Are any of her movies worth watching?

>>82401715
No.

Any "fans" of film who watch bad bmovies schlock for "enjoyment" deserve to get hung. Also horror was the capeshit of the 80s.

>>82402019
Anybody who takes moving pictures seriously deserves to be hung.

She has two movies right?

>>82402091
*hanged*

The 80's one is great if you like schlock and boob jokes. The 2000 era one is just plain underwhelming, even if you're a fan.

>>82401715
I had the biggest crush on her niece who hated me.

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>that porn movie she was in

>>82402226
Post pics

>>82402473
Link?

>>82402019
>horror was the capeshit of the 80s

Action movies were the capeshit of the 80s

>>82402221

It has its moments.

>>82402748
>Action movies were the capeshit of the 80s

All movies were the capeshit of the 80s

>>82401715
not gonna post my elvira stuff yet until one of you derails this thread with

>>82403930
a-anon are you ok???

>>82403897
The 80's were the capeshit of the decades

>>82403980
You're capeshit

>>82401715
Would have been a better major than scarjo.

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>that clip where her tits flop out

>>82402221
Well, I do like boobs.

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>>82401715
You tell me.

>>82406346
Sauce NOW

>>82402019
It's "hanged", retard.

>>82401715
I saw the first movie a few years ago. I found one thing pretty confusing though. Elvira is obviously looks spooky and hosts a horror show, but in the movie she inherits this creepy old mansion and she hates it. She makes all these comments about how ugly it is. And then she has this crush on this total normie guy. So what's her deal? Why does she look like that if she acts like a valley girl stacy and seems totally adverse to creepy things?

>>82401715
Mistress of the dark has some legitmately funny parts and the sexy parts are really sexy

>>82406537
no he's a faggot. he wants us to have big dicks for a blowbang

>>82406749
It was the 80s also why do girls pretend to like spoopy stuff

>>82406498
Yes!

>>82406916
Yup

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>this is a 65 year old in burgerland

>>82406956
Uh Huh

>>82406981
That's fucked

>>82407046
I know

>>82407095
Me to

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>be 12
>mistress of the dark is on tv
>diamonds.gif
>get to this scene
You kids don't even know. In the pre-internet age this was like finding the Ark of the Covenant. Except instead of melting your face off you fill a plastic swimming pool to the brim with cum.

>>82406346
She has the perfect pair of tits in that scene. I've never seen nips like hers just fade away in such a perfect manner. It's as if her areola was the red hot mark left on metal when you burn it. No edges, just smooth transition

>>82407115
M'hmm

>>82407121
Elvira was one of my first faps.
>no Internet
>horny 11/12 year old
>Elvira on the cover of the tv guide
Those milky white tits were calling me

>>82407146
Though so

>>82407255
Yup

>>82407309
Yes!

>>82402473
You can't say that kind of shit without linking it

Once my sister was dressed like her and commented on it.

>Nobody posted the webm where her tits are out fully

ehh

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>>82407377
Don't believe any such thing exists. Have this though.

>>82407713
>>82407377
I don't know about any webm, but she's done nudity before

full frontal even

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>>82407881
Yeah I'm well aware, don't believe there are any videos though.

her tom jones story would be classified as rape in the current year

>>82401715
Didn't Tom Jones take her virginity?
Apparently he has a massive dong and fucked her so hard she had to get stitches

>>82409459

Based Welshman, big cock for sheeps so he went for virgins

>>82402019
Imagine if watching Elvira made your dick increas in size
Effect accumulates after multiple viewings

>>82408194

Why doesn't she just make some vids where she takes her tits out while dressed as Elvira!
soon she will retire and we'll never get HD Elvira tits!!

>>82410009
Yeah I have to say as nice as her nudes are it's not the same as when she's in Elvira mode. Even at her current age I would cum huge loads to her getting her tits out in full Elvira costume.

>>82407121
all horny joking aside that is some amazing work with the tassels

>>82402473
Go on....

>>82401715
Watch the one from '88. Also, a little trivia: early on in the movie there's a boob slip that they left in the movie, when a dude at the bar or bowling alley grabs her. Rev up that pause button if you feel like it.

>>82406974
Jesus, I didn't know she's a hotter redhead milf for real than as a brunette succubus.

>>82410278
Ah fug, didn't realize the webm of her tit falling out had already been posted.

>>82410279
GILF or GGILF is more like it.

>>82403980
+1

>>82409573
>Imagine if watching Elvira made your dick increas in size
i can't speak for you, but personally it does for me pretty much every time