bill is a hack kids show scientist, it's shocking that anyone would take his words seriously.

>>82405768
a couple of engineers w/o PhDs?
they aren't so different, the MS aside

I'm sure Dolph could make a decent living working at a plant for Chlorox or Vidal Sasoon.

>>82405768
Dolph is unironically the master race, I need a sample of his sperm to impregnate my future wife with

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>>82405768

I MUST BREAK YOU

>not even a real scientist
>weak little (probably jewish) twerp that doesn't even lift

bill nye on suicide watch
kill yourself bill

>>82405768
The people who post these images are the same people who discredit sociologists and their degrees. Pissing in a sea of piss.

>>82405768

what are some decent dolph movies

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>>82405923
>sociologist

>>82406453
i hope you die of cancer for posting cancer

>>82406443
all of them

but his best/more fun is probably Showdown in Little Tokyo with Brandon Lee

When exactly did Bill Nye call himself a scientist?

His show was called "Bill Nye the Science Guy." Science Guy is not scientist. Furthermore, why are you under the impression that only scientists can educate others about something as general as science?

>>82406443
Universal soldier is great, even if it's more a Van Damme movie.

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>>82406485
>sociologist

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>>82405768
That moment you realize Dolph agrees with Bill on climate change

Mechanical Engineering is the most difficult degree out there tho

More respect for an Engineer than some chemguy

Do you think Dolph would watch anything on this guys show and have major disagreements with anything presented there, from the perspective of the science on display? One does not need a PhD to popularise anything. So long as what they popularise is correct.

I'm not an American so I have no experience with this guy, but he seems to have generated a modicum of respect from the science community for the work he's done.

This is typical 4chan nonsense.

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>>82405768
HAHA TAKE THAT LIBKEKS

>>82406694
Dick Masterson with a better Mechanical engineering degree and who worked on better planes (Ones that shoot isis the fuck up)
Says Bill doesn't know shit.

>>82405868
what the fuck

>>82405768
In all fairness you don't need accreditation to be a "scientist," you just need to follow the scientific method.

>tfw got my law degree from Cornell so I'm more of a science guy than Bill Nye

Wtf I hate myself for watching his show when I was a kid now. I should have been hosting that show!

>>82406750
mate...

>>82406763
What? Are you dumb enough to think that theres such a doctorate as "science?"

>>82407402
>doctorate as "science?"
sometimes i don't know if you autists are joking or actually this retarded
t. getting my B.Sc. in two months

>>82406763

Show me Gregor Mendel's degree. Science is a process not a piece of paper.

>>82407440

Anthropology isnt a science honey.

>>82405768
ROCKY'S SEXJUNK. OH. OH. OH.

>>82407456
>talks about shit from 150 years ago
times change. you can be a lab assistant doing the same stuff as an chemical engineer for two hours every day and still not considered a scientist. the degree makes the difference, even if both apply the same scientific methods

>Science is always changing
>Except when you need to accept this fact thats in stone you bigot

>>82407481
>honey
ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>>82407440
B.Scs are literally a joke degree that didn't exist until they realised students couldn't actually achieve the writing and presentation ability of a BA whilst studying scientific disciplines, look it up. If you get a BSc you won't ever achieve a higher salary from a leadership position.

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>>82406485
>sociologist

>>82405868
>published in plos one
>worth bragging about
I also like the part where spending a year as an exchange student in a place counts as graduating the full course

>>82407614
you do know that a B.Sc. is the necessity for doing a M.Sc.?

>>82406443
Kindergarten Cop 2

>It ain't me... It ain't me... I'm no fortunate cuck
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1493905644505.webm

>>82405768
according to memes no one of them is because unless you published scientific papers you are not allowed to talk about science

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>>82406750
Hi, Adam!

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>>82405768
Post actual science guys

>>82406443
He stared in the original Punisher movie.

>>82408060
He was actually a pretty shit student, sisters husband was in his year and said it was a miracle he didn't drop out.

>>82406443
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYvtskuGNw4

>>82408264
Thankfully what you actually do matters more than how well you did in school.

>>82405836
>chemical engineering is as easy as regular engineering
Lol

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>>82406443
The Universal Soldier movies (he's in 3 of them iirc)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOf3Iy65H0Y&t
Dark Angel is also pretty fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuKLiCcMAQM

And naturally, He-man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CF20B8p4F08

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>>82408060
Joffrey guy is actually pretty well educated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKboLTwzFTs

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>>82405768
>Dolph Lundgren scared off intruders to his home by having a picture of himself on the mantle
>this is an actual thing that happened

Can you imagine being this man

>>82408652
I got all these questions and I have no science education but I got all these other than the salt question.

>>82405768
BECAUSE MY SEX JUNK

>>82406443
I enjoyed the cyberpunk aesthetics of Silent Trigger, even if the movie's plot made no sense.

>>82408060
The ugly Jew girl from TBBT is a real life scientist apparently.

>>82408923

That third Universal Soldier movie was trippy as all shit.

Man dolph is really proof that eugenics works

so disappointing that people don't think about their kids when picking a partner

>>82409012
What show is the webm from?

>>82405768
Redpill me on Nye, what did he do to piss /tv/ off?

>>82408264
I think he focused on his music in his early age

>>82405768

FULL

PENETRATION

>>82409593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtW1Lq5c04E&t

>>82409616
He's on tv because he's a scientist, even though there are far more qualified and intelligent people available.

>>82407614
Except most good universities require that you have a bachelor in a related field so you get in the masters program

>>82409546
>That third
Reckoning is the fourth I believe, Regeneration is the third

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7hJBXGvZzE

>>82407634

Still more educated than Bill Nye

>>82409616
He made an awful series on Netflix recently. Just youtube "sex junk" and watch that segment. It's been a guarantee to get anyone to hate him.

>William Sanford "Bill" Nye[2] (born November 27, 1955), popularly known as Bill Nye the Science Guy, is an American science communicator, television presenter, and mechanical engineer.
He's never been a scientist.

>>82405768
>Burglars kidnapped his wife, but gave her back once they found it it was Dolph's wife.

>>82406443
It think he was a pretty good Punisher even though the movie is silly.

Are Americans really so stupid that they think a science communicator is an actual scientist?

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How do I become a scientist?

>>82410125
Like the "I fucking love science" Facebook page

>>82410125
Take HRT.

>>82410083
>When shooting the film, Sylvester Stallone decided that for the shooting of the fight, he and Dolph Lundgren should hit one another for real, so as to increase the intensity of the scene. After doing three takes of Rocky taking shots to ribs, Stallone felt a burning in his chest, but ignored it. Later that night, he had difficulty breathing and was taken to a nearby emergency room. It was discovered that his blood pressure was over 200, and he had to be flown on a low-altitude flight from Canada to St. John's Hospital in Santa Monica, where he remained in intensive care for four days. What had happened was that Lungren had punched him so hard in the chest, Stallone's heart had slammed up against his breastbone and began to swell, cutting off the blood supply and restricting the oxygen flow throughout the body.

Dolph is as close to the ubermensch as you can possibly be

>>82405798
Could Bill Nye really pull off playing a Russian cyborg boxer from a parallel universe?

>>82410191
He could do that wearing his bow tie

>>82410199
Dubs confirm.

Bill Nye would've succeeded at breaking Rocky.

>>82406443
The one where he's a soldier in Vietnam that thinks he's a woman is kino

>>82405868
The guitarist from Queen, Brian May has a PhD in astrophysics.

>>82406443
His Eric Andre episode

Remember that episode of Always Sunny when they made up a movie script with Dolph as a monkey man with a giant nose for a head?

>>82410268
>Dolph plays an action scientist who can sniff out crime before it happens!
>The twist is that he is walking on all fours because he is a talking dog.
It went something like that

>>82410268
Dog you fucktard

>>82410125
Watch some of that new Nye guy and his scientific program.

>>82410125
make a poorly coded emulator
ZIMBABWE

>>82410268
>>82410392

Crime, humping, crime, humping, crime, FULL humping, crime

>>82405768
WHoulda thunk such a smart dude lived inside that big mush-mouthed chunkhead

>>82406485
>>82405923
>Social Science

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>>82405923
>sociologists and their degrees
hahahahaha... stop it you`re killing me

>>82405768
I'd love to meet Dolph, easily near the top of my list for celebrities I'd like to sit down and chat with about their careers. Seems like a really interesting dude.

>>82410268
Totes reddit my kind of peeps

>>82406565
Do you agree with Bill's routine on gender?

>>82405910
If someone is from Seattle and older than 40, it's a fifty fifty chance they're norwegian.

>>82406565
He got his start running fun science demos on Almost Live! I honestly enjoyed his other sketches better.
I miss John Kiester.

>>82406443
Crime Stinks: The Smell of Penetration

SCIENCE RULES

btw pls buy my magic water

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZo1GhaTVuk

>>82406443
all of them

>>82405798
Owned

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjXtNGzSNFc
>he reincarnated as all water
>at least he's wet

>>82407634
Pretty clear jealousy in your post. Maybe try something other than a useless social science/arts major next time.

>>82405768
Dolph Lundgren smells cime

>>82405923
sociology is the only thing worse than psychology

>>82411688
really activated my H2O

how do I become aryan like dolph?

>>82411889
and possibly walks around like a hound

>>82405846
> trumpcucks
This shit writes itself

>>82405768
just passing through to say that this is unironically one of the most fedora and euphoric posts I've ever read on this website. didnt and wont ready any of the other posts in this thread

congrats OP

>>82409077
They probly thought is was a trap.
>Sees Nordic Robo-Monster's portrait in full body vertical orientation enlarged 1000%
>NOPE

>>82408923
10/10 body...both
Who is she?

>>82405798
He's not Bill Nye the fucking Actor guy.

>>82412217
Grace Jones, I think. Scary ass woman. At least I think she's a woman.

>>82412217
Dude, it's Grace Jones!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwUsuf15P3A

>>82412353
>>82412351
found her thanks!

>>82412351
>>82412353
More like Gross Jones

>>82412217
>not knowing who Grace Jones is

>>82405868
Dexter also has his own hot sauce brand and is a certified flight instructor.
Another fun fact about The Offspring is that the only reason Noodles was chosen to be their guitarist is because the other two members were still underage, so they used Noodles, their highschool janitor, to buy booze for them.

>>82410432
>new Nye
kek